I have a message from another time... Eyrie Productions, Unlimited presents UNDOCUMENTED FEATURES FUTURE IMPERFECT - SYMPHONY OF THE SWORD No. 4 - In for a Penny... Benjamin D. Hutchins with Janice Barlow (c) 2004 Eyrie Productions, Unlimited TUESDAY, AUGUST 25, 2409 MEITNER HALL, NEKOMI INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY NEKOMIKOKA, TOMODACHI There was one other thing Utena Tenjou had to do before leaving Tomodachi, and to be honest, she felt a bit silly doing it. In July, when she'd accepted Gryphon's request that she take over the International Police Space Force fleet, Utena had duly filed with the NIT Registrar's Office her intention not to return to the Institute for the fall semester. That had been a bit of a bureaucratic hassle, but she'd managed to get it all sorted out remotely, except for one final requirement, which she had to take care of in person. So here she was in the office of Professor Alan Schepartz, her faculty advisor, preparing to submit to perhaps the silliest formality of an exit interview ever conducted. The saving grace here was that she knew Prof. Schepartz pretty well, and liked him. He was sure to see it all as just as silly as she did, which she expected would make the interview both painless and short. Utena looked around the office, a small, cluttered, homey place where she'd spent quite a few hours over the past couple of school years planning out her course of study. She'd chosen chemistry as her major for no better reason than it sounded interesting, and not like anything she was doing in her non-academic life. And indeed, it had proven interesting, and fun, too. She'd had a lot of good times in the chem labs in this building, and, truth to tell, she was a bit sad about leaving. On the other hand, it wasn't like she was going to be gone forever. If she missed more than one semester she'd have to re-apply, but her grades were good and there was little chance she'd be rejected. Getting back up to speed might take some doing, but since when was she afraid of a bit of work? The door opened and Prof. Schepartz came in, looking slightly harried and disarranged, as usual. He was a boyish man of forty or so who wore his black hair long and usually pulled back into a loose ponytail, and his lab coats were perpetually rumpled and often interestingly stained. Chemistry wasn't the sterile, intellectual exercise to him that it had become to many modern chemists, which was one of the reasons Utena liked him and worked well with him. Now he was frowning deeply as he greeted her and took his seat behind his desk. Utena wondered what was bothering him. Something not going right in one of the labs? There were no students about right now - summer session was over and the fall semester still more than a week away. Schepartz sat for a couple of minutes rummaging through the files on his desk, then gave up the hunt for whatever it was he wanted, folded his hands, regarded Utena steadily through his glasses, and said without opening pleasantries, "Utena... I'm really disappointed." Utena blinked. "... What?" she said. "I'm disappointed," he repeated. "That you're leaving us this way. I think you should really reconsider taking a semester off in the middle of your undergraduate career like this. It shows a lack of commitment on your part that I frankly find shocking - I'd never have expected it from you - and you have to know the break in your studies won't look good to prospective employers later on. They'll want to know why you broke off... and so do I, if it's not an imposition." Utena blinked at him again, baffled. "Um... did the Registrar's Office not tell you what I'm -doing-?" she finally asked. Schepartz shook his head. "No, only that you'd called them in July and told them you weren't coming back for the fall semester, possibly not for all of next year." Utena stared at him for a moment, dumbfounded, and then burst out laughing. The professor frowned. "I don't see what's so funny. I thought you -liked- what you were doing here. You're one of my best students - one of the best I've had in my -career- to date." Utena settled herself down, realizing that he was taking everything the wrong way, and said, "I'm sorry, Professor. I'm not laughing at you. It's just that I can't believe the Registrar didn't tell you -why- I'm taking the time off. It's not because I'm planning to go lie around on a beach somewhere, I promise you that," she said with a wry grin. "Then what -will- you be doing, if you don't mind my asking?" Schepartz inquired. "Well, you know Kaitlyn Hutchins is my best friend." "Mm-hmm." "And you know who her father is." "Who doesn't?" "And you know what I do in the summers." The professor nodded with a wry smile of his own. "It's hard to miss when you make the news like you did at Tau Ceti," he said. "I was telling everyone I met for a week, 'You know that girl's in my chemistry division.'" Utena gave a slightly embarrassed smile. "OK, and you know Dad's taken a leave from the International Police." Schepartz raised an eyebrow. "I don't think you've ever mentioned your father." "Gryphon," Utena said, and then explained when the professor raised the other eyebrow, "We more or less adopted each other. Anyway, he's taken leave from the IPO to deal with Kei having gone missing." "Mm-hmm, and Steve Rogers is filling in for him." "Well, see, Mr. Rogers is only filling in on the regular police side of things. Dad asked me to take over the Space Force fleet for him once this summer's Valiant tour was done. That's what I'm going to be doing instead of coming back here, Professor Schepartz. This time tomorrow, I'll be on the flagship meeting my new command staff." Schepartz dropped the pen he'd been fidgeting with and stared at her. "You're... not joking, are you," he said. Utena shook her head, raised her right arm, and pushed her sleeve back to show him her Lens. "Well," said the professor. Then a broad grin flowed onto his face, and he slapped his desk with the palm of his hand and said it again: "Well! Why drop out for that? I'm sure that kind of thing can be wangled into a co-op credit project if we just dig deep enough into the system." Utena grinned as Schepartz pulled the keyboard of his dataterminal toward himself and started tapping furiously away. This was what she liked about him - he was almost as adaptable as she was. WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 26, 2409 INTERNATIONAL POLICE YARDS ZETA CYGNI II IPS Valiant stood down from her fourth summer cruise with the least amount of ceremony possible. After securing the ship for storage and handing her over to Zed Cochrane and his yard crew, her skeleton crew of eight divided. T'Vek and Klaang went straight to Challenger, to report in and get reacquainted with their old posts before the transfer of command in the afternoon. The rest went to the next segment of the shipyard ring, where a shuttle waited to take them to New Avalon. There Dr. Ajlond-Mui said his goodbyes at Fleet Medical, on his way to report for another assignment. It was often hard to tell with Ajlond-Mui - he was reserved to a fault, almost withdrawn - but Utena suspected he was pleasantly surprised to find a young woman waiting for him in the corridor leading to Fleet Medical. After a polite but warm welcome, he introduced the newcomer as Dr. Memory Gene, a "friend and colleague." Utena suspected there was a bit more to that, judging by the way he loosened up in her presence, but said nothing. Duty called; both doctors excused themselves. Utena noted her wife's subtle, knowing smile as Dr. Gene squeezed Ajlond-Mui's hand. "They make a cute couple," Anthy commented as the two doctors rounded the corner, already deep in discussion of some arcane medical matter or another. "Hm," Utena acknowledged. He never -had- quite gotten into the freewheeling spirit of Irregular Projects as well as either of them would have liked, but it was at least nice to know that Ajlond-Mui wasn't -all- business. Their mood lightened, the rest continued their trek to the acting chief's office. Unlike the Chief's office on the 38th floor, which was small, old-fashioned and featured a certain degree of friendly clutter, the office of Steve Rogers at the back corner of the 39th was large, sleekly modern, and perfectly tidy. Rogers had a big, black, glass-topped desk with holographic data systems built in, not the battered industrial-green antique specimen Gryphon was fond of, and he kept his papers filed, not scattered around. Though neat and modern, Rogers's office wasn't sterile or cold. The lighting was warm and full-spectrum, and there were a few mementoes and trophies tidily displayed, to give the visitor an idea of the owner's character. The most arresting was the large striped flag displayed on the office wall opposite the entrance. Most people in the 25th century didn't know what the flag of the former United States of America on Earth looked like, nor had they any idea why an IPO deputy chief would display one. The three other items of character hanging on the wall by the flag were no less inscrutable. One was a photograph of a man in a colorful costume and antique soldier's helmet shaking hands with an older man, who stood stiffly with the aid of a cane. The second was a black-and-white group photo of a bunch of soldiers in old-fashioned uniforms, rumpled and grimy from time in the field, with that same costumed man standing among them. Last was a much more recent holo of what seemed to be the -same- costumed man surrounded by soldiers wearing the battle gear of the United Earth Defense Force, circa the War of Corporate Occupation. One of them, a shortish but burly black man with sergeant's stripes on his body armor, was holding up the head of a GENOM 90-series combat Buma like a hunting trophy. Behind them, the rubble of a war-shattered city could be seen. With a mild shock, Utena recognized the man with the Buma head. He had changed a lot in the years since the holo was taken, but after a few seconds' scrutiny, she knew he couldn't be anyone but Charles Kallon, lately governor of the former colony at Tau Ceti. It's a small universe, she thought with a little smile as she turned to present herself to the Acting Chief. Steve Rogers was a tall, broad-shouldered, lantern-jawed man just beginning the transition from "middle-aged" to "elderly", but he still moved with an athlete's panther grace as he rose from his chair to return her salute crisply and precisely. His close-cropped blond hair was going grey at the temples and his face was a bit lined, but his blue eyes were clear and bright and his hands powerful-looking. They reminded Utena a bit of Corwin's hands, except that they weren't slightly out of proportion to the rest of him, as Corwin's still were. "Commodore Tenjou," said Rogers, smiling. "Welcome back to New Avalon." He gestured her and her companions to seats and sat down himself. "I saw the Art of Noise's last show on television," Rogers added. "Wedge Entertainment picked it up from WGBS. An impressively upbeat performance, especially given all the knocks the lot of you took over the course of the summer." He smiled at the person sitting (slightly nervously) to Utena's left. "You showed us an unexpected dimension, Your Highness." Princess Koriand'r of Tamaran beamed beatifically. "I am happy to have done my part," she declared. Rogers chuckled. "Well, I won't hold you all up," he said. "I know you have places to go. Kori, I have a special assignment for you. I know you were hoping to go back out with Commodore Tenjou on Challenger, but you're needed elsewhere. You'll go with them as far as Babylon 6, but you'll have to leave the ship there. The rest of your orders are in your inbox." Kori kept smiling. "Duty comes first," she agreed happily. "At any rate, I am sure I will have another opportunity to work with the Duelists in the future." "No doubt," Rogers agreed with a smile. "We'll be glad to take you out again sometime, Kori," Utena said. "It's probably just as well you're finding something else to do for this trip, though," she added. "It ought to be a pretty dull cruise." "A good thing to hope for," said Rogers, "but in our line of work it's not all that likely. On the face of it, it -is- a pretty straightforward mission. I don't know that I'd call it dull, though." Utena nodded. "That was a joke. I've read the brief on the mission," she said. "Tac Div special squad training operation - should be interesting." "That it should. You'll meet the force commanders and special elements when you pick them up tomorrow," said Rogers. "We're borrowing