"Smallville is an image of small-town Americana which has mostly vanished from the country. Detractors claim that Smallville has survived because it is approximately the geographic center of boring, and that the few kaiju that wandered into Kansas from the Texas panhandle fell asleep before coming within thirty miles of Smallville because of this." - a segment of a rejected article on Smallville. Nobody is clear on why the Guide rejected it, considering its usual journalistic standards.

Peter Eng
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