13. "RE: H2G2: The Fleet of Fog"
In response to message #12
>"See, back in the old country, there was this pastime called 'fishing >with dynamite'..."
Just don't mention that where the Fog can hear you; the Assault Ship* Zuikaku's Mental Model is something of a fishing fanatic, as in like "your war can go rot, there's fish to be caught", and if she found out you can throw explosives into the water and get fish, pre-cooked even, I think the Fog would go bankrupt in a week keeping her stocked with munitions.
*Zuikaku was an aircraft carrier in real life, but the Fog don't use planes, so she's classified as an "Assault Ship" instead, i.e. carries so more missiles than a normal Fog vessel that it's noteworthy.