G It was Wednesday, August 10. It was cool and windy in Worcester that evening, as Zoner and I drove down the hill from the airport, heading home. We were back in Wormtown after our unauthorized journey to Area 51; we'd invaded one of the most secure places in the United States, stolen things, and had a wild time, and now I had nothing to show for it other than a busted nose and a general sense that I was in a slump. A friend with some training in field medicine had sorted the nose for me, and it was already starting to heal; after a good night's sleep at the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas and a nap on the flight back I felt as close to human as I could, under the circumstances. Zoner glanced over at me as I gazed gloomily out the passenger window and said, "'Smatter, anyway? You don't usually take losing so hard. It's not like it was a real fight anyway." "We did agree to make it official," I reminded him. "Yeah, but even so," he replied, making a dismissive gesture. "It's not going to kill your record, and everybody'll know it was a cheap win. -Both- of your losses this week have been cheap. Eddie Honda ripped Ken a new one on the board last night." That brought a smile to my slightly bruised face despite my perverse determination to hang onto my bad mood for as long as possible. The World Circuit Martial Arts Tournament, the semi-formal fight-sanctioning body which keeps the stats for my career and those of a lot of my fellow street fighters, has an electronic bulletin-board system most of us tournament regulars hang around on, discussing our various interests inside and outside the martial arts, our recent fights, who's up to what, and the general sort of bumph you'd expect from a bunch of people who are mostly friends, or at least acquaintances. "You stopped by home before flying out?" I asked. "No," Zoner replied. "I checked in from Quest's place. They've got the -coolest- gear up there. I want one of those monitor rooms." "Ah," I said. "So you haven't been to the house yet?" "Nope," Zoner replied. "Why?" "Just wondering." Eyrie Productions, Unlimited presents A Third Universe from the Right Production of a Straight On Till Morning Film STREET FIGHTER: WARRIOR'S LEGACY BATTLE 05: JUST ANOTHER WEEKEND ON THE JOB Benjamin D. Hutchins MegaZone with the gracious assistance of The Usual Suspects a bit of cadging from Sega's "Crazy Taxi" and some unlikely inspiration from "Changing Rooms" (c) 2002 Eyrie Productions, Unlimited We didn't say much more until we got back to the house. The lights were on; Rose, my former teacher, had kept an eye on the place during our little jaunt, as she sometimes did. We travel a lot, and usually we just rely on the house's security systems, but this time there was somebody else involved, and we didn't really want to leave her alone while we wandered the country breaking national security regs. They both met us at the door as we entered, bags in hand. Rose took a look at the damage to my face, tsk'd thoughtfully, but said nothing. Our houseguest, a teenage Japanese girl named Sakura Kasugano, was a little more vocal about it: "What happened to -you-?" "I had an argument with the United States Air Force." "Oh. Who won?" "Her Majesty's Special Air Service," I replied dryly. Sakura gave me a skeptical look, as though she were weighing several different responses. Finally, she settled on, "... You're weird." "Yeah, so I've been told," I replied, heading for my room to put away my bag. "How was -your- weekend? How's your head?" "Fine. Dr. Mueller came by a couple of times to check up on me. He thinks I'll be OK. I feel fine, anyway." I nodded. "Good, good. I see Rose took you shopping." "Well, yeah," she said, glancing down at the jeans and Clark University sweatshirt she was wearing. "All I had with me was my uniform and some underwear. I wasn't expecting to be gone for more than a couple of days." Sakura was staying with us because her father had (in my opinion) wildly overreacted to what he saw as her unseemly interest in martial arts and martial artists, and disowned her. Now, I could grant him that faking a "school trip" and flying halfway around the world to show up on a total stranger's doorstep (mine) in search of her favorite karateka (not me) was a bit impulsive and, well, -weird- on her part. But when I'd called him up to let him know that she was safe and ask where I should send her, he'd said a lot of nasty things, finishing up with, "You street fighters have made her what she is - now she is YOUR problem. Not mine!" Then he hung up in my ear. So, what was I to do? Throw her out into the street? Call the Worcester PD and have them take her off to Child Welfare or INS or wherever Japanese schoolgirls who've turned world traveler and been disowned by their fathers go? No; that was what the book said to do, but the book didn't cover the sort of potential, the raw talent, Sakura embodied. She'd taught herself a reasonable facsimile of Shotokan karate by watching Ryu Hoshi fight a dozen times in and around Tokyo. She'd learned the Shotokan ki fireball, the Hadoken, just by watching Ryu do it and listening to him mumble something about centering. What ordinary foster parent could comprehend that kind of thing? Her -real- parents couldn't. Her father had said a lot of things about her disgracing the family with her antics, but I'd heard something else, something truer, buried in his voice: Fear. He was afraid of her, of her talent, of her strength and skill and the speed with which she'd achieved them. She had the calling - it was too late to turn her back now, and that's what anyone but her own kind would try to do to her. So, not seeing any other volunteers for taking charge of such an interesting case, I took her in. We'd spent the last couple of weeks pretending that it was a temporary arrangement, and she'd be moving on to look up Ryu, her real hero, any day now... but she hadn't mentioned that plan for several days. I wondered if I was winning her over. I wondered -why- I was winning her over. After dinner, I decided I'd call my sort-of-girlfriend Cammy in San Francisco and see how her working vacation was getting on. She'd invited me along, but what with the Sakura situation I didn't want to stay away that long, so I begged off. Oddly, she wasn't there. Not just not in the hotel, but not registered. I wondered if she'd hit a change of plan. Well, there was one easy way to find out... but I'd have to wait until morning to do that, since it involved calling her operational base in Scotland. She was, after all, an agent of Her Majesty's Government. Morning was disquieting. On the one hand, waking up in my own bed for the first time in a few days is always a pleasant experience, and my face felt almost human again. On the other, I got a major runaround from the phone staff at Castle MacLir, and that was -after- passing the complex codephrase screening process that ensured I wasn't a crank or crackpot. I was pretty well known to the staff at the castle by then, having been dating Cammy primarily by phone since late spring - but suddenly the whole system was an impenetrable wall. It took me half an hour of alternate threatening, throwing around my SPECTRUM reserve clearance, and cajoling to get as far as Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, and all he could tell me - and he stressed that it was more than he should have told me - was that Cammy had been reassigned. She didn't work out of MacLir any more; she was based out of MI6 headquarters in London. Her San Francisco assignment had been cut short because of the reassignment, he imagined, but it was all out of his hands. The Brigadier rather liked me, I thought, so I took his slightly embarrassed stiff-upper-lip sorry-I-can't-tell-you-more- old-boy routine at face value. I thanked him for his help, rang off, and called London. That didn't get me anywhere at all. The people in Scotland had nothing on Headquarters when it came to putting up a granite wall of resistance on the phone. I chased that one for almost an hour before I finally gave up. I wouldn't have wasted that long on it, except that I was pretty sure I -did- have clearance to get in and talk to a field agent, but they were blocking me out of sheer cussedness. I can do cussedness, but only for so long. I had things to do. I'd just have to pick the thread up and chase it from another angle. Maybe through another of my contacts in the intelligence community... ah, well, there had to be a way. Anyway, she'd probably call me sometime by the end of the week; -my- home base and number hadn't changed. I put the morning's annoyance out of my mind and headed off to take care of my day's task. Thursday afternoon found me out at Worcester County Airport, where Zoner and I rent a pair of big Butler hangars a short distance from the terminal building. One of the hangars is occupied by Zoner's C-130 cargo plane, the Prince of Thebes, with which we ply our chosen trade of carrying cargo and passengers around the world for rates ranging from reasonable to extortionate. The other contains the original plane we used when we started Trailing Edge Air Lines three years before (a Douglas Super DC-3 named "Eddie"), and one of my indulgences in this world: my modest collection of old automobiles. I have related the story of my usual daily driver, a 1957 Chevrolet 210 sedan, before; and from that story depends the story of the rest of my collection, which I've mostly amassed since leaving college for the more lucrative business of freelance air transport. Between that and the supplementary