Slowly, slowly, the final third of the Engine came up to speed, moving in impossibly complex patterns, as the repair team waited on tenterhooks. Little flashes of colored lightning raced here and there through the brass and steel structure of the Execution Drive as the World-Engine began its work again. This was the critical point. Any miscalculation in Skuld's recoding, any error in fabrication or fit of any of the myriad of parts, and the whole thing could jam, explode, or worse. The critical point passed faster than anyone could notice, and Skuld's face broke into a huge grin as all the needles on all the myriad of gauges around her spooled up to the green zone and stopped steady. "All quadrants of Engine at 4,500 RPM and holding!" came Urd's voice through the speaking tube from the power console. "All readings normal!" "All readings normal on Console too," Skuld reported, slightly breathless. "Ready to switch from maintenance mode to locked runtime." Urd nodded. "Go." Skuld went around the Console to the pedestal that stood behind the teletype, a cylindrical rostrum about three feet high with a narrow slot and three grooves cut into the top of it. From its scabbard at her belt, she drew the silver sword she'd collected from her brother-in-law before readying the rebuilt Engine for its restart, and held it before her for a moment, studying it. She had forgotten that the rune sword Grayswandir, better known to mortals as Durandal, was more than just a powerfully enchanted blade. It was Urd who had remembered that the circuit-like patterns delicately traced on the blade were the patterns of the World-Engine's most delicate control system. And a good thing, too; it had been so long since the World-Engine's System Maintenance Key was needed that its cover story had become its -real- story in the minds of almost all. It would certainly never have been handed to a mortal warrior, even one as highly connected as Keiichi, to wield in the Last Battle had anyone remembered what it truly was. Holding her breath, Skuld turned Grayswandir in her hand, placed its point into the slot on the pedestal, and drove the blade home to the crossbar. It fit perfectly, slotting into place with a sharp, positive CLICK. "Switching to locked runtime... now... now... NOW." Two more reassuring CLICKs as she twisted it from the far right position to the far left. The Engine seemed to settle slightly, a row of green and blue lights flickering across the panel to the right of the Console. All along the walls of the chamber, the dynanodes hummed, flickered, and glowed a steady blue. Skuld withdrew the Key, returned it to her belt, and went back to the Console. "Awaiting final status report," she reported, trying to keep her fists from clenching. She held her breath as the Console's teletype chattered madly for several seconds, then stopped with a bright 'ding!' Her hand shaking, she reached and tore off the printout. MSC 23900912 YGGDRASIL: START AT 19:43:03.3445 RUNTIME IMAGE: SKULD 2390091200 IMAGE CHECKSUM: 7812077236 RUNTIME CHECKSUM: 7812077236 YGGDRASIL: LOCKED RUNTIME MODE [NORMAL] YGGDRASIL: READY % READY % READY % READY % Skuld let out a whoop, waving the printout high. Outside, everyone who was looking toward the Golden City drew back, raising their voices in awe, as the city was flooded with light. Light poured from the top of the castle's tallest spire, filling the sky like daylight for a few seconds, and when the dazzle cleared, the clouds were gone and the stars burst out in all their glory. A cheer resounded across the plain, and Belldandy, a beatific smile on her face, slumped unconscious in the arms of her husband. Eyrie Productions, Unlimited presents UNDOCUMENTED FEATURES FUTURE IMPERFECT -=TWILIGHT=- SEVENTH SEAL: COMMUNION Benjamin D. Hutchins Lawrence R. Mann MegaZone Pearson Mui Kris Overstreet with much effort, refinement, and consultation from The Eyrie Productions Usual Suspects (c) 2002 Eyrie Productions, Unlimited The lights were low in Conference Room 17, at the top of one of Metroplex's towers. Outside, the cleanup and regrouping was continuing; inside, eight figures sat at the long table, looking intently at the ninth, who stood at the head of the table with the aid of a crutch. Skuld stood with her back to them for several moments, looking out the room's wide window at the devastated plain; then she turned to them and said, "This was only the warning tone. The real crisis is yet to come." Six out of the nine stared at her in undisguised astonishment; the other three nodded in somber agreement. "I don't understand," said Kei Morgan. "The universe just came about an eighth of an inch from total obliteration, and that was only the -warning-?" "As far as the general public, Midgard's societies, know, yes," said Skuld. "Very few on the other side of Bifrost have any idea anything has happened. Most who have don't understand the gifts that allow them to know, and so don't understand what they experienced. Thanks to all of our hard work, determination, and luck, the crisis was stopped before the normal people of the mortal world could become aware of it. "But Surtur won't be satisfied with this stalemate. For make no mistake, that's what it was - a stalemate. We won nothing, ended no real threat, today. We celebrate only our survival. Understand this, Surtur is the embodiment of evil. He is chaos, uncreation - the essence of cruelty given will - and he is far more devious than most believe. Defeated in open battle, he will turn his energies to more subtle ends... and I believe he will target the mortal world first." Urd Snowmane nodded, stood, and spoke. "For once I agree with my little sister," she said, trading small grins with Skuld. "Surtur lost this battle because of the intervention of mortals. Because of it, my guess is he'll want to make certain of two things: That the mortal world suffers for what its champions did here today, and that those champions are either dead or so busy dealing with the problems in their own world that they're too busy to intervene when he attacks Asgard the next time." Skuld looked down the table to the face of Optimus Prime, who had separated his human-size core robot from the rest of his mighty form to attend the conference on an equal footing with the others. "He'll especially hunger for revenge against your people, Prime; it was one of you who stopped his final charge." Prime nodded, unsurprised. "I figured as much." He folded his arms across his twin-windowed chest, his half-masked visage taking on something like a smile. "If there's one thing we Autobots are used to," he said wryly, "it's enemies who hold grudges." "So what can we do?" Gryphon wondered. "Prepare," Skuld replied. "We have the Wedge Defense Force and the 3WA," said Yuri Daniels. "We can - " "They're good," Urd interrupted, "but they're not enough. Military forces are only part of the solution." At the end of the table, MegaZone was nodding, had been nodding through most of what the goddesses had to say. He had an intensely thoughtful look on his haggard face, his eyes focused nowhere within the room as the gears whirled within his head, and kept nodding agreement. His old friends - and most of the people in the room were such - knew what that meant, and wondered what was taking shape. "Urd's right," Skuld said. "Surtur's attacks will tend to be more subtle, especially at first. He won't just pop out of a rift and attack. He'll influence existing elements of society, existing forces in the mortal world, and slowly use them to destabilize the societies of Midgard. If possible, he'll try to arrange it so the mortals kill each other off without his direct involvement, or even that of his near servants." "That won't be too tough," Kei said ruefully. "The galaxy's a friggin' powder keg lately. We thought the War of Corporate Occupation would be the end of it?" She snorted. Gryphon nodded. "Kilrah's still as active as ever, and now Cardassia's taken a new aggressive stance. The Klingon Empire's tried to re-annex the Republic for the nth time. The Romulans took that opportunity to sink their fangs into the Klingons' imperial neck. All of them have their eye on the Federation next." "Meanwhile, inside the Federation's own borders, the corp wars sparked by GENOM's reorg rage on," said Larry Mann. "They're only being kept under control by the 3WA, heavily outgunned local cops, and our own Corporate Defense Division." "And let's not forget all the terrorist groups unconnected with the corp wars," added Kei, ticking them off on her fingers in exasperation. "The Church of Man, the Sword of Salusia, the National Socialist Federation Workers' Party, that bunch of paranormal wackos who call themselves Big Fire... they're everywhere." "For that matter," said Yuri, "I'm not liking the looks of some of the stuff the Federation government itself is getting up to these days. Have you seen the operational spec for this Psi Corps thing they're proposing to deal with the human esper population? Makes me glad I'm not an Earth citizen." "So... not to be repetitive... what can we do?" asked Kei. Gryphon sat up a little straighter. "Well," he said thoughtfully. "First we need an information monitoring system. Something that can keep an eye on events, trends, what's going on in known space." "An information engine powerful enough to sort useful patterns out of the news traffic of an entire galaxy?" said Prime. "Even Cybertron doesn't have a system as powerful as that." "So we'll have to invent it," Gryphon said matter-of-factly, as though that were a relatively minor task, on a level with buying more desks for new employees. R-Type nodded; he was used to thinking as big as that. Back in the bad old days, he tended to have projects with that kind of scope -handed- to him, and in the old GENOM, the operative root of 'deadline' was 'dead'. "Once we've got it working, we can use it to keep track of what's going on in the galaxy and hopefully get a heads-up on downward trends before they get deeply established." "Then what?" said Prime. "Then we investigate and put a stop to it," said Kei, as though -that- were as simple as showing the new employees to their desks. "Just like the 3WA used to do," said Yuri sourly, "before we turned into insurance adjusters in hot pants." "You mean you weren't always?" asked Gryphon, getting himself punched in both arms for his trouble. "Ow. OK, I earned that, I'll savor it. Anyway. That's right. That's what we need - a special force, like the 3WA taken to the tenth power. I mean, look at the five of us, for a start," he said, gesturing around to himself, Zoner, R-Type, and the two Trouble Consultants. "Between us we've got over two thousand years of experience handling dangerous and delicate situations. We round up more people like us, people with power, skill, and the responsibility to use them, and form a fast-reaction force to deal with the problems these elements are going to cause." "Gather our galaxy's best and our brightest," mused Optimus Prime, "and stand them up in line against the darkness." Kei blinked at the Autobot commander. "Uh... well said, Prime! Did you just count the five of us in the galaxy's best and brightest?" Prime nodded, touched the WDF/Autobot combination shield on his shoulder. "Yes I did," he replied, "and I think it's a great idea. The Autobots will help your new organization in any way we can." "Well, hey, that's great," said Yuri. "Or it will be, when we -have- a new organization." "I'm starting to get a picture in my mind of how it should work," Gryphon said. "It's hard to explain right now, but it's forming. We should be separate from the WDF - they're needed as they are, and there are plenty of other officers who deserve a shot at the top. It ought to be separate from the 3WA too, and from any corporation - its own oversight, its own sanction, everything." R-Type nodded. "I'm willing to commit whatever resources I have authority over to help out, though, with the understanding that sponsorship doesn't mean ownership," he said. "I know you guys are all pretty well off, but an undertaking like this is going to take a -load- of bread to capitalize." "My parents left me that house," said Gryphon without missing a beat. "I was -born- there." "You're not gonna lose the house, Ray," Mann replied. "Everybody has three mortgages these days." "But at 19%, you didn't even bargain with the guy," Gryphon protested, then shifted mental gears and went on smoothly, "That only addresses half the problem, though - the investigation and intervention. Somebody's got to get the governments and nations of the galaxy on the same page, too. In a situation like the one Skuld's forecasting, diplomatic relations are going to be more critical than ever, and a high-powered galactic police force isn't very suited to handling something like that." MegaZone got to his feet and spoke for the first time in the meeting, his voice still hoarse from all the yelling he'd done during the battle, but clearly audible in the quiet of the conference room: "I'll take care of that. It'll take me a year, maybe two, to flesh it out, but I should have it ready by the time you're ready to move on your idea." Then he turned and left the room. After a moment's awkward silence, Yuri got up and went after him. After -another- moment's awkward silence, in which R-Type got up and sat down again twice, Gryphon said with slightly forced, slightly mock cheer, "Well! I guess Zoner's gonna cover that part, hopefully he'll deign to let us know exactly -how- he's covering it sometime... " "Ben, I just thought of a problem with your plan," Kei mused. She'd paid little attention to the byplay with Yuri and Zoner; after all this time she'd grown used to her partner's constant frustration with her incomprehensible beau, and resigned herself to her own inability to do anything about it. Gryphon envied her that serenity. "What's that?" he wondered. "Well, say all hell -does- break loose in the next few years. Nobody's going to know who they can trust. -We- know we're trustworthy, but what about the public? Say one of your, your 'experts of justice' goes up to Joe Citizen and wants to ask him something or needs his help with something. How does Joe know he can trust the guy? We'd need credentials that can't be forged or stolen, and trust me, I've been in the enforcement business long enough to know that there's no such thing." Skuld grinned. "Kei, that's beautiful. That's perfect. I've been standing here for the last few minutes listening to the five of you say everything I was afraid I'd have to say for you, and you just nailed the biggest thing I was hoping one of you would notice." She drew herself up and smiled, mock-smug. "It just so happens that I have the answer to your problem." Kei grinned at her. "Do you indeed." Skuld smiled, nodded, and reached into the pocket of her lab coat. When her hand emerged, it was clad in a white glove and held a large lenticular gemstone, perhaps an inch and a half in diameter. This she held up by its edges, displaying its dark face to those assembled. "It happens," she said, "that an Earthman wrote a series of books back in the early twentieth century which involves a force of galactic police who had that very problem, and this was the device their hyperintelligent alien patrons came up with to solve it for them: the Lens. I made this one for a lark, back when I first read the books, never figuring I'd need it for anything... but after the battle, while I was working on the Engine restart code, I had a glimpse of what's to come, and realized it would be needed after all, so I brought it with me." "And you waited for us to talk it all through and realize we'd need it," said R-Type. "I read those books too." Gryphon smiled. "Me too. And you're a lot better looking than Mentor of Arisia." "Maybe you see me as you want to see me, too," Skuld replied with an impish grin. "Anyway. Here's my offer to you, heroes of Midgard: Form your Experts of Justice. Stand against the darkness Surtur will send against your world. Gather your best and your brightest around you. And when you do, I will test them, one by one; and if they be worthy, then I will make them Lenses, to identify them, to guard them against your enemies, to declare their grand purpose to all who see." Urd rolled her eyes. "Please," she said. "Could you lay that on a little thicker?" "I could have said it in Old Norse," Skuld replied. "Point," conceded Urd. "By tomorrow, I can make one for each of you here now," said Skuld, "but in any new endeavor, there must always be one to be first." She smiled, a little shyly, the hint of a blush touching her cheeks. "Gryphon... I made this just after we parted on 03F8. You... you were my hero then. After what you did for me on the Night of Despair, after seeing you in battle against Fenris, against Surtur, you are my hero still." She held out the Lens to him. "The first Lens I made, I made with love for you in my heart... and so you shall be the First Lensman." He stood, stepped toward her, his throat thickening a little. "I... I don't know what to say," he said. Kei leaned over in her chair and dug him in the ribs with an elbow. "You say 'I love you, too, and I'm deeply honored,' you big idiot." Gryphon and Skuld both snickered. "I love you, too," he said, "and I'm deeply honored... " He reached out and touched his fingertips to the Lens, and just as it suddenly flared into brilliant scarlet life, he added, "... you big idiot." Skuld laughed so hard she almost dropped the Lens before he had a good grip on it, but he got his hand around it, and there it was, glowing and faintly warm in his grasp. The light played out between his fingers, drawing parallel slashes on the wall of the dim conference room. He turned it in his hand and looked into its shifting, opalescent depths. From any distance, it seemed to glow a uniform color, but if examined closely, if gazed into, it betrayed an awesome complexity of hue and shading. After a few seconds, its brilliant gleam settled into a lower, steady glow, as that of banked coals. Gryphon gazed down at it for a moment longer, then looked up at Skuld, who had regained control of herself. "It's beautiful," he said softly. Skuld smiled. "I'm glad you like it. Do you remember what it can do?" "Low-level telepathic identification to sentient lifeforms who can see it," he said after a moment's thought. "Lens-to-Lens telepathic communication... immune to eavesdropping?" "As far as I know," Skuld replied. "Before we put it into field use it'll have to be tested. Right now there's only one, and it isn't mine, so there's not much testing I could do." Gryphon nodded. "It has the defense mechanism?" "Just like in the books," Skuld confirmed. "While you're touching it, it's harmless; if it's out of contact and dark, anyone else who touches it gets hurt, probably killed. Our version is a psi shield too. Any psionic tries to probe you without your consent, your Lens will throw back at them double whatever they're trying to hit you with." "I get the feeling that'll come in handy," said Kei. "Can you whip me up some sort of a bracelet for it?" he wondered. "Better than that," Skuld replied. "Turn your right arm over." Gryphon did so, regarding again the odd arm-computer-like vambrace that had sheathed his forearm since Skuld had made new power armor for him during the battle. "What is this, anyway?" he wondered. "What did you do to me out there?" Despite its wording, the question was asked calmly, as though motivated by little more than idle curiosity. "I'm not sure," Skuld admitted, "but... I think the enchantment I wove on your armor affected you as well - combined it and you into a single entity. I'll need to study its effects on you at some length before I can say for certain, but... it wasn't what I was aiming for." She looked abashed, and a little sad. "I'm sorry." "That's why it feels different when I call my armor, then? Because it's coming... coming from -inside me- instead of from an extra-D call-space? Some sort of energy-state cyborg conversion?" "I... I think so, yes." Gryphon shrugged. "Cheer up, don't look so sad. Marty Rose has been like that for 300 years and it hasn't hurt him any." He laughed. "Hell! I've had an Autobot commission since 2005, it's about time I finally learned how to transform." Optimus Prime chuckled. "Earthmen becoming Transformers, Transformers becoming Earthmen... " He shook his head in mock wonderment, then transformed his core robot to its humanoid form. "What's the galaxy coming to?" asked Olaf Petersson with a grin. Skuld smiled. "Thank you," she said. "I'll still want to study what I've done, and see if there's any way I can improve the way it works for you," she went on to Gryphon. He nodded. "In the meantime, see that blank spot?" Gryphon looked. Sure enough, there was a blank spot, a rectangular space near the hand end of the vambrace where no readout, control or decorative contour marred the smooth flatness of the gleaming black metal. "Put your Lens there." Gryphon centered the Lens on the spot, then pressed it down with his finger like a coin. The vambrace shivered, his wrist itched slightly, and then the Lens was part of it, firmly embedded in the center of that one flat spot, still glowing. Skuld nodded. "There's one proof for my theory right there," she said. "It's only touching the metal, but your Lens is still active. The brace is part of you." Gryphon regarded the brace and the Lens for a moment more, then dropped his arm to his side and shook his sleeve down over it. "Time enough to study it later," he said. "And to plan for our new project, as well." He yawned hugely. "Right now all I want is a nap, which proves I'm still human as well as anything can... " In one of the many parts of Metroplex which had been converted into a hospital for the duration, the ship's company of the WDF Delphinus had a large room all to themselves. Except for the four staff officers who had been on their feet upon the ship's arrival - the captain, the chief engineer, the ship's surgeon and the operations officer - no one had been told where they were. Few apart from those four were in any condition to care; they lay sleeping in their beds, at peace and out of pain thanks to the wondrous medicines of Asgard. Of the hundred people who made up the crew of the Delphinus, only four had escaped injury in the action that had led up to the ship's mad rush into unspace: Commander Shannon, Jordan Cochran, the ship's chief medical officer Aeka Shannon, and Fina Brightheart, her assistant. Ten were dead, the rest injured, with injury levels ranging from severe to relatively minor, with the least serious being chief engineer Fio Piccolo's sprained ankle from falling down the after engine room companionway. The walking wounded of the ship's crew had beds as well, more for rest than recuperation. Most were sleeping. A couple were looking out the windows at the Golden City and the lights of Fortress Maximus. Aeka Shannon was asleep in a chair near the door, worn out by her efforts to save her crewmates. She had been remarkably successful; despite the horrible mauling the Delphinus had suffered at the hands of GENOM Battle Group Three, only ten of her crew had died. Part of this success had, admittedly, to be attributed to Engineer Piccolo. For a ship of her size, the Delphinus required a small crew; many of her systems were automated, or run by the ship's central computer system. That system had been slagged toward the end of the battle, one of the several bad turns of luck which had led to the desperate race with the biggest explosion any of them had ever seen. Still, within it was a twist of luck. If Commander Shannon had not had that curious feeling of foreboding when setting out on what would be the Delphinus's last patrol of the twenty-third century, if he had not left the ship's Autonomous Cybernetic Intelligence module behind at Crescent Station, the death toll would have been eleven. Of course, Shannon mused as he walked from bed to bed, nodding and trying to smile at the conscious members of his crew, gazing thoughtfully at those who slept, there was no guarantee that Luna had survived the century-plus of their absence. If Crescent Station had gone undetected and unmolested for those hundred and three years, if it had suffered no random asteroid impacts or other space disasters, she should be all right. If. Kei Morgan walked behind him, half guide and half support. She wasn't touching him, but knowing she was there gave him an anchor of sorts in the sudden disorientation that had become his evening, and he was glad of it. He wished he could do as Aeka had done, and go to sleep. Instead, he had to wake her. It was time for that debriefing Kei had promised. Silently, he touched