5. "RE: Random Long Shots dep't"
In response to message #4
"In 1992 a crack weasel unit was sent to internet jail by a society for a crime they probably did not commit,probably. These uh... ?people?; prompt-... eventually escaped from a minimum security food court to the usenet underground. Today, still wanted by their creditors, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the EPU discussion forum."