income that my fight career has provided, I've been able to build up a respectable group of cars and trucks without spending a fortune at it. I don't tend to go for the most popular collector's makes and models, so my cars tend to cost less than the really famous cars of their age. Even my '57 isn't one of the particularly sought-after models, though at least it's not a four-door. Of the vehicles in the hangar collection, only one, a mostly-stock 1966 Chevy 1/2-ton pickup, dates back in my ownership to before the founding of Trailing Edge. Angus the Wonder Truck, as it is known, was acquired and pressed into service to haul parts (or, occasionally, whole cars on trailers) for my father's and my other projects back in the day. I keep Angus out of sentimentality and have never been very tempted to trick it out with lots of gizmos and performance doohickeys. On the rare occasion when I have to trailer something back to the hangar, Angus usually draws the job despite the greater suitability of Zoner's Suburban, just for tradition's sake. The other half-dozen range from a perpetually-incomplete '49 Cadillac chop-top hot-rod project I've been working on for years (I bought it out of my share of the first-ever payment made to Trailing Edge for a job) to a clean, straight and not-much-tweaked '68 Charger R/T like the one Steve McQueen chased into a gas station in "Bullitt". When I need to think, or convince myself that I'm not a total failure, I often go to the hangar and either work on the Caddy, polish the Charger, or do some other maintenance or modification work on one of the others. Today I was working off my discomfiture at my recent losing streak by overhauling a Muncie M-22 transmission. At the moment I had its innards scattered all over my workbench and was eyeing the slightly rounded corners of the rear reverse idler gear's teeth dubiously. I heard footsteps on the concrete behind me and turned to see Sakura Kasugano standing near the door in jeans and a sweatshirt that was too large for her. She had probably come into the hangar intending to talk to me, but right now she wasn't acknowledging my presence at all: she was looking at the Lincoln. Honest Abe wasn't my favorite car in the hangar, mainly because I'm not much of a Ford man. I like their trucks up until about 1955, and a few specific examples of their cars (like the 1932 Model A and the 1949 Tudor); and anyway most of my real passions car-wise date to sometime before 1960. Still, the Lincoln had a special place in my heart - after all, it hadn't cost me anything except some sweat and bruised knuckles, and its presence in my collection was a symbol of the friendship of a man who was very influential in some circles. I stood at my bench with the reverse gear of the Muncie in my hand, puzzled at Sakura's transfixed reaction to the car, until I remembered that she was from Japan, where cars are tiny plastic boxes. She confirmed my suspicion a moment later by murmuring, "That's the biggest car I've ever seen." The Cadillac was actually bigger, but as it was essentially a pile of dusty, primer-spotted parts in the corner of the hangar, I could see where it had't grabbed her attention; and Honest Abe is pretty imposing, long, low, and black, with black leather interior. "It's pretty big," I agreed. She turned her head to see me for the first time, blinked for a moment as she lost her train of thought, and then apologized. "I'm sorry," she said. "I don't want to bother - " I waved a hand dismissively. "I'm just messing around anyway. What's on your mind? How'd you get up here?" "I took the bus," she said, walking halfway around the Lincoln. "What is this?" "It's a '64 Lincoln Continental," I said. "My Uncle Enzo gave it to me for taking care of a little problem for him. What's on your mind?" I repeated. She looked momentarily at a loss, then said, "Well... I'm not sure. You looked pretty depressed when you got back from your trip... MegaZone said you'd be up here... I don't know, I guess I thought I might see if I could help you with anything." I looked her over. "Not dressed like that," I said, indicating my own grease-smeared work clothes. "This is messy work." She gave me that fierce, challenging look I'd come to enjoy. "I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty," she said. I grinned. "I believe it. I don't think you're afraid of much of anything." I put the gear down on the bench and went to the parts sink, squirting some gritty orange goo into my hands from the big bottle standing on its edge as I elbowed the hot water on. "OK, jump in the Chevy and we'll go get you some work clothes." She was as good as her word; with her street clothes covered by a mechanic's coverall (I didn't know they made them that small) and her bangs tied out of her eyes with her usual hachimaki, she jumped right into the messy, smelly job of cleaning and reassembling that transmission without a complaint. As we worked, she asked me what it was for. I explained that I intended to put it into the '34 Ford five-window coupe I was building for my father's 43rd birthday. He always wanted a '34 Ford, and I thought the reversed digits were a clever touch, or something. She asked a lot of questions, which usually irritates me, except I got the impression she was really listening to the answers. She learned fast, too, and had a better eye for guessing what size wrench was needed on various bolts than I did. We got the whole thing back together by lunchtime, innumerable needle bearings and all. Zoner dropped by as we were jacking the four-speed into its place under the Ford. He stood by the bench with his arms folded, watching quietly, as we sweated and grunted and occasionally cursed the thing into position, lined up the clutch, then bolted up the whole mess. Fury, who had accompanied him, sniffed around for a while, then went to his dog bed in the corner by the wall telephone, curled up, and observed us all with an air of supreme boredom. When Sakura and I emerged from under the Ford, Zoner observed dryly, "Not very ladylike language." Sakura wiped some sweat from her forehead with the back of one arm, replacing it with a smear of grease, and scowled at him mildly before turning to me and saying, "Now what?" "Now nothing," Zoner said. "We've got a job." I cocked an eyebrow at him. "Oh?" Zoner nodded. "Transbelvia. Taking in a load of tractor parts for Universal Export, picking up one of their salesman while we're there and running him to London." "Oh," I said, in a different tone. One of -those- jobs. I pointed a socket drive at the camp trailer parked in the corner of the hangar that served as our operations base when we were up at the airport. "Sakura, why don't you go get cleaned up - we'll get some food before we head out, if we have time." I looked Zoner a question, and he nodded in response. She trotted off without demur, and I climbed out of my coverall, hung it up on a nail, then went to get some more of that orange goo to scrub my hands with. Zoner slouched after me and leaned on the bench while I washed. "I talked to Jim Greer this morning," Zoner told me. "He said he'd square everything with INS as soon as we give him the word." "He's not sore about the Area 51 thing? I mean, we did botch the exit a little." "Nah, he's pretty pleased with it, actually. We kept the Brits from swiping it, after all - kept it in the family, so to speak. And Bill Guile getting his face redecorated doesn't hurt Jim's feelings any." I scowled. "I'm trying to erase the whole incident from my memory," I said before starting to scrub my face. Zoner laughed. "So is Guile," he told me. "He didn't even report you or Cammy. You show up on his after-action report just the way Cammy played it - as Captain D.H. Hudson, injured defending the base from the same unknown intruder who beat up Guile, and Major Camilla White, both visiting from NORAD and presumably back there now, having left Area 51 in some haste to change the launch codes for Sky Dancer's nonexistent nuclear armament." I elbowed off the water and dried my face and hands on a clean shop rag, giving Zoner an incredulous look. "You're kidding. Bucky Guile -helped us- clean up the loose ends on the op? Why would he do that?" "Greer thinks he's embarrassed about the beating he took - literally - from MI6. I think our friend in the Corps leaned on him to cut us some slack." I grinned. "Either way, works for me." The screen door on the trailer banged and Sakura came out in her street clothes, hands and face washed. Fury finally showed an interest in something, hauling himself out of the dog bed to mooch a head-scratching. Dogs like women better than men, I'm telling you. "Can one of you give me a ride back to the house before you leave?" she asked. "I can catch the bus if you have to go right away, but if we're going to get some lunch - " Zoner grinned at her. "Who said you were staying behind?" She blinked at him. "You mean - go with you?" "Sure. You've got a passport, right?" It was dark, and rain beat at the cockpit windows as we droned on through the darkness above the North Atlantic. Strange thing about air travel - we were traveling at nearly 300 knots, fast enough to get from Worcester to New York City in half an hour, but in the featureless black over the Atlantic, it felt as though we weren't moving at all. There was a curiously hypnotic quality to the hiss of the rain and the thrum of the engines. I was in my usual spot, the right-hand seat, though it would be a stretch to call me "copilot". For the record, I -can- fly an airplane, but I'm only comfortable