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18. "RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV"
In response to message #8
 
   Not to mention the hazardous situation of having high-energy conduits and endpoints sitting around the command deck.

This has increasingly been bothering me for some time now - the very fact that the consoles -can- explode on the command deck indicates that they have vastly more power running to those specific endpoints than is at all appropriate. This is not a safe situation!

A much more sane design from a safety standpoint would be to have low power control consoles that link via optoisolators to the various systems that they control - that way, a "flashback event on the plasma conduits" or whatever would burn out a chunk of wall someplace -other- than "right next to a critical crew member" and would have zero possibility to propagate up to their console to blow up in their face and kill them.

I've had a few folks moot the notion that the explosive consoles are somehow intentional to 'inform' the captain of the state of damage of the ship - but this is nonsensical; when the ship is critically damaged is precisely when you'd need your crew to be most capable, rather than writhing on the floor with burns and such. A "health bar" style display on the main screen would do that job just fine without the need for exploding consoles.

And this also brings up another fun notion - the likelihood of a false-positive signal on a ship going on an ostensible peaceful five-year mission is going to be non-negligible. So the Enterprise is ticking along past a perfectly normal nebula at Warp 5 when all of a sudden the nav console gets hit by a stray cosmic ray and decides to blow up - now you've got Kirk sounding red alert and firing phasers and photorps all over to eliminate a threat that doesn't exist, on a ship that can no longer navigate.

I don't know what kind of lunatics they had doing health and safety reviews in starfleet, but they should have been fired.

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea


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   RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV CdrMike May-29-17 1
   RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV Mercutio May-29-17 2
      RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV drakensis May-29-17 3
      RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV McFortner May-29-17 10
          RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV Gryphonadmin May-29-17 15
      RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV StClair May-30-17 20
      RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV Matrix Dragon Jun-01-17 29
          RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV mdg1 Jun-01-17 30
   RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV NHO May-29-17 4
   RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV JFerio May-29-17 5
      RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV mdg1 May-29-17 6
      RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV Gryphonadmin May-29-17 7
          RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV JFerio May-29-17 8
              RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV Gryphonadmin May-29-17 9
                  RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV JFerio May-29-17 12
                  RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV Mercutio May-31-17 25
              RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV eriktown May-29-17 11
                  RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV Nathan May-29-17 13
                      RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV eriktown May-29-17 14
                      RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV Gryphonadmin May-29-17 16
                          RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV ebony14 May-30-17 17
                              RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV Peter Eng May-30-17 21
             RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV MuninsFire May-30-17 18
                  RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV mdg1 May-30-17 19
                      RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV MuninsFire May-31-17 22
                          RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV mdg1 May-31-17 24
                              RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV MuninsFire May-31-17 27
                  RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV SpottedKitty May-31-17 23
                      RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV MuninsFire May-31-17 26
                      RE: GotW 46: Phaser Mk IV McFortner May-31-17 28


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