• "Can you at least play a land before the timer starts?"
  
• "Well, if you're going to play a Pro Tour winning deck, I suppose I can't complain about getting stomped."
  
• "You've got the win! All you have to do is--what the hell?!"
  
• "That. Was. Awesome."
  
• "You wasted a spell on my Ward and you had the land to pay for it in your hand? Why didn't you play it?!"
  
• "Well, that was bad play on my part. I deserve to lose this game. And there we go. Thank you, opponent."
  

Peter Eng
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