I think what makes me laugh most about his writeup is that I can see a comic panel taking place during the fusion with a little internal monologue caption at the top saying something to the effect of "*sigh* I'm not going to live this one down."
Thing I learned from being underway #22 - Mixing Bleach and Lime Away will, in fact, not allow you to clean twice as fast. (I didn't do this one.)
~If you want my input the red explosions are really pretty and if you did enough you might live for a few more excrutiating seconds
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