her shoulder. Aeka opened her eyes, then rose with some effort, and the three of them left, leaving the room and its occupants to their hushed rest. Two other people passed them as they left - Belldandy Morisato and her husband. Belldandy's limiter was back in place; though she had expended almost all of her tremendous energies holding the line for Skuld and her team to rebuild the World-Engine, the restoration of that Engine had revitalized her a little, and though tired, she was no longer overwhelmed with the need for sleep. She -wanted- to, but she didn't -have- to, and there were other things she wanted more. With Keiichi at her side, she had toured the medical facilities of Metroplex, offering words of comfort for the injured and bereaved. As she and Keiichi walked among the Delphinus's crew, they both noticed the woman kneeling on the floor at about the same time. She was at the end of one of the rows, kneeling between two of the beds, her head bowed and hands clasped before her in an attitude of prayer. Belldandy paused, her face thoughtful. Something about the woman seemed familiar, though from the other side of the room, in the dim light, Belldandy couldn't make out much about her - just that she was slender and blonde, dressed in the casual jumpsuit-type duty uniform favored by the Delphinus's crew. This particular jumpsuit had once been white, but that had been before a major battle. Belldandy touched her husband's arm and changed course, walking to the end of the row instead of following the wall. As they drew near, the praying woman noticed their presence and looked up; then she and Belldandy drew back with simultaneous gasps. "Verthandi!" said Fina Brightheart in an amazed whisper. "Seraphina!" Belldandy replied in the same tone. "Then I was right," Fina said. "This -is- Asgard. It's changed so much... I wasn't sure. How did we come to be here?" Belldandy shook her head. "I don't know," she replied. "You'd have to ask Skuld." Then she smiled and embraced Fina. "It's so good to see you again! Several of your shipmates came to Valhalla back then, and told us of the fight your ship had been in when they had passed. When you weren't heard from again, we mourned for you, and wondered how such heroes could have missed Valhalla. Skuld and her sisters of the Valkyrior searched the cosmos for you and found nothing. Where -were- you?" It was Fina's turn to shake her head. "I don't think... we were anywhere," she replied. "For us, the battle ended only hours ago. At one moment we were fleeing for our lives from the captain's trap for the GENOM ships... at the next, we were crashing here." Belldandy considered this, then passed it over. "Skuld will know what happened," she said. "But however it happened, I'm grateful that it did." She hugged Fina again, then turned to Keiichi. "Fina, this is my husband, Keiichi Morisato. Fina worked in the Relief Goddess Office," she explained to him. "She's a goddess first class, limited. One of the best wish fulfillers our office ever had... " Belldandy smiled nostalgically, taking Keiichi's hand in hers again. "But like me, she retired to stay with her last assignment." Fina gazed with troubled eyes at the figure in the bed to her right, sighing worriedly as Belldandy made the comparison. The elder goddess looked and saw what troubled her. The most badly hurt of the survivors was the ship's executive officer and helsman, Vyse enDyne. He had been at the wheel when the Delphinus rammed an Imperial-class Star Destroyer's bridge tower, which was what had wrecked her forward stabilizer fin, crushed the housing over the Moonstone Cannon, and destroyed her figurehead. An old-fashioned, swashbuckling Arcadian sky sailor, Vyse had refused to use the helmsman's support, leaving the folding seat stowed in its deck compartment beneath his feet. The enormous impact had flung him from his post, smashing him against the spokes of the wheel. The impact with the wheel had been exacerbated by the fact that the helm was spinning uncontrollably at the time, causing the handle ends of the spokes to batter his head as if he'd thrust it into a ceiling fan until the wheel finally turned him under like a gear and smashed him to the deck beneath it. Now, in his bed, Vyse looked like he'd gone ten rounds with a Hoffmanite heavyweight boxer, though he was really in somewhat better shape. His thick brown hair stuck out a bit comically from the turban of bandages his head had been wrapped in, and one of his eyes was covered by those same bandages. His nose was taped, and the rest of his face was essentially one great bruise. The rest of him wouldn't have looked much better had a sheet and blanket not been pulled up to his neck; he had several broken ribs and a separated shoulder for his trouble with the wheel. "I've been trying to heal him," Fina said softly, "but my strength is gone. I used all the energy I had just keeping him and the others alive long enough for Aeka to help them... and even at that... I failed some of them." A tear ran down her cheek from one brilliant green eye and splashed against the pale blue of Vyse's blanket. Belldandy put a hand on her shoulder. "You did everything you could, Fina. None of them has anything but gratitude for your efforts." Fina looked sharply at her, surprised, then smiled ruefully. "That's right... you've spoken to them in Valhalla, of course," she said. Her smile was sad as she looked back at Vyse, more tears rolling down her cheeks. "I'm glad they don't think ill of me... but they still died... and Vyse... Vyse may die, too." Belldandy shook her head firmly. "There will be no more deaths here," she said. "The Allfather has decreed it. The wounded will survive the night, and with the dawn, the morning revival of Valhalla will be extended to all the City and the Great Plain beyond. We would be ungrateful hosts indeed if we let any more of our mortal defenders die after something as remarkable as surviving the End of Days." Fina's face broke into a broad and beautiful smile. "Oh, Belldandy," she whispered. "That's wonderful. The Allfather is so kind... " "Grateful is more like it," Keiichi said with a grin. "If not for us mortals, he'd have lost this one." Fina gave him a giggle, then had a serious look for Belldandy. "The End of... this battle was the Ragnarok?" Belldandy nodded. "Then why - the Allfather survived?" "We all survived," said Belldandy. "Skuld called on a friend of ours from Midgard; he called on some friends of his; they called on some friends of theirs; before long, we had an army." "Incredible," Fina breathed. Then she gave a fond, indulgent chuckle and brushed at some of Vyse's stray hair. "Vyse will be upset that he missed it," she said. She turned to the other of the two beds she'd been kneeling between; this one contained a redheaded girl who looked about her own age, also battered and bandaged, though not so badly off as Vyse. "And so will Aika," Fina added, passing her hand gently over the redhead's brow. "They'll both be all right," said Keiichi, nodding firmly. "It's like Bell said - we haven't come this far to lose anybody else now." Fina smiled bravely. "Thank you, Mr. Morisato," she said. Keiichi blushed a little. "Call me Keiichi," he said. "Everybody does." The Morisatos chatted with Fina for a little longer, then quietly left her to her vigil, praying over both of her battered beloved. Rear Admiral Kristan O. Overstreet shuddered as his bare foot hit the cold flagstones surrounding the hot bathtub he'd spent the past hour soaking in. His clothes, cleaned and mended to remove all trace of the battering they'd received in the battle, hung neatly near the door, deposited by a very polite young man who had seemed vaguely, and disturbingly, familiar. The Redneck dressed hurriedly, very chilled out of the water and still feeling as filthy as when he'd lowered himself into the tub. He'd have to ask some god or other about a bathtub for the soul; he felt as if a thin layer of spiritual sludge coated him from head to toe, a residue of his contribution to the effort to stop Surtur. His mind skittered away from that; something inside him did not care to -deal- with the fact that he'd killed one deity and contributed to the defeat of the embodiment of entropy, much less the mind-jarring pollution associated with Surtur's unholy fire. Instead, as he slipped his shoes back on, he concentrated on keeping his balance when his eyes tried to shut themselves and his hands trembled with nervous energy. Mister Overstreet, he thought to yourself, you are most thoroughly wired. The Redneck stepped out of the bathroom into a broad, long corridor that resembled what happened when you put two mirrors at opposite sides of a room, less his own reflection. He'd already been told two things about Valhalla: It was, by design, infinite; and it was impossible to get lost. Whereas Asgard's palaces and streets were defined and permanent, Valhalla tended to subtly redefine itself around the visitor or inhabitant, guiding them to where they wanted, or needed, to be. Redneck -wanted- sleep, but he knew full well his mind was not going to let him shut down for hours yet. A nice, long, tiring stroll, he thought, might get it to change its mind, or else sort something out in the meantime. So thinking, he picked a direction and began walking down the corridor towards the vanishing point. For a few minutes, the plan worked well enough, and he passed room after room of barracks and the occasional private sleeping quarter; then, he began to pass the celebration halls, where the clatter of cutlery on plates, laughter and conversation filled the air. The Redneck checked his watch; the formal 'dinnertime' of Valhalla was only just past, and apparently everyone was settling in to a major feed before the parties. Noting the contents of the next great hall, and the general undress of many of its inhabitants, the Redneck 86ed that thought and considered adjusting his watch; obviously the parties were going on, food or no. In doing this, he took his attention completely off the vanishing point of the corridor, and when he looked back he noticed, not all that distant, an ending. As he stepped forward, the corridor hit a T intersection, with a single wide open door leading into a hall full of raucous celebration. The emblem above the door almost made the Redneck's heart stop. It was the three-jag blocky lightning bolt which represented the Freespacer nation. Cautiously, almost shyly, the Redneck stepped into the doorway and looked around at a sea of grey uniforms. A bandstand at the end of the hall nearest the enormous fireplace had a sextet of performers jamming to a tune Kris recognized from three years prior; in 2387 it'd been a hit too big for even him to avoid. A lieutenant, still wearing his flight suit, looked up from the table nearest the door, saw the Redneck, and jumped to his feet, shouting, "ADMIRAL ON DECK!" The party and music CEASED as the vast hall, thousands of men, women, and 'other' stood to attention; a snare drum rolled, and at the regulation end of the roll, five thousand arms (or appendages) snapped up into salute. The Redneck froze, astonished at a compliment he'd so very, very seldom recieved in the living world, and also ashamed as he saw the faces surrounding him. A few here and there - the Isarugi trio, Reina Sabre Condorcet and the original James Joseph Condorcet, Al 'Bullseye' Zott - came from the old days, but the vast, vast majority of the faces he saw surrounding him had died in the single greatest defeat the Freespacers had ever suffered under his command. "As you were," he rasped, throat choked up as massive waves of angst added to the swaying of his body. "I... I... I don't deserve it..." "Admiral," a smiling face strode forward; Admiral Ben Janacek, commander of the CFMF Polaris' task force, which had gone down to the very last man. "There is not a single man here who blames you for what happened there." He chuckled as he added, "There were two Daleks and a Horta who did, but we brought them around after a while." At the Redneck's glassy stare, he added nervously, "Ah... that's a joke." "Ben..." The Redneck brought his own salute up slowly, touched his brow with reverence. "I wasn't in any condition to tell at the time, but I analyzed the sensor logs of the surviving ships. You could have hit warp and escaped easily, you and your entire command..." "Only if we'd sacrificed you, sir," Janacek replied, "you, and Ms. Curtiss, and Professor Washuu, and the Defiant... and then where would we be now?" Where indeed? The Redneck nodded, stepping slowly past row after row of quiet, attentive pilots, ship's mates, techs, officers, smugglers and pirates, guns for hire, warriors, friends, and comrades. His pace picked up, his carriage straightened as he stepped to the bandstand, imperiously gestured the musicians off the stage, and commandeered the large keyboard. The tune was old, had been when he was young; to many of the dead here, it had been ancient. He'd learned it as part of his fascination with history, in particular the First American Civil War. Unlike most of his favorite songs of that era, it was a Union song, a minstrel tune mourning the loss of the USS Cumberland to the CSS Virginia at Hampton Roads. The words that came from his mouth, however, were a bit different. Oh, shipmates come gather and hear my sad ditty Of the terrible battle that's happened of late The key hung just at the upper register of what Kris was capable of singing without falsetto; a wistful minor key, his left hand managing to coax the bass line of the piano into a strum, his right hand clicking slow grace riffs between upbeats. The eleventh of August brought the day of decision For one hundred ships and their starfighters too But no band of men were more true to their mission Than Janacek's command and the Polaris's crew Oooo, ooooo, oooo... The three wordless notes built slowly louder, the Redneck's touch on the keys heavier, lending the sounds a measure of meaning; a sound of mourning and loss beyond human language. On that terrible day at Wilderness Station The enemy fleet did blot out the sun And as the Tinker descended to her last destination Our comrades were outgunned a hundred to one Then the order went out to break off and scatter, In rapid pursuit the GENOM fleet flew; Save the lives of their comrades nothing else mattered To the brave astronauts of the Polaris's crew Oooo, oooo, oooo... On the second set of mourning notes, several others joined in; behind him, the Redneck heard a guitar and violin pick up the rhythm line, the violinist embellishing the mournful chords with occasional major dominants, adding a note of joy beyond sadness as the Redneck resumed the song. They rammed her and shot her; the vessel was burning The dead and the dying in space they did strew His voice grew harder and louder, the gentle sounds turning to challenge and courage, defying the listener to mourn for it. But the men never faltered, and her guns kept on blazing, "We'll die at our posts," said the Polaris's crew She fell to the guns of the ISD Moray But as her drives died, her banner still flew The Redneck slowed the piano down, bringing the guitarist and fiddler with him, softening his voice again as he finished: And today with the names remembered in glory We cry out the roll call of the Polaris' crew. Quietly, sadly, but proudly, dozens of voices joined in on the last three notes, ringing the hall with a sound beyond mourning; the musical equivalent of a final salute for the fallen. Oooo... ooooo... Oooooo. For a long moment, the Redneck stared down at his hands, at the keys where he'd tried to express a lot more than the song had words for. Although the tears were close to his eyes, he felt lighter, less burdened, than he'd been since that godawful day two years before. He pushed himself up to his feet, shouting, "WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A GODDAMN PARTY!" He grabbed a mug of mead from atop the piano, gulped down a swallow, and shouted, "TO VICTORY!!" as he hurled the glass dead-center into the fireplace. Amidst the resulting cheers and breaking crockery, the Redneck descended the stage, accepting the handshakes, hugs, and cheers of the fallen Freespacer heroes, including a knot of about a hundred Condorcets, male and female which he had to work through - individually - to get back to the door. At the door, he met Dr. Lawrence Mann and Washuu, who apparently had been watching the whole thing. "Hooo... boy... " he muttered. Dr. Mann looked down for a moment, carefully keeping his toes just outside the doorway. "Admiral, I believe we need to have a talk." "Be gentle with him, Larry," Washuu smiled, eyes twinkling with mischief. Ah. With Dr. Mann, Kris might be nervous, but he'd had long experience with Washuu's sense of humor. "Washuu, I'm a little too brain-fried for mind games, okay? What have you planned?" "Planned?" Washuu tried to look her most cute and innocent, with the usual unconvincing saccharine results. "We were just talking shop, right Larry?" "As a matter of fact," R-Type muttered, sensing an uncomfortable confrontation in progress, "we were. Professor Hakubi - " "Washuu-chan!" "Ahem. Washuu-chan was telling me about her experiences with buma reYOW!" Washuu's foot had come down with surprising force across his toes at a critical point. "Whoops! How clumsy of me!" Clumsy, hell. Kris looked confused, being just muddled enough not to catch the reference to May Azland. Washuu sensed his mood much improved over the more recent past, and did not want it spoiled by what her Guinea pig considered one of his greatest failures... R-Type, however, was more alert than the Redneck, if not alert enough. "What was that for? I was only going to say we were talking about - " Larry drew his other foot away from Washuu's descending heel. " - May Azland." The Redneck, to his credit, did not get angry; he did indeed lose a bit of good humor, though. "Oh," he said, managing to compact a couple of books' worth of meaning into the single syllable. "I'd like to see if I could help her," R-Type said. "Is she still operational?" "She's serving with the CFMF Special Marines Unit out on the Cardassian border," the Redneck sighed. "I'm sorry, Doctor, but I honestly think it would have been more merciful if I'd let her die." "Kris, you know you don't mean that." Washuu left off the cute routine, her voice soft and supporting. The change broke something in Kris' attitude, and a hint of anger entered his voice. "Well, I'm sorry! I just... " The Redneck licked his lips, gathered his thoughts, and finally continued, "Sorry, but if you knew just how vital, how... independent... May was, before that goddamn Killer Doll program took over... and compare that to the emotionless ROBOT she's been ever since... " He sighed, the anger passed over, fatigue restoring his neutral emotional state. "May Azland is dead, and I don't much like talking about what's left of her." The silence became a bit awkward as Kris waited for a response, R-Type tried to find a response, and Washuu frowned slightly watching the two. R-Type finally collected his thoughts enough to say, "I'd still like to see what I could do to help her. Her personality engrams may be intact, from what Washuu-chan tells me." "Hm," Kris nodded, looking down, composing himself. When the silence threatened to become overbearing agian, he added, "I'll lay off the love notes from now on. Sorry." "Forget about it," Larry shrugged. "Although the last one is -true,-" the Redneck added. "You need to ream your Enigma Sector sales department a new one." "Quit while you're ahead, Admiral," R-Type smirked wryly. "My first order of business, upon returning home, is to learn how the greatest secret I have became common knowledge." He raised an eyebrow at Washuu as he said this last. "It wasn't easy figuring it out," Washuu offered. "You covered your tracks pretty well, took me about two years to finally get your name. Think about it - one of the two people your daughter trusts more than anyone except you and her mother is sitting right there... and he never knew, either, until I mentioned it." "Yeah," Kris added. "It was a shocker on a lotta levels." "I still should have protected her better," R-Type sighed. "I should have been a better father than I was." "So does my dad," the Redneck smiled. (Where was he anyway?) "So do most parents. It comes with the job, I think." "I guess I should be thankful," Larry sighed again. "For all I knew I was about to be blackmailed. It -would- have been a deadly blackmail weapon if that knowledge had fallen into the wrong hands..." R-Type's grumbling was cut off by Kris and Washuu's laughter. "Rianna obviously didn't tell you what she did with the last blackmailer she ran into," Kris managed to say after half a minute. "He was last seen passing through the Anoat system speeding Rimward with eight crime lords in hot pursuit... " Larry tried to figure out how much of the laughter was mutual fatigue and how much was silliness on his part. "Okay, so it's not the danger it used to be," he admitted. With his own frown, he added, "Speaking of her... what was that about her trust?" "Maybe we should discuss -this- when I'm conscious?" Kris grumbled. "Kris, if you aren't going to tell him, I will," Washuu said soberly. "Larry, I've pledged not to consummate my love with Kris until we're married. Therefore, I've arranged for... well, to be blunt, lovers, to watch him until the time comes. But Kris' parochial little mindset won't let him discuss it." She reached up on tiptoes and ruffled the Redneck's hair, giggling as Kris pulled away sheepishly. "Ah," Larry said, and shrugged. "Well hey, whatever works for you." "Um... " Kris started, still nervous, before Washuu cut in. "That's not the main reason he's nervous. My principal surrogate - and I assure you love is involved, otherwise I'd never permit it - is Rianna." Larry's jaw went slack. "You could have let me pick a better time - " Kris growled, wondering if there was a shotgun in his future now. "If I let you pick the right time, you'd never tell him." "Ahem. If I can try to explain it a bit better than my fiancee, whom I love deeply and therefore will not kill... today," he said, glaring at Washuu. "First and foremost, Rianna is a friend, someone whom I've helped out and who has helped me out many times in the past. I've saved her life; she's saved mine and Washuu's. Most importantly, we've shared each other - not just sexually, that's a minor thing. We've shown each other our hearts, our minds, our memories. Rianna is a lot more than just a sex partner. Never think otherwise." There was a long pause. Finally, Larry did smile. "I'd be a hypocrite if I thought otherwise. Yuri Daniels means just as much to me, pretty much as you described it." He paused, then patted at his pockets and started looking around the corridor. "Now where the hell did I put my shotgun?" "When you find it, lemme know," the Redneck shrugged. "Me, I gotta walk off these post-battle jitters. Later, y'all." With that, he swayed his way down the corridor; after about thirty steps, as Larry and Washuu watched, his form merged with the vanishing point, and then he was no longer there. "Very efficient place," Washuu smiled. "I wonder if I can adapt this to my lab?" "A little -too- efficient," R-Type sighed, checking his watch. "I wonder what Yuri and Zoner are doing?" Yuri didn't know what Zoner was doing either. For her part, she was sitting in one of Metroplex's conference rooms listening while Eris, goddess of chaos, answered a difficult question. "Where," Yuri wanted to know, "did that... -green- thing come from? The one that possessed Zoner, turned him into Loki?" For her conversations with the Wedge Defenders, Eris had reassumed the petite, spiky-blonde form they were more familiar with, instead of the lithe auburn-haired shape she normally wore in Asgard (where she was known as Peorth, the Trickster). Yuri noticed that the shift in appearance caused a shift in personality - the blonde Eris was perkier than the brunette version, and not as sly. All that got filed on a back shelf in Yuri's head, though, as she gave all her conscious attention to the goddess's answer. "Well," said Eris with a sigh, "we'll have to go back a ways to get that one answered right... " SATURDAY, JUNE 23, 2334 IPKISS, A CITY ON THE PLANET ARCUDI A lone, dark figure walks down a dirty, wet street. It is nighttime, and this is a bad neighborhood in which to be out after dark. The dark figure doesn't particularly care. He doesn't, in fact, particularly care about anything any more, or at least, that's what he says. The trouble is that he -does-, and this is what really torments him... for in recent years, he has lost