with the sort that have one engine, and I'm nowhere near as good as Zoner. I know enough about the Herc to keep an eye on the gauges, though. The automatic pilot takes care of the heavy lifting on the long trips anyway. I took a look over my shoulder at the two bunks mounted on the aft bulkhead of the cockpit. In the dim light, with my eyes adjusted, I could make out the dark blur of Sakura's hair jutting out from the bundled covers on the top bunk. I grinned and turned to Zoner, saying softly, "Well, this should ease your worries about whether she travels well." He looked back, smiled, and replied, "Yeah, I'm impressed. She doesn't wake up for North Atlantic turbulence. Of course, the real test there will be the first winter crossing, but still." As if to underscore his remark, the plane buffeted a bit, drawing no response from the bunk. Well, from either bunk; Fury doesn't give a damn about turbulence. He's the laziest dog I've ever seen in my life. I think he'd sleep twenty-four seven if I let him. When we'd boarded the Prince and set off from Worcester in the middle of the afternoon, Sakura had been full of questions, just as she had that morning when we were working on the transmission. Zoner had answered them just as happily as I'd answered the car-related ones; he loves talking about his airplane, and she was giving him an excuse. When we crossed Newfoundland, roughly following the old North Atlantic shipping route, she settled in, sat at the seldom-used flight engineer's station, and enjoyed the aerial experience, her first time aboard an aircraft other than a commercial jetliner. Darkness comes fast when you're heading east into a gathering evening at 300 miles an hour, and at only 9 o'clock Worcester time, Sakura announced that she was sleepy and would like to lie down. Zoner directed her to our built-in living quarters aft of the forward bulkhead, essentially a tiny apartment wedged into the extra fuselage length afforded by the Prince's being the -30 model Herc. She'd passed on that, saying she preferred to stick close to the flight deck for now, so I'd broken out a set of sheets and a blanket for the top cockpit bunk, and that was that. She'd sacked out at 9:30 and been up there ever since. I knew the feeling she was having, and I liked it. Despite the narrowness of the bunk, the flight deck of the Prince of Thebes was a nice place to sleep; it's warm, cozily lighted with the warm reddish glow of the instrument lights, and full of the pleasant throb of the props, which sound nicer from in front of them than behind. Of course, I'd spent so many hours in it by then that it felt like home as much as our den back in Worcester, but even for someone unfamiliar with it, it's a pleasant, nonthreatening little room, as long as you aren't afraid of airplanes. Sleeping there is rather like sleeping in the back seat of the car on a long nighttime drive, listening with half an ear to your parents talking in hushed tones up front. I yawned and checked my watch; it was 11:40 Worcester time, 4:40 AM in London and 7:40 in our ultimate destination, Zbgnvzsk (don't ask how it's pronounced; you'd hurt yourself), the capital city of Transbelvia. It was funny how our destinies seemed to intersect with that tiny country's; in three years of operations we'd been there six times, more than any other non-US destination except London. I wondered what MI6's man was there for, and which of MI6's men it was, and if we'd met before. At one time or another we'd flown most all of MI6's high-level operatives into or out of somewhere. It would be about five hours before we got to our scheduled refueling stop, Gatwick International outside London. When they send us on a potentially dangerous job, Her Majesty's Government is always kind enough to buy us some gas along with the generous pay they provide for such missions. It's little things like that which make the British so much nicer to work for than, say, the CIA. The Washington types are always trying to stiff independent operators for things like fuel, customs fees, equipment repairs and medical expenses, but Whitehall always pays promptly. That sort of attitude on the part of the customer makes it so much easier to be a truly customer-focused vendor. I yawned again, took it as a sign, and told Zoner I was heading back to my bunk if he was doing all right. He sipped at his coffee, nodded, and told me he was good for another ten hours easy. I got up and went to bed. MZ I watched Gryph head back to bed, sipped my coffee, and turned to stare back into the blackness in front of the Herc's nose. With the overcast, there were no stars visible, and the black of the sky blended into the black of the sea seemlessly. I checked the instruments by instinct, making sure I, and our course, didn't drift off. I didn't feel tired, but it was all routine and not very exciting. Everything was familiar - the glow of the instruments, the thrum of the engines, the lashing of the rain... ...the occasional sleepy, soft feminine murmur. OK, that was new. It was new, and I wasn't sure how I felt about it. Gryph and I had been living our own little buddy movie for years. The two of us flying around the globe, having our adventures. Him with his fighting, and me with my little jobs. A couple of perpetual bachelors playing dangerous games with expensive toys and loving it. Sure, there were women (well, at least for me - I was starting to think Gryph was a monk there for a little while), but nothing really serious. Well, not until recently, what with Gryph and Cammy. OK, OK, and maybe Meg and me. I was starting to think that maybe I was more than just a bit sweet on that girl, but I didn't want to examine that too closely at the moment. Right now I was listening to the sounds of a teenage girl sleeping just a few feet away, and wondering just what we were getting her, and ourselves, into. Gryph and I knew the risks, and we were responsible for ourselves. But Sakura, for all of her attitude, and maturity, was still a kid in many ways. A bit too eager to rush in, a bit too unfocused. She had a lot of potential, but she needed to work on her control. In the meantime, she was our responsibility - and I wasn't sure we were ready, or able, to handle it. What right did we have to bring her along on a mission like this? What would happen if things got hot? How was her presence going to change things for Gryph and me? For that matter, just what was happening with our lives in general lately? Was our buddy movie turning into an ensemble piece? I chased these thoughts around my brain as we droned on through the night, but did little more than spin my wheels. Sakura woke up while we were on the ground at Gatwick, gassing up. She was sitting in the flight engineer's seat when I got back to the flight deck from a quick briefing with a duty officer from SIS, looking out the windows at the bustle of the airport. "Hey," I said, taking my seat. "Hi," she replied. "Are we there?" "No, this is Gatwick - England," I told her, strapping in. "Just a fuel stop. It'll be another three hours before we reach Zbgnvzsk." She let me alone while I went through the preflight and chatted with Gatwick Control about our departure clearance and what runway to use. "I never heard of Transbelvia," Sakura confessed after we were back in the air and I'd finished talking to the ground. "Not many people have," I told her, "but it's really quite a place. It was first organized as a separate principality in 1845, and its borders, incredibly enough, have been more or less stable ever since. It was taken over by the Nazis, like everything else in this part of the world, in 1942, and then by the Russians in 1954. They stayed just long enough to teach the Transbelvs how to build cars in the grand Soviet style and then got out." "Why?" "Nobody's sure. Something about the local climate they just didn't like. The royal family fled to Britain in '42, when the Nazis took over, and the Soviets didn't manage to capture or kill any of them when they rolled in in '54. The Transbelvs still think that it was their fighting spirit that drove the Russians out." "Wow. One family against the Soviet Union?" "Yeah, it seems incredible, doesn't it? But old Crown Prince Warvel was supposed to be quite a guy." "Was? He died?" "Yeah, he was assassinated in 1971. The whole family was wiped out in a series of bombings and sniper shootings." "Jeez, that's horrible. Who did it?" "Nobody knows. A lot of people think it was the KGB, or the Bulgarian Secret Police, trying to soften the place up for another Communist takeover, but nothing ever came of it - the Communists -didn't- take the place over, so if it was their plan, they either dropped it or somebody screwed it up for them. Ever since then there's been a regency. A lot of the Transbelvs are still hoping that some surviving relative to the royal family will turn up." "How do you know so much about this place?" Sakura asked. "Gryph and I have been there a few times on jobs. It's a semi-constitutional monarchy with a free market right smack in the middle of what was the Communist Bloc not too long ago - almost as hot a spot for international intrigue as Istanbul. Lots of opportunities for an enterprising shipping company." I left it at that, wondering if Jim Greer or one of Gryph's contacts in SIS could dream up a security clearance for a girl this young. I didn't like lying by omission about our business in Transbelvia this time around, but just bringing her along was probably a violation of the Official Secrets Act. "Hm," she said, and mercifully left whatever