You might also appreciate the whimsy in my partner deciding to name their stoma hole Hubert. This because Hubert is a good name for something small and roundish. There may be Huberts who are tall and rakishly debonair, but the default Hubert is (to my partner's unique mind) a short, comfortably proportioned man in a grey suit and reading glasses with lenses like the portholes on the Titanic.

You know things have come to a pretty pass when of a given couple it's me who's the normal one. =]

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.