the opposing force from the White Legion - ever work with them before?" "No," Utena said. "But I eat at Chet's," she added with a grin. Rogers laughed. "Well, the op-for commander is a former Chet himself, so you should get along just fine," he said. "Anything else?" "Just a question about the 'special elements'," Utena said. "I lost my AEGIS to one of Yuri's projects, and I figured if it was all the same to you, I'd just take Sunderland with me." Carmela Sunderland, the former Psi Cop who had been with the Valiant as a sort of probation for her political asylum request, blinked. Utena had told her a couple of days before that she wouldn't -mind- having Sunderland along for her time on the flagship - but she'd never said anything about specifically -requesting- her. Rogers frowned thoughtfully, then turned to the visibly startled dark-haired woman. "I've read the Chief's file on you, Miss Sunderland," he said. "I don't feel it would be proper for me to make a final decision regarding the disposition of your request. After all, I'm only acting temporarily on his behalf, and your case is a sort of personal project of his." Sunderland arched an eyebrow, unsure of just how she felt about being regarded as a "personal project" by a man as famous for womanizing as the First Lensman. On the other hand, she hadn't thought the idea was so terrible when she'd mistakenly believed that was what -he- was talking about, in their meeting back in July... "Commodore Tenjou's idea is as good a one as any for the use of your time until he gets back," Rogers went on, "but I don't know about it. Sending you out on the Valiant, where you could be policed by an AEGIS operative, was one thing... sending you out on the fleet flagship in -lieu- of an AEGIS is another." "Other options?" Utena inquired reasonably. "I suppose I could just do without, but I'd rather not go out without a telepath, and we don't have time to wait for another AEGIS to arrive from Jyurai. Besides, you'd have to get Rob Shannon to disrupt some other agent's assignment. Why not make use of the resources we already have on hand?" Rogers looked pensive. "Hmm," he said. "Well, Commodore, it's your fleet." Utena nodded, smiling a bit wryly as she pushed some of her feathery pink hair back from her face with a hand. "So they keep telling me," she said. Rogers laughed. "I won't hold you up any longer," he said, rising. "Good luck out there." "Thanks. I appreciate it. See you soon, I hope." They parted from Kozue here; she was remaining in New Avalon while the other four - Utena, Anthy, Kori, and Carmela - returned to the shipyard. "Well, you guys," said Kozue as she shouldered her duffel bag in the lobby of IPO HQ. "When you're out having fun amongst the stars this fall, think of me, back here slaving away at fighter school." Utena laughed. "Yeah, sure. We'll try not to enjoy ourselves too much." Then she sobered slightly and said, "And hey, good luck with that. We're all rooting for you." Kozue looked slightly abashed. "Ah, g'wan," she said. Then she put her bag down again, came to attention, and saluted. "Clear skies, Commodore," she said. Utena waved off the salute and gave her friend a hug, quick but not perfunctory. "Clear skies and happy landings, Kozue," she said. The trip from the transporter station to Challenger's docking bay took ten minutes on a high-speed magnetic tram running inside the shipyard ring's main structural tube. The four who remained of the Valiant's crew rode in a small group up at the front of the car, mostly unnoticed by the yard personnel who got on and off at the various stops. Utena had on her Space Force dress uniform and kept polishing her Lens with the tail of her jacket, but otherwise showed no outward signs of nervousness. As they rode, Anthy sat down next to Utena, rummaged in the one small bag they'd brought with them (all the others had been whisked away by blue-jumpsuited IPO support personnel), and then changed the rank pins on the shoulder strap and sleeve of her uniform for her. Utena raised her left arm and admired the new pin. It was at heart the same captain's bar she'd worn since joining the force, embellished with a pair of golden deltas halfway down the long sides to denote her new and temporary job. The IPSF had no actual rank of commodore; as in navies of old, it indicated someone with the proper rank of captain placed in temporary command of a fleet. Still, it was a nice addition to the bar. Utena lowered her arm and gave her wife a smile. "Thanks," she said softly. Anthy took her hand, gripped it firmly, and smiled her most warming smile. "You'll do fine," she said, and beamed. Utena chuckled, patted their linked hands, and said, "As long as you're backing me up." The tram arrived at the destination Utena had been told to make for, a rather cryptic stop simply labeled "A14" on the tram map. The four emerged to find themselves at an empty stop with a single corridor leading out of it. Utena shrugged and led the way down the corridor. It went on for some small distance, then ended at a smallish square room that reminded Utena of a lounge or small lobby. It had blue carpet, a couple of couch-like upholstered benches along the side walls, and a big picture window opposite the door. The window looked out into space, past a filigree of spacedock structures, some empty, some filled with the recognizable shapes of Defiant-class destroyers and Surprise-class frigates at various stages of completion. A slender, dark-skinned woman in the coverall of an engineer was waiting for them there. She greeted them with a salute and a smile, then went to a small control station near the window and plied the controls. Utena felt the room rock a bit and the deck become very slightly springy under her feet. She knew what that meant: the "lounge" was really a travel pod which had just undocked from the ring. They were going to board Challenger in style. Nadia played the moment for all the drama she felt it required. She flew the pod along a flightpath delineated by a glowing stripe of holographic light, carefully keeping their destination out of view to the starboard, until finally she pivoted the pod on its axis with a flourish and the vast open mouth of Dock Alpha flooded into the viewport. And there, moored in the center of the dock with the complex floodlights gleaming from her silvery-grey tritanium armor, was Challenger. All the windows and viewports in the hull glowed, as did the scarlet-orange ramscoops and cool blue coils of her long, graceful warp nacelles. Anthy and Utena had seen her before, but never quite like this, and all four passengers were transfixed as Nadia swooped the pod low over the flagship's curving foredeck, past the bridge module, and then down into the gap between the warp engines. There, she stopped the pod, then backed it deftly up until, with another gentle thump and rock, its docking module locked home to one of the boarding airlocks alongside the huge main hangar doors. Nadia shut down the pod's manevuer controls, turned from the pilot station - and then, to Utena's moderate surprise, unfastened her battered engineering coverall and shrugged out of it, revealing a fully-decked IPSF officer's dress uniform very like the one Utena herself was wearing. "If you'll come this way, Commodore?" she said with a smile, tabbing open the airlock's outer door. The five emerged into Challenger's main hangar deck, the biggest room on the ship - a vast, cavernous space like a domed stadium, with a vaulted ceiling three decks high and revetments for the ship's complement of shuttles, fighters and gunboats ranked along the sides. Normally several of the light spacecraft were kept in ready-to-launch condition on deck, but right now they were all parked, tucked neatly out of the way. They had to be, because all the deck space was taken up by rank upon rank of uniformed people - the flagship's entire crew, mustered into parade formation. As Utena crossed over the threshold of the airlock and into the ship proper, Luornu Durgo came to attention next to the door, raised a bosun's pipe to her lips, and gave the regulation piercing whistle. Then she dropped the pipe to hang from its chain around her neck and barked, "ATTEN - HUT! Commander, International Police Space Force, arriving!" Challenger's crew came to attention as one, saluted, and then returned to parade rest. There was a small podium standing at the end of the ramp down from the airlock, and next to it stood the pasty-skinned, yellow-eyed form of R. Lore Soong, the ship's executive officer. The android officer had his best dress uniform on, like everyone else here, and his black hair was slicked back so that it looked like a solid helmet in the shape of a hairstyle. As Utena, feeling about as conspicuous as she ever had in her life, walked down the ramp toward him, Lore snapped off a crisp salute and announced, "Commander Lore Soong, ready for relief, Commodore." Utena blinked, searching her memory for anything that might apply here, and then the words she was groping for popped to mind. She returned the salute and said, "Commander, I relieve you." "Commodore, I stand relieved," Lore replied. Then he pivoted smartly and went to take his place at the front corner of the black-clad block nearest the podium, where all the ship's officers stood. Utena stepped to the podium, looked out over it at the assembled crew of the ship, and wondered for a brief moment just what the hell they expected her to say. Then she caught herself and relaxed. The hell with it. This is Dad's crew. " ... Hi," she said. "I wasn't expecting to have to make a speech, so I don't have anything prepared, but as we work together, you'll find that that's usually how I work best." A laugh rippled through the assembled crew. That was good; that was what Utena was aiming for. She felt herself relaxing further. "Anyway, I'm not here to tell you how to do things or make any big changes to the way this ship works. You're the First Lensman's crew. You all know your jobs - you don't need or want me holding your hands. So there's really only one thing I want to say to you today." Utena put her hands on the edges of the lectern and said, "The 18th-century English statesman Edmund Burke once said, 'The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.'" She paused, making sure she had everyone's attention (as though there could be any doubt of -that-), and then went on, "Let's go do something." Cheers filled the hangar deck; then Lore dismissed the crew and he and the other officers headed for the bridge conference room to confer with their new captain. /* James Horner "Enterprise Clears Moorings" _Star Trek II_ */ Two hours later, the initial introductions and orientations were done with. Utena sat with only mild and fading unease in the center seat of this, the most powerful starship in the IPSF fleet, listening to it hum and work around her as the crew got ready to put to space. "Status, Mr. Soong?" she asked. Lore pivoted from his exec's station and replied gravely, "All ship's systems function at maximum capacity, Mighty One. Challenger awaits your command to carve your name in fire and blood across the very stars themselves. Kai kassai!" "Kai!" the rest of the bridge crew echoed. "I see you're still on that Klingon thing," said Utena, unflapped. Lore grinned. "Chicks dig it," he said with a waggle of his eyebrows. Utena smiled and settled a little more comfortably into the seat. "Helm," she said, "clear all moorings." Lafiel Abriel, the ship's elfin Abh helmswoman, jacked her pilot control system into her console, brought the ship's drive systems to life, and ran a finger across a strip of green lights, each turning red as her fingertip passed. "Moorings clear," she reported. "Hoshi?" asked Utena. Comm officer Hoshi Sato held a fingertip to her earbud, then nodded. "Shipyard control confirms we're clear to launch." "Sphere departure course laid in," said young Jinto Kirk, the ship's navigator, with a rather disarmingly businesslike air when compared to his normal youthful earnestness. "OK, then," said Utena. "Time to make the donuts. Lafiel - do that thing you do." The Dock Alpha floodlights went out as Challenger's own hull lighting came on, an automatic response to the clearing of moorings. As the ship's giant main impulse thrusters flared to life and she eased from the dock, tiny spacesuited figures and little silhouettes in windows waved "bon voyage" from all around the bay. Challenger slid gracefully from the Planitia ring, then made a great, sweeping bank to port and accelerated. Within moments she was out of sight of the shipyard, heading for her assigned sphere gate and the great wide galaxy beyond. Two minutes out from the gate, Jinto finished calculating their course to Bajor and the great ship jumped to warp speed, leaving the system behind in the blink of an eye. The first leg of the trip was simple and uneventful, a routine flight from New Avalon to Babylon 6. The ship was scheduled to pause there for only a day, in order to pick up the tactical forces scheduled to participate in the exercise at Tantalus. Utena didn't have much to do - she hadn't really felt like joining Anthy in a browse through the markets of the station's Zocalo, and didn't want to get in the way of the troops loading their gear and whatnot. It seemed like an overbearing-captain thing to do. Instead, she decided to use this bit of free time to take the Swordfish II over to Jeraddo and see what was going on at old Satori Mandeville Memorial. By a happy coincidence, her old revetment was free at the Port Jeradar spaceport. She parked the scarlet fighter there, wrestled the Cyclone out of its exceedingly snug storage compartment, popped it up into cycle mode, and had a pleasant ride around the lake to the campus. She arrived at the Duelists' Castle (the sight of which always brought a smile to her lips) to find nobody around outside. Leaving the Cyclone standing outside, she climbed the steps, went inside, and stuck her head into the Great Hall. Nobody was in there, so she looked in the library, then headed upstairs to the Duelists' Society's club offices on the second floor. In the corridor she saw a small group of Duelists, most of whom she didn't recognize, clustered around the doorway into the club president's office. They looked like they were trying to watch through the window built into the door, which was tough, since it was frosted glass. "What's going on?" Utena asked. The young Duelists turned to face her, then blinked almost as one in surprise. It wasn't every day that one of the founders appeared on Jeraddo - let alone the legendary Rose Knight, the one whose presence gave the Society its connection with the Order of the Rose. A few of them went rather starry-eyed, which Utena always found a little disconcerting, especially when strangers did it. None of them seemed to know how to answer her question. A few of them tried, but their answers all overlapped and didn't make much sense to begin with, so Utena waved them quiet again and asked a more specific question. "Is the president in?" "He's with someone, Lady Utena," said one of the younger Duelists, a slim redheaded girl who looked to be a sophomore and whose name Utena couldn't remember. "But I think he'd appreciate your help." Utena looked mildly puzzled, realized she wasn't going to get anything more out of them, and instead went through the door into the office. The younger Duelists crowded close, trying to see inside, but the door shut behind her and closed them out again. The corner office was more or less as she remembered it, with the vice-president's small desk off to one side and the president's larger one backed into the arc formed by the curved tower wall. She and Kate had spent many content, if not terribly exciting, hours in here, doing the administrative work that made the Duelists' Society work. Now the desk that had been hers was vacant, and another person was behind the one that had been Kate's. The current president of the Institute Duelists' Society was just entering his senior year, and he had grown a lot since joining the club as a freshman. When Utena met him, he was a small, wiry boy with curly black hair, his voice not yet broken. Now he was a rangy young man well on his way to "strapping", his hair was cropped close to his skull, and his voice was a resonant tenor. He wore a garment that resembled a flightsuit, its grey fabric well-worn but sturdy, and he was regarding his visitor with a sour expression just a little short of a scowl. Utena was impressed. It took quite a bit to make Boba Fett scowl, especially in the Castle, which was one of his favorite places. She paused to take a closer look at the person who had done it. The visitor was a human woman who looked not much older than Boba, perhaps in her early or mid-twenties. She was dressed in a peach-colored outfit with leather panels and fore-and-aft skirt set into it, a style Utena recognized as Bajoran. The woman had brown hair drawn back into a pair of short plaits and a face that would have been pretty if it hadn't been so haughty. She had the little ridges on the bridge of her nose that marked her as a Bajoran, but, oddly, she wasn't wearing an earring. Every Bajoran Utena had ever seen had been wearing a complex cuff-and-chain earring. It had some sort of cultural or religious significance to them. "... convince you to be -reasonable- about this, Mr. Fett," she was saying. Her voice bore more than a trace of a British or Commonwealth Colony accent - another oddity for someone from Bajor. "I don't see what there is for me to be reasonable -about-, Lady Bastila," Fett replied. "Your request is what strikes me as unreasonable in this situation. Surely you can see the absurdity in what you're asking us to do." Bastila made a partly-contained gesture of frustration. "I'm asking you to accept a -gift-, Mr. Fett. A gift of a new home for your club." She looked Fett straight in the eye and said in a calm, even voice, "You would be -happy- with a new facility." Fett got slowly, deliberately - and to Utena's familiar eye, dangerously - to his feet, his dark eyes locked on Bastila's. Placing his hands flat on the top of his desk, he leaned forward and said in a low, very calm voice, "No, as a matter of fact, I wouldn't." Bastila contained herself well, but she still recoiled a fraction of an inch before catching herself and squashing her surprise. "And," Boba Fett went on, his voice getting even lower and calmer, "if you ever try that on me or any of my Duelists again, I'll have another lightsaber for our trophy wall." Bastila stared at him, trying to form words, but nothing came out in the time it took Fett to draw another breath, straighten up, fold his hands behind his back, and say in a much brisker tone, "We're done here. You just forfeited any right you had to courtesy, so you can show yourself out. Please inform the Jedi Council that, if they want to have any further dealings with the Institute Duelists, they'd do well to send a diplomat rather than an enforcer." He smiled, not very nicely, and added in an advisory sort of tone, "We Duelists don't take well to enforcers." "Wait," said Bastila, her tone and manner suddenly conciliatory. "Mr. Fett, please. I apologize for that; it was... tactless. But you must understand that this is all very frustrating for me. You're being needlessly obdurate when you are clearly - " "Excuse me," said Utena. "What's going on here?" Fett glanced sharply toward the door and saw Utena advancing into the room. A smile of welcome touched with relief erased the grim disapproval on his face as he recognized her. "Utena," he said. "Welcome back to Jeraddo. I'll be with you in just a second." He turned a pointed look on Bastila and added, "Lady Bastila was just leaving." Bastila didn't make any move to leave, however. Instead she looked at Utena with a spark of recognition in her own eyes. "Utena... Tenjou? You're one of the founders of this club, aren't you? Captain Utena Tenjou?" "Commodore, at the moment, and yes, I'm a founding Duelist. And you are?" "My name is Bastila Shan," said Bastila with an elegant obeisance that was part curtsey, part bow. "I am a Jedi Knight, and I must speak with you." Utena looked dubious. Another puzzlingly un-Bajoran thing about this woman - "Bastila" was clearly her given name, but she'd given it first. She put it out of her mind - none of her business, was it? - and addressed the matter at hand. "I'm not involved in the operations of the Jeraddo chapter any more," Utena said. "I graduated some years back. I'm an officer of the Interscholastic Duelists' Federation, but if it's a matter concerning the local club you're already talking to the right guy," she added, angling her head toward Fett. "Please, hear me out," said Bastila. "I'm sure you're not without influence, and perhaps you'll be more reasonable." Utena shook her head. "I won't undercut the chapter's elected officers," she said. "This is their club now, not mine. They don't need the alumni meddling in their affairs." "You're one of the officers who brought this club to Jeraddo, though," Bastila insisted. "So my business here -does- concern you." Utena glanced at Fett, who gave a philosophical little shrug. "Go ahead," he said, and then smiled a sardonic little smile. "It's... interesting." Bastila cast an uneasy glance at the door, as if sensing the expectant crowd beyond it. "Is there someplace more private we can talk?" she asked. Utena shook her head again. "If you've got something to say that affects the club, you really should be saying it in front of all the members," she said. "But we're here already, so go ahead." The Jedi considered this, clearly unhappy with the arrangement, then seemed to resign herself to it and began speaking. "You know of the Jedi Order, of course," she said. "I don't know many Jedi personally, but I know what you are and what the order does, yes." "Well, I doubt you have any very good idea of that, actually," said Bastila in a blandly, pleasantly patronizing tone that set Utena's teeth instantly on edge. "But if you know anything of our history, you must know that the Order has been in existence, upholding justice and teaching the ways of the Force in the galaxy, for thousands of years." The Jedi gestured at the walls around them. "This building is one of our temples." "Yes, we know," Utena said. "One of our early members is a student of antiquities; she identified the building from a drawing in an ancient Atlantean text on the Jedi." "Mm, yes," said Bastila, quite well concealing her surprise that the Duelists knew any such thing. "It is of a very early style, probably dating from very shortly after the rise of Atlantis and the Jedi proper. This must have been quite a remote outpost in those days." Utena nodded. "What's your point?" she asked bluntly. "My -point-," replied Bastila a bit testily, "is that this temple was raised by the Jedi Order, and I would see it returned." "Sorry," Utena said. "The Castle's not for sale." "I wasn't offering to -buy- it," said Bastila a trifle impatiently. "It rightfully belongs to the Order." Utena gazed at her for a long, silent moment, then said slowly, "... OK, so lemme see if I've got this -straight.- Your order abandoned this place -thousands of years ago-, so long ago that the -Bajorans- don't remember when the Jedi were here - and you may be aware that the Bajorans can remember quite a long way back," she added archly. As a gratifying touch of color came to the Jedi's cheeks (apparently she did have a bit of shame after all), Utena went on, "-We- found it abandoned in the woods, no roof, interior shoulder-deep in crud, and -made- something of it... and now you walk in here and expect us to just -give- it to you?" "Your society wouldn't be dispossessed," Bastila assured her, completely missing the point. "The offer I made to Mr. Fett was that the Order would pay for the construction of a new facility for the club here on campus." Utena folded her arms. "That's not the point," she said. "The point is, this is the Duelists' Castle. Vedek Bareil gave it to us. -We- made it what it is today. It's the seat of -our- order, the symbol of our federation. It's our -home-." Bastila looked unimpressed. "Your 'order' is a sporting club," she said, a trifle scornfully. "You could practice swordplay anywhere! We Jedi hold these temples as sacred places. They were raised with the power of the Force. For centuries, Jedi lived and trained, taught and learned, within their walls. You can imagine how it feels for me to come here and find this one converted into a... a clubhouse for violent children." Utena's face darkened, but she kept her composure as she replied, "The Duelists of the Rose are much more than 'violent children', Master Jedi. Characterizing us as such would be like me dismissing the Jedi as religious fanatics." Bastila drew back, her grey-blue eyes widening in outrage. "How -dare- you - " she began. "Mm," said Utena with a thoughtful nod. "Shoe doesn't fit so well on the other foot, does it?" Before Bastila could come up with a response, she went on, "Anyway, what I'm getting at is, you guys don't have a monopoly on doing good for the galaxy. We haven't done so bad ourselves in that regard." "Yes, yes," said Bastila with an irritable gesture. "A bandit here, a rogue Psi Cop there. The Jedi have served the galaxy for fifteen millennia. Your order has existed for... what? Not quite five years?" "I wasn't aware the pursuit of justice was dependent on seniority, Master Jedi," Utena replied. Inwardly, she was smirking a bit at herself. This icy-politeness routine was a trick she'd learned from Anthy. It was great for getting self-important types like this as tightly wound up as possible, and it certainly seemed to be doing the job here. All the same, her patience only extended so far. It was time to wrap this up before she ran out of it entirely. "Listen," she said, trying to be conciliatory. "This is a stupid argument for us to have. The Order of the Rose and the Jedi Knights ought to be allies, not adversaries. We're both aligned with the International Police. We're both dedicated to bettering ourselves for the good of the galaxy." "-Bettering- yourselves? Without supervision, without instructors, without even a consistent -philosophy-?" Bastila shot back. "I've observed your Duelists at play for several days, Captain Tenjou. This isn't an order of galactic protectors, it's potentially lethal adolescent -chaos-, and I'll thank you not to compare it to the ancient and august ways of the Jedi," she finished, elevating her chin to give Utena a haughty look. Utena looked back at her for a moment, visibly controlling herself. Then she closed her eyes, held them shut for a long count, and opened them again, fixing her gaze on Bastila's eyes. "... OK, that's it," she said. "Listen, you. I had to fight against exactly that kind of attitude to get this club established in the first place, and I'm not going to stand here and listen to you spout that same nonsense five years on, Jedi or not. Come with me. I'm going to show you what we are here." Bastila looked momentarily puzzled, realized what Utena was getting at, and then gave an exasperated expression. "I don't have time for this." "-Make- time," Utena snapped. "You came into our home and insulted our ways, and now you have to back your words according to our custom. Or don't the Jedi teach respect for cultural diversity any more?" she asked. Bastila gave her a long-suffering look, then sighed. "Very well," she said. "But don't blame me when you get hurt." Boba Fett coughed, his face wearing the expression of a man who is exercising all his considerable willpower not to laugh out loud. Utena paid no attention; instead she pivoted on her heel and led the way out of the office. The clot of young Duelists outside the door parted for her like a docking bay's atmosphere shield for a shuttle, waited for an irked-looking Bastila and a rigidly-formal Fett to follow, and then fell in behind with an electrified murmur, except for one who dashed off to rally the rest of the Duelists from the kitchen and library. They crowded into the upper gallery of the Great Hall, lining the railings to watch what promised to be a great fight. The fighting reputation of the Jedi preceded their representative here, and as for Utena, well, what was there to say about her? She was the Rose Knight, the greatest of Duelists. She'd never been beaten. The last time she fought in this room - last April, against no less a personage than the First Lensman - had been an event so spectacular that no one who witnessed it would ever forget it. Not only Duelists were there, either. Word of the impending duel had reached Challenger at Babylon 6, and some hurried transporter relaying had sent Princess Koriand'r to the Castle with a camera drone from the sensor-probe stock, to provide coverage of the fight for the bridge crew. She stood at the rail next to Boba Fett, watching with the usual great interest she took in all non-Tamaranian customs. As was her custom, Utena did a few stretching exercises while she waited for her opponent to finish preparing herself. As she did, she looked around the room. The Great Hall of the Duelists' Castle was a large room with a high, domed ceiling. Two of its walls - the ones to either side of the entrance and galleries - were covered with various melee weapons, ranging from plain swords to exotic bladed weapons from a dozen worlds as well as wooden practice variants of all of them. The wall behind Utena - the wall opposite the entrance - was different. It was mostly bare, except for the central of its five large stone panels. That one was covered with a different display of weapons, both melee and ranged. Blasters, pole arms, mundane and exotic blades all hung in an artful arrangement. This was the trophy wall - the place where the Order of the Rose displayed all the weapons with which outsiders had tried, and so far failed, to end the careers of various members. The central of the room's three entrance doors opened, and as it did the murmuring students in the gallery went silent. Bastila Shan came into the room with quiet tread, having changed from her peach-colored dress into garments of a style Utena recognized much more readily: the dogi-like tunic, simple breeches, and sturdy boots of a Jedi Knight. She had a lightsaber at her belt. Its projector struck Utena as unusually long for such a weapon. Utena, too, had changed for the duel, though the costume she'd adopted took Bastila slightly aback. She'd exchanged one uniform jacket - that of the IP Space Force - for another, a scarlet-edged black one in a style the Jedi didn't recognize. The rest of her clothes were even odder, since they consisted of little but a pair of red bike shorts, matching socks, and black and white saddle shoes. She had a sword belted at her waist, its black, intricate basket hilt cocked forward for the draw. Bastila took note of it and raised an eyebrow. "We fight our true duels with live weapons here, Master Jedi," Utena explained. "The wooden ones are only for practice - our staff fighters excepted, of course." "I see," said Bastila, who couldn't decide whether to be impressed or mortified. "Well," she went on, "obviously you haven't a lightsaber, so I'll have to borrow one of your ordinary weapons." "Don't put yourself out on my account," Utena replied offhandedly as she settled into another hamstring stretch. Bastila gave her an odd look, but went to the left-hand Wall O' Weapons (as trademarked by one of the freshman Duelists the previous year), looked it over, and selected an Echani brand - basically two swords affixed to the ends of a short pole. This she whirled around herself in a singing, swooping kata for a few moments; clearly she'd had some training in the weapon's use and felt quite comfortable handling a double blade. Ah, thought Utena. That explains why her lightsaber grip's so long. One of the younger Duelists - the redheaded girl Utena had spoken to earlier, Sakura somebody, Utena still couldn't remember her last name - came in from the storeroom, carrying with her a white and a yellow rose. With the proper amount of ceremony, she fixed the white rose in Utena's jacket pocket; then she crossed to Bastila and pinned the yellow one to her Jedi robes. "The rules are simple," she said in a quiet voice. "Lose your rose - lose the duel." Bastila gave her a look. "This is absurd," she said. "You fight under our roof," the young Duelist replied calmly, "you fight by our rules." Then she stepped back, bowed to Bastila, turned, bowed to Utena, and left the Great Hall at a respectful, dignified pace - breaking into a run only once outside the Hall, at which point she pelted upstairs for the gallery with all the speed she could muster. Utena drew the Thorn of the Rose, its gun-blue finish twinkling in the light pouring down from the Great Hall's skylights. With easy, practiced grace, she whipped it through a short flourish, raised it before her face in a crusader's salute, and turned it sideways so that the light caught the runic inscription on the flat of the blade. Bastila sprang, making a lightning-fast frontal assault that rather reminded Utena of something -she- would do, and the duel was on. /* Marty O'Donnell/Michael Salvatori "The Long Run" _Halo_ */ Within a few seconds, Utena had the measure of her opponent and knew she was in for quite a fight. Bastila wasn't the most technically skilled opponent she'd ever faced - that honor would probably have to go to Gryphon - but she had a lot of speed and power, and her fighting style had an edge of fury to it that Utena found surprising in a Jedi. Like her opening move, the Jedi's fighting style reminded Utena a lot of her own, as adjusted for the exotic weapon Bastila favored. They clashed, withdrew, clashed, withdrew, and then circled each other warily, each looking for a crack in the other's defenses before they rushed together again. Bastila handled the Echani brand like an expert - her martial skill was such that she would easily have qualified to be one of the Duelists she scorned. Utena wondered, though, exactly where this 'Force' the Jedi kept talking about came into it. Bastila didn't seem to be anticipating Utena's movements any more than Utena was anticipating hers. The Asagiri Katsujinkenryuu, Gryphon's family fighting style, was partly based on Jedi teachings, and its practitioners also claimed to touch the Force. Utena thought she'd seen its workings in duels against Gryphon and his daughter Kaitlyn, her best friend - but it didn't seem to give its users an edge she couldn't overcome. Then she stopped trying to analyze things and just settled into the rhythm of the fight. The honor of the Order of the Rose was at stake here, and though that might not be quite as significant a prize as the Rose Bride had been, it was reason enough to give this battle everything she had - and anyway, her opponent was worthy of it. They clashed and re-clashed, turned and wove, parried and riposted, their attack and defense becoming faster and more showy as they found one another's level. From the gallery, the duel just kept getting more and more thrilling - the Jedi moving so fast her loose-fitting robes snapped as if in a heavy wind, Utena's bright pink hair a streak like lightning. A dull red glow started to surround the Rose Knight as she fought, as her adrenaline started running and her power stirred within her. Bastila felt it and nearly faltered in her surprise - for a moment it was almost as though her opponent had touched the Force herself, an absurdity - before recalling herself to the moment and stepping back into the rhythm. The runic inscription on the Thorn of the Rose's blade flared to life as Utena spun out of a counter to a particularly complicated strike from Bastila's brand. A shower of golden sparks suddenly surrounded her as her Rose Duelist's accoutrements - epaulets, chain, petticoat and cuffs - sprang into being on her uniform. She whirled and sprang, the Thorn leaving a visible streak of light in its wake - - Bastila blocked the blow, but Utena's blade shattered the end of the brand the Jedi had used for the parry. Off-balance, Bastila spun out of the way and let Utena's charge carry her past. What she should have done in this situation was drop the broken weapon, scan the Wall O' Weapons for a similar one, and call it to her hand with the Force; but Bastila's blood was up now and that strategy never occurred to her. Instead she abandoned the brand and drew her -real- weapon, the only one that struck her battle-tranced mind as appropriate for a clash of this magnitude. The snapping hiss of her double lightsaber's yellow blades extending was matched by the sharp intake of breath by just about everyone in the gallery. Utena, on the other hand, wasn't daunted at all. She continued with her follow-through, turned, and set herself for the next clash. Bastila bored in, her double saber humming violently as she whirled it into position. About a quarter-second before one of her glowing yellow blades touched the Thorn of the Rose, Bastila suddenly snapped out of her battle trance and realized that she was about to do something very bad indeed. Her lightsaber would carve through that steel like a blowtorch through Jell-O, and she would be very lucky indeed if she could stop it before it went on from there to take off the side of Utena Tenjou's face. Her mind working much faster than her body, Bastila set herself to try to pull the blow, whatever the cost to herself - - when the saber blade smacked into the Thorn of the Rose and... stopped, just as if she'd struck it against another lightsaber. Time seemed to pause for a moment while Bastila considered this. How was that even -possible-? She'd heard rumors that there had once been, during the truly ancient days of the Jedi, a race of people who could make ordinary-looking weapons out of exotic materials that could stand up to a lightsaber's blade; but that was millennia ago, and may not even have been true. So how - A solid impact broke that thought apart entirely and brought time percussively back into step with itself as Utena dealt Bastila a withering sidelong kick to the midriff and so broke the saber lock. The Jedi was flung back several yards, stumbled, nearly fell, and caught herself as much with the Force as with her own skill. She regrouped, staring at the Rose Knight in astonishment. Utena grinned, set herself again, and raised her blade in salute once more before receiving Bastila's next attack. All right, so her sword could block a lightsaber somehow - Bastila wasn't going to dwell on it right now. First she'd defeat this smug upstart who dared to smirk at a Jedi in battle; then she'd get the answers she wanted, see if she didn't! The fight ratcheted up another notch as they resumed combat, Bastila now with her double lightsaber's blades humming and crackling around her, Utena with her scarlet aura clearly visible on the Thorn. Despite the setback and her momentary paralysis from surprise, Bastila was still an excellent fighter, and now her wind was well and truly up. She swept in with a series of lightning-quick and violent strikes, her saber blades seeming to come from all angles. Utena blocked them all, but the penultimate blow left her in a bad position and the last one wrenched the Thorn from her hand. The basket-hilted blade clattered sparking across the stone floor of the Great Hall, well out of reach of anyone without a Jedi's telekinetic powers to retrieve it. The disarmament did seem to faze the Duelist momentarily, but only momentarily. She evaded Bastila's next blow with fluid grace, using a move she'd learned from Kaitlyn. Then she saw an opening, stood her ground, ducked a swing from the saber-staff, and headfaked to the left. Bastila went for it, pivoting - and Utena swung back and clobbered her with the left hook she'd been saving, sending the Jedi reeling. While Utena took advantage of her opponent's momentary incapacity to make a dash for the nearest wall, Koriand'r leaned toward Fett and whispered, "Mr. Fett? Did Captain Tenjou just... " She paused and searched her Standard slang vocabulary. "... 'rope a dope'?" Fett nodded with a grimly satisfied smile, not taking his eyes off the action. "She sure as hell did," he replied. Kori smiled, proud to have gotten another Standard turn of phrase right. If she continued at this rate, she would soon be speaking the language like a native! Meawhile, on the floor, Utena reached the far wall only to hear a sort of "whoosh" sound and the growl of Bastila's lightsaber behind her. She whirled to see Bastila rising from a crouch not five feet away, having clearly just covered about thirty feet in a single bound. "Looks like you're out of room," she said, whirling her double saber around her and presenting its tip to Utena. Utena threw herself back, her right hand slapping the trophy wall, and then tumbled sideways as her back hit the stone. Bastila's blade carved a glowing scar in the tough alien stone of the wall - this room had been built to be a lightsaber dojo and could take quite a lot of abuse. She reversed the strike, whirling her blades over her head, and brought them down at a sharp angle, trusting the Force to guide her so that just the tip of the blade would vaporize the flower clipped to her opponent's jacket and end this foolish game - - when the harsh, snarling hiss of a lightsaber ignition met her ears and, to her immense surprise, a scarlet-edged blade leapt from the silver-chased black metal cylinder in Utena's right hand, crossed her body, and blocked Bastila's blade. Bastila drew back, startled, and whirled into a new en-garde. "You should put that down," she said, her voice a trifle harsh. "In your untrained hands it's orders of magnitude more dangerous to you than the game we've been playing - " Utena gave her a small, sardonic smile, and then whipped the lightsaber through the same round-the-body draw-style flourish she'd done with her black blade at the duel's beginning. "I'll manage," she said. "We're not done." /* Rob Dougan "Chateau" _The Matrix Reloaded_ */ Then, without waiting for Bastila's reply, Utena went back on the offensive. Now the contestants were really in top gear. Their blades growled and sparked, sending out bright flashes whenever they collided. To the eyes of her fellow Duelists, Utena shone almost as brightly in her own right. Her technique with the unfamiliar and dangerous weapon was brilliant, combining familiar maneuvers with her talent for wild improvisation to create, on the fly, a style that perfectly countered Bastila's looping, swirling double blade. Sometimes Utena held the scarlet lightsaber in one hand, sometimes in the other, sometimes in both. Occasionally she even held it backward as she constantly adapted her technique to meet that of her adversary. As their battle entered this last stage, both combatants seemed to slip slightly outside the normal laws of physics. Bastila had already demonstrated a leaping ability that was well beyond anything a normal human could do, and now Utena seemed to have manifested the uncanny ability - often noticed by other Duelists in Kaitlyn - to see her opponent when not actually looking at her, countering first a strike that came from behind, then the opposite end of the saber-staff trying to capitalize on that parry to take her rose from the front. What was more, both seemed to regard gravity less than a person should on Jeraddo as they rebounded from walls and made creative use of the corners of the room. It was by far the most thrilling duel to grace the Great Hall since the First Lensman's last appearance there - maybe even slightly more so. As it built toward its inevitable climax, all the spectators seemed to feel it too, leaning slowly forward as a single body. Bastila struck, struck again, whirled, lunged. Utena parried the first blow, slipped away from the second, anticipated, ducked - - rolled clean under Bastila's lunge and burst to her feet like a popup mine, spun on the ball of her foot and interposed her lightsaber to the compensating downward blow she knew was coming, knocked the yellow saber away, spun, and flicked Bastila's rose from her chest without so much as scorching the fabric of the Jedi's tunic. For a moment the two contestants stood frozen, Bastila slightly off-balance, Utena in her follow-through, their sabers still humming in the sudden dead silence. Then Bastila's twin blades drew back into her saber grip with a muffled "psscht!" The Jedi slowly sank to her knees, settling into a seiza-like pose with her hands before her and her eyes cast down. Utena whirled the red lightsaber back, shut it off, and hung it on her belt. The gallery exploded in cheers. Bastila stayed where she was for several seconds, looking down at her hands, the right one still gripping her extinguished saber. Utena, blinking, crouched to be nearer her eye level and said under the cheering, "Hey, uh... are you OK?" "This... this cannot be," Bastila replied in a small voice, sounding more like she was talking to herself than answering Utena. "This is impossible." Utena looked unimpressed. "What? That you lost?" Bastila raised eyes full of plain shock to the Duelist. "No. Not that. But... when you took up that lightsaber... when I made that last strike and you countered it... I felt the Force... -leave- me." Utena tilted her head inquisitively. "Why? Break your concentration?" Bastila shook her head. "No," she said, sounding deeply shaken. "I was still concentrating, I could still -feel- the Force. But... it flowed -away- from me. Away from me... and into you." The Jedi raised herself to her feet and put an hand on Utena's arm as the Duelist straightened with her. "How did you do that?" she asked. "Even Master Yoda can't do that." "Oh, uh, really," said Utena. She put a hand behind her head and chuckled uneasily. "Would you believe I have no idea what you're talking about?" Bastila looked put out. "Don't be coy," she said, "it's unbecoming. I'm talking about - " Before she could get any further, they were mobbed by jubilant Duelists, who picked Utena up on their shoulders and carried her through the halls of the Castle to the library. It wasn't until more than an hour later that the congratulations ceased and Bastila found herself alone again with Utena and Boba Fett, this time in the otherwise-vacated library. "I think you owe me a few answers, Commodore Tenjou," Bastila said, the old coolness back in her voice now that she'd regained her composure. "I don't," Utena replied frankly, "but what the hell, I haven't got anywhere to be until 4:30." She leaned back in her favorite armchair, put her feet up on an ottoman, and regarded the Jedi calmly. "Ask your questions." "Who taught you to use the Force?" Bastila asked sharply. "Nobody. I don't. Next question." "Nonsense! I felt you use it in our battle - and use it in a way I've never seen it used before. Where did you learn the technique?" Utena began to look a bit testy. "Look, I'm serious, I don't know what you're talking about here." "Can that be possible?" Bastila mused doubtfully. "Can you be so strong in the Force and not even know it?" She trailed off, lost in thought, and then adopted a determined look. "Come with me to Alderaan," she said. Utena blinked once in surprise, then chuckled (a little darkly) and said calmly, "Er, sorry, Master Jedi, but no thank you. I'm married, and anyway, I don't think I like you that much." Bastila looked very puzzled, then blushed scarlet, her nostrils flaring. "Can you not be serious for -one- -moment-?" she snapped. "You must come with me to Alderaan at once!" Utena felt her hackles rise. "The hell I must," she replied conversationally. She got to her feet and went on, "Listen, sister, I don't know who died and made -you- the End of the World, but I've got a -job- to do." "(... the end of the... )" Bastila murmured, looking deeply puzzled. "Never mind," said Utena irritably, shaking her head. "The point is, I'm not going anywhere but Tantalus. I'm too busy for... whatever your problem is now." "This is important," Bastila said in what she thought was her most commanding tone, not realizing that that was the best way to keep Utena from even paying attention to what she wanted. "What," asked Utena rhetorically, "could be more important than keeping a promise to my father?" "Your training," Bastila replied in exasperation, as though it were the most obvious thing in the world and Utena was being willfully obtuse. "Your power is much too great for you to be left untrained, unregulated. You don't even realize what you are. That makes you fodder for the Dark Side, and with your level of power, that could be disastrous. A Darksider with your power could unbalance the whole galaxy." Utena glanced sharply at the Jedi, her eyes flashing. "So we Duelists aren't important enough for you to deal with, yet I suddenly threaten the balance of the galaxy? Why don't you get stuffed. I've got places to be." With that she broke eye contact with the Jedi, turned to Boba Fett, and said, "I have to go, Boba. If she gives you any more trouble about the Castle, call Mace Windu and tell him Dad and Vedek Bareil set us up here years ago, AND that she just lost a duel to me over it, so as far as I'm concerned, the matter's closed." Fett nodded. "Will do. Clear skies, Utena." "Thanks," Utena said, and turned to go. "A moment. Please," Bastila said, her tone a unique combination of grudging and beseeching. Utena paused in the doorway, her desire to get the hell away from here warring with the courtesy Anthy had long told her she needed to work on. Then she turned and said in a barely civil tone, "Yes?" "You know Master Windu?" Bastila inquired. "Casually," Utena replied. "He's a friend of my dad's. I figured you'd know that." "Well, yes, I did know that, but I didn't know -you- knew him," Bastila said. "(That explains a lot, actually,)" she mused under her breath. "What's -that- supposed to mean?" Utena inquired archly. "Ah - nothing," said Bastila, looking faintly embarrassed. "Just thinking out loud. Bad habit, really. Listen - I realize I may have come on... a bit strong... just now, but it's only because I'm very concerned. If you won't come to Alderaan, at least let me come with you for a time, observe you further, and report my findings to the Council. It may be very important." Utena would have liked little better than to tell this officious snot to go fuck herself, slap commbadge, and beam out right in front of her face. On the other hand, there was no point in burning bridges that completely. She had to work with the Jedi - there was one assigned to this very mission, in fact - and by and large she admired them. Also, she had a natural tendency to at least try to be fair with people. Maybe this Bastila was just having a bad day? Besides, if she left that way, who would get her Cyclone and the Swordfish II back to Challenger? "Well... " Utena hesitated, warring with herself a little more, but her natural tendency toward fairness won out. "All right," she said. "But if you get in my face -one more time- once we're aboard ship - you're walking home." "I'll go and get my things, then," Bastila said. Now it was her turn to make as if to leave, then pause. "By the way," she said at the doorway. "Where did you get that lightsaber?" Utena glanced down, as if she hadn't expected to find it still on her belt, then turned to Fett, who smiled. "Took it from a Dark Jedi who tried to take me out in Anchorhead on Tatooine last summer," he said. "Indeed?" said Bastila with a mixture of interest and skepticism. "You've defeated a Dark Jedi?" "Two, actually," Fett replied - not boasting, just telling her about it. "The other one only had a vibrosword." He shrugged. "I guess credits are tight for the Sith these days." "There are several known Dark Jedi factions besides the Sith themselves," Bastila told him. "Most of them are much less dangerous. You probably encountered members of one of those, since you're here to tell us about it." "Oh, no doubt," Fett replied, nodding. "I'm sure no non-Jedi could ever -hope- to defeat a -real- Force-user like -yourself-, Lady Bastila," he added earnestly, putting a hand on Utena's shoulder as he spoke. Bastila took a moment to parse his meaning, then flushed bright red again. Fett remarked to himself that the effect was really rather appealing. "Well," she said with forced casualness. "I've preparations to make." She did that odd curtsey-bow gesture again. "Good day to you, Mr. Fett, Commodore," she said, and then she swept from the room. "... Damn, Boba," said Utena after she was sure the Jedi was out of earshot. "That was cold." "She deserved it," Fett replied, putting his hands in his jumpsuit pockets and scowling. "Oh, no question," Utena replied. "But it was cold." She smiled. "I'll have to tell Anthy about it. She'll be very proud of you." She patted the lightsaber. "Listen, do you mind if I hang onto this for a while?" Fett shook his head. "Not at all," he said. "You're a founder - you can have whatever you want in the Castle, you know that." Utena smiled. "Sure, but I didn't want to just abscond with one of your trophies." Fett gave her an elegant bow. Given his background and general disposition, she had to wonder where the hell he'd learned it. "Take it with my compliments, Commodore Tenjou," he said formally, then grinned to dispel the effect. "Figure you'll have to put her in her place again before the trip's over?" Utena laughed. "I hope not. No, I just... it was... interesting," she said after weighing words for a moment. "I'd like to experiment with it a bit." She looked down at the silver-inlaid cylinder hanging next to the Thorn of the Rose, then grinned and added, "And it's a hell of a lot more convenient to carry." "It is that," Fett said. "Actually, I'll be a little relieved to have it out of here. Sometimes someone gets an urge to try it out, and Lady Bastila was right about one thing - it IS dangerous if you don't know how to handle it." Utena nodded. "Well, I'll take it off your hands, then, for a while, anyway." She sighed. "Not exactly how I wanted my visit to go, but I guess I better hit the road. Good to see you again, Boba. Looks like everything's under control here." Fett smiled. "We do our best, Commodore. Come again anytime. And thanks for handling our, uh, Jedi problem." Utena got back to Challenger about half an hour later, feeling slightly out of sorts. She didn't like it when days got as weird as that without any warning. She arrived to find the hangar deck bustling with activity and featuring a pair of craft that hadn't been there before. When she finished parking the Swordfish II, she crossed the bay to take a closer look at one of them. It was an aerodyne transport craft of a type she hadn't seen before. Its main body was blocky and sturdy-looking, with a snub cockpit up front, slab sides, and stubby high-mount wings. It had four swiveling thrusters mounted at its upper corners and a ramp on the back. One of these craft was thermocoated in a dark grey and carried International Police markings. The other was white and had only cryptic number codes visible. Orange-suited deckhands moved around them, lashing things down, carrying crates, and generally squaring away. One of them noticed her, came to attention, and saluted. "Afternoon, Commodore!" she said. "We're just getting the Pelicans squared away. The ground forces are being shown to their quarters now." Utena returned the salute and smiled. "Everything going all right?" "Just right, Commodore. Once we get the last of these crates stowed we'll be ready to roll." Utena nodded. "Carry on," she said. The grinning deckhand snapped another salute and then dashed off to get back to work. The commodore, meanwhile, went down the row of white Pelicans and was just about to leave the hangar deck altogether when a buzzing alarm sounded in the cavernous room. It was the attention signal informing hangar personnel that another craft was on approach. Utena turned and saw a familiar but unexpected sight: a sharp little arrowhead of duralloy, decked out in red and white thermocoat and docked into an old-fashioned hyperdrive ring, was passing through the atmosphere barrier field and into the hangar. The little ship disengaged from its FTL ring, hovered while the deckmaster maneuvered the ring to a storage hanger with a tractor beam, then deployed its landing gear and skimmed about an inch over the deck on its repulsors as the pilot deftly maneuvered it into the parking space next to the Swordfish II. Utena grinned and recrossed the bay, standing next to her fighter and waiting for the new arrival's pilot to disembark. A moment later, the arrowhead-shaped craft's aft-mounted bubble canopy hinged forward and a form in a rather bulky old spacesuit clambered out. Anne Springsteen unfastened her helmet, pulled it off, shook her head (her blonde hair was still trimmed just shorter than shoulder-length, Utena saw, and this month it appeared to be sporting an iridescent red highlight job), and dropped the helmet into her Delta-7's cockpit before turning with a smile to Utena, saluting, and saying, "Permission to come aboard, Commodore." Utena, still grinning, returned the salute, then shook the Jedi's hand. "Granted. Welcome aboard, Anne. I'm glad to have you," she added wryly. "At least you were -invited-." Anne nodded as she pulled a duffel bag out of a small compartment in the ancient Atlantean fighter's tail. Then she patted R4-P17, her ship's permanently installed astromech droid, on the dome and told him to watch the ship before following Utena across the hangar deck. "I saw most of your duel," the Jedi said. "It was quite an eye-opener. I mean, I'd seen you fly before, but never fight." Anne smiled. "You're everything the Chief says you are." Utena gave her a sidelong glance. "The Chief talks about me?" "He and Master Windu have had several interesting conversations regarding you and your connection to the Force." Utena skidded to a stop in the corridor, about halfway between the hangar deck entrance and the turbolift. "Wait, wait, OK, rewind," she said. "Does everybody know about this whole me/Force deal already -except me-?" Anne blinked in surprise. "You mean you... how could you -not know-?" she asked, incredulous. "I guess I just haven't been paying attention!" Utena replied sarcastically, throwing up her hands. "Or maybe," she added grumpily as she started leading the way toward the turbolift again, "it's just that I haven't been lucky enough to have Bastila freaking Shan around to run my life for me before now." "Ah... yeah," said the Jedi with a mildly uncomfortable look. "Bastila. That's... kind of a problem." "What is her -deal-?" Utena demanded as they entered the turbolift. "She's the most un-serene Jedi I've ever heard of. When I got there today she was trying to make Boba give her the Castle." "That's vintage Bastila," said Anne with a mild roll of her eyes. "She's a Sentinel of Light, which means she's obligated by training and character to take everything way, way too seriously." "A what?" "The Sentinels of Light are a subsect of the Order," the Jedi explained. "Part of their self-appointed mission is to keep an eye out for untrained Force-sensitives they think might cause problems, but mainly they're there to safeguard other Jedi against unbecoming behavior, abuses of power... you know, all that Siren Call of the Dark Side stuff." "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?" Utena inquired sourly. "Indeed," Anne replied. "So how many of these Sentinels are there?" "Ten," Anne replied. "Not all of them are as irritating as Bastila. She's especially gifted. That's why Deadbolt took it upon himself to train her personally when her old master died." Utena cocked an eyebrow. "'Deadbolt'?" Anne laughed. "Master Jason Lock. He's the Prime Sentinel - the Jedi Council member charged with maintaining the charter of the Sentinels of Light. He's also a first-class pain in the butt, and Bastila's grown up just like him." "So you know her." "Oh, sure. We're about the same age. When I was an apprentice, Master Windu and Deadbolt would cross paths about once a year, and so naturally Bastila and I would too." She looked a bit glum. "Our teachers have never gotten along, and we didn't either. This trip could be awkward with both of us along, but... " She shrugged. "It's part of her job as a Sentinel to keep an eye on powerful Force-users who might go the wrong way." Utena gave her a look. "I think I resent that." "I'm just saying what I imagine Bastila thinks. -I- don't think you're a threat to the galaxy." "Well, that's reassuring," said Utena with a slightly tired grin; then she leaned back against the turbocar wall and said, "I think this is going to be a long month." Anne patted her arm. "Don't worry. I'll try to mitigate her impact as much as possible. I have quite a bit of experience dealing with Bastila. Do yourself a favor, though, and try to limit contact between Bastila and Anthy as much as possible," she added. "Jedi Sentinels historically get along -very- poorly with witches." Utena gave an involuntary snort of laughter. "Thanks for the tip," she said. "I'm glad you're here." The turbolift stopped and opened. "I'm glad I'm here too," Anne replied with a grin. "The usual room?" "Yup," Utena replied. "Jinto has a system for that kind of thing, apparently. See you at the tac meeting?" "Oh, wouldn't miss it," Anne replied. "I just have to get out of this suit and wash up." "OK, see you there," Utena said, and she let the turbolift take her up one more level. There she had a hurried shower and told Anthy the short version of her weird day simultaneously, threw on a fresh Space Force uniform, and then went to the big conference room aft of the bridge to meet the new crewmembers. She'd been in the conference room for only about a minute - just long enough to get herself a cup of tea from the pot on the minibar and take a seat - when the door opened and the first of her tactical personnel came through. Though not particularly small, the door from the bridge's turbolift lobby to the conference room was not generously proportioned either. The person who arrived first didn't seem, once he'd made it through, as if he possibly could have fit, but obviously he had. He did it so quickly and with such peculiar grace that it seemed like a kind of magic trick. One moment the startlingly large being is on -that- side of the door; presto! He's on this side of the door! For the being standing before her -was- startlingly large. She would, in fact, go so far as to say it was -huge-, an immense reptilian creature whose broad shoulders nearly touched the ceiling above its forward-thrust, bullet-shaped head. It had skin covered in leathery pale-blue scales and wore a dark blue coverall of the sort favored by IPO Tactical Division soldiers out of combat. It was vaguely humanoid, in that it had limbs and head in the right places, but its arms were proportionally longer than a human's and its legs were sharply digitigrade. The creature moved with a quick, fluid grace, much more so than Utena would have expected from something of its size and obvious power. It looked around the room with bright black eyes under a beetling scaly brow; when it saw her, four mandibles below those eyes swung open like the tines of a collapsible grappling hook, revealing a funnel-shaped forest of glittering, wickedly pointed teeth angling back toward a mouth-shaped opening at the back. Despite its massive size and generally frightful appearance, Utena didn't feel particularly intimidated by this creature. Not only was it wearing the uniform of a Tac Div trooper, she recognized it. They'd never met before, but it would have been hard for her not to recognize him. This creature was the last survivor of a huge army of alien beings which had invaded the galaxy in the 22nd century. A group of several disparate races from unknown worlds beyond the Rim, they were bound together by a complex and harsh religion calling for the eradication of all other sentient life in the universe. They called themselves the Covenant. The war with the Covenant lasted for the better part of a decade and devastated parts of the Outer Rim Territories and the outer Salusian Empire. The invaders became galactically famous for their stunning ruthlessness and fanatical brutality. Their customary method of dealing with planets which put up significant military resistance gave the Standard language a new verb: "to glass". Because of the vector of the Covenant's invasion corridor, the forces that ended up in most direct and consistent opposition to them were the Royal Salusian Armed Forces and the Wedge Defense Force. Neither force had ever faced a foe like the Covenant - a force which never surrendered and never took prisoners, and which viewed the lives of its own soldiers, its enemies, and civilians alike with equal indifference. The Salusians and the Wedge Defenders were not accustomed to the concept of waging genocidal war, but against the Covenant they literally had no choice. Their options were to wipe out the Covenant or to be overrun and eradicated. In the end, they prevailed, and the Covenant were all but exterminated. Midway through the war, a single member of the large, powerful reptilian species the defenders had dubbed the "Covenant Elite" defied generations of religious dogma and genetic programming. He rejected the Covenant's doctrine of death to unbelievers and turned against his fellows, defecting to the Salusian forces. Normally, doubters and schismatics among the Covenant were found and destroyed by the alien juggernaut's own internal defense mechanisms, but that one Elite escaped death and found acceptance among his people's enemies. When the dust settled at the end of the war, he was the only one of his kind left standing. His name was Shakaar 'Volkaelree, but he abandoned that name along with the religion that had shaped it. Among the Salusians he would come to be known by a different name: Tuncer. Utena knew all this partly from history classes and partly from, of all things, comic books. Tuncer was the star of his own Bacon Comics series, "TUNCER: The Last Elite", which had spawned a minor cross-marketing empire and an animated series of which Utena was a casual fan, mainly through her friend Wakaba Shinohara. She hadn't known that he was going to be involved in this effort, though she knew from the comics that he worked as a squadleader for the special-missions branch of the IPO's Tactical Division. It pleased her; she'd enjoyed reading of his various adventures, fictionalized as they probably were for the comics. "AaaaAAAaaaa wataga boko TENjou kabakata WURT wurt!" Tuncer declared, in a snarling, staccato language Utena didn't understand. She caught her own name in there, unless that was just a coincidence, but the rest of it was a mystery. It did amuse her to notice that he sounded just like he did on the cartoon show, though. She wondered if he voiced himself. Fortunately, the next person through the door solved the mystery of what he'd just said for her. He was human, looked to be in his mid-thirties, and like Tuncer he was dressed in the day uniform of a Tac Div trooper. "Sgt. Pete Stacker, 131st Special Mission Squad," he said. "Tuncer says it's a great honor to finally meet you, Commodore." Tuncer drew himself up into a very respectable attention and saluted. "Karaga bokowama croda-ka'ata gaKINjai wama bokata," he said. "Kapaka boko shaLOtaaaaa, wurtwurt." "He looks forward to slaughtering the godless enemies of freedom, peace, and fine dining by your illustrious side," Stacker translated. Utena gave him a puzzled look. "... fine dining?" "He's a big fan of the lasagne recipe you submitted to IPO Quarterly Review," said Stacker with a grin. "AaaAAaa bataka WURT REEEEpomen wurtwurt taba kaAAaagata," Tuncer added. Stacker chuckled. "He says everyone else will be along shortly, and not to let Mendoza get away with any commentary." Utena chuckled. "I'll keep that in mind." A moment later the door opened again, and in came Anne Springsteen, damp-haired and dressed in the traditional robes of a traveling Jedi. "Am I late?" she asked. Then, noticing the hulking Elite, she grinned. "Oh, hey, Tuncer. What's up?" "Kapata WAAga gojika naaa, JEDiii wamakopataa," Tuncer replied. Anne laughed. "Oh, the usual. I'm not gonna be your advisor on this one, though. They're assigning me to work with the Legion." Tuncer tilted his head inquisitively. "Taka go WAKATAmobo bokoba tai?" "Yeah. You guys get Bastila this time," Anne told him. The Elite surprised Utena by producing a sound that was unmistakably a dark chuckle. "Heh heh heh. Dubbo wa taKAIbo jakapaka." Anne laughed again. "Oh, probably." Tuncer chuckled again, then turned to Utena. She wasn't sure, but she thought the look on his alien face was querying as he addressed her. "TENjou. AaaAAAaaa pakawa KRUMmell wurt wurt kapata KOtai naaaa?" Anne smiled. "Tuncer wants to know if Sergeant Krummell has served the Valiant with honor." Utena raised her eyebrows. "... Neal?" "Old squaddie of ours," Stacker explained. "Before he jumped ship for the soft life in CID," he added with a grin. "... Neal. Never would have guessed," Utena mused. "But yeah, he has. And he has a girlfriend now. My security officer." Tuncer recoiled slightly, the ridges over his beady black eyes flexing in a manner that would have evinced astonishment in a humanoid. "... WURT!" Then he nodded sagely, with a look of satisfaction - his alien expressions weren't so hard to read - and said, "AaaAAAaaa. boko naaa KAPAKAwaaa." Stacker stifled a bark of laughter, leaving Anne to translate: "He says they'll have fine cubs someday." Everyone was still laughing when the door opened again and the next person came in. Utena had been expecting the rest of Tuncer's group, so she was slightly surprised to see a group of people in black uniforms filing into the conference room instead. Like most people outside GENOM Corporation, Utena wasn't accustomed to seeing the day uniform of the company's elite infantry. The standard picture of the White Legionnaire was of a man or woman in the distinctive plastoid armor whose color gave the Legion its name. Out of the field, however, Legionnaires wore a plain black uniform, cut similarly to the grey uniform of the GENOM Military Arm's starfleet. Since they never wore the non-armored uniform when on assignment, few people outside the company ever saw it. The person in the lead of this group was a rangy man of about Utena's age, with short dark-brown hair and a lantern-jawed, honest face. If he'd been a blond, he could have passed for a young Steve Rogers, and he moved with the same kind of easy precision that Rogers had. He wore his uniform like a seasoned soldier despite his youth, and as he entered the room he squared off to Utena and saluted. "Second Lieutenant Jay McCandless, 7th GENOM Corporation White Legion, reporting for duty, Commodore!" he reported crisply. Utena returned the salute - it seemed the thing to do, since he'd offered it so earnestly - and said, "At ease, Lieutenant. Glad to have you aboard." McCandless seemed about ready to assume a military at-ease posture, which didn't really have anything of ease about it, when Anne spoke up: "-Lieutenant- McCandless? Well! You must have been busy since I last saw you... " McCandless turned and blinked in surprise, then grinned brightly, his military bearing momentarily erased. "Jedi Springsteen!" he said, delighted. "I knew we'd be working with a Jedi for this exercise, but I had no idea it'd be you." Anne smiled and made the same curtsey-bow gesture Utena had seen Bastila do earlier. Utena decided it must be a Jedi thing. She rather liked it; it was classy, a bit more feminine than just bowing, but not servile like a curtsey could be. She made a mental note to ask Anne about it later. "It's good to see you again, Jay," she said. "And I think I recognize a member or two of your squad, don't I?" McCandless smiled and turned to indicate the troopers behind him. "Well, my top sergeant is hard to miss." Indeed, the second Legionnaire to enter the room -was- hard to miss. He was a veritable giant, standing nearly as tall as Tuncer and sporting much greater visible muscle mass. Utena was immediately reminded of her Hoffmanite friend Moose MacEchearn, except that this man wasn't barrel-shaped like Moose; he was simply -huge-, with vast muscles rippling under the taut-stretched fabric of his uniform. Also unlike Moose, who was about the color of unadulterated coffee, this man was very fair-skinned and had a vertical brush of yellow hair. Anne grinned. "I've never seen you without your armor, but you have to be Van der Groot," she said. The giant nodded to the Jedi, his craggy face creasing with a smile. Then he turned to Utena, saluted, and said, "First Sergeant Julius Van der Groot, ma'am. An honor. I've followed your exploits with interest since the Battle of Titan, but I must say, the holos didn't adequately prepare me." In the back of Van der Groot's head (or so it seemed to him), there was a scratchy puff of static, and then the muffled but clearly audible voice of McCandless: Van der Groot replied silently, reflecting as he did so that the new bionic mastoid comm units were the best invention to come out of White Legion SPECFOR's quartermaster corps in years. To the Dutchman's great delight, Commodore Tenjou went a little red as she replied, "Well, thank you, Sergeant. Are you a Hoffmanite by any chance?" "No, ma'am," Van der Groot replied. "I come from Dutch Valeria." His smile widened a little as he went on, "Our gravity is point two factors higher than Hoffman's. Not that they aren't perfectly nice people," he added helpfully. The rest of Tuncer's squad arrived a few moments later, stuffing the conference room to its limits. Utena greeted them all, welcomed them aboard, and then sat down with them to go over the plan for the exercises they were going to perform. They were about twenty minutes into it when the intercom panel on the table beeped and the voice of Hoshi Sato said, "Excuse me, Commodore. Lensman Koriand'r is ready to depart at the command airlock if you'd like to see her off." Utena smiled and stood up. "I'll be right there. Thanks, Hoshi." The intercom clicked off, and Utena said to the assembled troops and Anne, "If you'll excuse me for a moment... " She left them discussing the impending operation and went down the hall to the command-deck airlock. Kori was there waiting, dressed in plain traveling clothes and carrying a small backpack. She smiled when she saw the commodore round the corner. "I fear the time has come for me to leave you, Commodore," she said, saluting. Utena grinned. "Take it easy, Kori. And I thought I told you to call me Utena." Kori's cheeks reddened a little, and her smile became a bit sheepish. "I am sorry," she said. "I am still not accustomed to the level of informality you promote. I will try harder when we next meet." Utena laughed. "Do that," she said. Something seemed to occur to her as the Tamaranian keyed open the airlock's inner door. "Are you going clear out there on your own?" Kori shook her head. "Oh, no. I am only going to Babylon 6. Mr. Rogers has chartered a transport to take me the rest of the way." She smiled, a little ruefully, and added, "I -could- do it on my own, but it is a long walk to Ishiyama." As she walked back to the conference room, Utena wondered why Rogers was sending Kori to Ishiyama. Nothing much going on out there, aside from the Chief in retreat and Kaitlyn spending the fall with Sumire Kanzaki. Neither one of those seemed like it warranted a Special Assignment 7 agent on the scene, especially since the Chief had left strict orders that he wasn't to be monitored... Well, Steve has his reasons, I'm sure, Utena thought, and she went back into the conference room. In her absence, the last of the ice seemed to have broken between the two groups of troopers; they'd intermingled a bit and were chatting. Two, an Asian woman in the uniform of a Legionnaire and Stacker, were comparing their sidearms. "... So this can generate a forced compounded charge?" the woman mused, sighting along the top of Stacker's oddly-shaped weapon, which had a pincer-shaped main body with a gap in front instead of a conventional barrel. "Take the side right off an APC," Stacker replied, nodding. "Wicked," the Legionnaire replied with a grin. The troops composed themselves again as Utena entered; smiling, she waved them back to their seats, and the briefing continued with a lighter, more casual atmosphere. A few minutes later, Bastila Shan swept into the briefing room with a casual "Sorry I'm late - Jedi business," then took up a post at the far end of the conference table. Utena mastered her annoyance admirably, nodded in Bastila's general direction, and said, "Tuncer, Sgt. Stacker, this is Bastila Shan of the Jedi Order. She'll be accompanying your force during the exercises." "WURTwurt JEdi kobobobo," Tuncer said, inclining his fearsome head in Bastila's direction. "He's pleased to make your acquaintance, ma'am," Stacker said. "This is Major Tuncer and I'm Pete Stacker, 131st Tac Div Special Mission Force. You can call us the Repo Men." Bastila raised an eyebrow. "Why 'Repo Men'?" she asked, clearly baffled. "Well, ma'am," said Stacker with a grin, "see, an ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations." "REEpoman bakado kinjai INTO watabo WURT wurt!" Tuncer bellowed with a positive nod of his head. "And that means?" asked Bastila with cool bemusement. "Repo Man spends his life gettin' INTO tense situations! Oo-RAH!" Stacker declared with a fierce grin. "OO-RAH!" all the other blue-clad troopers chorused. One of Tuncer's men, a wiry Hispanic man, took that moment to look over and emit a low whistle. "Hey, Senorita," he said to Bastila, grinning. "You gonna be our Jedi, huh? Adrian Mendoza, at your service." "And he means that very literally," another one of the Repo Men said. "Ignore him, everyone else does." "C'mon, Tucker," Mendoza protested. "She's a pretty lady, right?" "Er," Utena said, clearing her throat. Mendoza turned and winked, but laid off, leaning up against the wall and watching Bastila's discomfiture with amusement. "Hey!" a disembodied voice protested. "Mendoza's all right. It's Caboose we've gotta watch out for." Utena's hand went reflexively to her lightsaber; she noted that Bastila echoed the gesture, though Anne seemed unconcerned. The Repo Men didn't seem terribly surprised or upset either... except for the one Mendoza had called Tucker. He turned to face the empty space next to him and frowned. "Church!" Tucker said, looking pained. "You're -invisible-, for Christ's sake. What does Tuncer -tell- you about that kind of shit?" "Sorry, Tucker, geez," the air replied, sounding miffed. As Utena watched, baffled, the empty space was suddenly filled with a spectral light that coalesced - with some obvious difficulty - into the form of another Tac Div trooper, this one wearing a slightly older-looking combat-issue Ragolian Frame. "Um, hi," he said. "Nice to meet you, Master Jedi. Private Leonard L. Church, Tac Div, deceased." Bastila stared at him in obvious disbelief for a moment, then blurted, "You're a GHOST," looking from Utena to Tucker and then to Church with an expression of pure horror. "Uh, yeah. That's my fault," Tucker said. << BACK TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 13, 2407 IPO TAC DIV TRAINING RANGE GAMMA VECTRA, RIGEL SECTOR "I'm telling you, rookie, you picked the best unit in the whole IPO to volunteer for," Tucker said. "We've got the best leadership, we've got the best gear, and we draw the best missions." "Yeah," the new guy agreed. He was so new his jumpsuit wasn't broken in yet; although wrinkled from the several-hour flight to Gamma Vectra, it still showed the creases from where it had sat folded on a shelf in the quartermaster's storeroom on Meizuri. The crisply embroidered tag over his breast pocket, unblurred by sweat and dirt, clearly read "O'MALLEY". "I read about the equipment you guys get here," O'Malley went on eagerly. "Especially the new Ragolian powersuits. Do they really have energy shielding?" "Bet your ass they do," Tucker replied. "With our Frames powered up and our shields fully charged, the Repo Men are all but invulnerable. Check this out." Tucker pointed to another trooper, a tallish young man who was standing about a dozen yards away near the entrance to a tent, dressed in the shiny blue armor unique to the 131st SMF. The light but potent powered suit made him look bulky and intimidating, and the visored helmet hid his face, giving him an air of detached invincibility. "Hey, CHURCH!" Tucker yelled. The man in the blue armor looked up, his body language clearly saying, "What?" Tucker pulled a silvery sphere from his web harness, thumbed a button on the top of it, and hurled it. Trailing bluish radiance, it arced through the air, struck Church's breastplate - and stuck there. "Oh, shit," Tucker said, his blood freezing in his veins. That wasn't supposed to have happened. Church's shields should have prevented the plasma grenade's adhesion field from taking hold; the grenade should have strobed his shields, fallen at his feet, and then exploded, blowing him backward into his tent and flatlining his shields, but leaving him unharmed. It should have been really funny. Unfortunately, Church's Frame's power cell was down for diagnostics right now, and no power meant no shields. Church had just enough time to snap his visor up, make horrified eye contact with Tucker, and say, "You fuck - " before exploding. RETURN >> "Well, OK, if he'd gotten out of the -way-," Tucker mused. "How was I supposed to know you were going to toss a fucking -plasma grenade- at me, Tucker?" Church said. "I was just minding my own business, running diagnostics on my armor, and BOOM." Utena looked at Stacker. "Do they, uh, do this often?" she said. Stacker shrugged. "Every man has his demons," he said. "Tucker's demon just happens to be a squaddie of ours." "That man is -dead-," Bastila said; she'd advanced on Tucker and was staring at him. Tucker looked back at her, put his hands behind his back, and was clearly repressing the urge to comment. Church, on the other hand, spoke freely. "Uh... wow," he observed. "I can totally see why everyone says you Jedi have superhuman powers of perception. Yep. I can't argue with that. I am sure as hell dead." Bastila rounded on the ghostly figure, but before she could speak, Stacker got between them and gave the Jedi a stern look. "IPO regs give the undead the same rights as any of us living, ma'am, with all due respect," the Sergeant said. "If Church wants to be in our unit, we're glad to have him." His body language dared her to gainsay that, and Bastila relented visibly. She turned to Church and stretched out a hand, obviously deep in contemplation of the Force. "How can you bear to be so... disconnected... from the Force?" she nearly murmured to the spectral trooper. "It must be terribly painful for you - " "Um, ma'am?" Church replied, shifting from foot to foot and looking at the floor. "I have no idea what you're talking about. Sure, Tucker was a total cockbite and -killed- me, but it's OK. I'm mostly over it. I mean, I wouldn't have lobbied the Chief not to shitcan him if I didn't think he had -some- value. Don't, like, have a huge issue over it on my account." Utena cleared her throat again, wondering just when she'd managed to lose control over this briefing. OK, probably when the -ghost- materialized, if that was the right word, in her conference room... "Now that we've all been properly introduced," she said dryly, "perhaps we can get down to business?" Just then, another Repo Man came in. This one was rugged and tanned, and wore a completely non-regulation Australian bush hat. He was carrying a battered black leather briefcase. "Sorry, all!" he called, in an accent to match his hat, as he sailed into the room. "Forgot that Frank needed an oil change, had to take 'im down to Sickbay." "Can't see! Frank can't see!" the briefcase chirped. Utena sank into her chair and eyed the briefcase warily, thinking only, -Now- what? "Whups, sorry, mate," the Aussie said. "Oh, Commodore Tenjou. Certainly an honor, ma'am. Corp'ral Chips Dubbo, armored vehicle commander, and this's Frank." He removed from the briefcase a small, transparent container - rather like a snow globe, Utena thought - full of a viscous-looking blue substance. The globe contained numerous connections and ports to a small... "Is that a BRAIN?" Bastila said incredulously. "It's a Frank!" the globe chirped; Utena looked more closely at it and saw the small vocoder in its base, next to a brass plaque that did, indeed, read "FRANK". "Frank drives our armored fightin' vehicle," Stacker said. "As you can see, he's some sort of, uh... brain-in-a-jar thing. We got him from a Salusian scientist on a mission some years back. Don't really know what he is, but he's a hard worker, and he drives well enough. Takes a lot of the stress off Dubbo." Dubbo positioned the globe on the desk within sight of everyone, settled into a chair, and smiled. "So, right," he said. "What'd I miss?" Bastila shuddered. "What a horrible little thing," she said in a small voice, and retreated to the corner nearest the White Legion and Jay McCandless - as far away from the brain and the dead man as she could get. Anne Springsteen met Utena's eye and stifled a laugh. Utena grinned and relaxed again. They weren't exactly Rose Duelists, but the Repo Men had a certain charm all their own. Utena returned to her quarters in the early evening, tired but pleased with the way the rest of the planning session had gone. The Repo Men and McCandless's Legionnaires seemed to be meshing nicely, which would make things go that much more smoothly when they arrived at Tantalus and got down to business. Anthy looked up from the book she was reading as Utena entered the stateroom. Utena took a moment to greet Wolfgang, who woke from his nap at Anthy's side to bound across the room at the sound of the door. The Beagle of the Lens was the flagship's official mascot, and, as such, roomed with whoever was in command. Neither Tenjou minded that at all; Utena liked dogs and Anthy was good with animals of all sorts. Scooping up the beagle, Utena crossed the stateroom and plopped down on her back on the bed with an explosive sigh. "How was it?" Anthy asked with a smile. "You're not gonna -believe- this," said Utena, grinning tiredly, and she told Anthy about it - the Jedi, the Last Elite, the ghost, the brain in a jar, everything. Anthy absorbed the lot with quiet equanimity; then she thought about it all for a moment, smiled, and said, "Well, it sounds like the next couple of months ought to be very interesting." Utena laughed and scruffled Wolfgang, who had assumed the sphinx position on her stomach and laid paws and head on her chest. "Yeah," she agreed, "it'll certainly be that." /* Joe Satriani "Mountain Song" _Strange Beautiful Music_ */ Eyrie Productions, Unlimited presented UNDOCUMENTED FEATURES FUTURE IMPERFECT - Symphony of the Sword No. 4 - Entr'acte: In for a Penny... The Cast (in order of appearance) Utena Tenjou Alan Schepartz Aaron Ajlond-Mui Memory Gene Steve Rogers Princess Koriand'r of Tamaran Carmela Sunderland Kozue Kaoru Anthy Tenjou Nadia Davion Luornu Durgo R. Lore Soong Lafiel Abriel Hoshi Sato Jinto Lin Kirk Sakura Byakuro Boba Fett Bastila Shan Anne Springsteen Tuncer Pete Stacker Jay McCandless Julius Van der Groot Sachiko Asaki Adrian Mendoza Mike Tucker Leonard L. Church Dougal "Caboose" O'Malley Chips Dubbo Frank Wolfgang, Beagle of the Lens Chief Benjamin D. Hutchins Repo Woman Janice Barlow Assist with Commodore Tenjou's speech Kris Overstreet Jaws of Life Pearson Mui With special nods to Bungie's "Halo" crew BioWare's "Knights of the Old Republic" crew and the guys over at redvsblue.com and of course The Usual Suspects The Symphony will return E P U (colour) 2004