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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

Boring band, boring output, beloved of supply teachers who want the kids to think they're cool. Teen Spirit is a deodorant and the riff is, in my opinion, desperately in need of it. Yeah, chalk me up as a member of group 4.