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Croaker
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Oct-01-14, 10:53 AM (EDT)
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"Le Thread Du Silly Jokes"
 
   Like this one.

Q: "What do Orks say when they run out of grotty cafeteria food?"

A: "Need. Moor. DAKA."

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Croaker
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Le Thread Du Silly Jokes [View All] Croaker Oct-01-14 TOP
  RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes Droken Oct-01-14 1
  RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes zwol Oct-01-14 2
  RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes mdg1 Oct-01-14 3
  RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes CdrMike Oct-02-14 4
     RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes Bushido Oct-06-14 10
  RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes Mercutio Oct-03-14 5
  RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes The Traitor Oct-04-14 6
     RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes Mercutio Oct-04-14 7
         RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes The Traitor Oct-04-14 9
  RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes MuninsFire Oct-04-14 8

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Droken
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Oct-01-14, 03:53 PM (EDT)
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1. "RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes"
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   "Two guys walk into a bar. Which is slightly absurd as the second one should have seen it coming."

-Droken

"If at first you don't succeed, bull-
riding is not for you."


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zwol
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Oct-01-14, 04:04 PM (EDT)
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2. "RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes"
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   A monk, a clone, and a Ferengi walk into a bar, and the bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"


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mdg1
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Oct-01-14, 10:39 PM (EDT)
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3. "RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes"
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   Q: How many Big Fire members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The Magnificent Ten like keeping them in the dark.

Mario


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CdrMike
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Oct-02-14, 04:22 AM (EDT)
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4. "RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes"
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   Q: What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster.
A: Friendly fire.

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"You know, the world could always use more heroes." - Tracer, Overwatch


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Bushido
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Oct-06-14, 01:19 PM (EDT)
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10. "RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes"
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   Read the new Avatar of Victory chapter have we?

--------
Wedge Defense Force General
Order 12: "Try to avoid
freaking the mundanes."


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Mercutio
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Oct-03-14, 11:55 PM (EDT)
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5. "RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes"
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   After the war, Me 109 and Fw 180 opened their own restaurant.

It did okay, at first. It was your basic German brewpub, lots of food with "wurst" and "brat" in "schnitzel" in the name. A wide selection of beers obviously. They took in Stuka and let her tend bar, partly out of pity.

One day after Spitfire dropped by and groused about how "you can't get a decent breakfast in France, seriously, it's all croissants and coffee, I miss my full English dammit" Me 109 had a brilliant idea: 24 hour breakfast. Real breakfasts, none of that "I'll just have a muffin" bullshit.

And that's how Luftwaffles was born.

-Merc
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The Traitor
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Oct-04-14, 03:34 AM (EDT)
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6. "RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes"
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   The US healthcare system

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.


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Mercutio
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Oct-04-14, 01:11 PM (EDT)
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7. "RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes"
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   Dammit, nobody told me were allowed to be topical. You ever get tired of being better than the rest of us, Traitor?

-Merc
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The Traitor
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Oct-04-14, 07:25 PM (EDT)
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9. "RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes"
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   Darling, there are several ways I could take that. <3

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

Mercaitor: Pretentious Pseudo-Projection Power Posse!

Is it bad that I would kinda watch that anime? I keep thinking that it'd be something like an animated, middlebrow version of Gogglebox...


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MuninsFire
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Oct-04-14, 06:22 PM (EDT)
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8. "RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes"
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   Why is it so very difficult to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea


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