questions she might've had about those 'opportunities' unasked. G I woke up from a strange dream about food because somebody was shaking my shoulder. I yawned, sat up, and focused my eyes as best I could on someone who was much too small to be Zoner and must, therefore, have been Sakura. I blinked blearily at her - I am not a fast waker - and asked her, "London?" She shook her head. "Za-big-something-or-other." "Zoner let me sleep all the way through to Zbgnvzsk?" I sat up, careful not to rap my head on the ceiling, and climbed down, feeling my joints crack with some satisfaction. "Where is he?" "Talking to the customs people," she said. "I came back to get my passport and he told me to wake you up." "Thanks," I said. "I'll be with you shortly." As she left, I went into the small but shower-equipped head, brushed my teeth, washed my face and got some water into my hair so I could comb it down with some chance of success. Sleeping always mashes it into a fright wig. I put my shoes on and went to the weapons locker. When Zoner and I are traveling on business that's exclusively mine - my perpetual tour on the semi-formal World Championship Martial Arts Tournament tour - I don't usually carry a gun. I don't challenge, or accept challenges from, people I wouldn't trust not to shoot me. When our business is more official, though, I usually go armed. My grandfather, a former Army weapons instructor, made sure I know what to do with a firearm years ago. In a way, it's every bit as much a martial art as Ler Drit. I took off my jacket and pulled on a shoulder-holster rig that had been hanging in the locker, then adjusted it. Shoulder rigs aren't the easiest things in the world to deal with, but I'm too much of a traditionalist, and too thick around the middle anyway, to bother with inside-the-belt holsters, and Transbelvia wasn't the kind of place where a person could carry openly. Originally, I carried a Colt .32 Pocket Hammerless on jobs like this - times when I needed something easily concealed and didn't anticipate all-out combat - but, tragically, the Hammerless bought the farm on an unauthorized expedition into a Saudi oil refinery about a year into my freelance espionage career. I was pretty upset about the loss - the Hammerless was an old and trusted friend - and word got back to the gunsmith in Chicago who Zoner and I use for all of our big orders. She knew of my fondness for odd and unusual guns and worked me up a replacement. She scrounged me up a Makarov, worked on it for a month, on and off, in her free time, and presented it to me at our Christmas gathering that year. I've carried it on these jobs ever since, and it's never let me down. Our gunsmith doesn't fool around. If she's given a gun her seal of approval it means she'd be willing to carry the thing into a tight spot herself, and given that she spends her free time bounty hunting for fun and profit... ... Well, that's good enough for me. I tucked the Makarov and a couple of spare magazines away, made sure my green Army jacket would keep anybody from panicking, and went on my way. The customs room at Zbgnvzsk International Airport was just as I remembered it: institutional green, stuffy, and smelling faintly of floor polish. The customs agents looked bored and hot in their green woolen uniforms. They examined my passport without demur, stamped it, and bade me have a good stay in passable English, certainly a lot better than my half-assed Transbelvische. They'd already cleared Zoner and Sakura, and one of them was at the other end of the table engaged in an earnest telephone conversation, probably regarding the provenance of our cargo. "I'll stick here and take care of the cargo offloading," said Zoner to me. "You want to go into town and see if you can make contact with Universal Export's man? From what their managing director told me yesterday, he'll be eager to get back to London." "Sure," I told him. He took me aside and gave me a brief rundown on the contact procedure, then turned me loose. I gestured to Sakura and we headed out. Transbelvia is a nice enough place, and the airport has rental counters enough, that we could have gotten a car with all mod cons, an Opel or maybe a British Ford. I insist, though, that when in Transbelvia, the truly discriminating tourist is obligated to drive the national automobile, the one and only Belv. The Belv is the quintessential East European car, a tiny tin box with a two-stroke motor that sounds like a mimeograph machine on Self-Destruct and smells like a burning blackwall tire. This particular one had a four-speed manual gearbox that liked to crunch and jitter on shifts, brakes operated by cables, and no gauges that worked. It was impossible to tell how old it was, since Belvs have been manufactured in precisely the same way since 1954. We shuddered and rattled down the airport access road and into the city of Zbgnvzsk proper in grand style, with the windows rolled down as far as they could be forced and the canvas sardine-tin cover over the car's gaping roof rolled back. The radio blared out the afternoon news in Transbelvische and I couldn't figure out how to turn it down, let alone off. In desperation, I punched the radio. It didn't turn down or off, but switched from the news to a station that was playing what sounded like Bulgarian country-western music. We were better off with the news. I felt a sudden desire to drive this car up into the back of the Herc and take it home with me. What was more, I knew if I slipped the rental agent a pair of blue jeans on my way out, I could. "This car is great," Sakura shouted over the chatter of the radio and the clatter of the motor as we crested the ridge separating the airport plateau from the city basin. "It's like driving a carnival bumper car on the street." I grinned. "I like them too," I said. "You get a real feeling of partnership with your transportation heaving one of these things around the road." A horn blared behind us, and a sleek silver Mercedes swooped indignantly past, its white-haired banker-type driver giving us a rude gesture for not pulling out of his path immediately he made his appearance behind us. I stuck my tongue out at him and Sakura made that checking-a-contact-lens gesture that Japanese people do when they're expressing the same basic sentiment. The city of Zbgnvzsk spread out below us in all its glory, a hodgepodge of narrow streets, vaguely modern motorways, rambling stone buildings, and glittering glass towers, all set against the backdrop of the Transbelvian Alps to the north and the River Vzsk descending from them and passing through the city on its way southwest to join the Danube. Population 750,000, most of them bankers, commodities traders, importers-exporters and international espionage agents. A strong artistic community with a tendency toward ridiculously self-important industrial-rock bands, utterly incomprehensible "experimental cinema", and nice geometric abstract paintings. The marketplace of the Carpathians. Prostitution: legal and tightly controlled by the state. Drugs: many legal, all easy to come by. Crime: Not as much as you'd think. It was like a little bit of every other European city - a little bit Amsterdam, but a little bit Moscow too. I was supposed to meet our man at the Casino Transbelvia, the city's giant state-run gambling emporium. The Transbelv opened in 1988, when the Prince Regent, Marko Vlaszkiv, decided to see if he could boost the country's tourism by making a name for the place as another Las Vegas, or Monte Carlo, or Royale. It worked, after a fashion. The house odds are slightly better for the serious gambler than in any of the other high-roller hotspots, and the atmosphere is more like Royale than Vegas, which is good for the non-gambling tourist. The food isn't quite as good as in Monaco, but you can't have everything. Following the brief I'd been given by Zoner, I turned the Belv over to the astonished parking attendant, and the two of us went into the casino. We were underdressed for a serious day of high-stakes gambling, me in my jeans, work shirt and M-65 jacket and Sakura in skirt and blouse, but the doorman recognized me and let us in without demur. Zoner and I once saved the management of the Casino Transbelvia 420 million dollars and a major embarrassment, so they treat us pretty well there no matter how we show up dressed. "Ah, Mr. Gryphon!" said the manager, Mr. Djarko Krovnz, as he saw me enter the grand red-carpeted lobby. He bustled over from his kiosk by the entranceway and kissed me on both cheeks, then pumped my hand effusively. "So good to see you again! It has been, what, nearly six months since you came to see us. You have been keeping busy?" "Oh, off and on, you know how it goes, Djarko," I said. I liked Krovnz - his manner might seem spuriously cheerful to the casual observer, but I had observed him long enough and under stressful enough conditions to know that that was what he was really like - effusive, warm and generous - with people he liked and trusted. He was a short little round man with a neatly trimmed beard and mustache (all pointy) and a great deal of thick graying black hair which he kept slicked back. It didn't take direction well, and so several times a day he had to pull a comb out of one of his inside pockets and fight it back into place again. "So it does, so it does," he said, taking my elbow and ushering me into the casino. "I read in the Fighters' Times that you have become a World Warrior! Congratulations!" His twinkling black eyes lit on Sakura, and he smiled even a little bit wider. "And who