25. "RE: Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep't"
In response to message #19
>>"Let them go? Let them GO?! ARE YOU INSANE?! This is Kaitlyn >>Hutchins you're talking about! If we let them go, she will track us >>down and filet us into cutlets to use as the Secret Ingredient on the >>next episode of 'Iron Chef'!!" > >"Hi. We kidnapped Benjamin Hutchins' daughter, and then we let her >go. We confess to everything, including some things we didn't >actually do but are confessing to so that we can get sent to the >deepest, darkest, blackest hole on Takron-Galtos that we might >actually be safe in." >
This, of course, is a transcript of the call that the kidnappers made to the Mega-City One Justice Department, making it the first time in the history of the Known Galaxy that someone has requested political asylum to receive a harsher punishment.
Ebony the Black Dragon
"Life is like an anole. Sometimes it's green. Sometimes it's brown. But it's always a small Caribbean lizard."