everything he cared about, and come to the point where it seems that he can never find new things about which to care. His name is MegaZone. Once, he was the leader of the greatest force for good the universe had ever known; now, he is a wandering vigilante, a man of no permanent name and no memorable face, doing all sorts of jobs for all sorts of payments. At the moment he calls himself Stanley Carrey, and he has come to the city of Ipkiss, on the planet Arcudi, in the Eldritch Sector, to hunt and kill a major supplier of a particularly nasty street drug by the name of Killer Frost. He has a particular interest in Frost, since he is the one who developed it, albeit for a completely different purpose than that for which it is being used here. His problem is simple: He doesn't want to care. About the people of Ipkiss and the violence which is tearing apart their lives; about the money which the city's government is giving him for doing the job; about the good he will be doing in ridding the galaxy of the man who brought Killer Frost to the Inner Sectors; about himself. He -does- care; but he doesn't want to. Now, as he walks down this street looking to get himself hurt, he is entirely unaware that three of the most powerful beings in creation are watching him, interested, concerned, and more than a little worried. The weirdest adventure of his long and variegated life is about to begin. Invisible to the man who now called himself Stanley Carrey, a trio of women stood at a streetcorner three blocks distant, watching his furtive approach. One, a black-clad woman with alabaster skin and ebony hair, tsked sadly as she watched. "Look at him," said Teleute to her colleagues. "He's all hollow inside... he's forgotten what it is he has to live for. I don't know... maybe it's too late for him. Maybe... maybe it's time I took him home... " "Nonsense," said another, more Asian-appearing woman, her violet hair and disconcertingly pink eyes as at odds with each other as with her diaphanous, insubstantial grey robes. "I'll grant you he's carrying quite a load of emotional baggage, but I hardly think that -oblivion- is the answer to it. I think he just needs - " "We -know- what you think he needs, Kaguya," interrupted the third, ash-blonde, casually dressed and somewhat punk-looking. "You have a tendency to apply the same solution to -everything-, after all." "(If the only tool you have is a hammer... )" said Teleute under her breath, a small grin edging onto her face. "That may be," Kaguya replied, "but even -you- have to admit that I have a high success rate, Eris." "Yeah, I do admit that," Eris replied. "Just trust me on this one, okay? He's been a good follower for a long time. I want to help him out a little... give him a nudge back toward normalcy." "YOU want to help somebody be NORMAL?!" Teleute burst out. "THAT'LL be the day." "Normal is a subjective thing," replied Eris, and stepped out of the interstitial plane into reality. "Impulsive, isn't she?" asked Kaguya as she and Teleute watched Eris go. Without looking at her friend, Teleute replied sardonically, "Pot. Kettle. Black, Kaguya." "Hmph. Frigid bitch." "Because you're my friend, I'm going to forget you said that." MegaZone was somewhat startled by the appearance of the young woman by the lamp-post up ahead; he hadn't seen her come out of the alley, and there was very little he missed. It was almost as if she had stepped right out of the night into the circle of light cast by the lamp, but that was a bit on the ridiculous side, now wasn't it? His nerves, he decided, must be getting the best of him. Four inconclusive and largely useless encounters with random low-echelon members of the Killer Frost gang will do that to a person. It was when she started walking toward him that he began to get... well, nervous wasn't the right word. Concerned, perhaps. He sized her up, trying to do so without looking as if he were looking intently at her, a skill he'd cultivated over the last few decades of trying to be unobtrusive. She didn't appear to be armed, not that -that- necessarily meant anything... but nothing in her bearing or gait indicated hostility, and that was a much better indicator as far as he was concerned. He kept his guard up, as always, but took no action. As she drew nearer, he could see that she was pretty, with a sprightly, open face, shaggy ash-blonde hair and blue-grey eyes. She was dressed casually, in a half-laced pair of mosh boots, tattered jeans, a white t-shirt and denim jacket. Around her neck, an eight-arrowed Chaos pendant glittered. She looked familiar, but Zoner couldn't place her. "Hi," she said brightly, falling into step next to him. "Hi," he replied, not so much a word as an articulate grunt. "Say, don't I know you?" she asked. "Doubt it. That kind of face." "Aren't we talkative." "Busy." "Well, listen, I'd love to stay and play 20 Monosyllables with you, but I've got a pretty busy schedule. I just came by to give you this, anwyay." She reached into her coat, and he nearly reacted with an instinctive attack until she pulled out something which quite clearly wasn't a weapon. She had handed it to him, and he had taken it, before he really knew what was going on, and then he had stopped walking and she was moving on. "Use it when you feel the time is right," she said. "It'll bring some much-needed chaos back into your life. Take care, Zoner." He started as if stung, but she had disappeared. Confused nearly beyond reckoning, he looked down at the object he had been given. It was a mask of a stylized human face, apparently made of some kind of green wood, with a thin metal bar riveted down along the bridge of the nose. As he regarded it, he had the uncanny impression that it was looking back at him. Unwilling to just toss it away - who -was- that?! - he stuck it in his coat and kept going. After all, he had a schedule to keep to as well. Halfway to his appointed destination, MegaZone was jolted out of his reverie - he was already considering the tactics he would use against the distribution house he was approaching - by a shrill scream. His sophisticated audio system pinpointed it as having come from somewhere to his east - that would be left. He turned to look, switching his optics to thermograph, and saw a familiar scenario unfolding just beyond the opposite wall: two silhouettes, one with the cool outline of a gun in its hand, menacing a third, slender, curved in the right spots... Salusian, too, if he wasn't mistaken. "Goddamn it!" he hissed to no one. "I don't have time for this. I don't care about this. I don't... ... ... Fuck it!" He started to run toward the wall, then paused for a moment. If he were seen here, he could be identified later on - a connection could be made by the local police, who were in the Frost gang's pocket, with the distribution house... ... the mask. He took it out of his coat, and again it seemed to be looking at him, almost curiously. "Here goes nothing," MegaZone remarked, and raised it to his face. It was the least accurate thing he'd said in a long time. As it happened, the two gentlemen who were menacing the young Salusian woman on the other side of the brick wall were members, very minor ones, of the Frost gang. They were on their way back to HQ - the very house Zoner was planning to hit - when they saw this unfortunate girl, a student from Salusia Tech visiting a friend who was attending Arcudi University, lost in the wrong part of town at the wrong time of day. Being enterprising lads, they decided to improvise some entertainment. As they moved in for that entertainment, they paused for a moment as the wind carried them a sound over even her shrill screaming: the sound of a grown man, crying out in pain, surprise, or both. "What was that, Leroy?" one of them inquired. "How the fuck should I know?" replied Leroy. To their right, the brick wall exploded, and a weird, gravelly, boisterous voice bellowed: "K I C K O U T T H E J A M S , M O T H E R F U C K E R S ! !" "What in the HELL is that?!" wondered Leroy as he and his partner surveyed the creature that was approaching them. It was humanoid in shape, and male; it stood perhaps seven feet tall, with shoulders so broad they looked like they'd been padded with a plank. Part of that might have been the razor-pointed shoulder pads in the coat of the fluorescent green suit the apparition was wearing, complete with matching-style fright-orange trench coat and fedora and a necktie covered with little purple skulls. The muddy gleam from the nearby streetlamp gleamed on its spit-polished brown and white saddle shoes - and its toothy grin, for that was the most noticeable feature of its face. Its face was a leering green mockery of a human face, with popping red eyes and a huge, grinning mouthful of teeth that were each a good inch square. It had no hair or noticeable ears, and a tiny nose which was dwarfed by the huge eyes and teeth that surrounded it. A smoldering Havana cigar hung from one side of its enormous leering mouth. The whole thing was, in fact, so terrifying that Leroy and his friend forgot to scream. "NoW bOYs," it said, "CoRReCt mE if I'M wRoNG, buT it sEeMS To mE ThAT yoU wEre jUst aBoUT To dO sOmethInG unPleaSaNT to tHIs yoUng lAdy." "Aba - aba - aba - aba" replied Leroy. "WhAt tHe hEll do THEY hAve To do WiTH thIs?!" asked the green-faced monster. Then it shrugged. "Ah WeLL, nO MaTteR." Reaching into its coat, it pulled out a nine-foot steel crowbar which had made no particular bulge before. "hOld tHat poSe, bOyS, 'n UncLe StAn's goNnA dO soMeThiNG UnpLeASanT To YOU." It was then that Leroy had the presence of mind to actually raise his gun, draw a bead, and shoot. The green-faced thing jerked a few times as Leroy pumped a few rounds of 10mm Caseless through him, staining his garish outfit with crimson splotches of blood. Then he grinned even wider. "ThAt wAsN'T vERy NIcE," he said reproachfully. Leroy shifted his point of aim upward and fired again; the green thing caught the slug neatly in his enormous teeth, then shook his head. As he did, the cigar fell to the ground, and his eyes slanted down comically to look at it, then back up at Leroy, brow furrowing. "'N NAT wZ Jst PlN iNexCuz'bL," the green thing muttered around the bullet in his teeth, then wound up and spat it out. Leroy's partner jerked back a step, then crumpled to the ground, already dead as his hand rose to clutch at the wound in his chest. "LooK at thAt," said the green thing reproachfully. "NoW yOU weNt And kIlLeD yoUr PaL. YoU'Re ReaLLy bAttInG a thoUSaNd TodAy." "S-stay away from me, you freak!!" Leroy shrilled. The green thing looked inestimably hurt. "'FrEak'?" he said, putting a splayed hand to his bloody chest. "MoI?" He turned to the Salusian girl. "DoEsn'T sEEm fAir tO me, hOw 'BoUT yOu? I mEan, HeRe'S thIs crEEp, oUt HerE trYinG to dRAg You oFf 'n Do WHO KNOWS WHAT tO, 'n hE thInkS hE gEts Off cAllInG ME a fREak 'coZ I goT bIg TeeTH. SheEsh! ThE nErVe'A soMe peoPlE." He threw away the crowbar and then took Leroy's gun away from him, pointing it straight at him with a humongous grin. "So hOw MaNy shOts'S thIs chEaP LitTle poPpeR hoLd, aNywAY?" he asked conversationally. "Ah, No MaTTeR. I'Ll fInd OuT." Leroy squeezed his eyes shut and gritted his teeth, making a high whimpering noise as the green creature pulled the trigger. With a BOING sound, a little flag sprang out of the barrel and unfolded. It read, "BANG." Leroy, surprised at not being dead, opened his eyes, saw, and then turned and ran. "HeY, YoU FoRgoT yoUr - Oh, neVeR MiND." The green thing raised the flagged gun and aimed it, then pulled the trigger again, and with a pleasant whizzing sound, the flag shot from the barrel, turned over once, and plunged several inches into the back of Leroy's head. He immediately face-faulted, skidding to a halt to lie face-down on the dirty pavement with a little white flag reading "BANG." gaily protruding from the back of his skull. "No NEeD to ThAnk mE," said the green thing grandiosely, spinning the gun around his finger a few times and then eating it. "I'M oNly doIng whAt anY gooD citIZeN woUld Do - iF, Of couRsE, hE HAppEneD tO be A KiND-hEarTeD, RoManTic, heRoiC dO-goOdeR lIke mySelF." The girl screamed and ran like hell. "HmPh," said the green thing, looking nonplussed. Then he shrugged, turned, and, eyes bugging several inches out of his head, checked an enormous Mickey Mouse watch which sprang out of his sleeve when he pushed it back, then vanished inside when he let it fall again. "OmIGoSh!" cried the thing that had been MegaZone, slapping his forehead. "i'M lAte foR mY aPpoIntMenT wIth DoCtOR FroSt!!" Then he zoomed away like a little orange whirlwind. Behind him, Eris nearly died laughing, while Teleute looked at Kaguya and spun a fingertip next to her temple. "Those were the days," said Eris nostalgically. "By the end of his time on Arcudi, he gave the mask back, of course. Being responsible for that much power scared him, he said, and I think being that close to the source of Chaos frightened him too. He wasn't ready for it. I kept it around for a rainy day. I hate to throw things out. So... " She shrugged. "Not my best idea. I never expected Loki to get hold of it and use it to possess an avatar." Yuri looked the goddess of discord straight in the eye and said, "He's not going to get over this, is he." Despite the wording, it was not a question. "No," Eris admitted, "I don't think he is, not the way you mean. He won't be able to just go back to being what he was before... but he might be able to use it to become something better." "Better how?" Yuri asked, skeptical, but interested. "Your universe is a complex and dangerous place, and it's showing a trend toward becoming a lot -more- complex and dangerous in the immediate future," said Eris. "I know because I can feel the patterns that exist in chaos. So can Zoner, only he doesn't understand what they mean yet. He thinks he's losing his sanity when he's really gaining another sense. He needs help learning how to control and manage that sense, or he really -will- go mad... but if he -does- learn to control it, it can serve him, and your world. It's a powerful tool, and dangerous. Not one mortal man in a billion, a trillion, could handle it." "But you think Zoner can." "I know he can, if he's taught." Yuri got up and paced away from Eris, thoughtful. She stopped by the window, turned, and said, "Do you want something from me? Is that why you're telling me all this?" Eris nodded. "I want you to understand." "You? The goddess of discord?" "Discord doesn't necessarily imply confusion," Eris replied. "There is a clarity in chaos if you have the right combination of brilliance and madness to walk in balance with it. MegaZone has that." "So why ask me? Do you want my permission to teach him or something? I'm not his mother, for God's sake." "No, but he's special to you, and you to him. He's only recently been restored to you. I don't want to take him away again so soon without making you understand why it has to be." "I don't own him," Yuri replied. "Yuri, please," said Eris, rising. "I don't want to be your enemy." "You're not," said Yuri. "I'm not angry at you. I'm angry at... well, nothing, I suppose. I'm angry at fate, or destiny, or whatever." She sat down again, shaking her head. "I wish my life were simpler. I wish we could just be happy." "You can," Eris said. "You will. But happiness has to be fought for, Yuri, and sacrificed for. I'm asking you to sacrifice the short term for the long, to be patient a little while more. You resonate with his pattern in ways I can't even begin to describe to you, but I can't teach him with you nearby -because- of that resonance." Yuri looked at the newly blonde goddess for a long time, then nodded, slowly. "I understand," she said. "Good." Eris smiled. "Thank you for taking the time to." Yuri left the conference room and went down the hall, then took a lift to the ground level and went outside. With all the lights of Metroplex, Fortress Maximus, and the parked starships on, the Golden City radiant, and the fireworks still popping off at random, the plain - so recently the site of so much carnage - had a curiously festive air. Even the wreck of the Delphinus didn't look out of place as crews of dwarves set up work lights around it. Yuri supposed she should go say hello to Rob Shannon and his crew, but she didn't really feel like old home week right now. She almost walked into Zoner before she realized he was there. "Oh!" she said, taking a hopping half-step back; she and he looekd at each other for a moment in awkward silence. "Uh... hi," she finally said. He looked a bit mournful as he said, "Eris talked to you, didn't she?" Yuri nodded. "Uh-huh." Zoner shook his head. "I asked her to leave it to me, but she thought she could handle it better... " "It's OK," Yuri said, "she did a good enough job. I think I understand as well as I ever can." "I'll come back, you know," he said as he enfolded her in his arms. "It's not like last time." "I know," she replied, her voice catching. "But I won't miss you any less." "Hey!" came the cheery voice of Larry Mann from somewhere behind Zoner. "Isn't this something? What a night! Hell of a lot better than last night, for sure." About then, R-Type got close enough to realize in the half-light that Zoner wasn't just standing there alone looking at the city, and his voice trailed off in embarrassment. "Oop. Er, sorry, I didn't realize. I'll, uh, go and see how - " "No," said Zoner, releasing Yuri and turning to R-Type, "that's OK, Larry, stick around. There's something I want to talk to you about anyway." "Oh?" R-Type's glance flicked from Zoner's tired, unshaven mug to Yuri's red-rimmed eyes. "Uh... OK. What?" "I have to go away for a while," said Zoner. "I don't know how long, but probably at least a year." "Go away? But you just got back!" "I know," said Zoner, "and it isn't my first choice, but it's something I -need- to do. I just finished telling Yuri it isn't like last time. I'm not going away to destroy myself. I'm going away to -save- myself, to make myself stronger." Zoner chuckled a little, laughing at himself. "Look, Skuld is right - the galaxy as we know it is in trouble, Larry. I've got an idea for a way to safeguard it, and when I get back, I'm going to need your support to make it happen, but before I can start I have to get a few things sorted out, and that's why I'm leaving. Yuri can tell you the rest when there's more time." "You're right," said R-Type, "that does sound crazy... but from you, I believe it." He straightened himself up a little. "You can count on me for whatever support you need when you're ready to start... uh, whatever it is you're starting." Zoner's smile was warmer this time. "Good. In the meantime, though, I need you to do something -really- important. I need you to watch over the most important piece of my world while I'm away." R-Type blinked at him. "You mean - " MegaZone nodded and took a step away from Yuri, then held both her hands in his and looked down into her eyes. "Yuri," he said to her gravely, "I don't know what will happen to either of us in the next few years. I don't know what we'll be to each other by the time we see each other again. I can't see the future... " He chuckled at himself again. "... yet. I only know that I love you, and I trust you, and I support your decisions. All of them. And I always will." He gazed at her intently and said once more, firmly, "It's not like last time." Yuri Daniels smiled through her tears and hugged the man she'd loved for four hundred years as tight as she could. "Me too," she whispered in his ear. They held the embrace for several seconds, then separated; Zoner held her shoulders in his hands for a moment, kissed her, grinned at R-Type, and then turned and walked away, melting into the darkness. Gone. R-Type and Yuri stood alone and looked at each other for a few moments. Then she dashed at her tears, took his arm, and said, "Come on, let's go see what's happening in the Great Hall." "Or who," said Larry, and they laughed as they crunched through the snow toward the City of the Gods. The palace - in fact, the entire Golden City, and Metroplex too - was ringing with celebration, good cheer, and wanton debauchery, but somehow, after the emotional wringer of the past few days, Gryphon just didn't feel up to debauching. Instead he was shut up in one of the celestial palace's bedchambers, lying in the middle of a bed the size of an apartment he had once occupied, too knackered to sleep. The events of the last three days tumbled through his head in a loop, too fast for him to sort out, as they had happened too fast for him to think. Everyone who had come here from Midgard would be forever changed by their experiences defending the City of the Gods. He raised his right forearm in the gloom and studied the dully gleaming metal vambrace that sheathed it, and the softly glowing Lens set into the surface of the metal. With concentration, he could make the vambrace go away, leaving just the Lens as though grafted to the skin of his arm; with a little more, he could make the Lens disappear as well. By default, though, both were there, would be there some good approximation of forever. Skuld's desperate enchantment had taken him and his armor apart at a level few mortals even understood and put them back together as a single creature. He wasn't worried for his humanity. Martin Rose had undergone a similar change years before and it hadn't damaged his, after all. With a sigh he dropped his arm and looked up at the room's vaulted ceiling. In his day, he'd slept in some opulent places - this room was certainly at or near the top of that list - and some absolute hellholes - that dumpster on Warren's Planet came to mind. It was a rapidly developing philosophy of his that the venue mattered little in comparison to the company. Speaking of which... The room's door opened, briefly allowing the noise from outside to spill in; then it closed with a clunk, and that noise was cut back to a near-subliminal hum again. Moments later, his face creased into a smile as a familiar form slipped into the bed next to him, nestling by his side with an ease and comfort born of long familiarity. "Hi," said Kei softly, her breath warm against his neck. "Hi," he replied. "I thought you'd be celebrating." "Who says I'm not?" she asked, slipping an arm round and hugging him. "I had this funny feeling that something was missing, though, so I came looking for it." "Better keep looking, then... nothing here but me." "You sound depressed." "I am, a little," he admitted. "Why?" He shrugged. "Ah, I dunno," he replied. "Just the letdown, I guess. I've been riding one shockwave after another for the last 48 hours. You know how I always slump a little when I get a chance to relax after something like that." Kei nodded. "Yeah, I know. But what the hell, you can't miss -this- party. C'mon out and say hello to some folks, have something to eat. You'll feel better once you're out in the light." She got up and tugged gently at his arm. "C'mon." She grinned at him, her teeth a white blur in the dimness of the room, and added conspiratorially, "We can come back later if you get bored." He grinned back, swung his feet out, and climbed to his feet. "OK, sure," he said. "Let's go mingle." Jordan Cochran stood in the snow, watching as the dwarves looked over the wreckage of the ship she had called home for centuries. Commander Shannon stood off to the side, his hands in the pockets of his foul-weather parka, looking disconsolate. Poor Fio Piccolo, the ship's chief engineer, had been beside herself with grief when she got a good look at what had become of her treasured ship. Fio looked all right now, though. She was standing next to the squat and powerful shape of the Axalon's chief engineer, Rhinox, pointing to various structural details of the ship. Jordan couldn't hear Fio talking from where she stood, but she could see clouds of mist and knew that the engineer must be explaining to the Maximal some finer point of the horrible pounding the vessel had taken. The raptor officer shifted from foot to foot, uncomfortable in the cold but too worried for her ship and shipmates to leave. She clicked the talon of her forefinger against that of her thumb, a long-established nervous habit which had long since ceased to annoy her shipmates. She had a habit of tapping her fighting claws against the deck, too, but out here that didn't accomplish anything other than to make her toes colder. "You shouldn't worry," a voice said from behind her - a harsh voice, she thought, but not without compassion. Her head whipped around on her long, flexible neck. It was another Maximal. She wasn't very familiar with them; she knew that they were small cousins