Please, please, please give us a counterpart to the esteemed Chin in the Crown Colonies. I have the perfect one in mind:
Rowley Burkin, QC.
"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory
FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.
of course at the time i was very... very drunk