"Silence! I will not hear this disrespect, this slander against the good name of my art and profession! I can do anything those smug Arctic circle-trained waterbenders can do with one hand tied behind my back and stood upside down in a bucket full of turps! Now clean up the splinters, put a fresh length of bamboo in his gob, hold him down again, and we'll see about welding his leg back together. What do you MEAN bone doesn't weld? Are YOU a bone welding specialist? Is ANYONE? No? Well shut the entire fuck up and let me do my work! Honestly, all the time you've taken up berating me for trying to solder this compound fracture back together with ancient firebending skills could have been spent watching me use them and then little Timmy here could be running off back to his birthday party! He's only going to be seven once! Nurse! If he starts screaming again give him another balloon! He seems to like them and the floating is making him easier to turn for a better welding angle!"

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"She's old, she's lame, she's
barren too, // "She's not
worth feed or hay, // "But
I'll give her this," - he blew
smoke at me - // "She was
something in her day." --
Garnet Rogers, Small
Victory

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