29. "RE: H2G2: Metropolis"
In response to message #15
>"Smallville is an image of small-town Americana which has mostly >vanished from the country. Detractors claim that Smallville has >survived because it is approximately the geographic center of boring, >and that the few kaiju that wandered into Kansas from the Texas >panhandle fell asleep before coming within thirty miles of Smallville >because of this." - a segment of a rejected article on Smallville. >Nobody is clear on why the Guide rejected it, considering its usual >journalistic standards.
The entry as published reads simply, "Mostly harmless."
--G. -><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Mod Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/ zgryphon at that email service Google has Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.