I'd love to know how Dan Hudson reacted when he found out that his old pen pal Jen was both a notorious ex-supervillain and his new teammate.

The one about {Generic Catgirl} being the daughter of a Japanese magical girl and her talking cat advisor is considered especially unlikely.

(snerk) I know my mind shouldn't go there, but--I guess Luna was right to be suspicious, when Artemis was spending all that time "advising" Minako... :)