11. "RE: IPSF All-Points Notice"
In response to message #10
>Personally I think it would be much more entertaining to watch (albeit >from a safe distance) a Hoffmanite Haka. They measure success by how >strongly they register on the Richter scale.
I am somewhat reminded of a story I read, in which no-one came within 20 feet of Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of the Keys of Hogwarts. This was due to him being EXCEEDINGLY happy, and expressing it by break-dancing. ...! Gott's Leetle Feesh in Trousers!