Just now, I saw that this thread had a new posting and my brain immediately went:
"Tonight on Toph Gear..."
which could hardly fail to be epic in some fashion.
"You may be able to see what you're doing, Clarkson, but unlike you I have some idea what I'm doing! Now give me the wheel!"
Rob Madson, a.k.a. Zox
It is said a Shaolin chef can wok through walls...