4. "RE: The Bureaucracy"
In response to message #3
I'm definitely aware that it's problem from the federal level on down, I just didn't want to broach the Dreaded P-Word first. That being said, I live in the Land of Corn and Assholes (specifically, Iowa), and our governor is on the "mortal fear of helping people" spectrum, which is why I was surprised that Maine wouldn't even make the token effort to clean things up when our villains were willing to do so.
Also, I seem to really like making 1-sentence paragraphs. "This is probably a stupid question, but . . ."