is this charming young lady?" He bowed deeply to her, took her hand and kissed it. "I am Djarko Krovnz, at your service. You are Mr. Gryphon's protege?" I didn't jump in with introductions because I was curious how Sakura would react to that. I was a bit surprised when she smiled at him and said simply, "Something like that. I'm Sakura Kasugano." She gave him a return bow, Japanese style, and said, "It's a pleasure to meet you." "But I am keeping you from your entertainment," said Djarko, rubbing his hands together, barely able to restrain his delight that his favorite street fighter apparently had a student. He produced a brass key from a side pocket and handed it to me, saying, "Your regular room is ready for you if you wish to change your clothes. I think we can find something suitable for the young lady as well." He gave me a reproachful look. "You should have let me know ahead of time that you were bringing a guest," he said, wiggling a stubby finger at me with mock irritation. "We could have had everything in readiness. Ah, well, we will have to improvise." He clapped his hands once, and a beautiful, dusky girl appeared from somewhere. She was dressed in the uniform of the house, a red vest over a frilled white tuxedo shirt, tuxedo pants with red outseam stripes, and a little red box cap. I recognized her from one of my previous stays - she was sometimes a bartender, sometimes a croupier, and occasionally a dancer - but, irritatingly, I couldn't remember her name. Zoner would be sorry he wasn't able to see her again. They'd made something of a game of her brushing off his passes. "Samira," said Djarko, saving me from a full day's annoyance, "please see what you can find for this young lady." "Of course," she said, then turned to Sakura with a smile. "This way, please." She looked at me, and I nodded; shrugging, she followed Samira around a bend and out of sight. I suffered my arm to be yanked up and down by Krovnz once more, then went to room 201. Djarko keeps 201 free at all times, which admittedly isn't too tough - because of some odd physical plant constraints on the second floor, it's the smallest room in the hotel by far, no bigger than your average room at a Marriott (which is infinitesimal by the standards of the Casino Transbelvia). The bathroom is stocked with the brands of toiletries Zoner and I like, and the closet contains two tuxedos and accompanying pairs of shoes, one set in Zoner's sizes, one in mine. I took a quick shower, combed my hair into some semblance of civility again, and put on the tux. The jacket was even cut so as to accommodate the Makarov. I grinned at myself in the mirror - I like the way I look all dressed up, though I don't do it often - and then went back down to the lobby. Sakura was there, and Djarko, who was beaming with pride at Samira's handiwork. And with good reason - the girl had done a marvelous job. She'd found a simple but elegant black evening dress in an appropriate size, and shoes to go with it. Most impressively, she'd done something to Sakura's hair that, though it didn't reduce its usual disarray much, made it seem as though the disorder was a stylist's artifice rather than just the natural tendencies of thick, untidily trimmed hair. Even Sakura herself looked faintly pleased with the result. "Are those real pearls?" I asked. "Unfortunately, no; none could be found on such short notice. They are just from the dancers' costume shop," said Djarko sadly. I looked to see if he was joking, but he looked perfectly serious. It was as if he felt he'd committed a disservice by not coming up with a string of genuine pearls to go along with the dress. He shook off his discomfiture enough to bustle over to me, straighten my bow tie a little, brush some imaginary lint off one lapel, and then give me a satisfied smile. "There," he said. "Now you are ready to visit the gaming floor." He took a black-and-white-striped plastic plaque from his pocket and pressed it into my hand. "An opening stake," he said, "with the compliments of the house." This was a standard thing, too - every time Zoner or I step foot in that casino after the job we did for them, Djarko insists on giving us a thousand-pound plaque (the Casino Transbelvia does its business in the British pound) to stake us at the gambling tables. We in turn make it a point to lose the money as soon as possible, so that the balance would be preserved. This requires no particular effort or sacrifice on our part, since neither of us has any skill or instinct for casino gambling whatsoever. I thanked Djarko, offered Sakura my arm, and off we went. "This feels weird," Sakura murmured to me as we crossed through the lobby. "Everybody's so -nice-. Do you own this place or something?" I laughed. "No, but Djarko acts like it sometimes. Zoner and I did the management a big favor a couple of years back, and... well, let's say we're friends of the house now." "I think that manager guy was really upset that Samira couldn't find me any real jewelry. I don't know where they came up with this dress. I've never worn anything this formal in my life. I couldn't even walk in the first shoes she found me, she had to borrow some flats from one of the dancers. I probably look like a little kid playing dress-up." "You look great," I told her. "Relax. No, scratch that, keep your guard up. You look ten years older. You'll have every guy in the place offering to buy you a drink." "Really?" She reddened a little. "Why?" "We'll, uh, have to discuss that sometime." We went into the casino itself, onto the floor. There wasn't much action at this time of the day - the serious players would be sleeping off the previous night, and the tourists were for the most part out looking at landmarks and seeing the sights. Only a few die-hards sat at the few open tables - here a game of baccarat that looked like it had started the previous evening and was still raging, there a couple of worn-looking aficionados at the roulette wheel, shouting and cursing in French. A bored-looking blonde girl sat at the only illuminated blackjack table, alone. I slid into a chair across from her, tossed my tiger-striped plaque on the green baize and said, "Good morning." She glanced at her wristwatch and replied in a light Scandinavian accent, "It's just past one in the afternoon." I shrugged. "It's always morning somewhere in the world," I said, repeating a dearly-held maxim of a college friend of mine. She glanced at Sakura, who had taken the chair next to me. "Miss?" Sakura gave her a blank look, then understood and shook her head. "I'm just watching him," she said. The dealer nodded and dealt. I was so startled to actually win the first hand, nineteen to a twenty-four bust, that I decided to keep playing until this unaccustomed luck ran out. Later I was to decide that Sakura was my good luck charm, because that day, my luck didn't run out, at least not with the cards. I sat there, becoming more and more engrossed in the game, for almost two hours, slowly attracting a crowd of onlookers as the heap of plaques at my end of the table got higher and higher. The casino started to fill up as people finished lunch or dragged themselves out of bed, and most of them piled up behind me, watching me play and commenting among themselves in a babel of languages that bounced off my ears. I wasn't paying any attention to them; I was too wrapped up in the game. I had a few narrow escapes, was saved several times by the 'House draws on 16' rule, and at one point stayed in the game only thanks to a well-timed surrender, but the cards favored me by far. Finally, the dealer smiled at me and said, "You are very lucky today, Mr. Gryphon. Mr. Krovnz will be thrilled." I blinked at her, jolted out of my card-playing trance by her voice saying something besides the usual, subdued, automatic language of the game; then I grinned. "I don't think he'll be as happy as all that," I said, indicating my heap of plaques. I had lost track of how much money they represented, and now I didn't dare to try to count them. "No, you're mistaken," the dealer said. "Whenever you or Mr. MegaZone come in, he's always disappointed that you never win anything. 