LAST EDITED ON Dec-26-13 AT 09:33 PM (EST)
>Oh, she understands the biological part just fine - not only is
>it part of a basic grounding in anatomy, she'll have had to
>demonstrate a working knowledge in order to pass the "junior high
>health class" part of the equivalency required to get into high school
>without any prior records. The social part, on the other
>hand... well, there were plans for the full black widow/kunoichi line
>of training as part of a later phase of the project, but that would
>have been the year after she and G burned the Facility down. Which is
>probably just as well, actually, since that training would likely have
>permanently hampered her ability to develop genuinely-useful skills in
>that regard. Lordy. Not only would that have screwed up any chance of a normal relationship down the line eventually, as you say, but what are the chances they'd have gotten it -right-? These are the idiots who never saw any use for her as anything but an assassin. And who thought using Kimura for anything but a point-and-push a -good idea-.
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>As it is, it hasn't come up in any story yet, but I imagine the adult
>Laura's attitude toward sexual matters is a bit like that one joke in
>an early episode of Bones where the FBI agent says to Booth,
>"This chick must be seriously good in bed if you're willing to put up
>with her attitude," and Temperance Brennan, overhearing, tells him
>matter-of-factly, "I am! Very good, in fact - but Booth has no
>way of knowing that, and frankly I don't see how it's germane." :)
Hah! I haven't seen Bones, but...yeah. Doesn't bring it up, doesn't flirt, and bluntly tells anyone who brings up the issue in the hopes of, etc., that they simply aren't good enough.
>No time, and not a lot of specific interest in anybody who happens to
>be around at that particular juncture. Plenty of general interest in
>the topic itself, though, don't you worry about that. She's just
>insanely (if you'll pardon the expression) picky. She's a princess,
>after all. She has standards.
Not that different from Laura, come to think of it, just with less blithely frank lack of appreciation and a lot more aristocratic hauteur.
Also, I waited a whole day, on purpose, to post a reply. Noone else around here wants to talk about -innuendo- of all things? Wow, tough crowd.
Edit: Well...okay, it WAS Christmas Day. Only reason I was around all day to reply is I had a twelve-hour shift.
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