My personal favorite of these was in the break room of the HVAC company Zoner's parents used to run. He and I spent a weekend wiring the place for Ethernet one time, back before wifi was a Thing, and at one point I noticed a hand-lettered sign taped to the wall by the fridge reading:

"EXPERIENCED" INSTALLERS WANTED

"COMPETITIVE" PAY AND "GREAT" BENEFITS

Mr. and Mrs. Zone ran a quality establishment, but I have to say, I have encountered furnace companies around these parts that I think meant those sarcasm quotes in exactly the way they look. :)

--G.
also that fucking plumber from winter before last, holy hell
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