'Those poor men,' he says," she said, in a remarkably good impression of Krovnz's accent, "'they save my place here and then they never win anything.'" "Well, I've won something today," I said. "And I think I'd better quit while I'm ahead." I looked at my watch, then stared at it in shock. Good Lord! Why hadn't the man we were supposed to be meeting contacted me yet? He knew I'd be at the blackjack table. Sakura nudged my elbow. "One more," she said. I considered. I didn't know exactly how much money I had there, but given the height of the disorderly pile, it had to be a lot. On the other hand, what did I really have to lose? If I blew it all I'd leave with exactly what I came in with. It wasn't as though I were betting a child's college fund. I grinned at the dealer. "OK, one more." She looked over my shoulder, a question in her eyes. I knew she was looking at Djarko. I could imagine the beaming look on his mustachioed face as he nodded to her. If she'd had to check with him for permission to proceed, there must be quite a lot of money embodied in that pile. I felt excitement yank at my heart. I'm not much of a gambler, really - I never bother with lottery tickets and outside of this casino I don't play cards for money - but the prospect of this one last hand was engaging me right where I'd left off when the dealer had broken my reverie. The dealer nodded to me, probably echoing the nod she'd gotten from Krovnz, and I shoved the whole mess of chips into the betting circle. She dealt, turned one card up, and waited. I picked my cards up and looked at them. 6 of clubs, 5 of diamonds. Hmm. I looked at her shown card. Ace of hearts. Hmm again. The obvious thing was to hit once. I put my cards down on the table and heard my voice say, "Double down." The gabble of voices behind me stopped as though I'd fired a pistol shot. The dealer's professional composure fractured the slightest bit for the first time since I'd shown up. She looked a little troubled, her eyes flicking up over my shoulder again. Apparently she got a nod, because the worry lines around her clear blue eyes immediately smoothed out again. "Gentleman takes one," she said, then drew a card and put it with my others: 9 of spades. "Stand," I said. She turned over her hole card: 8 of clubs, which forced the ace to be 1 rather than 11. "Nine," she said calmly. "House takes one." She drew. 3 of spades. "Twelve," she said. "House takes one." Again. I tried to keep my hands from trembling. Her new card was the 4 of hearts. "Ohhhhh," said the group behind me. "Sixteen," she said. "House takes one." She drew, put the card down, and almost stopped my heart. It was the jack of clubs. "Twenty-six," she said calmly. "The gentleman wins." The crowd behind me burst into cheering. The dealer smiled at me. I forced myself to remain calm, returning her smile, and said, "That's all for me, thanks." As she went through the laborious business of coloring up my plaques (reducing them to the smallest amount of the highest denominations), I turned to see Sakura beaming at me. "I knew your luck would hold for one more hand," she said. "Congratulations, Mr. Gryphon," said the dealer, pushing a neat pile of six flat black plaques, topped with a colorful layer cake of a green and gray marbled one, two yellow ones and a single white one, at me. "Your total winnings come to six hundred seventy-five thousand pounds." I stared at her in utter astonishment. "You can't be serious," I said. "But I am," she said, her cheeks dimpling with another grin. "As I told you before, you're very lucky today." I stood up, took the white five-thousand-pounder off the stack, scooped the rest into one of the flap pockets on my jacket, then tucked the white plaque into the top pocket of her red vest, behind the bright green silk handkerchief. "Pour le personnel," I said in my usual execrable French. "Oh!" she said. "That's hardly necessary - " "I insist," I said. "Thank you for a lovely afternoon." "You're welcome, Mr. Gryphon," she said, blushing. "Come again soon." I smiled at her and headed for the cash window. Djarko bustled over, beaming from ear to ear. He grabbed my hand and wrenched it up and down some more, trying to congratulate me, but he was so happy he just kept making a kind of burbling noise until finally he had to stop, clear his throat, take out his comb, wrestle his hair into submission, and mop his face with his handkerchief, all of which collectively bought him enough time to find his voice. "Ah, Mr. Gryphon, finally you have some luck in my place, hah?" was what he finally said. "I should say so," I said. "Listen, Djarko, that girl's not going to get into any trouble over this, is she?" Djarko waved a hand, his suavity back in place. "These things, they happen. The cards favored you today. It is expected, once or twice in a season." "And the tip I gave her?" "That is between you and Clara, my friend." I nodded. "Good. I'd hate to think my run of luck was costing her. She's a lovely girl." "No. No. You are so charmingly naive about the ways of the world!" Djarko declared. He gave me his mischievous grin and said with mock solemnity, "I promise I will not break her legs or fire her. I will not even speak to her sternly. Don't think of it again, I beg you." So I didn't. We made chitchat for a bit while the cashier packed a small canvas bag with English banknotes, and then Djarko bustled off again - Djarko Krovnz bustles everywhere he goes - to oversee some other aspect of the casino as the place started to fill up with the afternoon crowd. As Sakura and I watched the cashier count notes, I realized that there was a man in a tuxedo leaning against the counter some distance from me, at one of the closed cashier windows, watching me. I looked up at him; he nodded in greeting. Something about the man was tickling an alarm at the back of my head. He looked familiar, but yet I couldn't say I'd seen him before: a lean six-footer, curly black hair, narrow face - kind of a postmodern Lord Byron look. The sort of man who looked like he was born to wear velvet smoking jackets and shirts with ruffly fronts and cuffs. He wasn't, at the moment - he had on a tux like every other man in the place - but there was something Byronic about the way he carried himself, if you follow me. He took a gray metal cigarette case out of his pocket, extracted a cigarette from it, put the case away, then walked casually over. "You're a conservative player," he said in a calm, faintly bored-sounding British voice, "and not very strategic." His criticism wasn't stated harshly; it was the sort of tone I might use to point out a shortcoming in a fellow martial artist's stance. "I would hardly have expected you to double on that last hand. Congratulations - you've had some excellent luck." "Thanks," I said, "Mister... ?" "My name is Bowen," said the man. He paused to light the cigarette with a battered black Ronson lighter, then added, "Laurence Bowen." I nodded and offered a hand. "Ben Hutchins." He raised his eyebrows slightly at me as he shook my hand. "The staff here seem to know you by another name," he observed. "Nickname of mine," I said. "It's their way of compromising between formality and familiarity." I stepped aside so that I could introduce Sakura, which I proceeded to do. I wasn't sure exactly what to call her, since we hadn't had that conversation about her response to Djarko's question yet, so I settled for "companion" and hoped Bowen didn't get the wrong idea. He was polite and pleasant in greeting her, but no more. "Might I buy you a drink," Bowen asked, "to celebrate your good fortune?" I said I didn't see why not, and the three of us went into the bar. Transbelvia has no drinking age - in fact they don't pay much attention to age under any context - but Sakura had a Coke anyway, which seemed to amuse Bowen. We took a corner booth, and Bowen made sure to take the side from which he could see the entrance. "You're Gryphon of Trailing Edge Air Lines?" Bowen asked after the waitress brought our drinks and left. All the pleasant British bantering was gone from his tone, and his face had cooled into a deadly seriousness. "That's me. My partner's at the airport keeping the Herc warm for us. We're expected at 1330 Zulu." "We may have to move that up a bit," Bowen said. "Don't be too obvious about it, but do you see the man with the green cummerbund at the end of the bar? I took a sip of my Newcastle Brown Ale and looked. "Uh-huh." "I have something," Bowen said with a trace of cool amusement in his voice, "that he wants very badly. What's more, he knows I have it, and he has several friends stationed throughout the casino. They don't want to make a fuss inside, but the moment I try to leave, they'll be all over me, and anyone I'm with." "That won't be a problem," I told him. "No?" "No," I said, and gave him my best enigmatic smile. When the waitress came by to see if he wanted another martini, I told her, "Would you ask Mr. Krovnz to stop by this table, please? Tell him Mr. Gryphon would like to talk to him." "Certainly, sir," she said, and went. A few moments later, Djarko bustled over. "Djarko," I said softly, "this is my friend Mr. Bowen. You need to discuss something with him, and me, and Sakura, in your office right away. We don't want to be pulled away from our drinks for business, but it can't be helped. I'm afraid you'll have to insist." Djarko blinked at me for a moment; then a slow smile spread across under his mustache; then he scowled fretfully and said in a louder tone, "I'm afraid I must insist. It will only take a moment. It is very important." I sighed and replied, "Oh, very well. Come on, you two, we'd best see what he wants." We all got up and followed Djarko into his office. As soon as the door was closed, Bowen turned a scowl on me. "Why," he wanted to know, "did you think it necessary to call attention to us that way?" "Djarko," I said, ignoring him, "do you remember the gentleman at the end of the bar? Bald guy with a green cummerbund, jacket too small for him?" Krovnz nodded. Twenty years in the Transbelvian Secret Service had made him a keen and habitual observer. "Something not quite right about that one. And he has friends, too. Five of them, scattered throughout the gaming floor." "I count four," said Bowen, perplexed. "Perhaps you do, but there are five," Djarko replied with perfect confidence. "You probably missed the one at the baccarat table; he at least know how to hold cards. The others are amateurs." "The bald gentleman is of the opinion that my friend Mr. Bowen owes him a substantial amount of money, money Mr. Bowen has no intention of paying." I grinned at Djarko. "We'd like to leave without him and his friends... encumbering us." Djarko grinned back. "But certainly, Mr. Gryphon, that can be arranged." He pressed a button on his desk; a moment later a tall blond man in the livery of the house entered through the side door. "Klaus, please bring the things of Mr. Gryphon and his companion from 201 and