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Gryphon
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Oct-26-09, 00:48 AM (EDT) |
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"sotd, 2009.10.26"
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Ard brought word of this back from a show she went to the other night, declaring that it was "a very Ignatine sort of song." I was intrigued by this, since I couldn't think of any song that was "very Ignatine", but lo, she was correct. --- Ladies and gentlemen We present our title bout for the evening In this corner Weighing in at one hundred and fourteen pounds By way of the Sisters of Our Lady of the Immaculate Right Cross With a record of twenty-three and one With fifteen knockouts, three TKOs, two decisions, three conversions, and one exorcism The High Priestess of Penance The Pounding Penguin The Assassin of the Passion The Stinging Nun and the Roman Catholic Wrecking Ball From Dublin, Ireland Sister Mary Catherine "The Habit Breaker" Inviolata And in this scorner Weighing in at an even eighty-two pounds By way of the Order of St. Adelaide of Perpetual Confrontation With a record of sixty-six and six With one disqualification for using a ruler The Vatican Vixen The Pontiff's Pit Bull The Original Sinner The Homicidal Bride of Christ The Assaulter from the Altar The Nundertaker And the Mother Superior of Kicking Posterior From Mexico City Sister Maria Teresa Garcia Graziela Aguilera Delgado Francisco Diego Arroyo Inigo Montoya Zapata Paqito El Guapo Abuelita de la "Boom Boom" Mendoza In nomine Patris, et Fili, et Spiritu Sancti Now let's get ready to rumble - Paul and Storm "Nun Fight" The best thing about this song to me is that it's performed in a perfectly straight adaptation of the Gregorian style, as if the two singers were actually a pair of monks making the announcement. Also, I particularly like "The Order of St. Adelaide of Perpetual Confrontation".
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The Traitor
Member since Feb-24-09
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Oct-26-09, 03:36 PM (EDT) |
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1. "RE: sotd, 2009.10.26"
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And the Reverend Clement Hedges will of course read all about it in his latest edition of Nun Wrestling... though he will, of course, hide it with a bestiary. This, of course, assumes both of the Sisters of Total Lack of Mercy are made of plasticine. --- "She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards. |
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Ardaniel
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Oct-26-09, 08:05 PM (EDT) |
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4. "RE: sotd, 2009.10.26"
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LAST EDITED ON Oct-26-09 AT 08:06 PM (EDT) This video is from the night before Wedge and I saw them do it, but it captures the vibe:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro5bxAHip_Y (The mp3 at paulandstorm.com is fine, but it *really* loses something without the synchronized hand gestures.) Ard Collier that Janice chick Usual Suspect and general menace |
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