of the Autobots, mostly around human-sized, who could assume the shapes of animals rather than vehicles or equipment, and that there weren't very many of them in the universe, but she'd never really met one before. This one was big for a Maximal, big and powerfully built. The lines of his cobalt-blue faceplate were aquiline, as harsh as his voice, but there was something noble about his golden helmet and the way he carried himself. His barrel chest and powerful arms were scaly, covered in a hide that was not unlike Jordan's own. "Rhinox is one of the galaxy's finest engineers," the Maximal continued. He smiled at her, a smile full of needle-sharp, jagged teeth, but the way it changed the shape of his glowing red optics was kind and even a little mirthful. "There are many other great craftsmen and engineers gathered here as well. You picked a most fortunate place to crash. Your ship will be well before you know it." Jordan gazed at him, almost unprecedently lacking anything to say. After a few more moments gazing at the Delphinus, the Maximal twitched, sparking, and made an irritated growling sound. "My damage is not healing fast enough this way," he grumbled. "Beast mode." With that he transformed, seeming almost to collapse into himself, as metal subsided beneath more scaly hide and his shape became more slender and quick. Jordan caught her breath as his transformation finished and his long, powerful tail swept the snowy ground restlessly. He was a velociraptor too! And quite a handsome one, at that... "I am being rude," the Maximal observed, more conversational than apologetic. "My name is Dinobot." "Uh... I'm Jordan," she said, and once she found her tongue again, the floodgates were open. "Senior Lieutenant Jordan Cochran OEK Wedge Defense Force Deep Space Patrol graduate with honors Wedge Defense Force Academy 2105 Advanced Starship Tactical School 2107 chief operations officer of the WDF Delphinus I am required by galactic law to inform you that I am a genetically engineered lifeform." Dinobot blinked his silvery eyes at her, slowly, not at all fazed by her torrent of biographical data. "Indeed," he said. "So, in a way, am I. And have you eaten, Senior Lieutenant Jordan Cochran, OEK?" "Um... " She grinned. "Not since 2288." Dinobot smiled. "Then you must be quite hungry. Come. Though cold, the night teems with life. Let us hunt." Without waiting for her response, Dinobot wheeled and dashed toward the ridgeline to the east. Jordan stared after him for a moment, her mind whirling. Awfully forward, wasn't he? She wasn't that kind of girl! And anyway, he wasn't even a real raptor, he was some kind of robot! Still, he was handsome. And she was hungry. And even under the sounds of the celebration she could hear the soft night sounds of suitable prey. Smiling, she ran after him. Fio, Rhinox, two dwarves, and Leonardo da Vinci didn't notice her leave. They were engaged in a discussion which ranged from a spirited discourse on repairs and improvements to the fallen Delphinus to one-word-from-bloodshed arguments about the feasibility or desirability of such improvements when Thor strolled over to the group. The God of Thunder, a couple of bandages still patching his shoulder and arms, nodded amiably to the group of engineers. "Good evening," he rumbled quietly, his voice silencing the shouting-match between Fio and Leonardo. "What's the verdict on the ship?" "Nothing serious," one of the dwarves muttered. "Only some minor fracturing of the keel and cosmetic damage." "NOTHING SERIOUS??" Fio looked ready to burst a blood vessel, preferably someone else's. "You should see some of the ships we get back from raids to Jotunheim," the dwarf smirked in reply. "Most of your ship's structure is still sound, and what isn't can be healed. The only question to hand is how much of your primitive equipment needs replacing. How many millenia has it been since your last refit?" "Patience, brother," the other dwarf sighed, "she's only mortal, after all." Fio probably would have blistered the ears of all present after the ensuing half-second of total silence, had the quiet metallic thumping sound not finally made itself known to the group. It came from the lower rear of the Delphinus, in an area badly crumpled by the ship's final landing. Fio turned her head, took a few steps, then shouted, "It's coming from the hangar bay!" and broke into a dead run along the length of the ship. She ducked beneath the wreckage of the wing before coming to a spot of armor near the very back of the ship. Beyond the intact armor, the soft thumping could be clearly heard. WHONG. WHONG. WHONG. "There's nothing in this part of the ship which should make this sound," Fio gasped. "Brittany's in there!" Rhinox, for all his bulk and apparent slowness, had managed to be the first one to join Fio. "Brittany?" "Fighter pilot," Fio said hurriedly. "The ship has - had - a half-squadron of experimental heavy fighters, crewed by the skipper's old fighter squadronmates. The squadron scattered during the battle to draw forces away from our home base's location, but Brittany's fighter took a hit and couldn't make hyperspace; she was attempting a crash-landing in the hangar when we made the misfold." "Then let's go in and get her," Thor rumbled, not even winded by the brisk run; the dwarves and da Vinci were bent over their knees gasping from the sprint. "Can't do it," Fio sighed. "The hangar doors were demolished by the crash-landing, and the bay was cut off from the rest of the ship by battle damage. It'll take hours to remove the debris, and days to cut through the hull without damaging anything inside." "BAH!" Thor drew Mjollnir from his belt and began twirling it on its leather strap. "You want IN there?" With a roar he flung his arm forward, and with a crash of thunder blended with a deafening metallic WHAM!, the duralloy armor parted like paper, shredding open in a wide tear tall enough to admit the thunder god without stooping. "THERE!" Thor shouted triumphantly, stepping forward. "You GOT iiii... hello." Thor's focus centered on the armed PPG pistol aimed at his nose from a distance of perhaps five centimeters. The figure holding it, easily Thor's height even discounting the armor and the elevation of the deck on which she stood, stared rock steady from large green cat-eyes, cheetah-spotted hair running into a ponytail behind the ruins of her helmet. A thin cut marred her forehead, matching the battered and cracked armor very well. The shape of her legs and bulk of muscle marked her as Kilrathi; the custom cut of her armor and the slender torso marked her as a female mammal beyond all doubt. "DO. YOU. SURRENDER?" The voice, a melodious voice which in better times would be prone to giggles and sweetness, had a hard, no-nonsense edge now. Brittany Shannon's hand didn't even twitch, her eyes boring their way into Thor's, defiant and angry. Thor let Mjollnir's strap slide down around his wrist, raising empty hands into the air. "For such a brave and beautiful spirit as you, any time." He smiled warmly. "Good," Brittany said, nodding, slowly lowering her weapon. "Right. Fine. S'long we got that... straiight..." Brittany's eyes rolled up, her armored form went limp, and she fell unconscious into Thor's arms. Thor bent down, felt for Brittany's pulse. Finding one, he nodded with satisfaction, lifted her as lightly as a more mundane kitten, and walked away towards one of the aid stations with a spring in his step and an indestructible smile on his face. Fio stared after them for several moments, until she heard the dwarves commenting about the inferior grade of armor mortals used. With higher-priority tasks at hand, she quite forgot about Thor and Brittany for the moment. The skipper would take care of it. Brit was his adopted daughter, after all. "... o/~I love you so..." Applause, cheering and laughter erupted from the crowd as Aya Nakajima bowed to the crowd of Asgardian defenders who had gathered in this particular room of the great Hall of Valhalla to eat pig, drink mead, and rock out. Her backup band, consisting of a GENOM gunner's mate, two dead Japanese Imperial fighter pilots, and Freija Lightwalker, left the instruments reluctantly, making room for new occupants to take the stage. As a Royal Army drummer boy from the American Revolution took the stage and demonstrated some licks not found in His Majesty's Manual of Arms, Aya mingled with the more savory group of the celebrants in the hall, graciously accepting compliments from various well-wishers. Near the back of the hall, the other five senior officers of the Charlemagne waited patiently for their number one party girl to rejoin them. Suddenly, Aya came face-to-ribbons with a tall man in an immaculate white uniform. "Pardon me," she muttered, looking up - into the red eyes and blue face of Grand Admiral Thrawn himself. "Quite all right, Captain," Thrawn replied. He smiled, a genuinely warm smile which softened his otherwise hard, aquiline face. Aya found herself, for once in her life, uncertain as to what to do or say next. "Ah, well, ah," she muttered awkwardly, "I, ah, wasn't expecting to see you here..." "And why not?" Thrawn's smile grew slightly. "Music is, of course, an art to be studied and appreciated like any other. And I quite appreciated your performance, Captain Nakajima. I found your selection of material to be both fascinatingly incongruous and hauntingly appropriate. Perhaps I shall have the opportunity to study it more in the future." As Aya struggled to find some response to this compliment (if a compliment, in fact, it was), a feminine voice behind her added, "Allow me to add my compliments to the Grand Admiral's. I found your performance technically superb while also artistically gifted." Aya turned around to see Captain Saavik looking cooly at her. "Have you considered a career in singing?" Again Aya was left with little or nothing to say, and as she struggled with suddenly nonfunctional vocal cords, Thrawn nodded to Saavik. "Ah, good evening, Captain. My congratulations upon your promotion." He smiled quietly and said, "I fully expect both of you to prosper, assuming you live." "T-thank you," Aya finally managed to say. With a further effort, she managed, "Ah, y'know, in a way it's a shame we never, y'know, fought, or anything... " "Oh, I wouldn't say that," Thrawn smiled, this time with a trace of impish amusement. "We've met in combat before, Captain... or should I say 'SakePrincess?'" Aya blinked, flushing red. "You're... Leonardo?" Thrawn nodded. "At last count, I believe I have killed you in thirty-seven consecutive Deathmatches, Captain. You're remarkably easy to lure into a frontal attack." Aya felt about three inches tall. Before Saavik could make a comment about the relationships between Cyberdoom and starship combat, a new figure took the stage. However, scorning the guitars, piano, horns and other instruments, this performer had brought her own instrument, and she brought it to play with gusto, cranking out chords and notes in a quick-beat, swinging rhythm. After a moment, the accordionist began singing as well, in a drawling, blurred language, not quite French or English, which left the audience shrugging to each other. Thrawn blinked, recognizing the singer but not the music. "General Tangril... what is she singing?" Saavik and Aya both shrugged helplessly. "It's a love song," a new voice said over the music. Rear Admiral Overstreet walked up to the little group, looking extremely tired but far too buzzed to sleep. "The language is Acadienne, or Cajun, and it hails from a small little patch of Earth known as southern Louisiana." As the foursome watched, Rayna Tangril cranked out the music and sang loud and strong, leading a large number of the listeners to clap along with the beat as her fingers flew over the accordion keys. If one looked carefully, one might notice the symptoms of overindulgence in alcohol, but the sheer energy the GENOM fighter commander put into the music seemed to belie her drunken state. "Excuse me, sirs and ma'ams," another GENOM pilot, a tall, young-looking human male with dark hair and slate-grey eyes, said, "but when Rayna hauls out the accordion, it's time to take the bottle away from her and put her to bed." Kris smiled. "Wait a moment, Colonel - ?" "Stele," the GENOM pilot said, nodding. "Maarek Stele." "Well, Colonel Stele," Kris smiled, "I haven't heard good zydeco in over twenty years, so if you'll excuse me..." The drummer boy, clearly out of his element, had retreated from the stage, leaving Rayna alone; Kris jumped up and moved over to the keyboard, filling in behind Rayna's lead with a basic N'awlins blues rhythm line. A few minutes later, a couple of Jeb Stuart's Confederate cavalrymen and a Navy frogman had joined in, and for the next thirty minutes or so, the hall rang with music, ending with a hearty rendition (and two encores) of "Jambalaya". Through it all, the three Midgard ship commanders uttered only the following exchange. THRAWN: Your commander is a unique individual. AYA: So's your flight leader. SAAVIK: Most illogical. Gryphon had entered the Great Hall during the zydeco concert, and was now sitting quietly on the edge of the stage, smiling to himself. A black Stratocaster with a microamp plug in its output jack was slung over his shoulder, but he wasn't playing it, just holding it, patiently waiting his turn and enjoying the music. As Redneck, Rayna Tangril, and their backup quit the stage, Redneck turned to the Wedge Defender and bowed him onto it with a flourishing gesture. Grinning, Gryphon took the invitation. Kei installed herself behind the drum kit. Eiko Rose - another redhead and another guitarist - joined them, and with them too was Rhinox, who in earlier times had been a sometime bassist for the WDF's old band, Card Number One. Finally Derek Bacon and Martin Rose mounted to either sides of the stage; they carried no instruments, but took up positions at opposite stage-front corners, slipped on identical wraparound sunglasses with military precision, and folded their arms imposingly. Wedge Defenders current and former all over the hall roared with laughter at the old inside joke. All of them were impressed - to their knowledge, there had never been a band with -two- Shades players before. Gryphon smiled at his impromptu audience, and as he did they somehow caught the different energy coming from him. He wasn't flushed and exuberant as Tangril and Redneck had been, but he wasn't sad either - there was just a kind of wistfulness about him that struck them all as different. Whatever it was, it quieted the Great Hall as he stepped up to the microphone. "I'm not going to stay up here long," he promised, to cheerful jeers from Fritz Koopman and his Dragon squadron in the back. "I just wanted to run off a favorite lick of mine in honor of... of all those who couldn't be with us here tonight." He smiled again. "Call it my tribute to absent friends." "One, two, three," said Kei quietly in the background, and she, Eiko and Rhinox struck up a simple backing beat as Gryphon walked the Strat through a bright and bluesy intro. You get a shiver in the dark, it's a-rainin' in the park but meantime South of the river you stop and you hold everything A band is blowin' Dixie double fourtime You feel all right when you hear the music ring Well now you step inside but you don't see too many faces Comin' in outta the rain to hear the jazz go down Too much competition from other places Ah but the horns, they blow that sound Way on down south Way on down south, London town Now check out Guitar George, he knows all the chords But he's strictly rhythm now, he doesn't wanna make it cry or sing Oh yes that old guitar is all he can afford When he gets up under the lights to play his thing And Harry doesn't mind if he doesn't make the scene He's got a daytime job he's doin' all right But he can play the honky tonk like anything Savin' it up for Friday night With the Sultans With the Sultans of Swing There was a little riff Gryphon played at the end of every verse, in addition to the musical commas he was tacking onto every line, and after this verse, he put a little more energy into it than he had been. That increased energy was matched by his band, and it showed in the way he sang and played through the next verse: There's a crowd of young boys they're foolin' around in the corner Drunk and dressed in their baggies and their platform soles Yeah they don't give a damn about any trumpet-playin' band That ain't what they call rock an' roll And the Sultans Yeah the Sultans play Creole This time Gryphon turned the little verse-ending riff into a short solo, and as he did, Eiko changed her pattern too. She never broke out of the rhythm role, but she modified her rhythm line to match the variations Gryphon was putting into the main theme, until he walked it back around to where it belonged again - this time with a -lot- more energy - and sang: Then the man he steps right up to the microphone He says at last just as the time bell rings "Good night, now it's time to go home" But he makes it fast, there's one more thing: "We are the Sultans We are the Sultans of Swing" Now the riff broke out into a full-on solo, and as Gryphon played, Eiko got more and more creative with her rhythm-line embellishments until finally she and he were swapping lead. Rhinox started getting fancier with his basslines too, and before long he was into the solo act as well. Kei kept kicking them all along, providing the common thread that held everything the three axe-wielders did together as a single song, and soon the stocky brown-haired man, the two redheads, and the burly green-and-brown robot were rolling along with a manic blues-rock energy that the rather subdued beginning to their song had completely lacked. Elves, dwarves, gods, pilots, soldiers, tankers, Vikings, Autobots, bugs, and assorted others shouted, and stamped, and banged tankards on tables. The only members of the band not totally immersed in what they were doing now were the two shadesmen, who, truth be told, weren't quite doing their jobs any more. They were supposed to stand there and scowl, but both of them were having too much fun to keep from grinning beneath their sleek black shades. To the musicians it seemed to go on forever, until suddenly they came to the place where their instincts told them, "End it." And end it they did, coalescing suddenly and perfectly into the original riff, repeating it once, and ending with a single, unified note almost percussive in its impact and finality. For an instant afterward, there was silence. Gryphon grinned and eased the strap of his guitar over his head as the people in the Hall took care of that silence problem. "Thank you, my friends," he said to his hastily recruited band as he wiped away sweat from his forehead; "I think that's the best I've ever heard that song done." "Any time," said Rhinox. He took off the borrowed bass and put it back in its stand, then regarded it with a satisfied smile. "Forgot how much I like that," he mused. "Maybe I ought to buy one of those things again." He looked around the still-cheering hall. "Welp... think I'm gonna go mingle." Gryphon held up a fist; he and the Maximal engineer touched their knuckles together like the Wonder Twins, and then Rhinox lumbered down off the stage and into the crowd. Eiko put her guitar down as well, hugged the stuffing out of Gryphon, then did the same to Kei. While she was busy with that, Hammer tiptoed over to the unattended microphone and eyed it, then Eiko, his manner so exaggeratedly furtive as to be cartoon-like. Finally, with a furious burst of energy, he whipped off his shades, snatched the mic, and belted out: " o/~ Doot-doo-doot-doot-DOOT-doot-DOOT-doot-DOO-dooo! Day-ee-TOE-naaaaaaAAGHK!" This last was occasioned by Eiko having grabbed hold of Martin's cape and hauled him away from the mic by it. She waved to Gryphon and Kei with one hand as she slung her husband's cape over her shoulder like a sack and dragged him away. He waved too, with the hand whose fingers weren't clutching his collar in an attempt to keep his airway open. When Gryphon recovered from the fit of helpless laughter -that- produced in him, he recovered the mic from where it had fallen on the floor. "Thanks," Gryphon said to the cheering multitude. "That's all I wanted to say, except - wherever we all go from here, I hope we never forget what we've done here today - because we all did one hell of a job!" The Great Hall erupted in cheers again, and to them, a glowing Gryphon left the stage much happier-looking than he had arrived, with his first and greatest love by his side. Not that she stayed there all that long, right this moment; kissing him and telling him she'd see him later, Kei peeled off almost immediately to go join the arm-wrestling competition the Valkyrie were starting up at one of the round tables. Gryphon made the rounds of the buffet table. The kitchens of Valhalla had turned out a surprisingly varied feed for this occasion, much more than the expected "burnt animal and beer" offering - not that Gryphon would have minded that, by any means. Certainly there was burnt animal and beer to be found in abundance, but there were also delicacies from a thousand worlds, including a dozen different kinds of energon, with extra supplies laid on at the last minute for the robotic cavalry from Cybertron. Another table groaned under the weight of an offering brought by the Bugrom for their War God and his friends and fellow deities, ambrosial lumps of royal jelly and other surprisingly yummy treats from the Hiveworld. At the end of that table, Gryphon found Fritz Koopman and his Dragon squadron. Fritz greeted him enthusiastically, then introduced his pilots, from the still-half-frozen-but-feeling-no-pain Kerliss to one who "I think you're already familiar with... " Deedlit Satori Mandeville grinned and saluted as Gryphon gaped in amazement. Gryphon was stunned; he didn't know how to take this at all. Most of his deceased colleagues he'd been happy to run into again; they'd been gone long enough - nearly four hundred years in Fritz's case - for him to have become... well, not -comfortable- with their absence, but at least accustomed to it. Deedlit, though, had died in the Second Battle of Zeta Cygni, only a little more than a year ago. What was more, Gryphon held himself personally responsible for her death. His ship had been trying to rescue her, along with the rest of the crew of ReRob Mandeville's starship Phoenix, but despite the best efforts of Concordia's finest transporter operator, she'd been lost. Now here she was grinning at him. She saw the look of stricken discomfort on his face and her grin immediately disappeared, replaced by a solicitous look. "Are you all right?" she asked. "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have had Fritz spring me on you that way. I should have realized it'd come as a shock. I haven't been here - well, gone, from your perspective - for very long." She put a hand on his arm and led him to a quieter spot by a wall. "I really am sorry," she said. He nodded, trying to find his voice. "It's... it's all right. It's just that I wasn't expecting... " Gryphon shook his head and tried again. "I'm the one who should be sorry. I let you down, Deed. I tried to save you all, but I wasn't fast enough." The Salusian pilot put her hands on her hips and frowned at him. "You did no such thing," she insisted. "I felt it, you know. Before Forseti brought me here, I felt someone trying to beam me out of there, but I knew something was wrong. Somehow even before I saw Forseti I knew I'd never make it." She sighed. "It was a subpulse nuke, wasn't it?" she asked. Gryphon nodded. "The Vanguard was probably trying to speed up your core breach by dumping as much subspace interference as they could into the area. We tried, but... " He spread his hands, hung his head. "We failed. My ship. -I- failed." Deedlit took hold of his hands where he'd spread them and said, "You tried your best, Ben. If you failed, that means my time was up, that's all. How did Rob take it?" "Hard," Gryphon answered, "but I think he's mending. He did a job for me in the mini-Kilrathi War we had a few months back, and I think whatever he went through out there went a long way toward screwing his head back on straight." He chuckled wryly. "He's going to be ticked that he turned down Terror's offer to stay with the Eight-Balls a while when he finds out we've been -here-." Deedlit smiled, a little sadly. "It'd just open his wounds again, this soon. Can you take him a letter for me, though? I think that will be all right." He nodded. "Sure. I can do that." MegaZone wandered the grounds outside, the sounds of the revelries filtering out