LAST EDITED ON Feb-13-14 AT 12:40 PM (EST)
How about the cast of Gravity Falls, the Disney Channel's new show about kids who have adventures in the titular town? Let's see for the main cast is...
'Dipper' Pines, real first name unknown. Twin of Mabel, serious for his age and trying to seem more mature than a 12 year old should be. Thought spending the summer with Gruncle Stan would be dull until he found Journal Number Three and had his eyes opened to the strange stuff that goes on in town. Regularly rescues his sister.
Mable Pines, twin of Dipper. Mabel loves to have fun and enjoy things-she loves stickers, arts and crafts, sweaters, boys, her pet pig Waddles, her new friends in Gravity Falls, and just about everything else. Exceptions include gnomes who want to marry her and Gideon. Owns a grappling hook, and knows how to use it. Regularly rescues her brother.
Stanford Pines, Great uncle of Dipper and Mabel. A cheap shyster who runs a tourist trap called the Mystery Shack in Gravity Falls, Oregon. Stan employs two locals at the shack, but believes the Gravity Falls natives to be the dumbest and most gullible people he knows. Stan wears an eyepatch sometimes for effect, counterfeits money, is an ex-boxer, and has no tattoo despite what you may glimpse under his undershirt. Stan is not what he seems.
'Soos' Jesús, hired handyman. A friend of Mabel and Dipper, this affable man-child is willing to obey Stan in all things, fix things around the shack, and assist the kids in their problems. Soos lives with his Abuelita, and is generally all right if a little slow.
Wendy Corduroy, Half-Lumberjack. Does not actually seem to do anything that can be considered 'work'. Dipper has a huge crush on her. Has broken up with a lot of boys. Latest boyfriend tried to mind-control her, leading to a messy termination of the relationship. Works as a life-guard part time for snack and megaphone privileges when she isn't putting in 'time' reading magazines at the Shack.
Gideon, child psychic. Wants to date Mabel, and steal the Mystery Shack. Would prefer to have both. Thinks Dipper is interfering in his creepy pursuit of Mabel and ruining their imaginary relationship. Plot twist-had actual powers until Mabel dealt with the source. Still has dynamite and bulldozers.
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