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31. "RE: A Musing Upon Firearms"
In response to message #25
 
   LAST EDITED ON Apr-08-14 AT 10:02 AM (EDT)
 
This is the time and place for what those in the business call a 'warning shot'. :)

The way it works out in my head, at least, is thus:

- Bear sees fish.
- Bear wants fish.
- Fisherman gives bear fish.
- Bear sees fisherman.
- Bear decides he wants fisherman, too.
- Fisherman displays gun.
- Bear ignores gun; guns can't talk, silly.
- Fisherman fires gun in air/into river/somewhere he's not likely to hit something accidentally.
- (AP1) Bear gets message, leaves with fish.
- (AP1) Fisherman enjoys rest of morning.
- (AP1) Bear perhaps remembers that guns can, in fact, talk. Loudly.
- (AP2) Bear ignores message.
- (AP2) Fisherman fires gun again, this time at bear.
- (AP2) Bear either gets message and runs (possibly with fish), or bear gets dead. Follow either outcome to logical conclusion.

There is of course a third alternate path, but it's a bloody mess.


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   RE: A Musing Upon Firearms Gryphonadmin Apr-01-14 1
      RE: A Musing Upon Firearms Mercutio Apr-02-14 3
          RE: A Musing Upon Firearms Nathan Apr-02-14 4
              RE: A Musing Upon Firearms Nova Floresca Apr-02-14 12
                  RE: A Musing Upon Firearms DaPatman89 Apr-03-14 14
                      RE: A Musing Upon Firearms Nova Floresca Apr-03-14 16
                  RE: A Musing Upon Firearms rwpikul Apr-04-14 17
          RE: A Musing Upon Firearms laudre Apr-02-14 6
          RE: A Musing Upon Firearms Gryphonadmin Apr-02-14 7
              RE: A Musing Upon Firearms Mercutio Apr-02-14 8
                  RE: A Musing Upon Firearms Gryphonadmin Apr-02-14 9
                      RE: A Musing Upon Firearms Mercutio Apr-02-14 10
                          RE: A Musing Upon Firearms Gryphonadmin Apr-02-14 11
      RE: A Musing Upon Firearms Offsides Apr-02-14 5
   RE: A Musing Upon Firearms Malkarris Apr-01-14 2
      RE: A Musing Upon Firearms DaemeonX Apr-03-14 13
          RE: A Musing Upon Firearms Terminus Est Apr-03-14 15
              RE: A Musing Upon Firearms thorr_kan Apr-04-14 19
                  RE: A Musing Upon Firearms The Traitor Apr-04-14 20
                      RE: A Musing Upon Firearms Gryphonadmin Apr-04-14 21
                          RE: A Musing Upon Firearms Terminus Est Apr-04-14 23
                              RE: A Musing Upon Firearms Gryphonadmin Apr-04-14 24
                                  RE: A Musing Upon Firearms MoonEyes Apr-04-14 26
                                      RE: A Musing Upon Firearms Gryphonadmin Apr-04-14 27
                                          RE: A Musing Upon Firearms MoonEyes Apr-05-14 29
          RE: A Musing Upon Firearms MoonEyes Apr-04-14 18
              RE: A Musing Upon Firearms Terminus Est Apr-04-14 22
                  RE: A Musing Upon Firearms MoonEyes Apr-04-14 25
                     RE: A Musing Upon Firearms Terminus Est Apr-08-14 31
              RE: A Musing Upon Firearms Gryphonadmin Apr-04-14 28
                  RE: A Musing Upon Firearms MoonEyes Apr-05-14 30


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