Samira's workroom, and Mr. Gryphon's money from the cashier's counter." Klaus nodded and went. A few moments later he returned with two bags, one containing my clothes and Sakura's, the other stuffed with money. Sakura went off to an adjoining room to change back into her street clothes; I got started right there in the office. "Good, excellent," said Djarko. "Now. You know the six gentlemen you and I thought might make trouble? They are after Mr. Gryphon's friend here. Mr. Gryphon and his friends are leaving. You will have your men... " Djarko shrugged wryly. "... Eh, -hinder- the six gentlemen." Klaus grinned. "With pleasure, sir. Give me two minutes to set it up." He turned and left again. Bowen gave me the eyebrow treatment again; I shrugged and grinned as I buttoned my jeans. Djarko actually giggled and winked at him. He probably knew instinctively, as an old spy himself, that there was more to the bald man's beef with Bowen than money, but he didn't much care. He was having too much fun. Two minutes later, as Sakura was emerging from the other room, the intercom box on Djarko's desk beeped and Klaus's voice said, "All set. Boris is bringing Mr. Gryphon's car around." "These men may be quite dangerous," Bowen said to Djarko. "Are you sure your men are up to it?" Krovnz was gathering up my tuxedo - even in a crisis he could be counted on to look to the needs of his guests and their things. He looked offended. "We are not shopping mall security guards here, Mr. Bowen," he said, a bit huffily. "We can handle six thugs from the Sindikat Karpathika... " He smiled slyly, his eyes twinkling. "... Or wherever." Bowen gave Krovnz a slight nod, acknowledging that he'd underestimated the casino manager, and smiled. "So now it is time for you to leave us again, Mr. Gryphon," said Krovnz, his mustache drooping with sadness. "Ah, well! You have had a good time, I think, though your stay was short. Come and see us another time when you can stay longer." He gave me another effusive handshake, then bustled away to see to the arrangements. Bowen sidled over to me and murmured out of the corner of his mouth, "What kind of car?" "Belv," I replied. "God knows what year." He frowned. "Good work," he said sardonically. "We'd as well to -walk- away." "Hey, lay off," I told him. "Nobody said anything about you being hot, just that you wanted a pickup." He sighed. "Well, we'll just have to wing it and hope for the best. I hope your friend's men are good." Indeed they -were- good. As we emerged from Djarko's office and made for the main exit, the six men from the Sindikat dropped what they were doing and beelined for us, not running, but only barely. The more ambitious ones were starting to reach into their jackets when Djarko's men suddenly appeared, as if out of nowhere. They came, waiters, croupiers and one janitor, and suddenly there were six separate "regrettable accidents" scattered about the foyer of the casino, and six angry men in green cummerbunds entangled with trays of drinks, a cake, some kind of pasta dish, ten stacked trays of poker chips, two dozen packs of baccarat cards, and a mop. The three of us hustled outside to discover that the situation was a bit worse than we had initially thought. Outside on the casino's front steps, blocking us from the street and the idling Belv, were a number of men in black jumpsuits and three people, two men and a woman, dressed as... ... bullfighters. I let out the kind of curse I should really be more careful about using in front of somebody Sakura's age. "Who're -they- supposed to be?" Sakura muttered to me. "Spanish ninjas," I replied. I know the plural of "ninja" is "ninja", but these feebs, by God, are ninjas. "I -hate- Spanish ninjas." The female Spanish ninja was a dark-haired, dark-eyed, quite beautiful creature, really, but when she spoke her voice was flinty and cold. "End of the line, Mr. Bowen," she said. "A pity you had to involve others in - " Her dark eyes went wide as she recognized me. "You! Well, well! This is a fascinating coincidence. Don Antonio will be most pleased when I deliver to him your head." "He won't be too pleased if you got it by having your heavies shoot me, will he?" I asked. "At this point," she replied with a sweet smile, "it hardly matters." Sakura, bless her, didn't have the patience for proper repartee-with-villains. As I watched the muzzles of the guns in the hands of the men in black jumpsuits, trying to predict which one of them would fire first, she suddenly exploded into motion on my left, plowing into the Spanish ninja on the woman's right with a terrific dashing shoulder block. He let out a heavy "WHOOMPH!" and went over backward. I charged too, Ler-sliding into engagement radius of the one on her left and letting him have a straight-armed hand-heel strike to the point of his chin. The woman hissed in annoyance and started to draw the rapier at her side. There were two sharp cracks, and she was tumbling over backward down the stairs, the half-drawn rapier clattering out of its scabbard and away toward the street, as Laurence Bowen shot her twice in the chest with the little black Walther PPK he'd produced from somewhere inside his tuxedo jacket. Then he grabbed the barrel of one of the black jumpsuiter's guns, wrenched it out of his hands while elbowing him in the throat, turned, and covered the others. I only noticed this out of the corner of my eye, as I was a bit busy dealing with the rather thin, sallow-complected Spanish ninja I'd charged. My heel strike had stunned him, but he was a quick recoverer, and apparently a fairly advanced student. Strapped to his arm was a three-clawed weapon such as was favored by his order's master, Antonio de la Vega. He was keeping me busy enough that I didn't have time to check much of anything. When I stole a glance to see how Sakura was doing, he clipped me with a backfist, fortunately not with the hand that had the claw on it. I stumbled back, caught my heel on a step, and made a mental note as I sprawled not to get into any more fights on staircases. The Spanish ninja grinned and reared his claw arm back, and I readied myself to roll away from the blow - - when with a sudden loud THUD he was flung away to my right, tumbling in a heap across the stairs and then rolling down to the street. Standing where he had been a moment ago was the nose of an automobile, angled crosswise on the casino stairs, its suspension rocking and tires smoking from the sudden stop. I got to my feet and took a better look. The car was so battered and dented it was hard to tell for a moment that it was, or had once been, an early-sixties Ford Falcon convertible, painted a familiar shade of yellow, with the scuffed remains of a black-and-white checkered stripe running around it like a plimsoll line. At the wheel was a gorgeous girl with long, straight scarlet hair, an orange tank top, and jeans, her face slightly flushed and grinning. Behind the car, scattered black-suited men pulled themselves up from various positions into which they looked as though they'd leaped or been flung rather violently. Bowen covered them warily with the submachinegun he'd taken from one of them and sidestepped toward me. Sakura, standing over the prostrate form of the third Spanish ninja with his nunchaku in her hand, was staring at the car with unconcealed shock. As the car bounced on its overworked shocks, a bearded, elderly man in the black garb and purple stole of a Transbelvische Orthodox priest jumped spryly out of the back without bothering to open the door, leaned back into the car and handed over a fistful of bills to the driver. >Wow!< he crowed in the local language. >You're one hell of a driver!< >Just doin' my job,< replied the driver with a wink. Then she looked at me, sized me up for a second, and yelled in English, "C'mon, or I'll leave ya!" /* Bad Religion "Inner Logic" _Stranger than Fiction_ */ She didn't have to tell me twice. I piled into the front seat as Sakura hopped over the side into the back; Bowen sidestepped twice more, keeping the muzzle of his MP5 on the jumpsuit squad for as long as possible; then, as the Falcon's driver clutched out and stomped her throttle, he broke into a run and dove, letting fly with a long, ripping burst to keep the bad guys' heads down until just before he crashed into the back and rolled onto the floor. "Name's Gena," said the cabdriver - for I had just noticed that the Falcon had a "TAXI" sign affixed to the top of the windshield frame - as she slammed a racing shift into second and clipped the guy I'd been fighting, who was just starting to get up, with the Falcon's left wing, sending him spinning back into the street. "Where to?" "The airport," I told her. I glanced back to see a mob of Djarko's men swarming the stairs and the aged priest laying a wicked spinning front kick on one of the black-jumpsuiters - looked like Wing Chun kung fu, but I didn't get to see much more of his action before he was out of sight. "I didn't break up a party back there, did I?" she asked with a mischievous grin as she handbrake slid the Falcon around a corner, then piled back on the gas. "Hardly," replied Bowen dryly as he climbed off the floor and got himself situated so he could cover out the back of the Falcon with his subgun. "Think we lost 'em?" Sakura wondered, peering behind us as the narrow street whipped past. As she spoke, two black Mercedes sedans came screaming out of side streets to either side behind us, knocking a fruit market to hell and gone before they got onto their racing lines and came after us. "Nope," I told her, pulling my