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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

There is a certain type of person who will, with a minimum of both fuss and brainpower, simply sit behind a desk and withstand any and all violence upon their person purely because they know themselves to be right; they've got the forms to prove it and everything. I believe they congregate in the DMV in the US, but over here they're mostly in JobCentres, buildings for receiving unemployment benefit clad mostly in a jaunty, faintly condescending irony.