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BZArcher
Member since Nov-9-05
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Feb-08-16, 10:25 AM (EDT) |
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"Our Superb Owl Ad"
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LAST EDITED ON Feb-08-16 AT 10:33 AM (EST) So this technically got approved a day late, but hey, at least this way it didn't cost us $4 Million imaginary dollars to air during halftime! -BZA
INT: Darkness. Cold, and silent, with a slightly hushed whisper of wind. Voicover: A warm, older voice, friendly, yet a bit tinged with wistful regret. "It seems that for now... this is goodbye. But I suspect you'll all be seeing me again." A sudden FLASH of light, illuminating a rolling hillscape, as a single spear of brilliance pierces the skies, spreading a beautiful blue tinged radiance as it rises. VO: "In the meantime...take the rest of the decade off. You've earned it." The light fades, returning us to darkness, but a moment after, words begin to appear: THIS BATTLE IS OVER. The words remain on screen for a moment, then dissolve one by one, accompanied by a sound - faint at first, but growing steadily louder. A deep, rhythmic *BOOM - BOOM - BOOM*. Footsteps, measured at first, but accelerating rapidly into a run as the final letters fade away, followed by new words crashing across the screen, as if they are being chased by that unseen charging giant. THE WAR NEVER ENDS. These words dissolve as the footsteps STOP with a loud crash, and after a heartbeat, a flash of something turning to face the camera. Massive and bulky, without the characteristic smoothness of an Evangelion's armor and biosculpted form, or an Angel's otherworldly appearance. Chitinous plates, jagged spikes, and an unnervingly bilious blue-green luminescence radiating from what must be it's eyes. It sets itself as if preparing to lunge forward, and the camera snaps back to black, followed by the sound of a thunderous gunshot, and a responding roar of pain. Neon Exodus Evangelion: This Is (not) The End COMING 2016
--------------------------- Jaymie "BZArcher" Wagner She/They @BZArcher / bzarcher at gmail "Life is change. Let’s live.” |
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Verbena
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Feb-08-16, 04:32 PM (EDT) |
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2. "RE: Our Superb Owl Ad"
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Well, WELL! I shall be looking forward, with bated breath and all. One question: Is the teaser that was posted so many moons ago still applicable? ------ Fearless creatures, we all learn to fight the Reaper Can't defeat Her, so instead I'll have to be Her |
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MuninsFire
Member since Mar-27-07
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Feb-12-16, 04:10 PM (EDT) |
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13. "RE: Our Superb Owl Ad"
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>It's also worth noting that This Is (not) The End takes place >at a different time than Neon Generation {was|is|willan on-be} >set, so one does not necessarily invalidate the other in any case. There is absolutely -nothing- wrong with that, and I am waiting with baited breath. (It'd be bated, but I had some herring at lunch.) >I think I'm conjugating that time travel verb right, >though only Douglas Adams could say for certain.
I remain convinced that attempting to conjugate meta-future-pluimperfect verbs is a great way to lose sanity. In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately pleasure-dome decree Where Alph, the sacred river, ran Through caverns measureless to man Down to a sunless sea |
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Gryphon
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Feb-13-16, 00:03 AM (EDT) |
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15. "RE: Our Superb Owl Ad"
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>>Surely This Is (not) a Drill? =] >> > >No, that would be the evitable EPU fic of Tenga Toppen Gurren Lagann. Well, I mean, I suppose I could, but it would be like that old Saturday Night Live "Weekend Update" bit from when the interview with Charles Manson came out in which Manson said his favorite book was J.D. Salinger's Catcher in the Rye. "J.D. Salinger was not available for comment, so we asked Pierre Salinger, who said sure, he could comment, but he didn't know J.D. Salinger; we said what the hell, forget it." --G. -><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Mod Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/ zgryphon at that email service Google has Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam. |
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