A theory based on secondary evidence (like, the two kids who were, er, sectionalized by a drink-driving crash in the next town over did not emerge from the hospital as a half-dozen or so).

>>I rent a small lawn, but if anybody entered it, they'd probably be
>>smacked down by Skippy the Mutant Hellbush or Our Lady the Blessed
>>Virgin of Proper Parking Alignment.
>>
>Bwha?

Well, Skippy is fairly straightforward - it's a mutant hellbush. I don't know what kind of bush it is, but it's weird and scary-looking. Our Lady of Parking Alignment is a statue of the Virgin Mary the house's previous owners put up in the middle of the front yard. Over the years, we've learned that if you line the Blessed Virgin up in the rear corner of your front passenger window, you've parked correctly at the curb in front of the house so that there's still room behind you for someone else to fit before the next-door driveway.

--G.
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