Scene: a windswept test track somewhere near New Gotham. Dark clouds scud quickly across the sky as the camera pans down toBATMAN
standing with his arms folded, staring down
THE STIG
who is standing impassively.
A lightning bolt crashes to earth somewhere in the background as the two stare menacingly at each other.
BATMAN: Don't scratch the paint.
BATMAN tosses the keys to the STIG, who catches them in one upraised arm, then turns and seats himself in the BATMOBILE. As he ignites the afterburner, BATMAN turns away and walks off-frame.
(At least, that's how it works in my head.)
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea