I have a message from another time... Eyrie Productions, Unlimited presents UNDOCUMENTED FEATURES FUTURE IMPERFECT - SYMPHONY OF THE SWORD No. 3 - Gunboat Diplomacy Benjamin D. Hutchins with Anne Cross Kris Overstreet (c) 2002 Eyrie Productions, Unlimited Putting a starship into spacedock for repairs was, Utena Tenjou reflected twenty-seven hours after wrapping up action against the rogue Klingon cruiser Amar, a much more complex process than she would ever have suspected. But it was done now, and Zefram Cochrane and his team had promised that the Valiant would be back in shape by Wednesday. Which left her only the after-action report, the accounting of ship's personnel, and the session with the Board of Inquiry concerning the incident before she could leave the IPO Yards at Zeta Cygni II and do something else with her day, assuming there was any of it left. If I'd known there was this much work involved in being a space captain, she told herself wryly, I'd have become a bus driver. She didn't mean it, of course; she'd had far too fine a time commanding her ship in battle. She thought she had acquitted herself well, and she was proud of the way her impromptu crew had responded. She said so in her report, praising the ship's doctor for his quick action on the intruder alarm, the engineering staff for their grace under pressure, the ship's company in general for their swift and decisive response to the Klingon boarding party, and her helm and weapons officers of the time, the Kaoru twins, for their coolness under fire and their talent at the stations they found themselves manning during the crisis. Then she repeated all this for the Board, which was chaired by the Chief Engineer of the Fleet, Captain Nadia Davion, and consisted of two other officers pulled at random from the flagship's command staff, executive officer Commander Lore Soong and captain's yeoman Lieutenant Ruri Hoshino. With such a small fleet, there wasn't really any way of convening a board whose members didn't know any particular commander - after all, at this point, there were only five. In this case, it was largely a formality anyway; the particulars of the incident had been known to Command since just after it happened, and if Fleet Captain Hutchins had harbored any dissatisfaction with the way the Valiant's crew had handled the situation, he hadn't mentioned it. Gryphon wasn't the type to reserve that sort of thing, so Utena felt fairly confident that he was as pleased with her ship's performance as she was. The Board heard the evidence, deliberated for a few minutes, and returned with a verdict of satisfactory performance and a few minor bits of advice for the future (most prominent among them, "Be mindful of your own personal enemies as well as those of your force when assessing a potential threat"). Her command confirmed, Utena left the conference room where the impromptu hearing had been held with a pleased aspect, then pulled up short in surprise when she saw who was waiting for her out in the hall. One of them she wasn't -too- surprised to see; she knew the Fleet Captain was hanging around, waiting to see how things turned out with the Board (not that it was ever really in doubt). However, she wasn't expecting to see His Excellency Zargh Thalekh, the Honourable Ambassador from the Klingon Empire to the Babylon Foundation. His face rigid with seriousness (but when was it ever not?), Zargh stepped forward as soon as she emerged from the room and presented himself at attention, saluting smartly with the open palm of his right hand, Avalonian style. Surprised again, Utena returned the gesture, mainly out of reflex. "Captain Tenjou," said Zargh gravely. "I have been instructed by Chancellor Krojaar and the High Council to convey to you personally my government's assurances that the attack on your vessel by a ship of the House of Klavaar's private forces was in no way sanctioned by the Defense Forces or the government of the Klingon Empire, and that we will expend every effort to find and punish the rogue Klayvor vestai-Klavaar for his criminal actions." "I... thank you, Ambassador," said Utena, slightly taken aback. "I never thought the Council had anything to do with it. As for Klayvor, well, finding him shouldn't be too tough," she added wryly, but then Gryphon shook his head, looking frustrated. "I've had a sensor-and-telepath team from one end of that damn ship to the other. We've torn apart every crawlspace, searched the J-tubes, looked in every void we can find. He's not aboard. He's just plain vanished, and that really ticks me off." Utena blinked. "Vanished?!" Gryphon nodded. "Like he was never there. All we wound up with were some spent tricorder power packs, sore necks, and a very creeped-out telepath. That'll bear looking into - he says there are echoes of something -very- nasty on board that ship, but he couldn't pin it down any more specifically than that." "Hmm. Imra mentioned something similar when we were looking for him," said Utena thoughtfully. "She didn't know what it was either, but it gave her the willies. But - how can Klayvor be -gone-? Commander Kraal said he left the bridge right after we took control of their master computer, and I think he was straight with us." "He was," said Zargh, nodding. "Kraal, son of Korrg, is known to me. He is a fool who grants his allegiance too freely to the wrong sorts of leaders, but he is no liar. We must assume that Klayvor had some secret method of escape, and that, like the coward he is, he used it to elude capture." Utena lookd dubious. "Kraal was pretty sure he was heading down to the engineering deck to try and deal with us." "A coward's ruse," snorted Zargh dismissively. "A pathetic effort to save face with his crew when his attempt to self-destruct his ship failed." "Hmm... maybe. But how did he get away? All the escape pods were accounted for, and the small craft. There wasn't another ship in range he could transport to." "His house owns several B'rel-class vessels - Birds of Prey, you would call them - which are equipped with cloaks. It's possible one of them plucked him from the jaws of defeat. Amar's sensors were offline and your vessel's were busy keeping an eye on Amar. They might have gone unnoticed. At any rate, we are looking into it; the Defense Forces have seized House Klavaar's private dockyard at Praxis and are conducting a thorough investigation. My brother Ektaar is handling the situation personally. He is a Chief Investigator for the Imperial Criminal Pursuit Force. If Klayvor still lives, my brother will find him," Zargh promised angrily. Utena nodded. "Well - keep me posted, huh? I feel like kind of an idiot letting him get away from me like that." "We Klingons have a saying," replied Zargh. "'There is no man so wily as a coward fleeing justice.' The reflection is on him, not you. Have no fear, we will find him - and when we do, his life will be yours." "Uh... thanks," said Utena. "What happens to the rest of his family?" she wondered. Zargh chuckled mirthlessly. "They wasted no time in distancing themselves from Klayvor's actions. They paint him as a rogue, headstrong and beyond the advice of his kin, obsessed with revenge for the humiliation the sutai-Ausa gave him last year. Ektaar is seeking the truth of that, as well. If they are proven to have supported Klayvor's actions, they will face harsh punishment - the dissolution of their noble house, for a start, and probable exile for the remaining elders." "That's harsh, all right," Utena agreed. "We have reason to believe, from certain things Kraal and others have told our investigators, that this was more than just an attempt at revenge for a personal slight," Zargh explained as the three of them started walking down the corridor toward the docking area. "It seems the vestai-Klavaar's plan was to collect his niece, murder the rest of the Valiant's company, and destroy the ship - and then pretend, when IPO reinforcements arrived, that Amar had sped to your -rescue- after receiving your surprise-attack distress call, only to arrive 'regrettably too late.'" Utena's eyes widened. "That son of a... " she murmured as she followed the trail of events the rest of the way. Gryphon nodded. "Next would have been all the public hand-wringing - if only the IPO's leadership were not so foolish as to send these poor children into a dangerous situation in which they did not belong, et cetera. The Irregular Projects Department, the whole Space Force, and I personally would have been discredited, galactic confidence in the experiment shaken. We figure Klayvor's ultimate intent was to drive a wedge between the Klingon Defense Forces and the IPO." The Klingon ambassador smiled, not entirely nicely. "Instead he has accomplished just the opposite. The High Council and the Defense Forces High Command have been mightily impressed by your achievement, Captain. To defeat a Klingon warship in combat, after suffering a dishonorable and cowardly surprise attack - AND to repel a professional Klingon boarding party! - is a feat few non-Klingons can boast of. "Where before there were voices in the Admiralty and on the Council saying to Chancellor Krojaar, These fools are doomed to fail - we should withdraw our support before they make us look as foolish as they are; now they are saying, If the IPO's untrained -children- have such talent, if their ships have such strength, that they can accomplish -this- in their second week in space, then truly they are warriors, and they deserve our support in their noble cause." "Well," said Utena, "that's good, anyway. Nice to see -something- positive come out of this mess." "Indeed." They arrived at the entrance to the small-craft dock; here Zargh put out a hand, stopping the three of them short of the door, and turned to face Utena again. "I have one other task to perform before my work here is complete," he said. Utena gave him a curious look. "Hm?" she said. Becoming stiffly formal again, as he had been at the beginning of their conversation, Zargh intoned, "Utena vestai-Tenjou, captain of the International Police Starship Valiant: For your bravery, courage and skill in your command's engagement with the rogue Klingon ship of war Amar, in defeating an enemy of superior firepower and defensive strength while repelling boarders, and in storming and seizing the said Amar by force of arms, I am charged by His Excellency Krojaar epetai-Korgoth, Chancellor of the High Council of the Klingon Empire, and by the Lord Admiral Lo'kang, son of Morg, Supreme Commander of the Klingon Defense Forces, to present you with the Targ's Claw First Class with Blood Crescent for Valor." Utena stood there and blinked at the Klingon ambassador in open astonishment as he ceremoniously hung the medal - a nasty-looking bronze talon encompassing in its curvature a crescent enameled in deep lavender - around her neck on a black satin ribbon. "qeylIS the Unforgettable smiles on your prowess and your achievements, Captain," declared Zargh, who then came to attention and saluted her again. "Kai the vestai-Tenjou!" Utena lifted the heavy medal and regarded it for a moment. "Wow," she said. "Thanks. Never won a -medal- before... " Gryphon grinned and saluted her. "Congratulations, Captain." Then, dropping the pose, he told her, "Now, unless I miss my guess, there's one last ordeal you have to pass through before you can really call this whole mess over with." Utena rolled her eyes. "God, -now- what?" Gryphon's grin remained, tinged with a sympathetic overtone, as he reached for the activator for the docking bay door. "Now, my dear Captain," he said, "it's time to meet the press." And indeed, as the door hissed and rolled back, a small crowd of reporters and photographers awaited on the other side. "Captain Tenjou - " "Look this way, please - lovely - " "Jack Dixon, New Avalon Cornet-Scientifer - " "I'm with Sphere Magazine - " "Just one more - " "Have you an official statement - " "Just a few words - " " - the Klingon situation - " " - your untried crew - " " - must be very proud - " " - Avalon This Afternoon - " Gryphon let that go on for a few moments, then smiled and waved a hand. "OK, OK, you guys, c'mon. It's all in the statement the Press Office released." "Sure," said Jack Dixon from the Cornet-Scientifer (New Avalon's most popular paper, a 'serious tabloid' with good sports writers and a format that was easy to read on the train). "We just want to get a few words from the girl of the hour herself. Y'know? Captain, how does it feel to have proven the doomsayers wrong in such a spectacular fashion?" Utena grinned a little sheepishly. "Pretty good, but I wouldn't be complaining if we'd had an uneventful week, either." "Althea Gale, Avalon This Afternoon. Fleet Captain Hutchins, how does this incident affect the rest of the Valiant's mission? I mean, you've proven your point about the ships and their capabilities. Is it really necessary to send Captain Tenjou and the other children back into harm's way for the rest of the summer?" Utena scowled. "Excuse me, I'm right here," she said testily, pulling the reporter's attention away from Gryphon. "Look, I can't speak for Command," she went on. "If they want to cancel the rest of the mission, that's their call - but they'd damn well better have a more compelling reason than 'it's too dangerous for your pretty little head' if they want me to give up these bars without a fight," she added, angling a thumb at the rank pin on her dress tunic's shoulder strap. "Do you understand what I'm saying?" Jack Dixon hooted with satisfaction. "I guess she put -you- in your place, Althea," he said, drawing a glare from the TV reporter. "The general operation plan for Valiant remains unchanged," Gryphon said, catching Utena's eye with a sly little grin for a moment. "Obviously, some rearrangement will have to be done to accommodate the repair time, but the basic plan is still the same. A revised itinerary will be available when the band's manager finishes making the required adjustments." "And you'll be staying with the same crew?" Gale persisted. "Do I look like I want a punch in the mouth?" Gryphon replied, to roars of laughter from Jack Dixon and several of the other print reporters. "Strange way to run a space force," Gale retorted. "That's the idea," said Gryphon placidly. "We're trying out some new ways of doing things. So far I'd say they seem to be working out pretty well." He became more serious and went on, "Now, we've discussed this topic as much as we're going to. I'm not going to hear any more about replacing the Valiant's crew. They're not draftees and I think they've proved amply that they know what they're doing. The subject is no longer open for discussion. Does anybody have anything -else- they want to talk about? Captain Tenjou and I have to get to New Avalon - we still have business at HQ." "Tz'kmil O'Connor, Avalon Tribune," said the Andorian-looking girl in the eye-bending tweed checked suit. "Assuming the tour works out pretty much the same as before, what stop are you most looking forward to, Captain?" Utena grinned. "Can't you guess?" she replied. "Earth!" When the reporters finally let her go, Utena exchanged cordial (for Klingonese) goodbyes with Ambassador Thalekh, told Gryphon she'd see him at HQ, then climbed aboard the Swordfish II (thoughtfully offloaded from Valiant's tiny shuttlebay by Zefram Cochrane before the ship went into dock) and flew from Zeta Cygni II out to the sphere surface and the Avalon pseudocontinent. She was tempted to detour by the old asteroid field and do a spot of gunnery practice, but Gryphon would beat her back to HQ - he was using the transporter relay network to get back - and she didn't want to keep him waiting longer than necessary. For that matter, she was getting hungry, and so she wanted to get whatever remaining business they had taken care of and get something to eat as soon as possible. She landed the red racer in the IPO dock at the two hundred seventieth floor of the Entire State Building, rode the express elevator down to street level, and crossed Gibson Square to the IPO's old-fashioned headquarters building, a forty-story red-brick tower that looked positively miniscule amid the megatowers of downtown New Avalon. Gryphon was waiting in his office up on the thirty-ninth floor; as she entered, he grinned and waved to the comfortable chair facing his desk. "One last little thing and then you can go," he said, and tossed a sheet of paper casually across his desk. Utena picked it up and examined it. REPUBLIC OF ZETA CYGNI DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE INTERNATIONAL NAVAL PRIZE COURT Klingon privateer vessel Amar Captured by: International Police Organization IPS Valiant Tenjou, Utena CPT cmdg Date of capture: June 7, 2406 Place of capture: Savruat system, Lucas sector Ruling of droits: The prize, a privately owned ship of the House of Klavaar, was taken after initiating unprovoked action against the capturing vessel. It is the decision of the court that the Amar was acting as a pirate vessel and is, therefore, a proper prize and Droit of War under the Interplanetary Prize Treaty of Standard Year 1851. Ruling of value: Despite battle damage, the court finds that the vessel can be restored to full working order with the replacement of one warp nacelle and various minor repairs. Court therefore values prize at cost of construction of vessel, less depreciation for age, less cost of repairs by purchasing agency. Cost of construction, D-7K cruiser Cr50,000,000 (Depreciation) (30,000,000) (Estimated cost of repairs) (5,000,000) Prize money awarded 15,000,000 Share for fleet/government (IPO) 7,500,000 Share for flag officer cmdg (FCPT Benjamin Hutchins, CINC IPO) 0 (declined) Share for captain cmdg (CPT Utena Tenjou, IPS Valiant) 3,500,000 Shares for officers, commissioned and 1,875,000 warranted Chief Warrant Officer Corwin Ravenhair, 208,333 chief engineer Commander Zefram Cochrane, 208,333 propulsion engineer Sub-Commander Klaang tai-Kalaan, 208,333 science officer Phlox, chief medical officer 208,333 Lieutenant Gudrun Truemace, 208,333 security officer Vice Admiral Edward Wong Hau 208,333 Pepelu Tivrusky IV, sysadmin Rear Admiral Ein, sysadmin 208,333 Janice Barlow, IPO-CID liaison 208,333 Imra Ardeen, IPO-PB AEGIS liaison 208,333 Shares for crewmen, enlisted and 1,875,000 volunteer Kaitlyn Hutchins 104,116 Juri Arisugawa 104,116 Sergei 104,116 B'Elanna Torres 104,116 Wakaba Shinohara 104,116 Sumire Shinguuji 104,116 Miki Kaoru 104,116 Kozue Kaoru 104,116 Kyouichi Saionji 104,116 Elizabeth R'tas Shustal 104,116 Azalynn dv'Ir Natashkan 104,116 Anthy Tenjou 104,116 Mia Ausa 104,116 The Hon. J. Maurice MacEchearn IV 104,116 R. Dorothy Wayneright 104,116 Carl Witwicky 104,116 T'Barr 104,116 Keryl Dekken 104,116 Utena read it, then read it again, then read it again. Then she looked over the top of it at Gryphon, who beamed at her. "You'd forgotten about that part, hadn't you?" he said. "Is this for -real-?" "You bet." Utena looked at the paper again and blinked. "THREE AND A HALF MILLION CREDITS?!" "Normally that'd be the admiral's share," Gryphon replied with a smile, "but I don't need another boat." Utena read the paper one more time, then whistled. "Do the others know yet?" "Nope. I figured you'd want to tell them yourself. Well, I think Zed and Klaang know - they've been in this game for a while now, they know the prize regs. The others, though... " Gryphon flipped a hand. "It's not every day you get to announce a windfall." "No kidding." She chuckled. "Who wrote up this crew listing? I notice Sergei gets a share of his own." "Hey, he helped repel the boarders," said Gryphon. "Anyway, I'm pretty sure the actual paperwork was submitted by Ed Tivrusky, which is why she and Ein are on there as officers." Utena scanned the list once more and laughed. "Well, they deserve it," she said. "Without them we'd have had a hell of a fight taking the Amar, if we could even have done it. With their help, the takeover was practically bloodless." Gryphon nodded; then he took his feet off his desk and leaned forward in his chair, his face becoming more serious and personal. "Listen - I don't think I said this before, in the middle of all the official stuff, but I want you to know, for whatever it's worth, that I am -damn- proud of you and the others. I knew, and so did you, that you might end up in a fight sometime over the course of the summer, but I had no idea it'd be like that - so early in the mission, so far from help, against such a powerful enemy. And you handled it without killing any more of them than you absolutely had to. That's just the way the IPO's supposed to do things." Utena smiled. "We aim to please, Chief," she said, standing. "But I wasn't lying when I told the guy from the Scientifer I wouldn't complain if the rest of the summer was quiet," she added with a wry grin. "We'll see what we can do," Gryphon replied. He got up as well, came around his desk, and stuck out his hand. "Damn well done, Captain Tenjou." She took the hand, and then, because she felt like it and it was that kind of day, looped an arm around him and kissed him on the cheek. "Thanks," she said. "Was that insubordinate?" "I think I can overlook a few minor breaches of discipline," Gryphon replied with mock stuffiness. "For the good of the service, you know." Utena nodded. "Well, good." Turning to go, she paused at the doorway to look back with a grin and say, "See you later, Dad!" before trotting off through the outer office and away. Gryphon stood in the middle of his office giving the inside of his door a perplexed look for a moment. "... 'Dad'?" he mused aloud. "Congratulations," said Ruri's bored-sounding voice on his desk intercom. "Teenage girls are now adopting you as a surrogate father figure. Will you let your hair go a bit grey now?" "Secure it, Ruri," grumbled the IPO chief as he returned to his desk. "And type something, will you? We're paying for this stuff." Elsewhere in New Avalon, the rest of the ship's company, save for the engineers, were getting settled in. The timeframe for the repairs meant that they had four days in New Avalon without a lot to do. Well, most of them didn't have a lot to do. Juri Arisugawa had all but taken over Kate's father's office at the family home in Crescent Heights, using its extensive communications systems to rearrange the Art of Noise's now badly disarrayed tour. She undertook this herculean task without complaint or, in fact, any indication that she was in any way discommoded by it - but she did say unequivocally that, while she was occupied with it, she was not to be disturbed. The others were wandering around New Avalon sightseeing, or lounging about their rooms at the Imperial Hotel Monolith. Those who hadn't seen New Avalon before, or had only visited it briefly around New Year's, took the opportunity to get to know it in early summer. It couldn't really be said that there was a -bad- time to visit New Avalon, but early June was held by many people to be one of the best - sunny and bright but without the heat that could occasionally get a bit much in late July and August, with cool, crisp nights that were perfect for walking around and taking in the city in all its light-cloaked glory of an evening. During this impromptu vacation-within-a-vacation, New Avalon made several new friends. One in particular was Kozue Kaoru, who had never seen anything like the City in the Sphere before in her life. There were cities in Cephiro, of course; some of them were great cities, two boasting more than a million residents. One of those - Zantoku, the capital of the great industrial nation of Autozam - was a teeming, bustling, automated metropolis, full of factories and powerplants that supplied much of Cephiro with electricity. Zantoku was the place Kozue, who had been there once as a little girl, always used as her mental touchstone in comparing places in Midgard to her personal experience. New Avalon blew Zantoku clean off the map - not only because it was -huge-, not only because its buildings reached up until it seemed they must crack the very sky itself, not only because its skies were filled with airships and small craft heading this way and that on mysterious errands and spangling the golden-black nightglow with scarlet, but also because it was -clean-. Zantoku, and indeed all of Autozam, was a dirty place by Cephirean standards, especially the standards of someone from one of the relatively rural countries like Nihonia. The steam-powered technologies that made its trains run and its factories work burned coal, and coal, in Kozue's experience, meant soot. Nothing in Autozam was ever really clean. New Avalon was like everything cool about Zantoku amplified and cleaned up. It glittered, it soared, it towered, and it captured Kozue Kaoru's imagination like nothing else she'd encountered on land in Midgard had. She'd taken to spaceflight with an affinity that she wouldn't have thought possible six months before (and which had rather surprised her brother), but New Avalon was the first -place- in Midgard to really make her feel that this was a place where she wanted to be. As she settled into her room at the Monolith, she found herself going again and again to the window to look out and marvel at the place in which she found herself. She wondered, as she tore herself away from the spectacular view to unpack her toilet bag, if she could prevail on Corwin to show her around a bit before they had to leave, or if he would be too busy seeing to the ship. Indeed, as Valiant's nominal chief engineer, Corwin found his own responsibilities keeping him at the shipyard for about as long as Utena's kept her in the front office. There'd be no worries about missing the rest of the crew's time in New Avalon, though, since Cochrane had told him in no uncertain terms to stay the hell out from underfoot during the repairs, an instruction that suited Corwin just fine. He Gated from the shipyard complex to Headquarters and met Utena in the lobby when she at last came down from the thirty-ninth floor. "Hungry?" he inquired. "Starving," she replied. "Ideas?" "Well, we're in downtown New Avalon," he said with a wry grin. "I think we can probably find -something- to eat." He looked around her as if expecting to see someone else come out of the elevator, then asked, "Where's Anthy?" "She went with Kate and Juri up to your dad's place in the Heights," Utena replied, then grinned and added, "It's Friday, after all." Corwin blinked. "Huh. So it is. I'd -completely- lost track of what day it is." "Oh, so had I," Utena agreed as they went through the revolving door of IPO Headquarters' Art Deco lobby and out onto the sidewalk of Allard Boulevard. "I only remembered because Professor Cochrane reminded me. Hey, I know - let's try that Kumbari barbecue place Hikaru was telling you about last week." "Sure, that sounds good - if I can remember where it is... " "You could call Hikaru and ask." "I could, that's true. Except I'd have to get past her brothers. I really feel for the first guy who decides to ask her out... " Late lunch at the Star of Kumbaria went well; they were just finishing when Corwin's mobile phone peeped. Keying it on, he answered, "Hello. ... Oh, really? That's cool. No, we're just finishing lunch. Or dinner. Or whatever this is. Anyway, we can be there in... hmm... ten minutes, if the trains cooperate. Uh-huh. OK. You told the others? Great. OK. See you there. Bye." "Who was that?" Utena asked as he put the phone away. "Dad," Corwin replied. "Aeka just called from the hospital. Achika looks like she's starting to come around." "Oh! Great! Uh, waiter - check, please?" There was a large group in the waiting area of the Boyce Memorial Medical Center's Critical Care Unit when the two of them emerged from the elevator. Achika Shannon had a lot of friends, and most of them had been closer to the hospital than the north end (naturally) of Salutown. Hearing the elevator ding, many of them turned to look; upon seeing who was emerging, most turned back, but a couple didn't. One in particular took special notice of the arrivals; a pretty girl about Corwin's age with short black hair, dressed in black cargo pants and a green tank top bearing the logo of the New Avalon Fire Department, stared intently at them for several seconds, the expression on her face entirely unreadable. Then, without warning, she suddenly launched herself forward, crossing the thirty feet or so from the waiting room to the elevators in a single improbable bound. "You SON of a BITCH!" she declared, then belted Corwin square in the mouth with enough force to send him crashing noisily back against the just-closed elevator doors. "HEY!" said Utena and about a dozen other people in involuntary unison. The black-haired girl looked like she was more than willing to charge in with another attack, but before she could, there were two others - one redhead and one blonde - in front of her, one holding back each arm. "Buttercup, what the HELL are you doing?!" the redhead demanded. "You can't hit people in a hospital!" "You ESPECIALLY can't hit CORWIN in a hospital!" squeaked the blonde in one of those glass-cutting voices Utena had always thought people only had in the movies. "Lemme go!" snarled Buttercup, straining against the others' hampering hands. "He deserves it and WORSE! This is all his fault! Dammit, lemme GO!" A thoroughly displeased-looking woman in a white lab coat strode over and scowled at the lot of them - Utena included, which she felt was patently unfair, since she wasn't doing anything but standing here wondering what the hell was going on. "I'm going to have to ask you to leave," said the doctor in an angry whisper. "We simply can't have this kind of behavior in the hospital. Really, I'd have thought you would know better." Buttercup glared at her as if to ask if she wanted some too, then subsided, her furious glare disintegrating into an ashamed look. "I'm sorry, Doctor," she said, looking at the floor. "I just... I won't do it again. I promise. I'm sorry." The doctor - "ROSE ABERNATHY MD FFCS", according to her nametag - put her hands on her hips and continued scowling at Buttercup for a moment, then relented. "Well, all right, you can stay," she said in a slightly softer tone. "But one more outburst and you're off the ward." She turned to Corwin. "Are you all right, young man?" "Uh... fine, thanks," said Corwin as he rose to his feet, dabbing gingerly at the corner of his mouth with a knuckle. "Remember what I told you," said Dr. Abernathy harshly, sweeping her gaze over the group (and unfairly including Utena again); then she turned and strode off down the hall. "What the hell did -I- do?" wondered Corwin when she was gone. Buttercup glared at him and said, "I can't talk about it right now. I'll just get mad again and we'll all get thrown out. Come on, Achika needs her friends." Contrary to the standard expectation in such cases, Achika Shannon did not wake up with a headache. In fact, upon regaining consciousness, she felt perfectly fine. She might as well have been waking up from a nap, except that instead of being on the couch at home, she was on a rather uncomfortably starched bed in a white room crowded with people. Most of them she recognized; she didn't know the Tenctonese gentleman who stood at the end of the bed frowning at a clipboard, but it was pretty obvious who he had to be if you thought about it for a minute. Aside from that, most of the faces surrounding her were familiar. There was, of course, her twin brother Tenchi, fretful as usual; Hiroshi Morisato, studious and distracted, looking as if he wished he could be anywhere else; her parents, standing hand in hand and trying to decide whether they should look happy or worried; the three Utonium sisters, Blossom looking pleased, Bubbles shifting nervously from foot to foot, Buttercup disgruntled about something (big surprise); Corwin, peculiarly bruised and disheveled; Utena Tenjou, who seemed uncertain whether she should be there; Kei Morgan, who seemed uncertain whether the -others- should be there. Fuu Hououji was there, and Hikaru Shidou; Nall and his girlfriend Umi from Fontainebleu Academy, and the Mui twins, Chip and Reiyna. Achika noted abstractly that Chip didn't have his camera with him, and decided Reiyna must have threatened him with dismemberment if he brought it. Over in the corner, staying out of the way, were the Morgan twins, Priss and Guy, and Sylvie Daniels. Eiko Rose hovered near them, not wringing her hands now but looking as though she'd been doing quite a bit of it. Quite a crowd, anyway, for such a small room - but amid all those faces, there was one very distinctly missing. Slowly, Achika blinked, then looked around the room again, carefully checking to make sure she hadn't overlooked him - but no, he wasn't there at all. "What... what happened?" she asked. "Where's Len?" Unfortunately, in the uncomfortable silence that ensued, the first person who replied was Bubbles Utonium, who produced the following in a single unbroken torrent of chirpy blondeness: "Weeeeeeeeeell, first you and Len had an accident in the dojo and they took you to the hospital but I guess you knew that 'cause you were there for the accident and you're in the hospital now so obviously they took you to the hospital after the accident right? And you were really really sick but the doctors fixed you up and now you're gonna be A-OK! But Len felt really bad about what happened and that's understandable I mean I feel bad when I have an accident like the time I broke the Professor's favorite mug and I tried to glue it together and the Professor made coffee and the glue hadn't dried and his lip got stuck to the cup and I felt really really bad about that. "So Len got all sad and gloomy and he ran away from home which is stupid because he didn't do anything wrong, it was an accident, I mean if I ran away from home every time I had an accident I wouldn't be here would I? But it's okay because Len met this weird old guy at the spaceport but he must be nice 'cause he's helping this guy Stanley find his cup that's been lost for four hundred years. "And now they're gonna go off until Len gets happy again which shouldn't take long I mean I never stay gloomy for very long and neither does Blossom but Buttercup stays gloomy all the time but that's okay because the Professor says the world would be a boring place if everyone was the same. I never understood that I mean Vulcan is a really boring place and everyone isn't the same there I mean they try and all but no matter how much they frown and squint they all look just a little bit different so it shouldn't be as boring there as it is at least I don't think so." At last Bubbles paused, a thoughtful look on her face. "Where was I?" she asked. Buttercup opened her mouth to interject, but Bubbles brightened as she picked up the thread (at least in her own mind) and concluded triumphantly, "Oh yeah! So you're gonna be OK and Len will be too once he stops being stupid and finds Stanley's cup and he'll be home soon so we can all tell him how silly he is for running away. The end!" There was a long, awkward silence, in which everyone in the room stared at Bubbles in blank, unspeaking horror - except Buttercup, who stood with her face in her hand (the little black storm cloud almost visible over her head) and Dr. Stone, who checked Achika's pulse with brisk, sublime unconcern for outside distractions. "Um... " said Achika slowly with an I-don't-think-I-like-this look on her face, "... would someone like to translate that, please?" For a moment, nobody spoke - everybody just stood around looking uncomfortably at each other while dread and annoyance fought for primacy on Achika's face - until finally Buttercup struck Corwin in the middle of the back with her open hand, sending him stumbling a couple of steps forward to collide with the footboard of Achika's hospital bed. Thus elected, Corwin did the translation; and it must be said that, having been elected, he didn't shrink from the unpleasant duty. He didn't equivocate, he didn't dress it up, and he didn't flinch from the hard parts. Like telling her that Len wouldn't be back from his little sabbatical for years, and if his luck didn't hold, might not come back at all. Achika took it all in without interrupting, without commenting, without even seeming to react much. Her face was curiously expressionless as Corwin finished his explanation. Actually, he didn't finish so much as run out of things to say; his voice trailed off into another uncomfortable silence as he stood, hand behind his head, next to her bed and gave her a look that combined great sympathy with a complete absence of any more words. Achika looked down at the corrugated surface of the hospital-green blanket that covered her lap and legs for a moment, then looked up at all her friends and loved ones who had gathered to support her in this difficult moment. She felt grateful for the gesture - even from Hiroshi, because she knew him well enough to know that his obvious desire to be anywhere else was born of an utter lack of conviction that his presence was helpful to her in any way, not because he felt he had better things to be doing. But as it happened, she agreed with him on that point. "I think," she said quietly, her voice deceptively calm, "I'd like you all to leave now." "Well, that's the old Royal Jyuraian gratitude for you," grumbled Buttercup Utonium as she and her sisters walked away from the medical center on Boyce Boulevard. "Buttercup!" chided Blossom. "After all she's been through - " "Yeah, yeah, I know," said Buttercup, holding up a conciliatory hand. "I'm just griping, don't mind me." "I don't think she liked my explanation," said Bubbles disconsolately. "Don't worry, Bubbles, it wasn't that she didn't like it," Buttercup told her. "It's just that she couldn't understand it. That happens a lot when you try to explain things. You'd think you'd get used to it." "I was only trying to help!" Bubbles squeaked. "You know - get her to look on the bright side, show her that it isn't so bad... " "Yeah, which is -fine-, Bubbles," Buttercup interrupted impatiently, "except that it -is- so bad. Y'know?" "Buttercup, stop it," said Blossom crossly. Buttercup sighed. "What-EVER, jeez." She noticed the deepening sad frown on her blonde sister's face and sighed again, with less impatience and more concern this time. "OK, OK, c'mon, don't cry. Let's get some ice cream." "... OK," said Bubbles slowly. Then she looked puzzled and said, "Anyway, why'd you hit Corwin?" "I don't wanna talk about it," Buttercup grumbled. "Oh. OK." That was one nice thing about Bubbles - she dropped things quite readily when asked to. Buttercup supposed it was a side effect of being so scatterbrained to begin with. The next day being a Saturday, most people would have expected it to be quieter. In fact, it was quite busy, with several things happening at once. Foremost among these for many was the fact that Achika was released from the hospital. With her regenerative coma complete, there was no reason to keep her there; all the healing she had to do was done before she regained consciousness. If anything were going to go wrong with the process, it would have gone wrong during the coma itself; now that it was over, there was nothing more to see. There was only one potential complication of an induced regenerative aging freeze: the possibility of Edgerton's Syndrome. Occurring in born Detians (as opposed to those made Detian in adulthood by the Omega-2 retroviral treatment) whose RAF occurs spontaneously prematurely thanks to a life-threatening injury, Edgerton's manifests as an absence of the normal Detian ability to age willingly from the point of aging freeze, and backward to it if so desired later. The Edgerton's victim is stuck at whatever physical age at which they underwent premature freeze - which, depending on the timing, could be quite unfortunate. In Achika's case, this had been avoided; her aging freeze had been induced deliberately, and by the best Detianism specialists in the field. It had been carefully controlled and had come off perfectly. She would continue to grow to adulthood as if nothing had ever happened. Physically, she was unharmed - unchanged, except for her now-active regenerative abilities and enhanced powers of biocontrol. Mentally and emotionally, though, that was another matter. Upon emerging from the hospital, she went around seeking out all the friends and well-wishers she'd chased away from her bedside and apologizing for doing so. She still didn't want to be crowded - she felt that she had to work through the initial stages on her own - but she wanted to make certain she hadn't alienated anyone with her brusque request for space. She knew that a time would come soon when she would need her support network, and she wanted to make certain it would be there when that time came. Her friends, many of whom had been so since birth, understood that - well, except for Bubbles, but she had accepted the whole situation with such equanimity anyway that it didn't matter if the details escaped her. So, instead of worrying about it, Bubbles gathered her sisters and badgered them into going down the street to see what was going on at 105 Morgan. Kozue Kaoru slid the mask over her head, mirroring her brother Miki's motions, and picked up her foil. The twins saluted each other across the open space of the Hutchins-Morgan family dojo; then Juri Arisugawa snapped from the sidelines, "Begin!" The twins lunged together, clashed, drew back, and whipped their foils toward each other in an eerily similar fashion. For a good minute, they surged back and forther across the floor, the only noise the rattle of foil on foil, their heavy breathing, and the squeak of their shoes against the floor as they danced. "Wow, look at them go," a soft voice murmured at Juri's elbow. She glanced down to see that Corwin, accompanied by three girls in pink, green and blue that she didn't know, had just entered. Juri looked back at the twins. With their faces obscured by the fencing masks, their similar build and almost identical fencing styles, the only immediate difference between the two of them was their clothing - Miki in his white Ohtori Academy councilor's jacket with blue trousers, Kozue in the new Tenjou double-breasted black with white pants. A closer look at them would reveal that the one in black was not quite of identical configuration any longer - but at first glance the cut of the jacket kept it from being obvious. Then, with a lightning-fast riposte and thrust and a terrific sound of cloth tearing, Kozue staggered back, hand to her chest. Miki flipped his helmet off and grinned at her. After a moment's recovery, she flipped the mask off her head, dumped it on the floor, and demanded of her brother, "How the hell do you fight in this thing anyway?" For illustration she held up her right sleeve, which, having torn free at the shoulder, had slid down around her wrist and the grip of her foil. Ten minutes later, with the twins washed and their hair combed (though it seemed little could be done for Kozue's sleeve), Corwin introduced his friends to each other over tea and cookies. Kozue, who hadn't seen him since the day before at the spacedock, wondered where he'd come by the slowly purpling bruise on his jaw. The girl with the red hair who had been quietly impressed by Miki and Kozue's duel was Blossom Utonium. Her sisters were Bubbles and Buttercup. Upon introduction to Kozue, Buttercup looked her up and down and said, "Well -you- sure look like a refugee from a band camp," in a slightly raspy, sardonic tone. Kozue raked the black-haired girl in the green FDNA tank top and black trousers up and down with her eyes, and then shrugged. "You're not exactly dressed to Revolutionize the World yourself," she said, matching Buttercup's sardonic smile with one of her own. Miki choked on his tea; Corwin nearly snarfed his cookie. "How long are you guys going to be in dock, Corwin?" Blossom asked, jumping into the conversation to head off the sniping war before it could really get going. "At least 'til Wednesday. I assume we'll be leaving as soon as the ship's ready to go, but that's up to the captain... " "Don't you -dare- go running off without us again," Buttercup growled. "Yeah, you didn't share -any- of the fun," Bubbles pouted. Corwin raised an eyebrow. "You guys have a weird definition of fun, but I knew that already." "You want another punch in the mouth?" Buttercup raised her fist slightly. Corwin winced with slight comical exaggeration. Kozue blinked. "What did he deserve the first one for?" she asked. "He's been ditching us -every- weekend for the past two years." Blossom blinked at her sister, while Bubbles just looked bewildered. "And as if that wasn't enough, then he took off for the whole last term of the school year AND didn't bother coming home for the summer! If he'd been around, looking out for Len the way he -should've- been," Buttercup continued, "then Len wouldn't've gone pelting off to the Rim like some stupid-idiot BOY." "Uh-huh," Kozue said, leaning back in her chair. She sensed an opportunity to poke a bit of fun at her black-haired friend, who was staring at Buttercup as if she'd grown a second head. "And if Corwin'd been around, he could've stopped Len exactly -how-?" "They live - excuse me," Buttercup sneered, "-lived- in the same house. Nobody else was home, but if Corwin hadn't been off having wild adventures, he wouldn't've put ideas in Len's head." Corwin began spluttering, and Kozue laughed outright. "Uh-huh. Well, if my past experience is any kind of judge," (she shot Miki a look that made him grin,) "Corwin's being there would've made about as much difference as a sack of wet concrete. Maybe less." "Yeah, c'mon, give him a break, Buttercup," Blossom pointed out. "He's an inventor, just like the Professor - you know he'd've been down in the basement working on something and paying -no- attention to Len anyway." "Uh-huh, uh-huh!" Bubbles chirped in. "And anyway, you never listen to us when you're mad, so why should Len listen to Corwin when -he's- mad?" Buttercup looked sullen, and went back to sulking, so Kozue shrugged and looked down at her ripped sleeve, and then at the two boys. "Well, if Corwin's persona-non-grata right now, maybe you girls could tell me where a stranger from another world could get a change of clothes?" Blossom's eyes gleamed, and Bubbles bounced up in her chair. "Shopping - ooh, we haven't been -really- shopping in ages." "(Not since last week,)" Buttercup grumbled under her breath, though when she glanced up, she had an interested look in her eyes too. "Well, I think we definitely can help you there," Blossom put in. "I mean, we're supposed to protect the citizens, right? And if we let you go into the Mall on your own, you might end up eating at the food court." All three girls shuddered in unison, and even Corwin looked a bit green at the thought. "So where do you suggest?" Kozue inquired. "The Cheesecake Factory!" chorused all three of them, and then they all dissolved into giggles. Miki eyed his sister a little warily, though he was smiling. "Don't you dare think you can drag me along on this," he said firmly. "I don't need any new clothes." "Nah, you'd spoil the fun anyway," Kozue agreed. "Boys are no good at shopping." She gave Corwin a wink, and he gave her a grateful smile before beating a strategic retreat alongside Miki. "Coward," Buttercup grumbled. "You'd only make him carry the packages," Blossom pointed out, "and he'd spend the whole time looking long-suffering." "Definitely not fun," Kozue agreed. "OK, let me swipe one of Corwin's T-shirts and we can get down to business." Early Saturday evening found Achika in the meditation hall behind her family's home, putting it to its eponymous use. She sat in seiza, hands folded on her knees, trying to clear her mind of all the extraneous thoughts and feelings and get down to what she was really experiencing. That was a difficult proposition, since the extraneous feelings were so intense, the extraneous thoughts so -loud-. More than anything, what she wanted to do was get up, go pack her things, go find Leonard, and give him a good, solid wallop - like the one she'd been told Buttercup had given Corwin in the corridor outside her hospital room. (She'd been building up to that for a while, but it wasn't the best of places for it - but then, that was Buttercup all over: bad timing and no finesse.) The more she tried to push this idea away as impractical, the harder it pushed back into her consciousness. It wasn't so impractical, really. After all, wasn't Len doing it? If he could manage to vanish to the Rim, then surely Achika could find him. And what about school? she wondered, but the plan had an answer to that, too: It's early June. You'll find him before September, surely. You go and get Len back; Corwin's coming back to Koopman High; by the start of the next school year things will be back to normal. Back to the way they used to be... Achika's eyes opened, her face set in a look of firm determination. Now was the time to - Someone was sitting opposite her, tucked into a matching seiza, regarding her silently. Achika was trained in the physical and mental disciplines of the Jyuraian royal family's way of combat - she was very hard to sneak up on - but she hadn't the faintest notion that Kaitlyn Hutchins and Sergei had entered the meditation hall until she'd opened her eyes and seen the girl sitting there with the tiger lying next to her. To her credit, Achika didn't react outwardly to this shock, except that it wiped the look of determination off her face and replaced it with one of mild surprise. "Kaitlyn!" she exclaimed softly. "What are you doing here?" Kate gave her a sad, quiet look for a moment, then replied, "I c-c-came to ask you a d-difficult f-f-favor." Achika cocked an eyebrow at her visitor. "What's that?" "Don't g-g-go after him." The half-Jyuraian girl's eyes widened. "What?!" she replied, aghast. "-You- of all people tell me - " Kate held up a hand, palm outward. "S-slow down," she said softly. "Th-th-think. You sh-should know b-b-better than any of us w-what his ag-greement with Master G-Gajic means. W-would you interf-f-fere with th-that?" Achika skidded to a mental halt just looked back at Kate for a moment, reprocessing. Kaitlyn was right, of course. The Jyuraian way of battle owed ancestral debts to the weirding ways of the royalty of ancient Atlantis and the Jedi Knights of olden times. Even its name - Jei - harkened back to the days of the Old Empire. Achika -should- have known better than anyone else in her immediate circle what it meant to be selected as the student of a Jedi Knight. It was a great and wonderful thing, a thing of ancient honor and righteousness. It meant that Gajic had seen in Leonard the potential to touch the mystic energy field that pervaded the universe - which the Jyuraians also call the Jei, but which the Jedi, with their simpler ways, merely called "the Force" - and use it to bring light to the galaxy. And hadn't Achika always known there was something special about him? Kate watched all this play across Achika's face and smiled slightly. "I kn-know it's h-hard," she said. "I s-s-struggled with it m-myself. The imp-p-pulse to go and f-find him - even j-j-just to s-see him, n-not necess-s-sarily to b-bring him home - is almost t-too s-s-strong to b-bear." Achika nodded, looking down at her hands on her knees. In a curious reversal, -she- was the one who didn't trust herself to speak. "B-but... " Kaitlyn paused as if gathering her thoughts; her lower lip was trembling, which would make it even -harder- for her to say what she had to say next. But she had known Achika for the latter's entire life, and what she had to say needed to be said; so she took a deep breath, centered herself, concentrated, and said, slowly but clearly, "But if we love him, then we have to bear it." Achika looked up, inhaling sharply, the weight of Kaitlyn's words made that much greater by the effort the elder girl had expended to say them. For a moment they looked at each other in silence as everything else Kate would have said if she'd had the verbal bandwidth for it poured through Achika's mind anyway. Leonard is as safe as he's going to get where he is right now. If we rush after him, seek him out, invade his space, to satisfy our own selfish desire to see him, hold him, reassure ourselves that he's all right, yell at him, whatever - we'll be doing it for ourselves, not for him, and most likely at his expense. We'll be disrupting his training in a psionic discipline that depends far more on emotional tranquility and balance than either of our own. For that was the Achilles' heel of the Jedi tradition. Using the Force, the Jedi could do wondrous, almost -miraculous- things, but the price could be a dreadful one. Tapped by the Jedi techniques, the Force reacted to the darker emotions - anger, fear, enmity - as readily as, perhaps more readily than, to the lighter, more peaceful ones. The Jedi philosophy held that this was a property of the Force itself - that it had a bright and a dark side. The Dark Side was dreaded among followers of the Jedi way, spoken of almost as a living and malevolent thing, a vicious near-intelligence lurking forever in the background of a Jedi's mind, waiting for his conscious serenity to slip so that it could lunge in and take control. Personally, Achika thought that was a load of crap, a psychological limitation imposed upon the Jedi themselves by their misinterpretation of the Force. Both Katsujinkenryuu and the way of the Jei used the dark emotions as well as the light to fuel their warriors' powers, and their practitioners didn't seem to have any great tradition of becoming sadistic sociopaths addicted to sowing chaos and terror. True, the full fury of an aroused Jei master or Katsujinkenryuu samurai could be a chaotic and terrible thing, but the people on the receiving end generally deserved it. But there it was, anyway, and if Len was going to be studying the Jedi way, he would be subject to it. He would have to wrestle with his conscience and see if he came out standing in the light - and having his sister or his childhood sweetheart barge into his space, seething with a conflicted mixture of anger and love, wouldn't help him at all. It could, at particularly delicate junctures of his training, -destroy- him. Admittedly, it wasn't so likely that he was at that stage just yet - he'd only been out there for a few days - but the principle remained. If we love him, we can't call him back from the road he's started down, and we mustn't block his way, Achika thought. We have to let him go down it... and hope it brings him back. Let him go... Achika clenched her fists until her fingernails made her palms bleed, scarlet drops leaking out to stain the knees of her pale blue hakama. Then she opened her hands, turned them over, and watched the tiny wounds heal and disappear through a blurry veil of tears. She blinked them away and raised her eyes to Kaitlyn again. The elder girl nodded, her own eyes shining behind her round glasses. "I kn-know," she murmured. "B-but th-there's n-nothing else we c-c-c-can d-do. N-not... " She stopped again, looking down at her own hands, gathered herself up again, and said in a barely audible whisper, "Not if we love him." Achika nodded miserably. "And we do," she husked. "We do... " Kate took off her glasses, laid them carefully aside, then rose up on her knees and drew the younger girl into an embrace. The two cried on each other's shoulders for a while, then sat back, dried their tears with their sleeves, and sat in quiet for a few moments. Serge, sensing the moment, pushed his head under Achika's hand; she laughed weakly and obliged him with a good skritching. "W-we'll be g-g-going b-back on t-t-tour next W-Wednesday," said Kate quietly. "If y-you'd l-like to g-get away from here f-for a w-while... " Achika smiled. "I might take you up on that," she said. "But I don't want to decide tonight." Kate nodded. "T-take your t-t-time." She put her glasses back on, then rose to her feet. "Th-thanks for l-listening... " Achika got up as well, giving Serge one last scruffle, and replied, "No, thank you. It... well, I won't lie, it doesn't really make it any easier to take... but it makes it easier to bear taking, if you follow the distinction, to know that there's someone who understands." Again Kaitlyn nodded. "I im-magine," she said, "th-there are q-quite a f-f-few of us who do... " "Yeah," said Achika with a wry chuckle. "And I think I'll call a few of them up and see if they want to go out for comfort food. Interested?" "I am, b-b-but I've g-got other p-plans. Anyw-way, you sh-should p-probably be w-with your own c-crowd now... " "Mm, I suppose," replied Achika with something like her old mischievous grin. "We'll do better without old practically-college ladies chaperoning us." Kate slugged her gently on the shoulder as they left the dojo, laughing. Corwin lay on his bed in his room at 105 Morgan Lane, idly rubbing the sore spot on his jaw and wondering if he'd ever understand women. He wasn't really able to give the subject the attention it deserved, though, thanks to the noise coming from across the hall. He wasn't entirely sure, but it sounded like the twins and Sylvie were playing basketball over there. A moment after that thought crossed Corwin's mind, his door popped open, admitting a small, slim, redheaded form which promptly slammed the door behind it, then leaned back, pinning the door shut. From outside came a rather painful-sounding thump and some muffled curses, followed by what sounded like the lady of the house, Kei Morgan, laying down the law. Corwin sighed. Maybe I should get a place of my own, he thought. I can certainly afford it... Then he sat up, crossed his legs for stability, and regarded his younger half-brother, Gai Morgan, who still leaned against the door, panting. "Guy," he said, "not that you're not welcome anytime, you understand, but what the hell are you doing here?" Guy held up a hand, still panting for air; then he raked a hand through his long, thick orange hair and replied breathlessly, "Sorry. Had to... get away... for a minute. Priss... is in a mood. Upset about... Len. Taking it out... on me... as usual." Corwin sighed again, pushing his hands through his own jagged coal-black mop, and shook his head. "Guy... how old are you now?" "Almost 13," Guy replied, puzzled, his composure starting to return. "I'll be 13 in August. Don't you remember my birthday?" "It was a rhetorical question," Corwin replied patiently. "Work with me here. You're almost 13, and so is your sister." "Uh, we're twins?" "I -know-," said Corwin. "And Sylvie - " "Sylvie's the one who starts everything," said Guy irritably. He folded his arms and leaned back against the door again, this time casually instead of by way of barricading it. Corwin chuckled at the sight of him - that shoulders-back, one-foot-against-the-wall stance was one that Guy's mother used when she was annoyed about something - and nodded. "She's the youngest of your group. That's her job. Anyway, look - this is going to get worse before it gets better. Trust me, I know where I'm coming from here." "Oh, wonderful. Thanks, I feel so much better," said Guy. "Uh-huh, well, if you'd let me finish one of these times, maybe you'd be able to find out where I'm headed... " "Sorry." Guy looked genuinely contrite. Corwin chuckled again, lay back with his hands behind his head, and said, "I think it's time you asked your Mom and Dad for your own room." Guy blinked. "My own room?" he repeated. "Yeah. You know, a space you can call your own. A door you can lock when you want some peace. I know, I know," Corwin went on, raising an open hand before Guy could interject, "a lock won't keep them out if they're determined - but it's the -message- in a locked door. Priss and Sylv aren't -totally- insensitive. I think if you had your own room you'd be able to define a zone they'd respect. It'd take some getting used to, but... " He shrugged. "But... the only rooms we aren't using are up on the third floor. You know, down the hall from Kate's. They've all just got random stuff in them. I dunno... I mean, I'd like to have my own space, but to move all the way up -there-... " Corwin sat up again, giving his sibling a look. "Guy, we're not talking about moving to Tomodachi here, just up the stairs." Seeing the dubious expression unabated on Guy's face, he sighed. "OK, fine. You can have -this- room. You'll be right across the hall. How's that?" There were two other alternatives - making one of the unused upstairs rooms the guest room and giving Guy the present guest room, right next door, and giving Guy the room at the end of the hall that was now Sylvie's second room and making her move what stuff she didn't keep at her nominal home next door into Priss's room - but Corwin decided not to go into those; they might be too complicated to get past Guy's current state of consternation. Technically, Len's room was also available, but anyone who tried to change a thing in there would be drawn and quartered by Kei if Kaitlyn didn't get them first, so that wasn't even on the table. As it was, the redheaded boy looked confused for a moment, then said, "Uh... where would -you- sleep then? Upstairs?" "Actually, I've been thinking about moving out," Corwin replied. "I'm a man of the world, after all," he said with a sarcastic smile, "got my own way to make and all that. Dad and Kei are busy enough with -you- lot," he added, his smile becoming a wry grin. "They don't need me underfoot." "But with Kate not coming home this summer, and going off to college next year, and... and Len... " Guy made a gesture, unable to say the rest, then picked up after it, "It's just going to be me and Priss... and Sylv when she's around... " "Yeah, I know, but the age you guys are getting to? You'll be enough," said Corwin, still grinning. "Anyway... I dunno, it's just an idea I had. I can afford it, and it'll get me out from underfoot. I can still stop by, but... " He shrugged. "I don't really know how to explain it, I guess. It's just something I want to do." "Have you mentioned it to Mom and Dad yet? Or -your- mother?" "Not yet. Like I said, I've just been thinking about it. Hadn't really decided yet - but if you need your own space... " He grinned again, slightly conspiratorial, and said, "Besides, I know this room. I can trick out the door a little for you before I go, give you a little extra security from the she-wolves. 'Course, you might eventually decide you don't want to keep 'em out, but that's not -my- responsibility... " Guy's cheeks went a little red. "Corwin, c'mon, don't joke about that," he said. "I mean, Priss's my -sister-." "Yeah," said Corwin; then he got to his feet and added dryly, "Now don't you wish -she'd- realize that? Anyway, kid, that's the best I can offer you. I haven't got time to do it now, but first thing in the school year, I'll get this stuff out of here and you can have the room. OK?" Guy looked thoughtful for a second, then said, "Well... if you're sure you're going... OK. But... " "What?" "... Well... things are really bad right now, because of Len and everything... so... when you guys leave to go back on your tour... can you take me with you?" Corwin blinked. "Whoa, cowboy. You're gonna have to take that up with Dad and Kei. I don't think they'd be too happy about the idea of another one of their kids taking off, especially after Len." "Yeah, I know, but... I've just got to get away for a while. Before... before one of us does or says something that we'll really regret for a long time. You know?" Corwin didn't, first-hand - he doubted anybody could who didn't have a twin - but second-hand, he knew -exactly- what Guy was talking about. I wonder, he mused to himself, if Miki and Kozue would have hit this point eventually -anyway-, even without that whole mess with the piano. I wonder if it comes to all twins someday. Tenchi and Achika don't act as though anything like it's ever happened to them; neither do Chip and Reiyna... but who really knows apart from them? He smiled and ruffled Guy's hair. "OK, OK. I'll talk to Dad about it. He probably won't like it, but he might go for it anyway." Guy grinned. "Thanks, Corwin." "Don't thank me -yet-," Corwin replied, opening his door and looking around in the hallway. "OK, coast is clear. You probably want to make yourself scarce for a while. Go hang out with Aunt Eiko or something." He glanced at his watch. "I gotta get down to MacCready's. Big sorry-it-sucks-to-be-you dinner thing for Achika." Guy nodded. "Good idea. Uh... would you tell her I'm... you know, thinking of her?" Corwin smiled, nodding. "I'll do that. And I'll talk to Dad when I get back. We'll see if we can't get everything squared away. Oh - I suppose I should run it by the Cap'n, too - after all, she's supposed to be in charge and everything." They went down the stairs together, Guy's face clouding with fresh worry at this new wrinkle. "I hadn't thought of that. Should I have asked her instead? I would have, only... I don't know her very well, and she's... kind of scary." Corwin blinked. "Scary? Utena? Nah. She's a sweetheart as long as you don't get on her bad side, and -you- couldn't do -that- if you tried. She's a better judge of character than that." The young god clapped his half-brother on the shoulder and said, "Just be your usual painfully honest self and you won't have anything to worry about. Utena's big on honesty. Lay it all out for her straight and she'll back you up." "Mm. I... yeah, I'll do that. Is she here?" Corwin refrained from asking how he was supposed to know that, having been in his room half-asleep when Guy barged in a few minutes ago; instead he looked at the mat by the front door as he got his jean jacket out of the closet and said, "Well, her shoes are. Probably up in Kate's room or Dad's office helping rearrange the tour." Guy nodded. "OK... I'll talk to her." "I'll check in when I get back and see if I still have to run it by Dad," said Corwin as he tied his boots. "Knowing Utena, she'll want to get it all squared away with as fast as possible, and it'll be all taken care of by the time I get back. Anyway - I'll sleep at Mom's tonight, so you can try out my room, OK?" "OK. Thanks, Corwin." "Don't mention it. Oh - there is one favor you can do for me, if you want," said Corwin. "I imagine Anthy's up there too - will you tell her I'll be back tomorrow morning, in case she wants to do our usual Saturday thing a day late?" "Your usual... ?" said Guy, puzzled, but Corwin only grinned. "She'll understand," he replied, then opened the door. "If Priss and Sylv break in, try to take the fight outside so none of my models get broken, OK?" "OK," said Guy again. "Have a good time... " Corwin chuckled, not quite without bitterness, and replied sardonically, "If I can help it... " before closing the door behind him. Man, he thought to himself as he walked down Morgan Lane toward what passed for the business district in Crescent Heights. When did I become the wise big brother type? As expected, dinner at MacCready's Burgers and Chili down near Fritz Koopman Memorial was a rather strained affair. The Ragnarok Wave and friends, self-confessed prime clique of the Class of 2409, were all gathered in their usual corner booth - all but one - and in trying to guide the conversation around the absence of one of their number, the others only made the hole in their ranks more glaringly obvious. Buttercup Utonium was still a bit sullen, giving Corwin occasional dirty looks, but at least she didn't hit him again. Tenchi Shannon was torn between trying to be solicitous to his sister without crowding her. The others were all so occupied by dread of saying the wrong thing that they couldn't seem to say any of the right things. As so often happened at times like this, it was Chip Mui who gave the misfiring machine of their conversation the kick it needed to straighten up, or at least stop thrashing about quite so unsteadily. During one of the many awkward lulls in the table talk, after the flavored Cokes arrived but before the fries and burgers came, he said, "I think we should wish Len luck." The others all turned to stare at him, scandalized that he'd come right out and spoken the -name- of the Missing Man, dragged out into the open that which they had all been trying to conceal and dumped it unceremoniously on the table like a sack of mail. Either he didn't notice or he didn't care about the looks he got, because he went blithely on as if no one had reacted, "I mean, sure, he was an idiot to take off the way he did, but still - what he's doing now is a good and great thing. If he pulls it off, and I'm pretty sure he will, I might even be so bold as to say it's worth it. Until we do see him again, I think we ought to give him our best wherever he is." There was a distressed silence for a moment; then Corwin threw in his five cents and said, "Yeah. I'm with that." There were a couple more, somewhat more tentative, agreements; then Achika broke the silence she'd spent most of the evening in by lifting her glass and saying quietly, "You're right, Chip. It's a noble undertaking. He deserves our support." She raised her glass higher and said in a stronger voice, with something like her old cheerful strength in it, "Clear skies to Leonard and Master Gajic!" "Confusion to the French!" Corwin added, which caused Achika to give him a heartwarmingly old-times-like, smiling, weird look as they all tapped their glasses together in the center of the circular booth table and drank to Leonard's good fortune. "Besides," said Chip as Achika was still quaffing her vanilla Coke, "how are we supposed to scream at him if he never comes back?" Achika choked, an explosive laugh trying to get out at the same time that vanilla Coke was trying to get in; the result was a spectacular beverage explosion that had unfortunate consequences for Achika's brother Tenchi and poor, hapless Bubbles Utonium, the two nearest targets. "You - did that - on purpose!" Achika gasped out between body-convulsing laughs as Tenchi sputtered and Bubbles blinked in startled bemusement through the rivulets of caramel-colored foam making their way down her face. Buttercup slid down into the booth, laughing too hard to remain upright. Corwin, who had ducked to avoid the blast, remained down for similar reasons. Hiroshi Morisato took off his slightly spattered glasses, but was laughing too hard to polish them on his shirttail. Only Blossom Utonium, who alternated between giving Buttercup irritated looks and trying to clean Bubbles up with a stack of paper napkins, and Reiyna Mui, who was glaring with long-suffering irritation at her brother, remained straight-faced; the rest all broke up and stayed that way until the burgers came. When they all had calmed down and Chip had made not-terribly- convincing protestations of innocence, Reiyna sighed and said, "Well, Achika, I have a little something for you that might help offset my brother's sad excuse for a sense of humor." She reached into her jacket, rummaged around a little, and came out with a folded bundle which she handed across to the still-giggling Jyuraian princess. Achika unfurled it to discover that it was a knitted scarf in the scarlet and white colors of Koopman Memorial High, with nicely tasseled ends and more than enough length and width to keep a person's neck warm in grand style during the colder months. "It's lovely," said Achika. "It's a little warm for a scarf this time of year, though," mused Bubbles. "Unless you can fly," she added, brightening. "It gets pretty cold at high altitudes, even in summer! You'd be surprised what a difference twenty thousand feet makes in - " "Bubbles, Achika can't fly," said Buttercup wearily. "... Oh. Yeah. Well, I guess you'll have to wait until winter then." "Or," Chip suggested cheerily, "you can keep it handy to tie Len to something sturdy with the next time you see him." Reiyna gave him another one of those long-suffering looks, but with the original brittle mood shattered by his earlier quip, Achika now seemed in a mood to laugh at that. She thanked Reiyna for it again, then tucked it away in her own light jacket. The rest of the dinner was almost like old times - surprisingly nostalgic for Corwin, who was only beginning to realize how much he'd missed this crowd amid the mad scramble to get Cephiro's World-Engine built in the last spring term, and then the build-up to the Valiant's tour. Not that he'd miss the tour for the world - but it would be good to get back into the swing of his normal life again come September. It'd be weird without Len around, but... They went their separate ways after polishing off apple pie and ice cream, content with the knowledge that Achika's good humor had been as restored as they could make it without bringing Len back for her. Most of the youngsters returned to their homes, but Chip Mui, noting that it was Saturday and the evening was yet young, decided to head off to Crescent Heights' premiere entertainment center, the immortal (if puzzlingly named) Ten Minute Walk, to work off some aggressive tendencies. Lacking anything better to do, Reiyna went with him. As the Mui twins walked alone down the street, she asked her brother, "Chip... why didn't you want anyone to know that -you- made that scarf?" "Ah, well, y'know," said Chip offhandedly. "Who'd expect it? Dad's one of the meanest SOBs around when he gets riled. One of our godfathers is Duke Newcomb. Does anybody expect me to know a girly skill like knitting?" Reiyna rolled her eyes. "I see. You want to preserve your macho image. News flash, though: You don't have one." Chip laughed. "You've found me out," he said; then, becoming more serious, he added, "Besides - I wouldn't want to give the impression that I'm... you know, moving in on Achika. So I had you give it to her." Reiyna digested that, then nodded. "Well, when you put it that way... it was a pretty nice gesture." She smiled and put a hand on his shoulder. "Sometimes you surprise me." Chip grinned. "Does that mean I can have my camera back?" "Maybe after the arcade." "Aww... " Corwin returned to 105 Morgan to find the house relatively quiet and Anthy Tenjou sitting in the living room, reading a book. "Evening, Anthy," he said as he took off his jacket. "Anything going on?" Anthy marked her place and put her book down, then replied, "Utena is in conference with your father about the possibility of Guy joining the Valiant's crew; Juri is working on the tour; Kaitlyn is asleep. Are you tired?" The young god ran an internal diagnostic and replied, "No, not particularly. Why?" Anthy got up and smoothed the green sweater she was wearing (even in June, the nights in Avalon tend to be cool). "I'm feeling a bit restless," she replied. "I thought if you weren't headed straight to bed when you got home, you might like to take a walk with me." Corwin paused with his jacket half on a hanger, took it off again, and shrugged back into it, grinning. "Sure," he said. "Love to." Crescent Heights was so named because it was the district encompassing the crescent-shaped highland at the edge of the city, the last suburban area before the dwellings and streets gave way to the forested hills of the northern Avalon pseudocontinent. Behind the last of its streets, the loop of Morgan Lane, the woods were full of pathways and trails that led here and there and everywhere, perfect for losing oneself amid nature and forgetting one's proximity to one of the tallest, most bustling cities in the galaxy. Nothing dangerous lurked in these woods, at least nothing that people like Corwin and Anthy would find dangerous; and so they walked up into the woods, to a ridgeline clearing Corwin had found years ago. From here, at the highest point in the Heights (the highlands sloping away again behind them to the Oxbow River valley), they had a nice view of the neighborhood in the foreground - and a spectacular vista of downtown New Avalon for a backdrop. At this hour, almost eleven at night, the streets of the Heights were deserted and many of the houses dark. Most people were in bed, and the ones who weren't were mainly down in the city enjoying the downtown nightlife, not sitting at home with the lights on. In the skies above the city proper, the airship traffic was thinner than during the day, but it never stopped entirely. Corwin sat down on a large boulder, where he'd often sat to look at the city and think, and asked Anthy in a soft tone appropriate to the quiet scene below: "So - what do you think of Midgard so far?" Anthy smiled and seated herself beside him. "It's wondrous," she replied. "I've only been here a short time, and already it seems more like home than the Academy ever did. I love it." Corwin nodded. "Good. I'm glad." He put his hand behind his head and added a bit sheepishly, "Though as you've seen, it can get kind of... busy, sometimes... " Anthy patted his arm, still smiling, and told him in a pleasant tone, "If one more person apologizes to me for last week's adventure, I'm going to scream." Corwin chuckled. "Sorry. Not for that - " he added hastily, before she could make good on her threat, " - but for assuming it bothered you. You're so... peaceful... that it's easy for people to forget how tough you are. Hell, even Utena does it." Anthy nodded. "I know, and I'm used to it. It's even an advantage under certain circumstances... but it does sometimes get frustrating, being treated as if I'm made of glass. With you and Utena and the rest in it, my life will never be a boring one, and you may not believe this, but I truly -relish- that knowledge." She chuckled. "I guess what I'm trying to say, Corwin, is that I just want to be part of the crew - literally and metaphorically." That drew a laugh from the young man. "I don't think you need to worry about -that-," he said. "I already have a hard time believing that there was a time when I didn't know you." Anthy looked at him - in the golden nightglow of New Avalon he could just make out the look on her face, a surprised, thoughtful smile - in silence for a moment. Then she said quietly, "Thank you." Corwin grinned. "You're welcome. Besides, it's the truth." It was her turn to surprise him, then, by sliding across the rock until she was right next to him, taking his arm, and resting her head on his shoulder. He blinked, then smiled and relaxed, enjoying the undemanding closeness. They sat together and watched the lights of the city's aircraft move among the towers for a few quiet minutes. Then Corwin chuckled as he noticed the six-stories-high multifunction beacon atop the Entire State Building (not to be confused with the aircraft warning lamp on the communications mast) changing from white to a steady red. "What does it mean?" Anthy wondered. "The Knights just won their game tonight," he replied. "That doesn't happen too often. Calls for a celebration. Want to get some ice cream? I know a place down in Salutown that's open all night." Kaitlyn Hutchins was having a peculiar dream. It wasn't a bad one, particularly - just odd. In waking life, she couldn't think of a reason why she'd ever pilot a giant robot, but in the dream she was, and not doing too bad a job of it, either. She had just finished demolishing some sort of enormous insectoid thing when something shifted underneath her and she tumbled out of her sleeping mind's fantasy and back into the real world. The dream dissipated, the cockpit of the giant robot replaced by the dark, familiar comfort of her bedroom on Morgan Lane. She blinked into the darkness, making a soft, querulous noise - not the way a Katsujinkenryuu master was supposed to awaken, perhaps, but her instincts told her that she wasn't in any danger. "Sorry," a soft voice replied to her interrogatory sound. "I didn't mean to wake you." "nn... 's all right," she mumbled groggily. "juri?" "Who else?" the voice of her lover replied in a wry murmur. "might've been serge... " Juri chuckled. "OK, I'll grant that, but Serge is on the floor tonight. I nearly tripped over him." Kate blinked, shook her head, then reached to her bedside and turned on the lamp. That action got a slight but amusing startled reaction out of Lesser Mazinger, who had stationed himself next to the lamp; he took a half-step back and regarded the light with body language that obviously said, "Whoa! Where'd -that- come from?" That got a soft laugh out of his mistress; she looked at him (fuzzily) for a few moments, wondering why the sight of the little robot made her memory itch slightly, then shook her head and let it go. The light was on, but she still couldn't read the clock without her glasses on, so she asked in a more wakeful-sounding voice, "W-what t-t-time is it?" "Almost midnight. I just finished reworking the tour." "Oh g-good," said Kate; then she looked a little worried and asked, "How'd we d-do?" "Surprisingly well," Juri replied. The redhead looked satisfied with her day's hard labors as she arranged herself under the covers and went on, "First, we have an extra show here in New Avalon - tomorrow night at the Upstairs Downtown. I understand you've played there before." Kate nodded. "Mm, but n-not for a c-couple of years. Since b-b-before the l-lineup changed. Ought to b-be interesting... " "Aside from that, some of the dates have changed, but we've only lost two outright, Celadon and Ghioghi Prime. There's just no way to fit those two in, not and still make up the Kane's World show without ending up with an off weekend in the middle of this month." Kate looked impressed. "Wow. B-b-better'n I exp-pected." "I do have my uses," replied Juri with a dry smile. Kate giggled a little, switched off her light again, and snuggled up next to the redhead with a contented little noise. "You're a m-marvel," she murmured; then she paused for a moment and went on, "A t-t-tense marvel. I t-told you n-not to work too hard... " Juri shook her head. "No, it's not that," she said. "It's just... well... I feel a bit odd. I mean, this is your parents' house, the room where you lived as a little girl... your parents are even -home- right now... " Kate tsk'd softly. "You k-keep expecting them to r-r-react like you f-figure y-YOUR p-parents would," she pointed out, hugging Juri a little harder. "B-but they w-won't. They j-just love me and w-w-want me to be h-happy." She hesitated, struck by the way that must have sounded, then went on in a quieter, embarrassed tone, "Um... not that I m-m-meant to imp-ply your p-parents d-don't love you... " Juri put her arm around Kaitlyn's shoulders and gave her a gentle squeeze. "I know what you meant," she said, ducking her head to kiss Kate behind the ear. "And I know it's not rational. It's just that I feel a little strange about it." "I c-can get D-Dad to open up one of the r-rooms down the hall f-for you t-t-tomorrow," Kate offered. "No, no," said Juri hastily. "No, that's not - I just... I'll have to get used to it, that's all." She chuckled again, settling in and doing her best to relax. "They're amazing people, your parents." Kate laughed sleepily. "I c-could've done a lot w-worse," she agreed wryly. "B-but then I say the s-same thing ab-bout you." "I do have my uses," Juri repeated, with a warmer, softer sort of wryness this time, and the two of them went to sleep. One of the questions repeatedly asked by Earth sociologists in the early days of the Contact Era (1999 to roughly 2040) was, "What does Earth have to offer Salusia that's worth what Salusia has given Earth since First Contact?" This was a popular question among Earth's more paranoid fringe elements as well as its social scientists, although it had a rather different slant when asked by the paranoid fringe. When asked by the latter group, it was more along the lines of, "What do these advanced aliens want from us so much that they'll give us technology, sponsor us into the interstellar community, and give us the tools we need to (eventually) supercede them as a galactic superpower, in return for it?" On the weirder bulletin boards and Usenet groups of early-twenty-first-century Earth, the theories ran rampant, and each one was stranger and more dire than the last. They were, by and large, hopelessly ludicrous. Conquest? Salusia could have conquered Earth as early as 1985 (when, as it happens, the -real-, if unofficial, first contact took place), and there wouldn't have been a thing Earth could have, or any other state in the galaxy would have, done about it. Enslavement? Salusians hungry for new experiences moved to Earth and joined the workforce in droves. Some of the odder theories centered around the Salusian birthrate being in decline following the Zardon Wars (it wasn't) and the need for humans as "breeding stock" (they weren't). The Salusians, for the most part, ignored all this. Only one figure of any importance in Salusian circles of power ever commented on it, and though that was no less august a personage than Her Imperial Salusian Highness Asrial, Crown Princess of the Realm, her remark was not usually taken seriously. Asked the question, with all its most desperate what-are-you-furry-bastards-up-to connotations, by an isolationist Earthman at a dinner party, the Princess had laughed and disarmed the man entirely by replying, "Why, your ice cream, of course." And it was true. Somehow, incredibly, mainstream Salusian culinary technology had never come up with anything like ice cream, and when it was first brought to the Crown World by Princess Asrial's Contact Team in 1998, it was an immediate sensation all over Salusia. So avidly had the people of Salusia adopted the frozen treat from Earth that, in many corners of the galaxy, it was thought of as a typical -Salusian- food by the early 2200s. Ice cream companies by the dozen were bought up by Salusian conglomerates following the ratification of the Open Trade Agreement with Earth in 2022, which led to the peculiar spectacle of shops and outlets all over the galaxy with Salusian management and very un-Salusian names. So it was that Corwin Ravenhair and Anthy Tenjou found themselves sitting at a table on the sidewalk in the heart of New Avalon's Salutown, being served sundaes by a trimly uniformed Salusian waiter whose apron proudly proclaimed him an employee of "The Original Toscanini's Ice Cream (Cambridge, Saenar, New Avalon)". "So," said Corwin, "I've been thinking." "I understand you do that a lot," Anthy replied, straight- faced; he gave her an odd look for a moment, drawing a mischievous little smile from her, and he laughed. "Too much for my own good, at times," he said. "But seriously, I've been thinking - I don't feel right about calling this summer's trip the one I promised Utena I'd take you guys on. I mean, for one thing, I'm not taking you anywhere - Utena's the captain, she's running the show. I'm just along for the ride. And for another, it's not the purpose of the trip... know what I'm getting at?" Anthy considered for a couple of bites of her sundae, then nodded. "I think so - but you shouldn't worry about it on -my- account," she said. "You don't owe me anything. Just being here, being welcome, is enough." Corwin smiled. "I figured you'd say something like that, but I don't feel right about it. I promised I'd show the two of you the beauty of this galaxy, and aside from sending you to Titan for a couple of days I haven't delivered. But! I have a cunning plan." Anthy laced her fingers over the top of her sundae glass and leaned forward, her eyes amused and intent, paying very close attention. "What," she asked with a smile, "is your cunning plan, Sir Corwin?" "Well," he said, "We all get two weeks off at Christmastime, right?" Anthy nodded. "Provided your school's Christmas holidays line up with ours." "They do, I've checked," said Corwin. "Last day of classes, December 22; first day back, January 8." "Well, there you are." "Mm." Corwin nodded. "And that time of year... " He paused, his cheeks getting a little pink, and went on a bit hesitantly, "... well, it's historically been kind of a special one... you know, for Utena and me. We met on the twenty-second of December in '04, and her birthday's just a few days after that... and the holiday itself, well... " He trailed off, making kind of a vague, awkward gesture. Anthy sighed, but only internally - had she done it outwardly, he'd have taken it wrong - and reached across to pat his non-gesturing hand. "Yes," she said with her quiet smile. "I know what you mean." Corwin gave her a grateful little grin and plunged on, "Well, anyway, I thought maybe that would be the time to do it. Just throw our stuff in the One-Hit Wonder and hit the spacelanes. I haven't done all the math yet, but I think with the metagate network we'll be able to get a good bit of sightseeing down in two weeks. I'm not going to calculate everything to a strict itinerary or anything - I hate trips like that, they're totally against everything a vacation's supposed to stand for - but I've done a bit of general... " He stopped, noticing that she was giving him that merrily indulgent look again, and rubbed the back of his head with a sheepish grin. "Sorry. It's just that I've been thinking about it a lot... " "I can see that," said Anthy, smiling. "Well, it's a very cunning plan, indeed, and I can't see a thing wrong with it - except that the others may not like us abandoning them for the holidays that way," she added, knowing as she did so that he'd already have thought of that. "Oh, we'll be around for the high points," said Corwin with a grin, justifying again her faith in him. "Titan on Christmas Eve and morning, here in New Avalon for New Year's. I can figure out a route that'll hit both of those without regimenting everything else, you'll see." "I have no doubt of it," said Anthy firmly. "And I think it's a marvelous idea." Corwin slumped a little in his chair, looking relieved. "Great. Now all I have to do is sell it to Utena... " Anthy chuckled. "Corwin, I sincerely doubt you will ever have to 'sell' any idea of yours to Utena. Besides," she added with a grin, "if you and I have both agreed to go, what -else- will she have to do with herself?" Corwin laughed. "You may have a point there," he said. When they were finished with their ice cream, Corwin paid the check and walked back to Morgan Lane with Anthy. They parted at the bottom of the stairs with a promise to do their usual Saturday things (staff work and dinner, mainly) on Sunday instead, and then Corwin, alone in the living room, turned toward the window. His brand had just started to glow when his father entered the room from the kitchen, a glass of something blue in hand, and said, "Oh, Corwin, hang on a second." Corwin paused, turning, then blinked. "I've never known you to drink alone, Dad," he said, gesturing to the glass. "Something bothering you tonight?" Gryphon looked in puzzlement at his beverage, then laughed. "No, no - it's just that blue raspberry lemonade stuff. I think they made it this shade on purpose," he added, grinning. "Oh. Phew - for a second I thought something else had gone wrong," said Corwin. He sat down on the end of the couch and went on, "What's on your mind?" Gryphon lowered himself into an armchair and said, "Well, Utena and I had a little meeting with Guy tonight... " "Yeah, I told him he ought to do that," said Corwin, nodding. "How'd it go?" "Depends on your definition," Gryphon replied wryly. "Looks like Kei and I are only going to have Priss and Sylvie to keep us company this summer." "I think it's probably for the best," said Corwin honestly. "They're at kind of an awkward age. Especially since the girls are growing up so much faster than he is." Gryphon nodded, eyes rolling slightly. "Believe me," he said dryly, "I've noticed. Hopefully he'll catch up to them some this summer. He's about due for it. Anyway, while we were talking, he said you were thinking about moving out." "Well, yeah, I've been playing around with the idea." "Mind telling me why?" asked Gryphon - not confrontationally, just with the air of a man who'd like to know something. "No, I wouldn't mind - only I don't exactly know," said Corwin a trifle sheepishly. "It's just an idea I've had. Get a space of my own, come and go without bothering anybody... free up some space for Guy in the process, without making you fool around with the upstairs rooms. I think maybe," Corwin went on thoughtfully, "I got a taste of the independent life in my term at Tenjou Academy, and I liked it." "Do you want to go back there?" Gryphon inquired. "Or transfer to DSM to be with - Kate?" (In his mind, he could almost literally hear Ruri Hoshino's utterly deadpan voice: "Woo. Nice save, Chief." It was so real that for a moment he wondered if she was linked into his Lens and had actually said it - but Ruri wasn't a voyeur. She only -acted- bored enough to do things like that.) Corwin didn't seem to notice, though; he only shook his head. "No, I'm going back to Koopman. I think Buttercup'd -kill- me if I didn't," he added wryly, "and anyway, I've been looking forward to life getting back to something like normal." Gryphon considered this, then nodded. "Well," he said, "there'll always be a place for you here if you want it, you know that. But what the hell - you've passed your Trial, that makes you an adult in Asgard's eyes, and who am I to contradict -them-? Will you keep your room at your mother's house, at least?" Corwin grinned. "Think I could get away with not?" "True," said Gryphon with a laugh. "Anyway, Corwin, if that's what you want to do - then go to it. I just wanted to make sure you didn't feel like you -had- to. You know, after Kate left, and with this whole business with Leonard, I'm a little paranoid... sometimes I wonder if it's something I'm doing that's driving you all away... " He sighed, and before Corwin could object, put up a hand. "But that's just an old man's paranoia." He shook his head and chuckled. "God. You and your friends... you do make me feel old." "Well... sorry... " said Corwin lamely. "We don't mean to. And you're -not-... subjectively, anyway." "Oh, I know," Gryphon replied. "I think it's just in human nature to feel a bit redundant when the kids get to that we're-our- own-people-dammit phase. And when beautiful girls start calling me 'Dad', that doesn't help," he added, grinning. Corwin laughed. "She told me about that at lunch," he said. "She was a little embarrassed about it. Said she's done it a couple of times and knows it must bug you, but she can't help it - what with her and Kate and all, and our wordbinding, it's how she's come to think of you." Gryphon smiled. "Well, I'll have to let her know in the morning that it doesn't bug me. I just like to put on the I'm-an- old-man schtick for fun. Actually, I think it's kind of an honor. She's a very special young woman." Corwin nodded. "I had noticed," he said without a trace of irony. The elder man nodded in return. "I know you had," he said. There was a bit of a pause, but then, to Gryphon's relief, his son smiled again. "Anyway, that's the way she means it," he said, "as an honor. She really admires you, you know. The way you've handled all that's gone on with Kate and everything... I could be more specific if I wasn't so tired," he added with a slightly weary grin. "Mm, yeah," said Gryphon, rising. "I'm about ready for bed myself. Another sign I'm getting old," he added. "Time was I'd just be sitting down to supper now." Another laugh from the younger man, who then looked at his watch and said, "I'll get to Tomodachi just about in time to see Mom off to work in the morning." "It's summer," said Gryphon. "Yeah, but she's got some kind of thing going on in the lab. She and Rhinox. Some kind of field polarity experiment." "Ah. Well, give her my love. If I can manage to get the datanet to leave me alone for two days, I'm going to try leaving the ship in Lore's hands and heading over to see her this weekend." "She'll like that," Corwin said. "Always complaining that there are no men in her life... " Gryphon snorted. "Last time I checked, Rhinox was single." Corwin gave his father a very weird look, and then both of them broke up laughing. "Anyway," said Gryphon. He finished off his lemonade, put the glass down on the end-table by the chair he'd been sitting in, and repeated, "Anyway, good night, Corwin. If you want, tell me what sort of place you're looking for and I'll see if I can line up some possibilities for you to take a look at while you're gone." He smiled. "If I can get simsense recordings, you can shop around from on tour and have everything squared away by the time you get back!" "Hey, that's a cool idea," said Corwin, grinning. Then, more soberly, he said, "Listen - thanks for understanding about the whole move-out thing." Chuckling, he added, "Even if I don't, really." "Just don't party your grades away," said Gryphon with mock sternness. "I mean, if you're going to bother going back to school after your Trial, you might as well at least show up and work," he went on with a grin. "Heh, yeah," Corwin replied. The two men embraced; then Gryphon clapped his son on the shoulder, gave him a nod that encompassed a number of sentiments, and went on upstairs. Alone again, Corwin turned to the window and concentrated on his portal to Tomodachi. Gating was a terribly convenient way of getting around, but it was, he reflected, harder than his mother and aunts always made it look. Hopefully it became easier with experience, and they weren't just better at making it -look- easier. Lateish the next morning, Miki Kaoru sat on the balcony of his room at the Hotel Monolith, having a cup of tea and being privately amused by the resemblance of this balcony to another of his acquaintance. The view from the White Tower wasn't quite as dramatic as this, admittedly, but he suspected that he would -always- be reminded of those days when sitting at a table on a high balcony. He reflected that most Student Council meetings would have been improved by the occasional passage of a zeppelin or two. He was alone this morning; Dorothy was in the Heights, having said with mock resignation that she supposed she should go and see just how much of a disaster Corwin had let his workshop become in her absence. Since Corwin had spent much of the last four months absent from New Avalon, Miki didn't suppose it could have been too bad, but he also supposed that wasn't really the point. If she wanted to reconnect with her past, well, Miki could certainly understand that. Faintly, through the open French doors behind him, Miki could hear a quiet knock at the hallway door. He put down his teacup, went to answer it, and stood in surprise, momentarily speechless. The person in the hallway was his sister Kozue. He had last seen her the day before, when she'd been on her way to do some shopping with her new-made friends the Utonium sisters. As such, he'd known that she was looking for some new clothes, but he hadn't really stopped to think about what that would mean. Only now did he realize that it had been literally years since he'd seen her regularly in anything other than one school uniform or another, except for sleepwear and workout clothes. Now, though, she was definitely not wearing a uniform, unless it was for the Disgruntled Youth Army. She had on cargo pants in grey ripstop-grid nylon, their bulky legs bloused into the tops of chunky electric-blue hi-top sneakers with deeply ridged soles, and a police- blue baby-doll T-shirt ("Property of New Avalon Police Department", said the white logo on the front) that left her slim midriff exposed. Y-back suspenders with buttons, a Batman-like nylon web cargo belt, a blue one-shoulder pack, black leather gloves without fingers, and a big silver wristwatch completed the picture. Well, almost completed it - there were a few little touches that Miki, in his astonishment, had to make a second sweep to fully appreciate. Like the silver varnish on her carefully tapered fingernails, the little gold Star of Avalon earrings, and the tiny diamond stud riveted into the upper arc of her revealed navel. He blinked. "Well," he said. "Morning, Miki," said Kozue cheerfully. She struck a pose. "What do you think?" "It's... different," he managed after a few moments' thought. "Definitely... different." Kozue looked put out. "'Different'? That's the best you can do? How about 'sharp'? Or maybe 'hot'? Or even 'sexy'?" "Kozue, you're my -sister-." "So? I can't be sexy because I'm your sister? Don't be a dope. I think -you're- sexy. But then, you look like me, so you'd sort of -have- to be, wouldn't you?" she asked with a puckish grin. "Are you going to invite me in, or just stand there in the doorway giving me that half-disapproving-half-lustful look all morning? Tch... I thought Azalynn had -cured- your repression problem." Miki scowled. "It is -not- half-lustful. -Or- half- disapproving," he added when she giggled. "As for my repression problem, that's none of your business - and I thought -you- had been exploring the benefits of being uptight lately," he added with a got-you-back grin. Kozue laughed. "So I'm trying to find a middle ground," she said. "I'm a girl and I -like- being a girl, so why not show it off a little? That dress-uniform stuff may work for Tenjou - she couldn't hide the fact that -she's- a girl in a black canvas sack - but I always felt silly, and anyway, I'd outgrown my uniforms." She laced her hands behind her back and beamed at him, drawing herself to her full height and pushing back her shoulders. "Hey!" she added, perking up as if noticing something. A moment later she'd stepped right up to her brother, nose to nose - close enough that he could smell some light fragrance or another, though whether it was an actual perfume or just the aftereffect of a scented soap, he couldn't tell. "Er," said Miki, but a moment later she backed off, grinning even wider. "What do you know about that - I'm taller than you!" she declared. "Only a little, but still, I think this is the first time ever!" "They say girls mature faster," said Miki dryly. "Won't you come in?" They went back out on the balcony to enjoy the warm, sunny late morning, Miki finishing his tea while Kozue nibbled at some crackers and cheese summoned up from room service. Airships cruised past. Kozue grinned and waved at them, drawing hoots from some of their horns. "You're in a cheerful mood today," Miki observed. Kozue got up and went to the balcony rail, leaning against it on her elbows and looking out at the city. "It's this town. I just love it here." Then she turned around, now leaning back against the rail on her elbows, and said, "Which is why I'm here, in a way. There's something I think we ought to talk about." Miki nodded, uncertain as to just where his sister was headed. "OK... " Kozue returned to the table and sat down opposite him, pushing the tray of crackers and cheese out of the way. "I'm not coming to Jeraddo in the fall," she said. "I'm sorry to just blurt it out like that, but I was up last night thinking about it and I just couldn't think of any other way to say it." Her brother looked slightly puzzled, but not immediately upset. "Er... all right," he said. "Why not?" "It's not you," she assured him quickly, raising a hand. "So don't think it is, OK? It's just... well... I did a lot of thinking last night, like I said, and one of the things I realized was that I won't be able to graduate with you." Miki considered this, then said, "Well, I don't know - Miss Anthy will be trying to get into the same class, and she's a year behind - " "No, look, Miki - we both know I'm not as smart as you, all right? Now don't," she went on, overriding whatever he'd been about to say. "It doesn't bother me, it's just the truth. Maybe I could get into the Class of 2407 at DSM this fall, if I worked really hard on preparing for the test all summer, like Anthy is working... but I'd need your help to do it, and Anthy needs it more. It's -really- important that she graduate with Utena. Right?" "Well... right, but - " "Besides," Kozue went on, "if everything goes right, I -am- going to be working really hard this summer - just not on that." Miki looked across the table at his sister and came to the conclusion that, as had become fairly standard in the last few years, he didn't understand her. When he told her so, she nodded, smiling, and said, "I'm going to try for my interstellar shipmaster's certificate at the end of the summer. After the battle, I realized that piloting is something I really want to do, and there's no point in training to be a pilot if you're not prepared to be pilot-in-command. I'm not saying I want to be a real starship captain like Utena or Kate's dad, but I want to be able to run small craft - go off by myself if I want to - you know, like Corwin does on the weekends. And you -have- to admit that there's just no way I'll be able to to -both- in less than three months, no matter -how- hard I work." The young man sat in thought for a while, then slowly nodded. "I guess I'll stipulate that. Not that I necessarily agree with your claim that you're not as smart as me, but I'm not sure -I- could do both in the same summer, so... " "I'm not sure anybody could," said Kozue. "So I'll end up two grades behind you... and if I can't graduate with you, then I don't want to go to the same school. It's just too much of a hassle, you know? 'Oh, you're Miki Kaoru's sister. We'll be expecting great things from you.' I'm so -sick- of that, and that was when were in the -same- grade." Miki nodded again, his face still thoughtful. "I can see that," he said slowly. "But... where will you go instead?" "Well, I was thinking of coming here," she said, gesturing at the city. "To Koopman Memorial, probably. I mean, I -love- New Avalon, and I've already made some friends here. Besides, Corwin's going back to his old school next year, and I already know we can study together really well. We got each other through the last term at Tenjou Academy last year, when the World-Engine project was eating most of our study time." Miki considered all this, weighing it in his mind; then he smiled and said, "Well, it's your decision. I've never been able to tell you what to do, and I'm not about to start trying now. I just feel the need to warn you about one thing." Kozue cocked her head inquisitively. "What's that?" "If one of your reasons for coming to New Avalon and enrolling at Koopman High is to be near Corwin, tread carefully," said Miki seriously. "His situation is complex... delicate." His sister gave him a quizzical look for a moment, then shook her head. "Thou'rt preaching to the choir, O my brother. Believe me," she added with a wry smile, "I know all about -that-. We were roommates for most of the spring term, you know." Miki blinked. "Er... no, I didn't know. In that case, maybe I'm basing my advice on old information." "No, no," said Kozue, shaking her head some more. "I told you, it's not like that. He was lonely and -I- was lonely, but neither of us were looking for anything but... " She spread her hands, searching for the word. "I dunno. Solidarity, maybe? Companionship? Oh, they've all been used as euphemisms at some point or another. Anyway, I didn't go to bed with him." She chuckled and added with mock indignation, "Well, I did -offer- to, once, but - can you believe this? - he turned me down, the bastard!" Miki chuckled in return, nodding. "I can believe it," he mused. "But it's no reflection on you." "Yeah... that's basically what he said. Anyway, it doesn't really matter. I wouldn't have to be dragged kicking and screaming if the opportunity arose, but it's not what our friendship's about. Not right now, anyway. Maybe someday, if we ever find ourselves both on the right page, but... " She shrugged. "Nowadays I just take that sort of thing as it comes - no pun intended," she added with a grin that somehow managed to combine wickedness and impishness. If she was hoping to shock her brother, she was disappointed, but she didn't look it as he smiled his serene that-rolled-right-off- of-me smile and replied, "So we're to be apart again, you and I, and this time you're leaving me... " "Well, yeah... but I'll call. And Corwin goes to Jeraddo almost every weekend anyway, I'll tag along sometimes. And we'll have holidays together and stuff... I just... " She stopped, thought about what she was trying to say, and tried again. "We were together-but- apart for so long... and then, just as we were finding each other again, we were torn completely apart and didn't know if we would ever see each other again, so we had to learn to live without each other. I used to sit alone in our room at night and wish that everything could be like it was... but now that we're here in Midgard it's all... different." She shook her head, now looking troubled almost to tears. "I'm sorry, I'm not saying this right. What I'm trying to say is that when we were apart, we both learned how to be more than just half of 'the Kaoru twins', but I don't want you to think that by not coming to DSM with you I'm denying that the connection is still there. I'm your sister, your twin sister, and I'll always be that. And after high school, maybe we'll end up in the same place again - I don't think you'll be so hard to live up to in a college setting," she added with a wan smile. "But right now, I think the best courses for us diverge, and it's not because I don't love you or I don't want to be with you... it's just the way I think things will work out best." She stopped, took a breath, and then brightened herself with a visible effort and said, "Phew! What a speech! Did... did any of that make sense?" Miki looked thoughtfully at her for a few moments; then he stood up, rounded the table to her side, and gestured her up as well. Once she was standing, he turned her to face him and enfolded her in a firm hug - one which she returned very readily for a moment, then recoiled slightly from with a muffled "ouch." "Hm?" said Miki, concerned, backing up a half-step. Kozue gave him a rueful grin and looked down at her navel stud. "It's still tender," she said. "I just got it done yesterday." Miki glanced at it, then nodded understandingly, went around behind her, and hugged her from the back instead, careful to avoid touching that particular spot. She raised her hands to grip his forearms where they crossed her body and made a happy little humming noise as he rocked her a little on her feet. "It all made sense," he said softly. "Wherever you feel you'll be happy, Kozue, I want you to go there and have no regrets. We're all of us hauling too many regrets around with us at it is. I'll see as much or as little of you as you want - and I'm grateful that you care enough about my feelings nowadays to come and lay this all out for me now." "I'm trying to make up," she replied in a quiet voice, "for all the times I hurt you - on purpose and just because I was a thoughtless little whore." "Shh. Don't ever say that again," said Miki. "It's all past. All gone now. If you need to hear me say it outright I will - I forgive you." She relaxed a little in his embrace, and when she spoke again the edge of tears was gone from her soft voice: "Thank you." "You're welcome, Kozue. I love you." "I love you too, Miki. I do." Both the Kaorus were in noticeably high spirits that night at the Upstairs Downtown. Miki plied his vintage Rickenbacker with verve, all his usual vestiges of on-stage reserve gone completely. Azalynn noticed it too, and the chemistry between them - and with Dorothy behind the drum set - was almost palpable as they blended their sounds together to back up Kaitlyn's soaring voice and Moose's thunderous bass. The whole band felt the energy, and thanks to the fact that its other pole - Kozue - was in the audience having the time of her life, dancing and cheering and generally cutting loose, it quickly filled the whole room. The Art of Noise nearly ripped the roof off that place on that Sunday night - a night when New Avalon certainly didn't sleep, but usually at least slowed down a little. For everyone there - the Valiant's crew, the Ragnarok Wave, the lead singer's parents (hanging around discreetly in the back so as not to cramp their daughter's style), everyone - the trials of the last few days were washed away in an explosion of song and joy. It was, Azalynn was to remark later, a very Dantrovian kind of night, even if everybody -did- keep their clothes on and remain upright. For Achika Shannon, the high points of the night included the reassuring sight of Corwin and Buttercup pretending to argue in the mosh pit, the black-haired Utonium working out whatever lingering aggressions she had with the young god (without wrecking the joint) during the band's cover of "Somebody to Shove"; Sergei the tiger's very amusing habit of prowling amongst the band members throughout the show, contributing nothing directly to the music but enhancing the atmosphere considerably; and her brother Tenchi's complete confusion as Miki Kaoru's sister kept hitting on him intermittently between numbers. The whole affair, coming on the heels of her conversation with Kaitlyn the day before and the gathering at MacCready's that evening, seemed calculated to make Achika feel better, and though she knew this was only a selfish delusion, nevertheless she counted it as a success. She wasn't -happy- about Leonard being gone - how could she be? - but she felt, at least, that she had achieved some measure of peace with it. The little club was packed to the gills, making conversation almost impossible even during the breaks between sets, when recorded music was blasted on the PA system, if anything louder than the band had been. Over in one corner, Fuu Hououji, Hikaru Shidou and Uum'y R'yuu-z'ky were huddled in a small group with Nall Silverclaw in cat form on Umi's shoulder, conferring about their summer plans. They'd been invited to join the Valiant's tour, and they all wanted to, but they all had other things to do for part of the summer - so they were looking over the revised tour itinerary and trying to decide where and when to meet up with the ship later on. Achika, who had also been invited but also didn't want to run off for the whole summer, went over and joined them. At one end of the bar, T'skaia Vorokoshiga'ar Ixtixtaaqitl't'chl'Vraihelt Ishkarat, Barsaivian t'skrang, swordsman, painter and Duelist, was being regaled by Liza Shustal with the full story of all the excitement he had missed by agreeing to serve as a guardsman aboard an Ishkarat freighter carrying spices from the Rim to Barsaive by way of Ishiyama. The blue-skinned t'skrang looked extremely downcast about having missed the fun, but he was also being hugely entertained by Liza's retelling. He could be heard commenting nearly a quarter of the way into the packed dance floor, and several people near that end of the bar had somewhat surprising encounters with his heavy, mobile tail (since t'skrangish laughter involved banging that tail against the floor). Janice Barlow had been surprised to find IPO Criminal Investigations Division Officer Neal Krummell in New Avalon, since it was her understanding that he was posted to the IPO office in Beltane, the capital of Titan. Surprised but in no way displeased; they were now wedged into the -other- end of the bar, catching up with all that had gone on since the last time they'd seen each other. It happened then that Officer Krummell fell victim to one of those curious things that sometimes happen at large, noisy gatherings. It so happened that almost all the conversations in the club hit lulls simultaneously; it further happened that this mass lull coincided with a gap in the pre-recorded music as the player changed crystals. This resulted in Krummell's voice, raised to compete with a very high noise level that was no longer there, blaring into the sudden quiet like a public safety announcement: " - SAID TO THE GUY, 'WELL, HOW DO YOU THINK MY PACK-BEAST GOT KNOCK-KNEED?'" There followed a sudden, almost frozen silence for about a half-second, and then the PA system slammed down another hard-rock track and obliterated the sound of Janice Barlow's uproarious laughter - and that of almost everyone else in the room, too. Sometimes, for a good joke, all you need is the punch line. The Art of Noise tore it up for one more set after that, then released everyone into the New Avalon night. Many weren't ready to call it quits just then, and scattered into the city streets, seeking adventure, excitement, or at least another trip to Tosci's. The following afternoon, after recovering from the revels, Utena walked the corridors of the Valiant, dodging the various yard dogs as they moved briskly from one repair to the next. She chuckled to herself wryly, noting that she needn't have worried at all about repairs. Ship command is more addictive than I thought, she mused as she stepped around a trio of jumpsuited techs. The techs themselves were a source of amusement and wonder. All wore the blue jumpsuits of IPO's support staff, but that was the only resemblance between them. The trio she passed included Keryl Dekken - one of Cochrane's personal assistants on the Defiant project, a humanized Salusian who claimed to be lord of some drafty keep in the Cheltari mountains - with the IPO's red star emblem on his left shoulder. The other two were a short, almost cute Romulan woman (the warbird flag of the Romulan Star Empire rode on her shoulder) and an equally short Andorian with a five-pointed star on his jumpsuit collar and the Freespacer lightning bolt on his shoulder. The amusing thing was that the Salusian, the Romulan, and the Andorian were all arguing with each other in a mixture of their native languages and engineering babble. Linguistic differences obviously weren't getting in the way of whatever had the three engineers so agitated. With a smile, Utena backed away before she could be noticed and decided to bypass the corridor via Deck Four starboard. The Valiant's "basement" lay as quiet and dimly lit as ever as Utena walked through it. There were no techs, no sounds, no - wait, that was a lie. A tinny, buzzy sound echoed from the bow end of the deck, and as Utena stepped closer she saw a bright shaft of light gleaming out from an opened access panel. The noise soon resolved itself into guitars and keyboards - and Kate's voice, she realized with a smirk. Someone on the refit team was an Art of Noise fan. The light from the access hatch illuminated a pair of booted feet, squirming back and forth as their owner wrestled with something inside the access hatch. Next to the access hatch, a very old data-crystal Walkman was hooked up to a pair of worn-out computer speakers, spitting static around every bass note. As Utena stepped forward for a closer look, she stubbed her toe on a projecting hull brace. "Ow! Damn!" "Hello?" The person inside the access panel paused in his squirming for a bit, and a hand reached down from the open panel to turn off the music. "Hey, could you hand me the isolinear circuit tester from my kit, please?" Utena recognized the voice. "Mac? Is that you?" Mac McKenzie's feet twitched, pulling back a little bit; a soft clunk deep within the bulkhead was followed by a curse. "Utena? You're not supposed to be back aboard yet!" "What are you doing down here?" "Not much without the isolinear circuit tester." Utena glanced around, finally noticing a large metal box with a small repulsorlift welded to the base. The top was open, revealing a large and varying jumble of tools. Utena had thought she'd learned how to repair a ship last summer with Corwin, but many of the items in the box seemed like alien torture devices to her. "The what?" "Small black box with a long red handle. Has three slots in the end." Utena rummaged through the box for a moment, drew out an object about eight inches long, and held it down at the opening. "Is this it?" "Yeah." A hand reached out and drew the tool into the wall; a few moments later, sounds of satisfaction echoed out. "Good, caught it in time." "Caught what in time?" "During the fight you had last week, a power surge hit your autokitchen," Mac replied. "I've been tracing down the shorts it left behind, and I just isolated the very last one." "Oh. Is that important?" Mac slid out of the panel and, with a supple roll of his body, snapped to his feet. "It is if you wanted any ice cream down the line. At least, that's what Professor Ravenhair told me. Said, 'If you'd taken my class last year, you'd understand the importance of Cherry Garcia at two in the morning.' So I fixed it." "But..." Utena pointed to the great dark bulkhead and sighed, "We never use the autokitchen. We cook." Mac shrugged. "Well, now you don't have to." Utena decided to change the subject. "Anyway, I thought you were taking an internship this summer. G'Kron told me that you'd been accepted for the IPO -design staff- internship." Mac sighed. "I volunteered for extra duty. I need the money." "Oh," Utena said. "What for?" "Well, the trip to Jezebel's grand opening, for starters," Mac said. "And maybe tickets for the Art of Noise concert on the New Orleans. Will they still be playing during the Fleet Muster?" "Um, you'll have to ask Juri," Utena replied, shrugging. "She's been reassembling the tour from scratch, and I haven't seen what she's come up with yet. I hope so." She looked at Mac, noted the uncomfortable fidgeting of his hands and feet, and added, "What else?" "What else what?" "What else do you need the money for?" "Well," Mac said, taking a deep breath, "I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell Liza, but I need it for-" "MCKENZIE!!" Zefram Cochrane, for whatever reason, didn't care much for communicators. If he could get someone's attention by shouting, he would, even if that meant half the ship hearing the message. Mac looked back towards the stern and shouted, "SIR!" A pair of shadows emerged from the rear of the deck, Cochrane and one of his aides - T'Barr, Utena remembered, the long-haired Vulcan woman with the perpetual longsuffering stare. She wondered, not for the first time, why a Surakite Vulcan would choose to work with a man as... as -human- as Zefram Cochrane. "McKenzie, aren't you finished with that autocook yet? Davion just redesigned the damn avionics systems again, and Nakajima's pet Andorian says you can build avionics from scratch." "Have done," Mac said. "Have done, WHAT?" Cochrane shouted. "Have done, you cantankerous old slave-driver," Mac sighed. "That's better," Cochrane grinned. "Smitty, call the design office and tell 'em we're keeping their intern a little while longer, willya?" "T'Barr," the Vulcan said, the faintest hint of pique in her voice. "It's a name. Two syllables. Can you say it?" "Sure, Smitty," Cochrane grinned. "Just take care of things, OK? Me and the kid here have some deck panels to undog." As Mac replaced the access cover and gathered his tools back into his toolbox, Cochrane nodded to Utena. "Evenin', Captain," Cochrane grinned. "We've already got everything important fixed. Just making things even better." "Every day, in every way," Mac murmured. Cochrane shot Mac a look, which rolled harmlessly off the young Freespacer, as expected. "Anyway, when you're ready, so are we. Just give us an hour's notice so we can duct-tape anything we missed." "All right," Utena nodded. "Carry on, then." She walked over to the access ladder feeling somewhat relieved. If the workers are fixing redundant systems and taking time to redesign things, she thought, things must be well in hand. Idly she wonder why Mac needed extra money. Probably to replace the No Bull, she chuckled. Pity he hadn't been on board for the fight with the Amar. With an officer's share, he could have bought the newest YT-3000 metaspace-equipped freighter, custom-made from the CEC yards. Oh well. She resolved to ask about it at the concert at Liza's resort, and then forgot about it altogether as she flew back to New Avalon. On Tuesday, June 13, as he did every workday, Psi Corps Enforcement Officer Roger Tremayne, station commander of the Lunar Colony Station, got to his office promptly at 9 in the morning. Although his transfer to the Moon had been a punishment and his assignment as station commander a demotion, he'd actually come to like this job. It was easy, for one thing; the Lunar Colony was a very quiet place where people minded their own business and, by and large, abided by the law. The job didn't demand much of Tremayne's time or energy, which left him with plenty of both to spare to his own interests. His co-workers agreed that the change had been good for Roger. Before, when he'd been a regional director for enforcement in North America, a hotbed of blip activity, he'd gotten wound progressively tighter and tighter until he'd finally snapped and kicked off that embarrassing debacle in Worcester. But the central office, ever benevolent, had seen the cause of his failure and acted accordingly. Rather than slapping him with some punitive assignment, they'd sent him here to relax and get his center back, and it had worked -wonders-. The man was so much more pleasant to work with now, so much less cold and distant. He was more often than not in a good mood now that he'd been transferred to the Moon. Worse pay, better hours. Today, for instance, he was humming pleasantly to himself and reading the morning edition of the New Avalon Cornet-Scientifer, which had extensive coverage of the return to space of the International Police Starship Valiant. The previous Saturday's evening edition, with its photo of Captain Utena Tenjou looking annoyed and the bellowing headline "AYE AYE, CAP'N!", was still sitting on the corner of his desk. The new article was just as interesting, and included a revised tour schedule for the Art of Noise. Good band, the Art of Noise. Worth taking some time off when they came to Earth and heading down to Toronto to see. Oddly, that same thought was also occurring to another law enforcement officer in another post far removed from Toronto, Ontario. "Say, Chief," said Sergeant Martin Lucas in the inspectors' squadroom at the Quai des Orfevres in Paris. "D'you remember that American girl - well, I guess she isn't really an American, she's from New Avalon, but she was going to school in America - used to come into the Brasserie Dauphine and play the piano sometimes?" "Of course I do," replied Superintendent Jules Marquette from the doorway to his private office in the back. "What about her?" "Well, her band's playing over in Canada on Saturday, the twenty-second of July. What say you and I and La Fontaine take some time off, if we've nothing important on then, head over there and take in the show?" Marquette smiled indulgently. "Not really my sort of music, Lucas," he said. "Oh, they play all sorts, sir. I have a couple of their records if you'd like to borrow them. And it's been a long time since we had a vacation... " "Sounds like a good idea to me," said Inspector Francoise La Fontaine, leaning back in her creaky desk chair and yawning. "I could do with a little time away from Paris. But you watch - it'll get to be the day before the show and the government will fall or something." "Wouldn't be much we in the Murder Squad could do about that," Superintendent Marquette observed with a grin. "All right, Lucas, you win. I'll put in the request for leave time at the chief's meeting this afternoon and we'll see. If nothing important comes up, we'll go to Canada. But you'll have to practice your English - Toronto isn't in the French part of Canada, you know." Lucas grinned. "That's all right - I think I have a better chance of being understood in English than in what the Quebecois call French anyway!" Marquette chuckled and went into his office, shutting the door behind him. Lucas grinned at La Fontaine, who gave him an indulgent you're-such-an-eager-boy smile and went back to the report she'd been working on. The young sergeant, still grinning, snapped his copy of the Cornet-Scientifer open again and went back to reading the articles on page four. With their t'skrang restored and a new redhead on the team, the crew of the Valiant settled pleasantly back into the routine of living, working and traveling aboard their vessel - restored to shiny newness even slightly improved by her five days in dock. With Kozue Kaoru at the helm, Utena Tenjou at the conn, and much fanfare and press attention, the Valiant set course for the bright and glorious future - or at least the Art of Noise's gig on New Japan. /* Soul Asylum "Someone to Shove" _Grave Dancers Union_ */ Eyrie Productions, Unlimited Grandfather watches the presents grandfather clock UNDOCUMENTED FEATURES And the phone hasn't rang FUTURE IMPERFECT for so long - Symphony of the Sword No. 3 - And the time flies by like a Entr'acte: Gunboat Diplomacy vulture in the sky Suddenly he breaks into song The Cast (in order of appearance) I'm waiting by the phone Utena Tenjou Waiting for you to call me up Nadia Davion and tell me I'm not alone Lore Soong Waiting by the phone Ruri Hoshino Waiting for you to call me up Benjamin D. Hutchins and tell me I'm not alone Zargh Thalekh Jack Dixon Hello, speak up Althea Gale Is there somebody there? Tz'kmil O'Connor These hangups are getting me down Kozue Kaoru In a world frozen over with Corwin Ravenhair overexposure Theodora Utonium Let's talk it over Blossom Utonium Let's go out and paint the town Theresa Utonium Dr. Rose Abernathy 'Cause I'm waiting by the phone Achika Shannon Waiting for you to call me up Dr. Rockford Stone and tell me I'm not alone Tenchi Shannon 'Cause I want somebody to shove Hiroshi Morisato I need somebody to shove Robert Shannon I want somebody to shove me Aeka Jyurai Shannon Fuu Hououji You're a dream for insomniacs Hikaru Shidou Prize in the Cracker Jack Nall Silverclaw All the difference in the world Uum'y R'yuu-z'ky is just a call away C.P. Mui Reiyna Mui And I'm waiting by the phone Priss Morgan Waiting for you to call me up Gai "Guy" Morgan and tell me I'm not alone Sylvie Daniels Yes I'm waiting by the phone Eiko Magami Rose Waiting for you to call me Miki Kaoru Ah call me and tell me I'm Juri Arisugawa Tell me I'm not alone Kaitlyn Hutchins Sergei 'Cause I want somebody to shove Anthy Tenjou I need somebody to shove Lesser Mazinger I want somebody to shove me Azalynn dv'Ir Natashkan Yes I want somebody to shove R. Dorothy Wayneright I need somebody to shove The Hon. J. Maurice MacEchearn IV I want somebody to shove me T'skaia Vorokoshiga'ar Ixtixtaaqitl't'chl'Vraihelt Ishkarat (Hmm... song's too short.) Elizabeth R'tas Shustal Janice Barlow (Oh well.) Neal Krummell Keryl Dekken Tsu'rin Shran Harcourt M. McKenzie Zefram Cochrane T'Barr Roger Tremayne Martin Lucas Jules Marquette Francoise La Fontaine He-Who-Types-In-the-Night Benjamin D. Hutchins Miss Kaoru's fashion consultant Anne Cross Blonde language consultant Kris Overstreet Diner scene suggested by Pearson Mui Local cantilevering device John Trussell With a friendly grin in memory of Brian Daley And the constant help of The Usual Suspects The Symphony will return