Weaponized Roomba

bzarcher
Stabby Rides Again.

(I kinda love that the 'humans would obviously be the intergalactic crazy rednecks' thing evolved into stories of space roombas with knives strapped to them because why not?)

gryphon
someone in the crew got a Roomba for Christmas, and was dubious about the note on the box that they can be hacked to add new functionalities

most assumed that was some kind of Rule 34 thing, but I contend that it means they can be made into a home version of that time the LAPD blew the guy up with their Hazbot rather than continue a standoff.

(because LAPD.)

It's like something from a remake of Home Alone where the kid, unfortunately for the crooks, is a serial killer. Explosive Roomba prowling the living room.

bzarcher
:)

"I hacked Skippy to give him a larger vacuum bag and longer battery life. And a gun!"

gryphon
"Still working on the IFF, though, so stay out of the dining room at night until I get that nailed down."
- Jen Rossum, age 8

now the above images have collided to form the picture of some clowns trying to rob the Naval Base when everyone's out on an expedition or up at Fleet HQ for meetings, and the only ship around is Inazuma.

because it's always the quiet ones who use mines.

(as opposed to the kid version of Nagato who appears in a few fan arts, who would instead lurk in corners with a baseball bat an anchor, because she still has the Big 7 horsepower in the destroyer-class body.)

bzarcher
"Whatcha gonna do little girl?"

"Well. First I'm going to hit you with this."

--G.
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