into the night to reach him. He was increasingly agitated, his head jerking this way and that, almost as if he were being constantly startled. His hands worked at the air, tracing intricate patterns one moment, seeming to grasp for some invisible sprite the next. As he paced fitfully about, tracing a course of random precision, a small figure wandered out of the darkness to join him. "Zoner?" Eris asked concernedly. "Are you OK?" "YesNoMU." Zoner replied tersely, in distraction but not rudeness. "Busy." Looking worried, Eris stepped in front of him, blocking his path and embracing him. "Hush now. Shhhh. Calm." She whispered to him, quietly. As she did, his movements slowed, becoming smoother. She reached up and tenderly caressed his cheek, then softly ran her fingers through his hair. "That's it, calm, quiet, focused." MegaZone seemed to draw into himself slightly, relaxing, his breathing slowing and his eyes focusing on her. "Am I mad? These voices... I hear them... I -see- them... Patterns in everything, but none of them make sense. I feel like... like a radio tuned to every channel at the same time..." Eris hugged him tightly, then released him and led him by the hand to a bench in an island of light. "Here, let's sit for a while. It's a lovely night." They sat in silence, embracing one another for some time, before she again spoke. "You know that you can never again be who you were?" "Yes," he answered resignedly. "What you've been through, it... changed you. Changed you in a fundamental way. Like a man born blind, suddenly given sight. There was a, for want of a better word, residue left behind from Loki, and the mask, that is now part of you. You've been given a great gift, but it can be a great curse if you can't control it. You asked me if you were mad, the answer is no. You are not mad." She paused and pulled away to look into his eyes, all the while stroking the nape of his neck soothingly. "But I won't lie to you, you will -go- mad if you don't learn to control your new gift. What you were feeling, that's the chaos that is swirling all around us. Random chance. Statistical odds. Luck. Whatever you call it. Those patterns have always been there, but you've been blind to them. Now you've been given sight, but your mind doesn't know what to do with the new information. You're trying to make sense of it all in a frame of reference based on your experiences, when they never prepared you for this." Zoner looked back into her eyes, and she saw fear in his. "It's been getting worse since it started. Earlier, at the meeting, I suddenly knew what I had to do. Or, well, what had to be done... kind of... I don't know, it's like a shadow in my mind. The noise is too much to handle. It took all I had to keep it together when I was talking with Yuri and Larry. Everything they said, every movement... patterns. I had to leave them before I broke down. I can't control it." He stopped, seemed to realize something, and smiled. "Thank you." "For what?" "For doing whatever you're doing. I know that I'm not blocking it all out." She smiled warmly. "It's the least I could do. I couldn't have my best Avatar wandering off chasing patterns. I'm kind of sorry that this happened to you, but at the same time, I'm not. If you know what I mean." Zoner chuckled. "Yeah, I think I understand. Sucks that it happened, but now I just have to deal with it, right?" "No, -we- have to deal with it." She kissed him softly. "You can't face this alone. And I'm not going to let you. I'm going to be here for you, like it or not, until the end." He broke eye contact, looking into the darkness. "Why?" "Why what?" "Why are you helping me after what I did to you? The things I did... I... I couldn't stop... I hurt you..." Tears begin to streak his cheeks. "I don't deserve..." Eris laid a finger across his lips. "Hush," she commanded. "I don't ever want to hear that again. -You- didn't hurt me, Loki did. He used you, used your body. The things he did to me," she shuddered involuntarily at the memory, "that wasn't your fault. We both have to deal with what happened. That's something else we'll both have to help each other with. You're not the only one who has to come to terms with what Loki did. Which reminds me, Brunnhilde will be coming with us, at least for a little while." "Brunnhilde?" Guilt washed across his face again. "Why?" "Because she thinks you'll... no... we'll both need someone else to turn to as we deal with what happened. What lies ahead will be hard for both of us. Also, she thinks you need to work out some of your pain physically, so she'll be your sparring partner, I suppose. You are still a warrior, along with everything else. More than your mind has been changed by the experience. You need to heal both you mind, and your body." With a hint of fear in his voice, he asked, "Am I going to be OK?" "Yes, I think you will be. I won't sugar-coat anything; I think this is going to be very hard. But I think you'll be fine. We just need to get away from all this...," she gestured airily about, "noise. It'll be easier for you to learn to turn down the volume a bit without quite so much to handle. In time you should be able to tune in on just the pattern you need. And, with some more work, to create your own patterns." "Control the chaos?" "No, not control. Influence. Nudge. Encourage. Even I don't truly control it." She paused to let that sink in. "Just don't tell anyone I told you that," she added with a wink. They returned to their comfortable silence, and watched the light snow falling. At some point another figure emerged from the darkness and entered their island of light. "I'm not disturbing you two lovebirds, am I?" the new visitor asked with a grin. "Not at all, Tel." Eris smiled at her friend. "Join us." Teleute took up residence on the bench on the other side of Zoner, who seemed to be thinking about something very seriously. Several minutes passed before he broke the silence. "Tel, I'm sorry." "Hmm?" She peered at him, perplexed. "I'm sorry. Sorry for all of the death." Both of the women began to protest, but he cut them off. "Yes, I know, it was Loki and not me, yada yada. I'm still sorry. I watched myself doing it, causing it all, even if it wasn't really me. I felt helpless, and even though I *know* I didn't do it, I -feel- like I did. Maybe, in time, I'll be able to accept what I was a part of, however unwillingly. But right now," he turned to look into Tel's dark eyes, "right now, I'm sorry." Tel looked back into his eyes for a moment, then hugged him and kissed him softly on the cheek. "Thank you." Turning her attention to Eris, she continued, "You take good care of my man, you hear?" "-Your- man? Honey, he's mine," Eris replied, laughing. Zoner was grinning, glancing from one woman to the other. Teleute seemed to consider something for a moment. "We could share," she suggested, helpfully. "Every other week, with special accomodation for holidays?" "Sounds good." "What about Yuri?" "Oh yeah, I guess we'll have to make it tri-weekly." "Um, don't I get a say in this?" Zoner interjected. "No!" the two women retorted in stereo, sending all three of them into a fit of the giggles. Which is just what they all needed. "Eh, if ya don't mind my askin', Rhinox... whaddaya doin'?" Rhinox turned to look over his shoulder at his confused shipmate and smiled. "Setting up a fluid dynamics experiment," he replied. It certainly was an odd-looking construct, so odd that Rattrap, no slouch himself in matters mechanical, was not able to identify its function from looking at it. Rhinox had carried its parts in from the Axalon in a big fiberplast packing crate, which was now collapsed to a flat panel and leaning against the wall next to the thing. The spot where the engineer was constructing the device was a small, raised dais at the end of the hall, opposite the stage; it looked like it might be a throne platform or something on normal days. The thing, whatever it was, was nearly the size of Rhinox, and constituted primarily of a large glass tank atop a metal pedestal. Several hoses led from the top of this tank to elaborate brass nozzles, all hanging on hooks projecting from the metal ring around the tank's base. Rhinox had just finished fitting it together, and was now pouring water into the tank from a large jug he'd appropriated from the buffet table. "Oh, sure," Rattrap replied. He gestured to the Great Hall behind them and added sarcastically, "You may not have noticed, but there's a -party- goin' on here... ?" Rhinox nodded. "Yup. That's why I'm setting it -up- here. You'll see in a minute. In the meantime, how about grabbing some more of those cushions?" Rhinox pointed to a pile of pillows and cushions jumbled in the corner of the Hall. "Sure, sure," Rattrap said resignedly as he moved to obey. "Don't tell me what's goin' on, just send me for cushions." Gryphon was working on a tankard of Newcastle Brown and talking shop with a Kilrathi fighter pilot whom he had shot down in the Seventh War when he felt a hand on his arm and lips on his cheek. Expecting to see Kei, he turned - - And damn near dropped the tankard on Rekhosh Thrakhoth'ra's foot. He was so startled, he jumped back nearly a full yard, jostling a Mongol who gave an annoyed yawp until he realized who had bumped him. "You remembered our song," said Priss Asagiri with a wry grin. "That's so sweet." Gryphon stared at her for a second, then gave a bark of laughter. "Hah! I should have -known- you'd be here!" "After the way I checked out? Hell, yeah," Priss replied. "Still drinking that snooty English brew, I see." "Newcastle isn't snooty," he replied. "I suppose you're still drinking that piss-yellow swill, whatever it's called." "Nah, they don't have American beer here," said Priss disgustedly. "I have to make do with Heineken, that's about as cheap as beer gets in Valhalla." She snorted with mock derision. "And they call this place heaven." They wandered out onto one of the balconies overlooking the great plain. The Autobots were celebrating in their own unique way: someone had plowed a half-mile oval in the wide Asgard Highroad clear of snow, and a group of them were racing while the rest, and a good number of other beings, stood on the sidelines and cheered. "So," said Gryphon. He would have asked how she'd been, except that given the obvious answer, he didn't really want to go there. He hesitated, unsure what to ask instead. "Dead," she replied, and laughed, slapping him on the back. "Yourself?" "Not yet," he replied. "Got married, though." "Yeah, so I heard," Priss replied. "That's about the same, when you get right down to it." They laughed for a bit more, though the joke wasn't really funny. Then, sobering a little, she went on, "Y'know, I don't have many regrets... " "Well, you're way ahead of -me-," he replied. "... But I do wish we'd maybe had a little more time," she said. "Most of the time I didn't like to admit it, but... I think we really could've been something, if we'd had the chance." Priss sighed, then seemed to make herself brighten as she went breezily on, "So who's the lucky one? The girl who kept trying to kill you?" Gryphon grinned. "The same. She's stubborn, but in a hundred years I can talk anybody into anything." "Yeah, I figure. Is she here? I'd... kinda like to meet her." "Yeah, she's around someplace. Last I saw her she was arm-wrestling with one of the Valkyrie." "Oh, a -tough- one." "The toughest. But she's got a tender side, too." He smiled. "It's a type I've been known to fall for." "I don't know -what- you're talking about," Priss replied airily. Then she leaned over the balcony railing and bellowed, "COME ON, BLUESTREAK! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? TAKE THE AIR OFF THAT LITTLE BASTARD'S SPOILER AND PUT HIM INTO THE WALL ALREADY!!" Gryphon laughed and leaned against the balcony rail next to her. "I've got 20 credits says Hot Rod takes 'em both." "You're on," Priss replied. They watched the race in amused silence for a few minutes; then she reached slowly across the space between them and touched the grip of the longer sword jutting up behind his right shoulder. "You're still wearing them," she said quietly. "Of course," he replied. "With you... here... I'm the head of the Asagiri Katsujinkenryuu." "No students?" "No. Well, one, but... " He sighed, suddenly weighed upon by heavy memories. "It was years ago, and I was a fool. I don't know what became of her." "You do have the worst luck with women," Priss observed, shaking her head. "I did then," he admitted. "And I was stupid." "Well... live and learn, I guess," she said, cracking a wry grin at her weak joke. "I guess," he replied. Then he heaved another deep sigh and straightened up. "I hate occasions like this." "What, these endless parties in Valhalla where you end up talking on balconies with dead girlfriends while the Autobots race in the courtyard? Yeah, I could see where that kind of thing could wear a guy down after a while." Gryphon laughed, his maudlin mood broken by the absurdity of her statement. "Something like that." "Thanks for the skull, by the way. It really adds something to the cave." "Yeah, I thought you'd like that. You know, it's funny. We've had the occasional conversation when I've visited the cave, and yet it never occurred to me that I'd run into you here. Shows you how much attention -I've- been paying." "I wasn't sure whether I should talk to you or not," she admitted. "Figured it might make you gloomy. I know how you can get into... -moods-. I don't want to get you down." "Nah, I'm OK now," he replied. "I'm freezing, though." They went back inside, into the noise and bustle, and made their way through the crowds to the table where the Valkyrie arm-wrestling competition was being held. Alita Ironheart - out of uniform, Gally - was there, staying quietly out of the competition but cheering for her fellows, as Kei trounced Gudrun Truemace two out of three. Kei bounced up from the table at their approach, kissed Gryphon, then turned to Priss and grinned. "I bet I know who -you- are," she said. Whatever she'd had to drink since Gryphon had left her - and judging by the number of overturned tankards, drained bottles, and flaccid wineskins scattered around the table, there'd been no shortage of drink at the Valkyrie table - hadn't blurred her speech, but had brightened her eyes to a noticeable degree. Lately, Kei found she preferred being a little bit drunk to a whole lot; it was more fun, and hurt less in the morning. Now she grabbed a slightly startled Priss Asagiri up in an enthusiastic hug, released her, and said, "I owe you -big- time, sister. Let's go someplace and talk for a few minutes." Priss blinked, having expected an entirely different reception; then she grinned and said, "Sure, I'd like that. What're you drinking?" "Whatever stands still long enough," Kei replied, and off they went, leaving Gryphon to his own devices. He stood for several seconds, nonplussed, got a kiss and a card with a phone number on it from Gally as she passed him on her way to the roast whatever-that-was, and wandered off, musing that it was an interesting thing, his life. When he reached the end of the room opposite the throne, he had to stop and just stare for a few moments. There, installed in the elevated niche at room's end, sitting Buddha-like amid a fortress of cushions, tasselled pillows, and various blankets, was Rhinox. The Maximal engineer sat grandly, knees apart and soles of feet together, with his elbows on his splayed knees, looking like a vizier holding court, and standing behind him was a gigantic... -bong-, for Christ's sake! Gryphon stared for four seconds and then burst out laughing. Towering behind Rhinox was the biggest damned hookah Gryphon had ever seen in his life. It looked like an old-fashioned gasoline pump with multiple hoses coming from the top of the measuring tank instead of the single one from the bottom. As he watched, a big milky bubble of smoke burbled up from the bottom of the tank and vanished out the top as Rhinox took a deep draw on the nozzle he held, his optics dimming in appreciation. One of the cushions stirred, revealing itself to be Rattrap in beast mode; he had another one of the nozzles in a forepaw and the beginnings of a pretty good glaze in his black eyes. "'Ey, y'know, Big Green... this's some pretty good shit," he announced. "Yup," Rhinox agreed serenely. He blew out the smoke in a series of well-crafted rings, then noticed Gryphon laughing at the arrangement, indicated the unused nozzles, and asked politely, "Hey, Gryph. Want some?" Gryphon wasn't much of a recreational drug user, but on special occasions he had been known to partake. After all, his Detian physiology could clean him out again at a moment's notice if a crisis arose. And if -this- wasn't a special occasion... "Sure," he said, plopping down on a cushion between the two Maximals, selecting a nozzle, and taking a deep hit. Wow. "Rattrap is right," he remarked. "This -is- some pretty good shit." "Yup," Rhinox agreed. "My best yet, I think." "You grow it yourself?" "Yup. In one of the hydroponics tanks on the Axalon." "Does Optimus know?" "Probably." Rhinox shrugged. "He knows I don't let my hobbies interfere with my job. I keep it for special occasions." "Yeah, 'slong as ya keep it away from Cheetor," Rattrap noted. "Kid got inta -dis- stuff, he'd never come down. He's got a delicate system, y'know." "If Cheetor figures out a way to hack the security I've got on Tank 24," Rhinox replied equably, "he's graduated." Gryphon took another puff, then ran the nozzle through the disinfectant field thoughtfully provided on the side of the pedestal before hanging it back on its hook. "I better quit for now," he said, clapping Rhinox on the shoulder and standing up. "I've got more people to talk to, so I'd better hang onto my language skills." Rhinox smiled. "Suit yourself," he replied. "C'mon back if you want. We'll be here a while." For a guy who didn't feel much like celebrating, Gryphon seemed to do an awful lot of it that night. He spent the next hour or so, after getting mildly stoned with Rhinox, at a table with the ambulatory members of the Delphinus's crew. A crowded, gabbling table in the Great Hall of Asgard, with tankards of mead passing this way and that and various roasted things being handed around, might not be the most formal of settings in which to conduct a debriefing, but Gryphon figured it was good enough to get Shannon's story from him. It was a fairly short story, anyway, and Gryphon had half of the particulars already from Kei, who had tried to bring Shannon up to speed on current events earlier. Shannon and his Deep Space Patrol crew had been ambushed by a GENOM strike force at about the same time as the corporation's final assault on the SDF-17. Outnumbered, outgunned, and unaware of all that was going on elsewhere in the galaxy, the Delphinus's crew didn't understand why no one heard their calls for help. They fought a running battle with the GENOM force for several hours, taking a terrible pounding, before Shannon finally decided on one last desperate gamble. That gamble had involved a matter destabilizer, a large asteroid, a truly enormous explosion, and a poorly plotted spacefold operation, the last of which had apparently punched the ship clear out of reality and into the unspace of the World-Engine's void buffer, where they had remained until Skuld cleared the mathematical garbage that was them out of the buffer while reinitializing the Engine. Gryphon, for his part, tried to fill in the gaps Kei's very hurried debriefing had left and bring the Deep Space Patrol members up to speed on what had happened in the rest of the universe during their century of absence. That was a long story, so he only hit the high points; it was -still- a long story after that. Eventually he'd given them enough information that they could be at least partly comfortable with their situation, at which point they all agreed that the rest could be tabled for later in favor of celebrating the fact that they weren't dead. Chief Engineer Piccolo, her face thoughtful, got up and said, "If you'll excuse me, Admiral, I've just had an idea or two about our repairs - I need to talk to Rhinox." Gryphon might have protested that Rhinox wasn't exactly in working form right now, but instead, with a perverse little grin, he decided to just let Fio find out for herself. He nodded, and she in turn looked to Shannon, who made a "g'wan then" gesture, waving her off. "She takes her work too seriously," Shannon observed, a slight "sh" sound making its way into a couple of spots in 'seriously'. "But she's a damn good engineer... " At that point he and Aeka, who had both known Gryphon for centuries, lapsed into a more personal version of their what's-been- happening conversation, catching up on the lives and deaths of people they had known in the old Wedge Defense Force. Shannon was especially glad to learn that his and Aeka's children, Gina and Youshou, had survived the Exile and were doing well. He looked forward to seeing them once he got back to the universe. He was also glad his ship's ACI had survived the Exile (though he was a little startled when Gryphon noted that she'd tried to kill him when he'd first discovered her). From there, with the food and drink still flowing freely, they progressed to regular conversation, the conversation of very old friends who have seen a lot of strange things and are -still- in about the damnedest situation any of them can think of. Gryphon was just telling Aeka about the time during the Exile he had spent as a prisoner of her sister Sasami, the queen of Jyurai, when he snapped his fingers and said, "Say! There's something I always wanted to ask you, and I never got around to it before. It's been bugging me 'cause I thought you were dead and I'd never get the chance to ask." Aeka blinked, slightly unfocused - the Jyuraian royal family has never been one with a very high tolerance for alcohol - and replied, "What's that?" Pointing to the carved ornamental wooden headdress the Jyuraian princess always wore, Gryphon inquired, "Why do you wear that on your head?" Aeka blinked again, then reached up and touched the headdress with her fingertips. Her cheeks and the bridge of her nose reddened, an effect Gryphon (who had always been attracted to Shannon's princess and had never made any particular secret of it) found charming. Then she smiled, a slow, slightly dreamy smile, drew herself up into full and conscious regal dignity, and intoned in her best inebriated approximation of a royal court tone, "Because, if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes." Gryphon blinked at her in his turn while the statement made its way through his decently-lubricated brain. Then he snorted, guffawed, and disintegrated into laughter. Aeka followed right along with him, her affected royal composure collapsing entirely. Robert Shannon pounded on the table and howled, tears running down his cheeks. "Ohhhh my," said Gryphon, wiping at his eyes as he stood up. "I think that's a sign. OK, kids - I'm off. Rob, we'll talk about your ship's status, and yours, sometime when we're less lit." Shannon nodded, his bulky frame still quivering with laughter. "Good idea," he said through continued giggles. "Great to have you all back," Gryphon added, slightly more serious. He pumped Shannon's hand and clapped him on the shoulder, then presumed to muss Aeka's violet hair. She got up and gave him a kiss she'd probably be embarrassed about if she remembered doing it later (the knowledge of which made her husband burst out laughing again), and Gryphon moved off across the room, navigating with the care of one who knows he's had a bit too much. Kei intercepted him partway across the Great Hall, flushed and grinning but still coherent. She took his arm, nestled close, and murmured in his ear, "Hey. I've had an idea." "Oh?" he replied in an undertone. "What's that?" "Let's go find that bed you were hiding in earlier," said Kei, "and mess it all up." Gryphon grinned. "Sounds good to me." As they left the room, he glanced at the niche where the Maximals had set up their fluid dynamics experiment and exploded in laughter again. Kei, puzzled, followed his eyes, then joined him in hilarity. Rhinox, still sitting serene and smiling like a great brown-and-green Buddha amid the tasselled cushions, had attracted a flock, a coterie, a veritable -bevy- of women, all of them attractive, many of them Valkyrie, more than a few of them either asleep or too blissed to bother looking awake. They heightened his resemblance to a sultan holding court even more; and Gryphon was especially amused to see that one of them, curled against the Maximal engineer's right side with the complete unselfconsciousness of the deeply, fully comatose, was Fio Piccolo. Noting the attention, Rhinox slowly looked up at the two Wedge Defenders, who were just beginning to get control of themselves again, and smiled. "It's the horn," he rumbled cheerily. "Chicks dig the horn." Gryphon and Kei were still fighting off waves of laughter when they found that bed he'd been hiding in earlier, but it didn't stop them from fulfilling Kei's suggested mission of messing it all up. In fact, it may have helped them out somewhat. With the messing-up mission accomplished, Gryphon stretched, half enjoying the various trains of thought that rushed back and forth in his head, half hoping they would quiet down soon and let him get some sleep. He smiled at Kei's sleeping face and thought wryly, Isn't -she- supposed to be the one who wants to have a conversation now? The thought flung his mind back along the skein of time, remembering some of the highlights of his time with her. Before they had even become "involved", they'd had a good relationship. Wandering around campus - a couple of times, just to bug the people in his classes, she'd accompanied him to various and sundry of them, and -pretended- to be his girlfriend before she actually was. He remembered the rather childish delight he'd taken in discovering that she, too, liked extra cheese and Canadian bacon. But mostly, he remembered their conversations at night, during this very period of pre-shutdown mental activity, on those long-ago platonic nights in Morgan 401. They'd be lying companionably in the dark, she in his bed, he on the floor beside it (or vice versa on days that began with the letter "T", at her insistence), looking up at the odd shadow patterns made by the denser, more opaque blobs of darker stuff in the lava lite moving around above the light source as they were cast on the ceiling. Suddenly one of them would break the silence. "Ben?" "Yeah?" "What are you going to do...you know, once you finish school?" "I have no clue." "Oh." Pause. "Then why are you in school?" "It was either that or construction work. My father made that abundantly clear." "I can't picture you as a construction worker... " "Neither can I. So I'm here to Learn Something Useful and Have a Career. I'm expected to be a Productive Member of Society by late 1995. It sucks, but what can I do?" "Change the system." "Easy for you to say." "I suppose. I don't even have a legal identity." She paused. "Hell, I don't even have a -last name-. Maybe I'll use yours... " "Oh, God, no." "Something wrong with that?" "Well, I dunno... my last name is kind of clumsy. It's not that I'm ashamed of it, but... it doesn't have much of a ring to it. It fits me fine, but I don't think it fits many other people." Especially other people as beautiful as you, he was too shy to add at that point. "Besides, people would think you were my sister or something." "What's wrong with that?" "Uh, well... uh, I dunno, never mind." He did know, but it had been a slip to even say what he had, so he didn't feel like elaborating. Besides, the bit of his mind which was still in the fifth grade had turned the name combination over once while speculating on the future, and nearly segmentation faulted. There was another pause. "Kei?" "Yeah?" "Why'd you ask?" "I dunno...I just wanted to know more about you. Your motivations, and like that." "Oh. Good question, considering I don't know myself. I don't really like CS, when you get right down to it. I'd like to be a historian or something similar, but what the hell can you do with a history degree? 'You want fries with this?'" He sighed. "Ahh, fuck society anyway." "I'm sorry." "What for?" "I didn't mean to depress you." "It's not your fault. I've been thinking about it a lot myself. Sometimes I wish I hadn't come here..." "If you hadn't..." She didn't go on. Perhaps couldn't. "Yeah, I know, and that's what keeps me from deciding I'm right. Why did you become a trouble consultant?" "Yuri and I wanted to stay together forever, and we found out that the 3WA always puts their agents in pairs." "Seriously." "Seriously, that's why. We were roommates in secondary school and got along -really- well. We didn't want our careers to separate us after we got out, so we joined the 3WA." She didn't mention the bit about the recruiters and the rather high amount of pressure brought to bear after their esper screenings had come up 7.6 out of 10. It didn't seem important, since the pressure hadn't affected their decision. That had been made before the screenings took place. "Cool." So why are you here with me, and not across the street with Yuri? he failed to add. "Then we got to training and it just took off. I felt like I'd finally found my calling. I went to secondary as a pre-psych major, you know. I thought I was going to wind up making a lot of money shrinking heads, and then I found out I liked pulling civil service pay and traveling all over hell and gone investigating problems a lot better." "Must be nice. I wish I had a calling... or at least that I could find it. Whatever it is, I'm pretty certain Pascal's got nothing to do with it." "So blow it off and do what you want to do. You've got a pretty strong base of friends here, and Yuri and I owe you big. We'll help you until you can get something going." "It's tempting, but before I can blow off college to pursue my calling, I have to find out what that calling -is-... y'know?" "Yeah. Well, hang in, then. I'll help you as much as I can, and you show me as much of your world as you can when you've got the time. Deal?" "... Deal." There was a pause. "Kei?" "Yeah?" Gryphon could still remember the medium-length pause, just short of embarrassing, as he wound up his internal spring to release the next string of words. What a chore it had seemed at the time! "I, uh... I want you to know... I like you a lot. I'm glad we met." "Yeah. Me too. You're all right, Ben. Really all right." She reached down and brushed at his hair with a hand for a couple of seconds, then patted his forehead. "Goodnight, Ben." "Goodnight, Kei." Only a few days later, a great battle in the Wedge and a truly surreal evening in the city of Worcester proper had changed their lives forever. He remembered that just as vividly, perhaps more so. Only a couple of events, one of them tragic, stood out as prominently in his memory as that one. Years passed, and they settled into a comfortable routine. Her 3WA missions would separate them for days, weeks, once even months. Kei's homecomings were marked by rather intense reunions, which occasionally left behind injuries incurred accidentally in the course of passion. (Gryphon still remembered, rather fondly in retrospect, the time she'd knocked him over and missed the bed with him, causing him to come close to cracking his skull on the end table.) Usually, after the period of sleep following these, there would be a quieter, more tender encounter. All that was, of course, destroyed in 2288; and Gryphon remembered very, very well the cold and empty years thereafter, when he had built a shell of steel around himself to hide the gaping wound in his soul, and all that other crap. It had taken a girl who had never remembered her name to weaken that shell enough to show him that he could still care. It had taken a brash and hardbitten young woman by the name of Priscilla Asagiri to burn through what remained with all the fire of her young life, draw him out, show him he could still take the step -beyond- caring. Then Largo had taken her from him, and Reika had appeared, as if she'd been sent by Priss herself to make certain he'd learned the lessons she'd taught him. Then his mission - no, admit it to yourself, he chided himself, his -stupidity- had taken him away from Reika, although a later accident had given him Vision, who was so like her. There was a certain cold winter's day on Salusia, occurring on a date that was a holiday for him anyway, and had now taken on a special significance as a day in which the normal order of things was forgotten and a snippet of the past recreated. There were a few others in the remaining years, all of which had come with strange circumstances and none of which had lasted. None had ended badly, but all had ended. In the end, all his life came back to Kei. Yesterday - well, the day before, now - had been so astonishingly strange that it now seemed too surreal to have actually happened. He wanted - needed - to talk to Kei about it, ask her where she'd found the insight to send him on the mission she'd sent him on, how she'd known how it must end, why she'd accepted it with such cheer that she'd reacted the following morning as if it were -her- mission that had been accomplished... ... but she was asleep, and looking at her lovely face in repose, Gryphon could not bring himself to wake her. Anyway, they had forever. He could ask her some other time. He held her close and went to sleep himself. The Redneck was not the only one to stay awake all night. Optimus Prime had spent much of the night celebrating with his army, especially with the fallen friends from the 59th and from other scattered commands through the Einherjar ranks. He'd declined to join the races and other exhibitions of speed, skill and power, instead listening to many people whose vocabulators he'd never expected to hear again and savoring the opportunity. After the bulk of the Autobots began to break up for their respective rest modules and CR chambers, Optimus had stepped someplace unobtrusive and detached his human-sized core from the main section of his body. In his guise as Olaf Petersson he'd spent a few hours wandering the various humanoid parties, smiling as many, many, MANY pairings, more than a few triads, and even some more complicated groupings retreated to rooms or secluded nooks for the purpose of reaffirming life in the most basic fashion organic life forms had at their disposal. He had had to walk -very- fast past Rhinox's little seraglio in order to reach the door before he lost control of his laughter. The last of the die-hard partiers had finally been shooed off by some Vanir cleaning staff sometime before dawn, and Optimus had returned to his regular body to wander some more. Despite all the punishment he'd put himself through in battle and the work after that and the parties after that, he didn't feel tired at all. He was too awed by the wonder of Asgard: Valhalla with its golden-shield roofs (missing a few shields, he noted in the light of Asgard's brightening sky); the mighty walls for which Idunn had been pledged as payment; the broad avenues paved in white marble, which never became dirty or chipped no matter how heavy the traffic... ...and, he noted as he nodded to a semicomatose but still ambulatory Redneck, then to a Klingon and Romulan leaning on each other as they staggered back to barracks, and then to a bewildered GENOM pilot reading a book titled "So You're Dead: A Non-Survivor's Guide To Valhalla", the city was the least of this place's wonders. "Optimus Prime." Optimus paused at the hail, turning to face Odin as the All-Father strode from an adjacent hallway to face the Autobot commander. "All-Father," he said respectfully. "Not your father, save by adoption, I'm afraid," Odin sighed. "And that leaves me with a problem, one I'd appreciate your help in solving." Optimus tried not to gape behind his face-shield. "All-Father, I can't believe you need -my- help to do anything." Prime paused, looking the ruler of Asgard over carefully. After the battle the day before, Odin had looked very, very old by any standard. He'd been battered, slammed, wounded, scraped, and generally given a good fight, as well. In the light of the approaching dawn, he looked surprisingly different... brown flecks, even streaks, in his hair and beard, a singular lack of battle wounds, even a slight softening of that weatherbeaten face. Only the single eye, the eye that looked like the distillation of a million tested warriors' stares, remained the same. "All-Father," said the Autobot leader after a moment. "You seem... younger." Odin shrugged. "The universe needs me around a bit longer, so I become a bit younger," he said. "Time and age are not constants with the gods. It would be..." Optimus had already filled in the word "futile" for the gap when Odin continued, "very time-consuming to explain. And we have more important matters. "You have seen our realm, Optimus Prime. This night you have spoken with many gods and heroes." Odin smiled with wry humor as he added, "I hope you will respect us anyway. But you have no doubt noticed that Primus is not here." "It is written in the Codex Cybertronica that Primus gave his life to create the Matrix," Optimus Prime said. "Still, I had wondered if perhaps... perhaps that part of the Codex was... in error?" "It is in slight error, if your recollection is accurate," Odin smiled, "but not on that precise point. I am not Primus in any incarnation, Optimus Prime. Primus is an alien to our universe, whose children I have adopted into the greater design." Odin's smile was not in the least wry as he said, "I am very glad I made that decision." "It was our honor to fight alongside you." "It was all our asses if you hadn't," Odin said bluntly. "And considering the inequities of the situation, I am more than grateful." Optimus considered that statement. "Inequities?" Odin pointed down into the central courtyard of Valhalla. (Optimus hadn't seen a courtyard before and, from the outside, he'd be willing to swear on the Matrix there wasn't one, but there was one now.) In the center of the courtyard was a free-standing doorframe, apparently two-dimensional in nature. Within the doorframe was a whirl of light and shadow, which Optimus found himself looking away from after only a couple of seconds. "That is the Gate of Rebirth, Optimus Prime," Odin said. "Any ordinary soul may choose to be reincarnated from Hel, if that is their wish, but they lose their memories, their old personalities, in the process. This gate is for the heroes, the saints, the dreamers, the honored of Valhalla. When they return, they retain their wisdom and memories even in their new reincarnations. "But a Transformer may not enter." Prime was taken aback. "Why not?" "Because - and this is oversimplifying - a babe soon to be born must be awaiting on the other end to recieve the soul," Odin replied. "This is not a difficulty for organic life forms, but Transformer births, if such they may be called, do not operate in the same fashion. There is no point of life before spark induction, unlike organic life. You do not bud off, but create new life from nothingness, and this leaves the honored dead of your race with nowhere to go." "Why not send them back at the moment of induction?" "Then there would be two sparks in one body. There would be... complications." Odin smiled again as he continued, "Your presence here, however, allows me to make things right again, with your cooperation." "I'm afraid I don't understand," Optimus admitted. "You must carry the sparks of your fallen heroes back with you," Odin said. "Once you return to your homeland, you shall construct new bodies for them and place their sparks within them. Only then may they be reborn as... " Odin considered for a moment. "The closest term I can think of that you might know is an Earther word, 'bodhisattva' - those who, having achieved Nirvana, forswear it so that they might guide others to that goal." "All-Father, we brought no spark containment equipment with us," Optimus protested, "and the Axalon's facilities are limited." "You brought one vessel," Odin said, "and one is all you need. You shall carry them where you yourself were carried for many years, and like you they shall be reborn more powerful, more wise, and more blessed than before." Optimus's optics widened as it all fell into place. "The Matrix," he whispered. "Yes," Odin nodded. "All the Transformers of Valhalla shall be told of the opportunity. Those who wish to go will be gathered unto you here within two hours." Dawn broke shortly thereafter, and the healing force of Valhalla, amplified by the All-Father's will, washed over the forces of the gods and their supporters with the first sweep of sunlight across the Great Plain. The divine energies restored all those who had survived the night (which was just about everyone, thanks to the herculean efforts of all the forces' medics) to perfect health but, unfortunately, it did nothing for anyone's hangover. Vyse enDyne woke up expecting to find himself in a lot of pain, and was momentarily, perversely nonplussed to find that he wasn't. He certainly -ought- to be, he reasoned. He'd taken a major clobbering from the ship's wheel, and he hadn't blacked out completely until just before he hit the deck. He could still see the diamond plate rushing toward him in his mind's eye. He opened his eyes, turned on his back, and sat up. For a second, he was puzzled by the fact that he didn't seem to be able to see out one eye, but a quick fumble with his hands showed him that he was just heavily bandaged. There didn't seem to be any damage under the bandages, though. Hoping he wasn't making a bad mistake, he pulled the bandages off; to his relief, he found that his face underneath was just as unhurt as it felt. With that taken care of, he looked around himself. He was in a large room - it looked like it was supposed to be a storeroom, but right now it was a makeshift hospital ward, full of beds. All around him, he saw his shipmates; all of them were bandaged as he had been, but all seemed to be sleeping peacefully. To his left, he saw Fina bending over the next bed, apparently having a murmured conversation with whoever was in it, and his heart skipped a beat. She was dressed in a silver gown like the one she'd been wearing when they'd first met, all those years ago on Arcadia, and the sight of her that way took him back like an express train to the past. "Fina?" he murmured softly, not wanting to wake his sleeping shipmates. Fina turned, a look of joy spreading across her face as she saw him sitting up, the bandages which had wrapped his head now hanging around his neck like a bizarre medical lei. His thick brown hair was even more tousled than usual, and his confused expression made him look particularly boyish, an effect she always liked. Behind her, redheaded Aika, Vyse's foster sister and friend since childhood, sat up in her bed, a similar expression crossing her face. Before Vyse quite knew what to do with himself he had both women doing their best to embrace him and express how glad they were that he was whole and healthy. It was hardly a disagreeable sensation, and he smiled as he did his best to hug them back. When the group hug finally broke up, Fina, who had actually climbed up onto Vyse's bed, shuffled back a little bit and steadied her hands on her knees in an improvised seiza. Aika, still hanging onto Vyse's neck, turned to face her and nodded. "Vyse... " said Fina softly. "There's something I need to say." Vyse blinked. "OK," he said. "Since yesterday, I've been thinking about... about us. About the way we've been living in a comfortable little rut for so many years, never feeling like we had to really make a decision, nor to acknowledge consciously what we knew to be true about our lives and ourselves. I was just as guilty in that as anyone... but yesterday I almost lost you both, and it reminded me that taking things for granted is... " She paused, fighting back tears; but just as Vyse was beginning to lean forward and reach out for her, Fina raised her face to his, an unaccustomed fierceness in her emerald eyes, and said quickly, "If we're really going to spend our lives together, knowing that they might end tomorrow, then I think we should acknowledge it. I think we should get married." Vyse blinked again. He may have been restored to perfect health, but he was still feeling a bit groggy. "Uh... " he said slowly. "You and... you and me? But what about - " "No," Fina cut him off, shaking her head. "All of us." Vyse pondered this for a moment, the notion working its way through his fatigue-fogged brain; then he blinked yet again and said in a small, surprised voice, "Oh!" Aika giggled. "You're so funny when you've just woken up, Vyse," she said. "Well? What do you say? Fina asked me before you woke up, and I think it's a great idea." Vyse shook his head - not in the negative, just to clear it - and ran a hand through his spiky brown hair. "Is that legal?" he asked. "Some places," Aika replied. "Oh," said Vyse again, less surprised this time. He pondered for a moment, looking from one face to the other, reliving in his mind all their great moments together. There had never been the slightest jealousy in any of their relations with each other, despite the fact that Fina had crashed into their lives after he and Aika had already been friends from early childhood. The pattern of their lives had shifted easily - effortlessly - to accommodate her. Before long it was as though there had never been a time without Fina around. She was just as close to Aika as she was to Vyse. Could he live with the adjustment they were proposing? With both of them sitting there, faces shining with anticipation and hope? Hell, yeah. In a heartbeat. He nodded, and they smiled and crowded close again, Fina almost weeping for joy, Aika making gentle cracks about how sensitive the sweet-natured blonde could be. Yeah, thought Vyse. This is going to be all right. Robert Shannon awoke without any recollection of the previous day's events. As such, when he sat up, yawned, and opened his eyes, he was expecting to see the familiar vista of his and Aeka's quarters aboard the Delphinus: the desk, the dataterm, the gray-green walls, the door leading to the sitting room of their three-room B-deck suite. Instead, he saw a palatial bedroom nearly the size of his ship's bridge, outfitted with rather simple but very-well-finished wooden furnishings and illuminated by a few flickering candles in stone sconces. The embers of a fire remained in the fireplace at the end of the room. Sunlight filtered in through a two-inch gap in the draperies. He had a half-second to be good and confused before his short-term memory kicked back in with a vengeance, and he was up, out of bed and looking out the window before it really sank in what a bad idea that would be. Then he reeled back, shoving the drapes closed in front of him, as the daggers of sunlight ricocheted around inside his skull. "Guh!" he remarked, then tried it again, slowly and more carefully this time. He felt surprisingly good, given the amount of mead he'd put paid to the night before, but still, this was no time to be rash. It was a brilliantly sunny day outside, a shocking contrast to the black, stormy night they'd arrived in the middle of. The night's fresh snowfall had covered the great plain, erasing the burn marks, hiding the shell craters, and giving the hulks of wrecked mecha and armor a curiously festive appearance. There was considerable activity out there already. Autobots and smaller figures were coming and going from Metroplex and the Ark, and the Freespacers were bustling around their ship, whose name Shannon had momentarily forgotten. A smaller, rounded ship he hadn't noticed before was parked next to Metroplex; it looked like the Autobots were refueling it. Above, aircraft patrolled, but the other starships had gone. Shannon let the drapes close again, went to the side of the bed, and gently touched Aeka's shoulder. "Aeka?" he whispered, barely making any audible sound at all. The onetime Crown Princess of Jyurai made an incoherent mumbling noise and turned away, burying her face in a pillow. Shannon tried again, raising his voice perhaps half a decibel. This time Aeka turned on her back and looked up at him through puffy eyes closed to slits against the dimness of the room. "Robert," she croaked in a voice that sounded as if she hadn't used it in years. "My heart. Love of my life. You know I would endure any hardship for your sake, my husband... but if you persist in shrieking at me in that fashion, I shall have no recourse but to tear out your entrails and strangle you with them." Having spoken, Her Highness returned her face to cover and hunched a shoulder, shutting the world out completely. Shannon chuckled and tiptoed to the room's adjoining bathroom. Princess of Jyurai or not, Aeka never -had- been able to handle a hangover. As he started the shower running, he wondered where he'd ended up leaving his uniform. Belldandy, like most of the other beings in Asgard that morning, looked rumpled. However, being Belldandy, she did not merely look rumpled, she looked gloriously rumpled. Her beatific smile drew the eyes away from the wrinkled wrap she had wound and secured over her nightgown, and the light glinted from her mussed hair in just such a way that it looked as though every strand had been put out of place acording to a precise plan. It was part of the magic of being Belldandy that she could look so perfectly imperfect that nobody got annoyed at her perfection (besides Urd, who had a monstrous hangover and was being annoyed with everyone on principle). Belldandy had been late to the aid station - not that it mattered, since the living mortals had been restored to perfect health at dawn along with the non-fatally wounded heroes of Valhalla, but Belldandy was almost never late to anything. Nobody minded, not this day, and even had they minded Belldandy probably would not have considered it ladylike to reveal the reason she had been kept in bed an extra hour after awakening. Belldandy had come to the main ward of Asgard's infirmary to check on two classes of patient. First came the wounded gods, who were not covered by Odin's grant of healing to the mortals and whose regenerative powers required some measure of assistance. Second came the casualties from the Delphinus, who, while physically healed, had suffered an exceptionally wrenching experience; most of them were taking advantage of the quiet of their ward to get some much-needed extra sleep. As she walked between wards, she noticed Thor stepping out from the Delphinus room, smiling in a doe-eyed fashion which looked more out of place on the mighty warrior's face than a Salvation Army bell-ringer in Mos Eisley. "Thor?" Belldandy did not quite rush up to Thor, but she did walk very swiftly. "Are you all right? Did you hurt your head yesterday?" Thor looked down, his eyes barely focusing on Belldandy, and he rumbled, "Verthandi, do you recall when you first called to let us know of the contract with your mortal?" "Yes?" "How we all laughed at your claim of love at first sight, of love between a god and a mortal? How I teased you for decades about it?" "Yes, I do." Belldandy's calm, pleasant statement held no accusation, no rancor, only a silent question: Is there a point coming soon? "Well," Thor smiled, bowing slightly to her, "I take every last word of it back." With that, the thunder god bussed his little sister firmly on the cheek, then strode past her down the corridor, leaving a rather confused Norn of Today behind him. Optimus Prime stood in the courtyard of Valhalla, surveying the ranks of a group of Autobots he had thought he would never see again. Almost the entire complement of the 59th Einherjar rolled past in neat ranks, led in perfect close-order drill by Ironhide, that perennial sergeant. Their differing configurations kept them from looking totally military, but even so, they were an impressive sight by Prime's standards - if only for who they were. "COMP'nyyyy - HALT!" barked Ironhide, and the formation of vehicles rolled to a perfect gridded stop. They idled there for a moment before the red van snapped out his next order: "COMP'nyyyy - TRAA-annnnsFORM!" So precisely that their five-tone transformation harmonics sounded like those of one giant Autobot, the 59th switched to robot mode as one, standing in ranks where they had idled in formation. They came to full standing positions together with the resounding crash of a regulation halt-stomp, a frill that was found in the guidebook but not often used by the normally-semiformal Autobots. "COMP'nyyyy - riiiight - FACE!" was Ironhide's next command, and with a similar metallic clash, the Autobots pivoted ninety degrees to the right, facing Optimus Prime. "COMP'nyyyy - PRE-sennnnt - ARMS!" Here the group's uniform actions took on a little more of the usual Autobot ragtag elan, as nobody had the same model of weapon. Prime smiled behind his faceplate as the usual wild array of weapons blinked out of subspace and into their wielders' hands, to be turned and raised according to that same little-used drill manual. "COMP'nyyyy - SHOULderrrr - ARMS!" cried Ironhide, and, once that action had been taken, he turned to Prime, came to perfect attention, and saluted. "59th Einherjar Expeditionary Force present an' accounted for, sir." Prime, grateful for his half-masked configuration since it preserved the dignity of the moment by concealing his smile, returned the salute. "Carry on," he said. Ironhide about-faced to confront his troops again and bellowed, "COMP'nyyy - sounnnnd - OFF!" Starting with the Autobot in the front left corner of the formation, the 59th did exactly that. "Prowl!" "Windcharger!" "Gears!" "Trailbreaker!" "Huffer!" "Hoist!" "Brawn!" "Bluestreak!" "Red Alert!" And the list went on, each voice familiar to Optimus Prime's audio receptors and each one thought gone forever: more than a hundred Autobots, lost over the course of the great Cybertronian wars and in the carnage of the Battle of Autobot City. When they finished calling out their names and stood at expectant attention, Prime thought he should say something to them, but for once, his eloquence nearly failed him. "My friends," he said in a voice hushed slightly by emotion, "my friends... it's so good to see you all again." When they remained at attention, the Autobot leader chuckled, his perilously maudlin mood broken, and said in fond amusement, "At ease, you pirates." When the troops had followed that instruction, Prime asked, "So you really want to go back? All of you? Anyone who wants to stay here is welcome to. You've earned it." "With respect, sir," said Prowl, "we wouldn't be here if we didn't want to go back. We've heard the rumors that the galaxy is heating up, becoming a more dangerous place even without the Decepticons active, and we want to do our part to help. We feel it's the least we can do, given the way our human allies turned the tide of this battle." "Besides," Ironhide drawled, "I'm afraid to think what that youngster Kup's done to Autobot security since I cashed in. The kid's heart's in the right place, y'know, but he's too inexperienced an' impulsive." A laugh rippled across the formation; even those Autobots who were casualties of battles much longer ago than Autobot City remembered crusty old Kup and his war stories. Prime laughed with them. Of all the friends he had lost over the long, long wars, he had missed none quite so much as Ironhide, his oldest soldier. They had fought in the Quintessons' arena together as gladiators, millennia ago, and Ironhide had been old then. His advice had kept a pair of hapless, inexperienced conscripts from Iacon, Convoy and Dion, alive to lead the Gladiators' Revolt that helped Scorponok's Decepticons overthrow the Quints. "Very well," said Prime when the laughing was done. "I - " He stopped, then, at the sight of two new arrivals at the gate to the courtyard. "Forgive me, Optimus Prime," said Fortress. "I don't wish to intrude." "Not at all, Fort," said Prime, sounding surprised. "Aren't you going back?" Fortress shook his head. "No, sir," he replied. "My place is here." He drew himself up, a trace of pride entering his always-calm voice. "I am the final guardian, the Golden City's last line of defense." Then, smiling, he went on, "Besides, I understand my last wish was carried out." Prime nodded. "That's true. Spike is carrying on your legacy admirably." "Well, then, there you are," said Fortress with a grin. "I doubt Midgard has room for -two- Fortresses Maximi." Then, addressing the 59th, he said, "Comrades, I'll miss you, but I don't grudge you your choices, any more, I hope, than you grudge me mine." Still smiling, he gestured behind him at the spires of his greater body's city-form. "You know where to find me if you need me." "We'll remember," said Prime positively. "I know you will. Good luck, my friends. If you'll forgive me for saying so, I hope it's a long time before I see any of you back here." The others bade Fortress farewell as he retired, leaving only the one who had accompanied him standing in the courtyard entrance. Ironhide took that as his cue. "Prime," he said, "I have a request to make." Prime looked interested. "What's that?" The one in the entrance approached, carrying himself proudly as he walked past the ranked Autobots to confront their legendary leader. Optimus Prime would have raised an eyebrow if he'd had any; though not entirely surprised to see a haze-blue Decepticon jet warrior in Valhalla, he wouldn't have expected to see one turning up for this particular occasion. "You probably do not remember me, Optimus Prime," he said, "but we met once, many, many years ago. My name is Baffle, and at the Hammer of Primus, you killed me." Prime's optics blinked. "Baffle," he said. "You're wrong, I do remember you. You were in charge of the defense of the power control center. You and your detachment fought to the last bot. I remember being impressed by your courage and devotion to duty - that kind of thing was starting to slide in the Decepticon forces at the time." "It's the only reason your raid worked," Baffle replied with a faint smirk. Then, recalling himself to business, he went on, "I am no Autobot, Optimus Prime, but I -am- a warrior of the 59th Einherjar Legion. I have fought alongside your troops since my death, and I would return to Midgard with them - if you will permit it." Prime's face was interested, but skeptical. "What will you do there? Join us?" Baffle looked mildly offended. "I am a Decepticon," he said, just a little stuffily. "The Decepticons of our day are not what you remember," Prime pointed out. "I know this. Haven't I fought alongside those Megatron's troops slaughtered at Autobot City these last four hundred years? I intend to demonstrate to the modern world what a Decepticon -should- be, not what they have become." "That's an admirable sentiment, Baffle, but impractical," said Prime. "If the modern Decepticons break their long silence and reappear, people will fear and call their enemy any robot wearing that symbol," he added, pointing to the Decepticon brand on Baffle's wing. "It may not be fair, but it's what will happen, and no one fighting off a Decepticon raiding party will stop to ask you about your philosophy before they shoot." Baffle scowled thoughtfully. "What you say has merit," he said grudgingly. He thought for several more seconds, then sighed and went reluctantly on, "Very well. I will join you - but only until the Decepticon question is resolved. One day, we -will- be restored to our rightful place in the cosmos," he said firmly. Prime thought this over for a moment, then glanced past Baffle to Ironhide. "Aw, he's all right," said the red Autobot with a smile. "Gets up on his high horse about Decepticon superiority sometimes, but if y'just smile an' nod he gets over it. Let's take him with us." Baffle turned to Ironhide with a wryly frosty smile and said, "A glowing endorsement, Ironhide, thank you." "All right," said Prime, nodding. "I'm not entirely sure I'll be -able- to, Baffle, but if it's workable, I'll take you with us." Baffle turned back to the Autobot leader and inclined his head. "Thank you." "Don't read too much into it," called Brawn from the ranks. "It's just that we need all the help we can get out there!" Baffle shot him a look, but he was smiling as he joined the formation. Optimus Prime turned and faced the gathered robots again, looked them over, and then nodded, as if to himself. "All right," he repeated quietly. "Let's see if this works." Then he opened his chest compartment and removed the Autobot Matrix of Leadership from its place above his laser core. The Autobots (and Baffle) murmured softly at the sight of it. Most of them had never seen it before, and even though its power was greatly diminished nowadays, the sight of the glowing blue-white crystal in its gold and silver enclosure was enough to stir the emotions of even the most battle-hardened Transformer. Carefully, Prime locked his fingers into the channels of the Matrix's handles. He wasn't really certain what to do, or whether this would even work, but some instinct guided him as he raised the artifact before him and gently pulled at the handles. The Matrix - implacably unchanging in the face of determined attempts by some of the strongest beings in creation to open it at the wrong times - glided smoothly open, its core crystal levitating between the separated halves of the casing. Even depleted it was an awesome sight to the Transformers in the courtyard, and it filled the area with its blue-white light. And, as is the usual thing when the Matrix is opened, something astonishing happened. The Transformers gathered before Optimus Prime, all of them, glowed in the Matrix's light and then became faintly transparent, like ghostly images of themselves. Their inner workings could be seen briefly through their fading outer casings, and then those too faded, leaving only glowing wireframe outlines like the frameworks of computerized models. Then each of those outlines collapsed into a hovering sphere of blue lightning, the unmistakable form of a Transformer spark. They floated in the air for a few moments as if basking in the Matrix's light, filling the courtyard with a crystalline sound. Then they began to circle the Autobot leader, swirling around him like a little spiral galaxy of ball lightning. Standing in the entrance to the courtyard, where he had just arrived looking for his boss, Hot Rod stood slack-jawed and staring. The sparks moved in a leisurely way at first. Their path was an ever-tightening spiral, though, and they accelerated as it tightened until one by one, each with a flash of white light and a ringing chime, they plunged into the Matrix. In the silence that followed, the Matrix's casing slipped shut again with a soft 'click'. As Optimus Prime stood looking down at the artifact's slightly brighter glow in wonder, he heard Hot Rod's voice at the courtyard entrance: "-Whoa-." Prime turned and noted the arrival of his young subordinate. "You've seen it before," he noted, a smile in his voice. "At the peak of its power, no less. You destroyed -Unicron- with it." "That's true," Hot Rod agreed, a note of awe still in his voice, "but I never saw it do -that- before." Prime chuckled and returned the Matrix to its place within his body. As he closed his plastron over the artifact and its new precious cargo, he strode toward the gate where Hot Rod waited. "Come on," he said. "Let's get them back to Cybertron." The lack of hangover relief was evident to Colonel Harrison of the Freespacers, who noted many bloodshot eyes and grinding teeth among the regiment which had managed to line itself up for inspection despite the brisk morning weather, the all-too-bright sunshine, and about three hundred pounding migraines. The newly minted Master Sergeant of the regiment, T'Bal of Vulcan, pretended to take no notice of a temperature which, Harrison reflected, must be absolute torture to her. Two millenia of Surak's teachings had sustained her through a man-by-man roll call of the regiment's companies, and finally they had come to K Company, the last of the lot. "Urick, M.!" "Yo!" "Ut'j'gar, V.!" "Present." "Vannen, K.!" "He ain't here, Sarge." T'Bal made a note on her datapad and continued. "Venkman, W.!" "Not so loud..." "Venkman...?" "I'm here, already." "Waldo-the-Dalek." "PRESENT." "Williams, S." "Dead, Sarge." T'Bal sighed almost imperceptibly, noting Sandra Williams' plain white coveralls and total lack of any equipment. "Were you not here when instructions were given, Private?" "Sorry, Sarge," said Williams, shrugging. "Just got here. I saw this shell coming right at me, my CAV blew all to hell, I saw one of my legs fly off into the craters, and then I wake up this morning and there's this book on the nightstand next to my bed." She held up "So You're Dead" to show which book she meant as she continued, "And so I'm looking for someone to explain things and then t'Havyar from C Company runs by and tells me to fall in for inspection..." "Fall out, Williams." T'Bal pointed to the group of about two hundred rather confused-looking Freespacers, all wearing the identical white coveralls. "Major Skashi will take down your will and testament and arrange for disposition of your possessions." "Oh," said Williams. With a rather wistful look at the rest of her company, she stepped over to the other deceased Freespacers, where the equally deceased adjutant was busy performing his final duty for the regiment. "Wistrim, D." T'Bal barked. "Yo!" "Xymmarrar." "Hgroooahh!!" "Close enough." T'Bal made one final note on her padd, then turned to Colonel Harrison. "Six hundred twelve present for duty. Two hundred twenty-nine confirmed dead. One hundred sixty-one not present." Harrison nodded. "All right. Company I and Company K are assigned provost duty. Go round up our lost sheep. Company H to complete the salvage of our equipment from Fort Bastogne. Company G to assist the Major in settling the effects of the dead and retrieving their bodies for proper disposal. All other personnel with kit line up single file, beginning with A Company, and load up. "Before you are dismissed," Harrison continued, "it catches my attention that not a few shingles are missing from that golden roof over yonder." He pointed to Valhalla, gleaming in the early morning light, and a few of the hungover marines flinched and groaned as they made the mistake of looking directly at it. "Now, it is beneath my dignity to consider that any of our fine, upstanding force might be responsible for those missing shields, but this ship will not lift off with any excess gold on board. If you think you know where some excess might be, you are dismissed to go 'discover' it. "Sergeant, send the men to duty." Harrison walked over to the broad gangplank leading up to the Charlemagne's open hangar deck. At the moment it was empty, most of the crew sleeping off one party or another. Harrison had ordered the assembly and embarkation at this early hour for just this reason, and as the first few troopers of A Company stepped up for inspection, he was quickly justified in his caution. "Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead... put it back," he growled to a private with a suspicious bulge in his pack. The private, grumbling under his breath, fell out and began trudging his way back to the Golden City. "Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, put it back... go ahead, put it back... go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, put it back... go ahead, go ahead, Jerro you aren't fooling anyone now put it back... go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, put it back, put it back, oh -Nobbs-... !" Corporal Cecil St. John Nobbs had, several years previously, risen to the rank of ordnance sergeant in the Eighth Regiment. Unfortunately, the short, skinny, homely little man had proven so adept at unofficial requisitioning of equipment that his personal footlocker consisted of three storage bays. Demoted, he had made his way into the Tenth, where despite a total lack of either moral backbone or courage, he had kept command of a squad and evaded courts-martial. Considering that the man was now bowed down by the weight of an inch-thick golden shield nearly as tall as he was, Harrison was inclined to believe that Nobby's luck and good sense had both run out at the same time. "Nobbs," he grumbled, "couldn't you have the decency to at least -pretend- you're not stealing that?" Nobbs straightened up, letting the point of the shield ground in the muddy turf behind him. "Why, Colonel," he grinned, an expression which did very little to improve his looks. "I protest your accusation of theft in the strongest terms. I did -not- steal this here shield, sir." Harrison couldn't help smiling. This promised to be entertaining. "Very well, Nobbs," he said, "how did you come into possession of that shield?" "Bought it, sir," Nobbs replied, fishing in a pocket of his dingy and rumpled uniform. He pulled out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket and handed it to Harrison, nodding triumphantly. "There's the receipt, right enough, sir. All square an' legal." Harrison looked at the writing on the paper, which might have resembled a receipt from the Bazaar on the New Orleans but not a proper store anywhere else. "I wasn't aware that the gods were in the habit of selling golden shields." "Oh, of course they are, sir," Nobby smiled, turning the shield to reveal words painted across the eagle designs embossed in the gold: SUVENEER UF AZGARD. "Gift shop had 'em on sale." "I find it peculiar," Harrison noted, "that the handwriting and spelling on that shield is nearly identical to the handwriting and spelling on this receipt. I would almost term it suspicious." "Oh, -please-, sir," Nobbs smiled, turning back around to face the colonel, "don't be silly. Of -course- they'd be th' same. Th' shopkeeper prob'ly wrote th' words on the shield. Stands to reason, dunnit?" Harrison looked down at Nobbs, looked at the receipt, and finally said, "So you are indeed claiming that this is a bill of sale for that... souvenir... and that you purchased it legally?" "In a nutshell, sir." Harrison shrugged. "All right. Take it aboard." A couple of cheers went up for Corporal Nobbs as he shrugged his way back under his load and trundled up the gangplank. "Sergeant," Harrison barked to A Company's first sergeant, "go down the line and make sure none of the other privates has pen and paper handy, would you? And Maj... oh damn," he grumbled, remembering yet again that his command staff had been depleted, "Lieutenant Drummond, take this receipt and find someone in authority in Asgard. Verify the existence of a gift shop, and when you find out there isn't one, ask how much one of those shields would cost so I can dock a certain trooper's back pay for the amount." Not so very far away, a loud clang echoed from a deck, just following a half-stifled yelp of fear. "Would two of you help Corporal Nobbs with his souvenir?" Harrison chuckled. "He seems to have dropped it on himself. After all, he bought it fair and square..." Harrison's smile became a bit mean as he added, "Or if he hasn't, he soon will. Now, fall in... go ahead, go ahead, put it back... go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, put it back..." Several hours later, in the midafternoon bustle as Midgard forces made final preparations for leaving, Rattrap stood by the ramp of the Axalon and watched his Autobot cousins load up the Ark. He wondered if the rumor he'd heard was true, that the Autobots of Valhalla were returning to life and going back to Midgard with the others. He didn't see them boarding, if that was the case, but that might not necessarily mean anything. As he pondered this, Rattrap sensed movement at his side and turned to see Dinobot approaching in beast mode. The saurian, like so many others that day, was carrying himself carefully, walking as though he didn't want to jostle his head too much. His upper body, his spindly arms, and part of his neck were bundled in a fuzzy red garment which was so incongruous that Rattrap's logic grid refused to register it at first. "'Bout time you showed up," he grumbled. "The boss monkey was about ready to leave wit'out ya. Where you been all night, anyway?" Dinobot looked in some other direction and muttered, "Scout patrol." "WHAT?!" Rattrap squeaked, making Dinobot wince. "LAST NIGHT?! Are you -really- that para - " The rat skidded to a mental halt, sputtered ineffectually for a moment, then exclaimed, "Oh oh OH! -I- get it!" His optics narrowed suspiciously. "WAITacycle! WHO would - " Dinobot drew himself up grandly and replied, "-That-... is not the sort of question a gentlebot answers." "Oh, sure, 'course not," Rattrap said, subsiding. He peered at his shipmate as if noticing him for the first time. "Izzat a -sweater- you're wearin'?!" "It is a long story, vermin, and my head is hurting," said Dinobot, but the corners of his jagged-fanged mouth were turning up despite his efforts at being stern. "Be silent." "Yeah, sure," said Rattrap. "You missed a helluva party, though." He grinned nostalgically, as though the occasion in question had happened years ago instead of only the previous night. "Rhinox broke out some of his, eh, private reserve." "Ahh, yes," said Dinobot, smiling and picking his teeth. "Hydroponics Vat #24. That is indeed some good shit." Rattrap goggled. "WHAT?! Am I the only one who DIDN'T know about this?!" "Didn't know about what?" asked Rhinox as he ambled up to the group. "Nothin'," Rattrap replied, sighing. "Never mind." Rhinox shrugged. "OK, whatever. Where's Optimus?" "Right here, Rhinox," said Optimus Primal as he descended on one of the Axalon's bridge elevators. "Ready to go?" "If it's all right with you," Rhinox replied, "I'd rather stay behind for a while and help out with the Delphinus. I was talking to Fio - Lieutenant Commander Piccolo - last night and we had some ideas." "(Yeah, I bet,)" Rattrap muttered, then stifled a yelp of pain as Rhinox nonchalantly stepped on his foot. "I can hitch a ride back to Known Space when the ship's operational and meet up with you guys at Cybertron, or New Avalon, or someplace," Rhinox went on. Optimus looked thoughtful. "Hmm... how long are we talking about here?" "Six weeks, maybe eight," replied the engineer offhandedly. "The dwarves are already getting started." "Eight weeks, huh?" Optimus Primal turned and called up to the bridge above him, "Blackarachnia?" "Yeah?" came the voice of the Axalon's one female crewmember down the elevator hole. "Think you can keep this crate running for two months without Rhinox?" "Huh!" Blackarachnia's voice replied with mock scorn. "I'll try not to -improve- things too much while he's gone." Rhinox chuckled. Primal grinned. "I suppose you've earned a working vacation," he said. "I imagine the Delphinus will report to New Avalon for orders once she's spaceworthy. Give us a call when you get there and we'll come and get you." "Will do. Thanks," said Rhinox. "See you in a couple months... " "Hey, Big Green," said Rattrap, sotto voce, as the engineer passed him. "Yeah?" Rhinox replied, pausing. "Don't do anything I wouldn't do," said Rattrap, poking his comrade with an elbow. Then, a moment later, as Rhinox strode whistling away, the Maximal intelligence officer's indignant voice rang out from within a nearby refuse can: "Oh, sure, that's -real- funny, Rhinox!" The Redneck could no longer remember the last time he'd slept. He knew the cold fact that, technically, he'd taken a nap two days ago, just prior to arriving in Asgard, but he had no direct memory. In fact, he didn't have much direct memory of much of anything, having gone two straight nights without sleeping a wink. He'd worked up enough higher mental functions to smooth out the few remaining hitches loading up the Freespacer Marines and cleaning away the scrap from their part of the great battle. Now, however, he was praying that he wouldn't sway on his feet or yawn or say something stupid if and when he bid a formal farewell to Odin and the court of Asgard. I don't want much, Kris thought. Just a little nap, say about eighteeen hours worth, I'm not greedy. "Kris." The Redneck looked behind him to see General Butch Overstreet, dressed much as he had been in the prime of his life; thick coveralls, a hard-hat and work boots. "Wanted to catch ya before you left." "Uh?" Kris asked intelligently as neurons fired sluggishly, reluctantly, within his brain. Finally, he added, "Oh," to buy time to compose a more coherent reaction. He almost said, "I wouldn't leave without saying goodbye, Dad," but choked it down when he remembered how little he'd seen his father prior to his death. "Um, what do you want, Dad?" is what actually came out. "Just wanted to tell ya safe trip and all that," Butch replied, taking off the hardhat. Face to face, the two men looked remarkably alike, almost the same height, Butch a bit stouter and bald, Redneck skinnier and with a full head of hair. Both men had the same look of discomfort, approaching a difficult subject as carefully as possible. "Um, yeah, thanks," Kris said, "you too..." He took in Butch's change of clothes for the first time and said, "What's with the clothes?" "I'm goin' back to my old job," Butch smiled. "Construction work." "Wait a minute," Kris said, rubbing his nose slowly between thumb and forefinger. "I thought you were a general." "Well, yeah," Butch replied, nodding, "but there are a lot of generals up here. I just got the call for this one, I don't know why. I spend most of my time building cities, villages, bases, what have you for th' boys to fight over every day." He smiled with satisfaction as he pointed to the large crew of workers already smoothing out the trenches on the battlefield, replacing them with something different. "I'm no architect, but maybe another thousand years here might change that." "Seems kind of... pointless," Kris said. "So what? It's -fun-." Butch smiled. "And now Ragnarok's over, fun is all we have to worry about." He slapped the Redneck's arm and laughed, adding, "Maybe I'll hold off on reincarnation until you get here, just to show you the ropes." "Um, yeah," Kris said, pulling a piece of paper from his jacket. Amazingly, Skuld's note had survived the battle- and the intense pounding he'd taken in it. "About that, I - " Butch shut him up by hugging him tightly for a few moments. When he let go, he said, "Kris, I've always been proud of you, and I've always loved you. You're a wonderful son. Don't beat yourself up about not being there for me... " Butch looked away and muttered, "I should have been there more for you." "Dad," the Redneck said, and ran out of words. "I know," Butch said. "You go home and take care of that girl." He smirked and added, "Even if she is jailbait." "DAD!!" Kris shouted over Butch's laughter. "Washuu is not jailbait! She's older than you are!" "I know," Butch grinned. "Just go take care of her. And call me when you two set the date. I'll send her a training bra as a shower gift." "Dad..." Kris rolled his eyes, blushing a little, and walked away. "Oh, take care of yourself. I'll see you... well..." "Have a good'un," Butch suggested. "Yeah, that," Kris nodded. "Been so long since I heard anyone say that." "Yeah," Butch said, becoming somber again. "I'll be watching you, Kris." "... love ya," Kris finally said, and the two parted, Butch walking down to supervise the construction crews and Kris walking slowly through the slush towards the gates of Asgard. Once, from a great distance, the Redneck heard his father cursing someone at the top of his lungs; then the sound faded, and he swayed slowly on alone. As he stood on the balcony outside his office and watched the Midgard ships lift off from the great plain, Odin folded his arms and smiled in satisfaction. Beside him, Urd leaned lazily on the balcony railing, recovered from her hangover through the powers of alchemy. Her own faint smile was mainly for her father, not the sight of her friends and allies leaving Asgard. Odin noticed eventually; turning to her, he smiled a little wider and said, "Well, daughter. It's been an interesting weekend, wouldn't you say?" Urd laughed. "In the ancient Chinese sense," she said. "Now maybe a girl can get some -sleep- around here." Daggerdisc left last, after all the other ships had gone. By her captain's request, there was no fanfare, no honor guard - just a small group of the gods bidding farewell to their friends who had helped them in the darkest of times. Thus Redneck was spared the extra hardship of having to be coherent for a formal sendoff; instead he got a handshake and a "thanks for coming" from the Almighty, which was something to tell the grandkids about in itself. The Norns were staying behind for now, to help the celestial realm get back to normal operations, so the ship's company was slightly reduced from its arrival. The last one to board was Gryphon, who paused at the bottom of the ramp after all the other farewells to have his hands taken by a smiling, bright-eyed Skuld. "Listen," he said hesitantly, "I - " but she touched the tips of her fingers to his lips before he could go on. "You don't have to say anything," she said quietly. "We don't know exactly what the future holds - not even me," she added with a wry grin. "But I know one thing it won't hold, and that's regret from me." Gryphon smiled. "Nor me." "That's good," said Skuld, her smile becoming impish. "Keep in touch. We have to work together on your Experts of Justice idea." "Don't worry," he said. "I'm not letting -you- fall out of my life again." "You'd -better- not," she said, mock-fiercely. Then she leaned in and kissed him. "Clear skies home. Call me." "Count on it," said Gryphon. He kissed her back, then turned and went up the ramp. Commander Pearson "Doc" Mui lifted his glasses and massaged the bridge of his nose for what seemed like the fiftieth time that hour. His normally sharp eyes were ringed with dark shadows, and he seemed as rumpled as his uniform. "Any - " he began, but was interrupted by his captain. "No change, Doc," Harrison Maxwell replied from his chair. Doc sighed, shaking his head. "I'll let you know," the captain said quietly. "Get some sleep. That's an order." "I wish I could, Harry," Doc said wearily. "but everytime I close my eyes for longer than a few minutes, I see some really crazy stuff." Harry eyed his CMO with concern. Two days ago, Doc had had the almost irresistable urge to go to the very black hole that they were now parked near. A day ago, he'd collapsed bonelessly in Sickbay and had remained in a semi-conscious state for nearly an hour, babbling incoherently. When he came out of it, he marched to the bridge, insisting that he be there when whatever happened, happened. Harry noted that Doc's stubbornness was both one of his saving graces and -the- single most irritating thing about him. WDF Invulnerable was part of a small group of ships surrounding Black Hole X-21. The flotilla included ships from not only the WDF, but GENOM and the CFMF as well. Given that four of the most powerful ships in their respective fleets had ventured into the black hole with nary a peep since, there was more than a little concern. It was still an investigative mission, but there was the unspoken fear that it could easily become a rescue - or worse, a salvage mission. They had waited for nearly two days, hovering at the edge of the black hole's gravitational embrace. None of the ships dared to get any closer, for obvious reasons. Speculation was running high, but nobody voiced their opinions--at least, not while they were on duty. Already there were murmurings about a conspiracy, mass insanity, and the like, rumors that lay just beneath the surface of the respective crews' professional demeanor. Maxwell himself was trying to puzzle out Gryphon's motives. He knew that the Admiral was spontaneous, but this was something he didn't quite understand. If there was anything that Harrison Maxwell truly hated, it was a mystery. Thankfully, he didn't have to wait long for a conclusion. "Captain," the science officer reported, "I'm getting odd gravimetric distortions near the event horizon." "Visual," Maxwell commanded. The forward viewer blinked into readiness, zooming into an oddly calm portion of the black hole. The swirling milkiness of stellar refuse and the like seemed to be diverted from one area, as if gigantic hands had shielded this portion from the maelstrom outside. "The hell...?" the captain muttered to himself. The lapse in demeanor wasn't noticed; everyone on the bridge on all the ships was thinking much the same. "I'm reading IFF codes from that--whatever it is," reported Lt. DiTillio at Navigation. "We've got a couple of our ships, one from GENOM, and a Freespacer - look like our guys." he concluded. Doc leaned over, looking more alert than he had in hours. "They're coming out," he declared. And so the ships emerged, each in a blaze of rainbow light, rushing out past the event horizon in a hyperdrive-like blur of pseudomotion from the nowhere at the swirling center of X-21. First was GENOM's flagship, the Star Destroyer Vindicator. Nonchalantly, it formed up with its escort with a terse greeting from Admiral Thrawn. Then came Concordia. Charlemagne was next, followed by a ship Doc recognized as the Autobot Ark. Each ship seemed to totally ignore the black hole, gliding easily through space. "Any sign of Admiral Hutchins?" Maxwell asked. "Captain Saavik reports that the Admiral is aboard Daggerdisc," the comm officer replied. "He'll be emerging in a few minutes." Maxwell arched an eyebrow. The last he'd heard, Saavik was a Commander. Then again, it might've been a recent field promotion. "Harry," Doc said quietly by the captain's chair. "Request permission to stay behind for a bit in DeLorean One." "Any particular reason why?" "Just a hunch that if I talk to Ben about this, I'll be able to put whatever happened to rest." The captain sighed. "Permission granted." "Thanks, Harry." "On one condition - " Harry held up his index finger, looking particularly intense. "Keriyn drives." Doc cracked a smile. "Aye aye, sir." "We'll rendezvous back at New Avalon. See you there." Keriyn and Doc watched as the Invulnerable streaked away. Moments later, the Concordia disappeared in a fold. They were alone. "You know, if you wanted some private time, you could've just asked," Keriyn joked, trying to lighten the mood. "I'll try for a less sucky locale next time," he replied, grinning at Keriyn's groan. "You've still got your sense of humor. Sort of," she remarked. "Heaven forbid I lose -that-," he deadpanned. They stared at the black hole in silence. There was no awe or fear of the destructive power. There was just the wait. "What did you see?" she asked gently. "Oh," he combed his hair with his fingers, "lots of weird stuff. It was like being caught in a twister, where you're surrounded by bits and pieces of the past and present. I think there were snippets of the future, too. Percy's gonna have twins, if part of what I saw is true." "I never figured him for a family man." "Maybe adopting those orphans back in '25 kinda soured him on it." She smiled, and reached out to gently squeeze his hand, her expression turning sober. "There's more, isn't there?" "Nothing coherent. There were lots of battles, a huge explosion, and this big clockwork computer...I don't know what to call it, but this thing had its gears gummed up. I also saw big black spider-like things, a huge space station vanishing... it's all unraveling when I'm trying to tell it to you," he said with a hint of frustration. "There's only one way to find out if it's true." Pearson nodded. "I've never been one for waiting...unless it's something worth waiting -for-." As if on cue, Daggerdisc emerged from the black hole. Doc opened up a channel as the freighter slid in formation beside the car. "Hey guys, what's up?" he asked conversationally. Gryphon's image rezzed up on the windshield HUD. He looked annoyingly well-rested, as did everyone else within the camera's field of vision. "Doc? What're you doing here?" he asked, a bit confused, then peered closer. "You okay? You look like hell." "He hasn't been able to sleep since yesterday," Keriyn explained. "We -were- part of a small group of ships investigating your disappearance. Pearson wanted to stay behind to talk to you, and here we are." "What do you want to talk about?" Ben asked, setting the throttle for a leisurely cruising speed. Keriyn matched his pace. Doc rubbed the bridge of his nose. "I was just wondering if something happened. I have this strange feeling that I missed something really big." "Oh, nothing much," Kei said nonchalantly. "We just had to stop the Ragnarok, that's all." "Oh, is -that- all? Anything big happen, say, yesterday?" "Well, yeah. The World-Engine crashed for a little bit, but we got it back online. Why do you ask?" Ben looked quite a bit more concerned. "I kinda collapsed in Sickbay around then, and saw some really weird stuff from the past, present, and maybe the future. Some things I saw...well, they just -can't- happen." "For example?" Ben prompted. Doc chuckled ruefully. "I saw you smoking something weird with Rhinox and Rattrap. Now, that is just -not- going to happen." It was Ben's turn to chuckle. "Actually, Doc...that -did- happen." Doc blinked. "OK, truth -is- stranger than fiction." Gryphon shrugged. "It was a special occasion." "OK, sure. What's with that thing on your arm?" Ben looked at the vambrace. "Oh, um... little present from Skuld." "So -that's- why I've been getting weird vibes off it," Doc muttered. "I never figured you for being psi-sensitive." "I'm -not-. That's the weird part. I'm about as psi-dead as you can get without -being- dead." "Hmm... " Ben adopted a thoughtful pose. "Anyway, I guess my big question is...is everything okay?" Gryphon blinked along with Kei. "Yeah, everything's okay," he confirmed. "The universe is -not- going to implode upon itself?" Doc asked. "Nope, everything's fine," Kei insisted. "It's handled." Pearson deflated in relief, the sense of unease fading. "Good. Good, good, good... " he muttered, leaning back in his seat. "Good night," he said, then fell asleep. Keriyn looked at him fondly. "Finally. Sorry to bother you, Admiral. Kei." She nodded to them both. "It's no bother," Ben said. "I have a hard time believing what happened myself, and I was there. I guess he just wanted to make sure." "We'd better get going." Keriyn punched up the warp engines. "With any luck, we'll catch up with the Invulnerable in a few hours." "We're heading home ourselves," Kei said. "It's been two whole days since I saw Kate, and I feel deprived." "Take care," Keriyn waved. "You too," Gryphon said. With a surge of energy, Daggerdisc jumped into hyperspace. Moments later, DeLorean One warped out of the sector. In a hall eerily similar to the Great Hall of Asgard, dark save for the light from the gouts of fire which filled the realm beyond the walls, an immense giant of flame, light and unmitigated evil pondered. It was an open question whether or not Odin was the original creator of the universe - this universe, anyway. It was certain that the power of that original creator now rested within the All-Father, but every legend and tale said that Odin had been born of older creatures, and they of older still. Odin himself claimed not to recall his early aeons; not so Surtur, whose flame had ignited in that moment of eternal creation. Surtur was, and remained, the embodiment of destruction, as Odin was the -current- embodiment of creation. As the personification of entropy and antilife, Surtur had taken a generally relaxed position. In the early days, when gods were potent beyond measure and tended to pry into things unknown even to them, he and his brood, and later his disciples, strove with the gods in dire conflict. The Prophecy of the Norns, however, had given him good reason to relax and bide his time. No point in wasting effort and manpower when the gods would war among themselves and make it easy for him. Now the case had altered: Prophecy had been cheated. Despite all the machinations of greed and evil, the perverse loyalty of Loki's children, Asgard had not fallen. Odin and his litter of godlings still stood in the way of the purge of all life in the universe. Surtur would have to await a new opportunity to strike the gods... but in the meantime, he would no longer allow his forces to remain idle in the realm of mortals. The thing Surtur brooded over might have been a chessboard, if one played chess in seven dimensions of movement. A normal mortal looking at the board would have been struck mad by its ineffable complexity. On the board, figures in white and black stood on the blinding clash of squares and angles. The white figures represented the mortals: the mortals who had defied prophecy, dared to give him direct challenge, and who yet lived to brag of it. They could not be permitted to remain unpunished. Surtur's very existence in the Universe encouraged the growth of evil, without any action on his own; but here and there, where he had acted, he had cultivated whole races, whole galaxies, of mortals willing to serve his ends unknowing. A flaming finger touched a large piece on the edge of the board, a cloudlike galaxy dominated by creatures in angular exoskeletons, slavemasters over slavemasters. He nudged them closer to the center. In the middle of the board, an indistinct glob of fog represented a vicious and petty race of energy beings. Surtur prodded the glob towards a white piece carved in the shape of a stylized arrowhead. After a moment, he added a black piece carved into a flaming cross to that group. These would weaken the Federation from without, while his agents corrupted and usurped it from within. A large planet, white carved into reliefs of steel and mesh, stood to one side of the board. Surtur hesitantly placed another planet onto the board, a planet with fangs and a gaping maw. The extradimensional alien Unicron was mighty indeed, but still weak and diffuse; Surtur would give his 'colleague' the aid he required to resume his vendetta against all living things. "That which does not become part of the One shall become Void," indeed. The group of heroes at the center of the board were not so easily disposed of. After some thought, Surtur set some pieces carefully on the board. Minds of blinding intelligence, steeped in hatred and destructive greed; beings of immense power and negligible morality; betrayers within and without, some unseen; even dark reflections of some of the bright defenders. All of these Surtur placed on the board in positions where they could strike to effect, but not where they might be definitely committed just yet. Off the board, dozens of other black pieces remained unplaced, unengaged. They would be brought out soon enough, Surtur thought. In the end, nothing less than the full weight of all the forces of destruction would be leveled against this tiny fraction of a tiny fraction of a galaxy, this one-third of one spiral arm that called itself - laughably - Known Space. For now, however, he would have to watch and see what new white pieces would be brought onto the board, and choose which of his own pawns would nullify those in turn. And in the end, these arrogant mortals would be destroyed, all they held dear taken away and smashed before their eyes, just before their slow and agonizing deaths; deaths from which there would be no afterlife, no Valhalla of the golden roof, no rebirth, nothing but oblivion. Surtur toyed for a moment with an eternity of torment in the celestial flame outside, then rejected it. No, he decided, the torture would not be as satisfying as the death. Go home, mortals, and enjoy your victory for the day. Already I have set the rot in all you have built, already I have placed all your enemies in confederacy against you. I have sent the greatest scourges of your galaxy's history to see to your destruction, and even if they fail the worms eating away at you from within will complete the task. And if I fail once, I will try again, and again, until in the end I break you. You mortals can die so easily, but I am deathless; I am a force of nature, the force that ends nature itself. I can continue fighting until the last flame of the last star in the last galaxy is snuffed out. How will it feel to have saved the universe, pitiful creatures, only to have that universe turned utterly against you? Surtur laughed, his booming guffaws echoing through the realm of Muspelheim, sending the most damned of the damned to hiding and making the demons and fallen gods nervous. Around them the flames roared higher and higher, brighter and brighter, until with a flash - The Redneck sat up, gasping for breath, sweat running down his body. For a long moment, his eyes refused to focus, blinded by the dream; when they finally did snap to, they revealed the hold of the Daggerdisc, making its best hyperspace speed away from X-21, bound for home at last. Washuu stepped into the hold, carrying a blanket. "We could be home by now, you know," she muttered. "Sleep in your own bed for a change, hm?" "Washuu!" Kris tried to jump up from his makeshift bed, banged his head against the bulkhead he'd leaned on, slid down again, grabbed Washuu's shirt and pulled himself up. "Dream! Gotta tell you! Important!" Washuu blinked, easing Kris back to the deck, and asked, "What about the dream?" The Redneck paused, tried to remember, and had his mind shy away like a skittish dewback. "Don't know... didn't understand... great danger, very great... " Washuu smiled. "Are we going to crash before getting home?" Redneck shook his head, still looking confused. "No... no, we won't, we'll get home safely, but after that - " Washuu firmly pushed Kris back to the deck, laid the blanket over him, and commanded, "Then go back to sleep. We'll worry about it later." Kris' rattled mind tried to recover, to explain the vision, but already it was sliding away in a haze of total exhaustion and warm cotton quilting. "But... but... " Washuu had already left the hold. The Redneck made one last attempt to sit up. It lasted five seconds; then, slowly, he lay back down against the pillow made from his jacket. In five seconds he was in a dreamless slumber, the vision already scattering into a haze of vague premonitions of danger and vast malign cunning. The rest of Daggerdisc's passengers remained unaware of any intent, good or evil, leveled against them, and the ship sped on towards home and, for a brief eternal moment, peace. 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