2. "RE: Roads Not Taken"
In response to message #0
Dwarves as tree-hugging stoner hippies must be a semi-common subversion - I ran a couple adventures where two of my players were dwarven druid siblings of precisely that type, and the result was utterly hilarious.
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately pleasure-dome decree Where Alph, the sacred river, ran Through caverns measureless to man Down to a sunless sea