I wonder which of them feels the oldest? Chronologically they're near enough to make little difference in the grand scheme of things, but it would be amusing to see who has the most 'get off my lawn' energy.

>Per previous comment, I am and retain a dork. =]
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I think you might have meant 'remain', or that's a use of that word I'm not familiar with (both plausible) but in any case it gives me the notion that you actually have a dork on the payroll for some inscrutable purpose, which may be the most amusing option.

	-={(Astynax)}=- "This Space For Rent."