So the picture is at least vaguely possible, if unlikely, in universe. Somehow that makes it less boggle-inducing, my suspension of disbelief is very... odd.

>He actually has a service pistol at the SDM already, a Liberion
>Army M1911A1. He had it with him on his shopping trip to Colmar, and
>it's been hanging on the back of a chair by the fireplace in Remi's
>bedroom ever since. Total Chekhov's Gun violation. :)
>

Well honestly, there's been nothing in the mansion or on the grounds that G would want to shoot and/or do more than make angrier by shooting at them. Never bring a semi-auto to a danmaku fight and all that.

>
>You know who would look completely ginchy in the hat Flan's wearing
>there? Sakuya. Especially in her "butler in the streets, maid in the
>sheets" outfit? Tellin' you.
>

That outfit would be something roughly like this I expect: https://i.imgur.com/IZmjcou.jpg?x

Also damn all the figurines for being so pricey. The detail is top notch (you can count watch chain links) but the page I swiped that image from listed the associated art object at $210.

><Flan> AHAHAHAHAHA! CRY SOME MORE! Cry some
>more."

OK, who gave Flan 'Old Painless' from Predator?

	-={(Astynax)}=- "Full Auto Landscaping: Manicured Lawns via Excessive Firepower."