>Maybe he should join a
>band. We've got enough of them around here. It's probably hard to
>play the guitar with only two fingers, though. In fact, I can't think
>offhand of an instrument that is playable with two fingers.
>No, wait - trombone. I guess he'll have to join a ska band.
How about the Theremin? Then he could produce some truly artistic noise, and maybe introduce something to the Union that will appeal to their mechanistic sensibilities.
>Or swanee whistle, I suppose, but all you can really do with that is
>be on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.
...I am trying to imagine that. I am not failing, sadly! I'm seeing some kind of adaptor fitted on the end of the visor...!
"It's difficult keeping up with the cross-continuity, but I think Cosmouse just gave The Saturnian Scraphunter his Ultimate Pacifier to use against Galactapuss..."