Makarov out of my jacket. Fire spurted from the side of the right-hand Mercedes; bullets stitched a path up the decklid of the Falcon before Gena could swerve out of the line of fire. Teeth gritted, she swore like a sailor and rammed a downshift, powersliding the Falcon around another corner, the left rear corner whanging lightly off the base of a statue of a general on a horse. One of the enemy cars made the turn. The other slammed full-tilt into the statue, causing the old general to topple forward, his saber neatly slicing the roof of the car in two as the four men inside scrambled hastily out of the way of his tarnished copper wrath. Sakura cheered, then ducked as the guy hanging out the front passenger window of the car that was still chasing us let off another burst from his subgun. Bowen leaned out over the decklid and returned fire, starring the Mercedes's windshield but not breaking through the armored glass. The gun ran dry and he threw it away, drawing his Walther again. Gena was an inspired driver, as good as me, maybe a bit better. As I watched her flog that beat-up old Falcon through the narrow, twisting streets of downtown Zbgnvszk, I wondered where she'd learned to drive that way. I learned the art of combat driving from our Chicago gunsmith, the part-time bounty hunter, who has a '67 Shelby GT500 that she treats absolutely shamefully. I mean, the Simon brothers treated their old Dodge pickup better than this woman treats that magnificent automobile. But I digress; she can certainly drive, no doubts about that, and a couple of years ago, on the first trip Zoner and I took to the Windy City, she taught me everything she knows about the gentle art of the car chase. I may not be a natural flier like Zoner, but with two, three or four wheels to put on the ground, I can more than hold my own. The Falcon responded to its driver like a live thing, leaping over curbs, chattering around corners, and wailing down the straights. Its body panels were dented, scraped, discolored and now bullet-holed, and the upholstery could definitely have used some work, but the car clearly had everything it really needed, under that battered skin. Occasionally, as the wind caught us in a corner and blew our slipstream back over us, I caught the unmistakable whiff of the kind of exhaust you get from racing gasoline, as if the engine's window-rattling roar wasn't indication enough that the Falcon wasn't quite factory stock. Bowen had stopped shooting at the other black car dogging our trail; his PPK wouldn't do a thing against armor an MP5 hadn't managed to breach. Whoever the bad guys had driving was no slouch either, and the black car was obviously no more original-condition than the Falcon. We skidded around the next corner, banged off a parked BMW and set off its alarm, then roared up a ramp and onto the airport access highway. As the Mercedes rounded the end of the ramp behind us, the guy with the submachinegun emptied it in our general direction, sending slugs whining off the concrete highway boundaries and putting one rather alarmingly through the Falcon's rearview mirror. I hitched around in the seat to see that Bowen had the same idea: maybe we could clip the gunner next time he leaned out the window to shoot at us. Suddenly, though, Sakura jumped up in her seat, putting one foot up on the Falcon's decklid, completely indifferent to the car's slipstream whipping around her, leaning most of her weight on her bent leg and using her other foot, planted in the uncertain footing of the car's back seat, mainly for balance. Her eyes were narrowed in anger, and her hands were clenched at her right side in a posture I recognized immediately. Bowen stared at her as if she'd lost her mind and reached to grab her and haul her back down to cover, but before he could do so, lightning crackled over her arms and he drew back, eyes wide. The gunner popped out of his window and leveled his MP5, and I swear, Sakura smiled at him for half a second. Then she shouted over the roar of the wind and the Falcon's engine: "Shinkuu - HADOKEN!" The fireball, forged from the energies of Sakura's own soul, burst free from her hands as she swept them forward, leaving a dazzling afterimage in their wake. It streaked back, almost too fast to see, and smacked the Mercedes square in its bullet-pocked windshield. The armored glass exploded as if it had been struck by a giant's fist, glittering shards and pebbles of it bursting in all directions, and the car swerved violently to the left as the driver was slammed back against his seat by the fireball's residual energy. The gunner yelled in consternation, his burst of fire ripping wildly into the sky, and then the Mercedes slammed the center divider with a heavy CRUNCH and immediately began shrinking as we sped away from it. Sakura raised her fists in the air and gave a triumphant shout; then she wobbled, suddenly dizzy, and fell back into the back seat. Bowen had recovered quite well from his shock and reached to break her fall, turning her around and easing her into a sitting position. She seemed to have fainted entirely, but a moment later her eyes opened again and she grinned at me. "What do you think?" she asked, barely audible over the slipstream. "Not too shabby, ne?" "It was great," I told her. "You need to work on your control, though." "Damn!" Bowen snapped. I turned a little more in my seat, intending to give him a "what's your problem?" look, until I realized he hadn't been talking to us - he was looking out the back again. Three more black Mercedes sedans were rushing up the highway on our tail. I turned to Gena. "I can't believe I'm asking this question, but d'you think you can make this thing go faster?" She grinned, not taking her eyes off the road, and the Falcon surged, its engine snarling, by way of her answer. "Good enough," I said appreciatively, and turned to Bowen. "Your watch is Q Branch, I suppose?" I asked him. "Of course," he replied. "Please tell me it's Type C," said I as bullets whined around us. "As a matter of fact," he said. "But Station Z won't be able to help us out here," he added. "Never mind that, just give it here!" I said, holding out my hand. He gave me a curious glance, but unstrapped the Rolex and handed it over anyway. I swapped him my Makarov for it, cupped my hand around it to shield it from the wind, twirled the date-setting stud to set the date to the second, pressed the stud back into place, pressed it a notch further than that, and spoke into the watch face. Well, all right, I wasn't in the speaking mood - I yelled at it. "Gryphon calling Prince of Thebes on MI6 Emergency Two!" was what I yelled. "Come in, Zoner!" Then I held it to my ear. "Zoner here," the watch replied scratchily. "What's up, Gryph?" "I have Universal's man with me," I replied. "It's a hot extract. Crank up the bird and drop the ramp, we're coming in!" I knew Zoner had questions he wanted - was dying - to ask, but he didn't ask them. The phrase "hot extract" had switched him instantly to his most professional mode, because he knew it meant I was being shot at, an activity which makes me ill-tempered. "Roger," he replied. "ETA?" "Five minutes, maybe less," I told him. "S.I.G.," said Zoner. "Gryphon out!" I replied, and turned back to see how Bowen was making out. He'd emptied his PPK at the bad guys while I was talking, and had switched to my Makarov; as I watched, he clipped the gunner in the middle car with a round, making him drop his MP5. Sloppy fellow; if he'd been using the sling like he was supposed to, he'd have kept it. Bowen looked at the Mak with something like satisfaction, the kind of look I would give a particularly good wrench, and resumed firing. "Coming up on decision time, fella!" Gena shouted, wrenching my attention forward again. "Where in the terminal do you wanna go?" "To hell with the terminal!" I yelled. "Take us right out on the flightline, then I'll tell you where to go from there!" She gave me a millisecond glance, her blue eyes twinkling; then the close-mouthed little smile she'd been wearing throughout the drive widened just a little bit and she took a firmer grip on the wheel. We skidded sideways across the terminal approach, bounced over the median dividing the vehicle access lane from the bus through lane, and roared down the front of the terminal building, the bellow of the Falcon's engine reverberating interestingly from the concrete rain canopy over the sidewalk in front of the terminal. Bowen emptied the Makarov into the front of the lead Mercedes, making steam billow from its holed radiator. Then he passed the empty gun back to me and reloaded his own. I changed out the Mak's magazine too, then went eyes-front just in time to see that we'd reached the end of the terminal frontage lane and were still accelerating. We missed the turn at the end of the frontage lane entirely, jounced over the curb with a violent crash from the car's underbody and a spray of sparks from all four corners, then smashed through the cyclone fence barring our way onto the tarmac. Ahead lay a narrow alley perhaps a hundred yards long, between two hangars, littered with stacks of barrels, pallets of empty (at least I hoped they were empty) crates, and all the random refuse of an aircraft garage. Gena threaded the Falcon between two piles of packing trash, her hands steady on the wheel. Then I saw her smile tighten a little as she nudged the nose of the Falcon a little to the left, just as we reached a pyramidal heap of barrels. We had been going to clear it, until she did that, and for a second I wondered what the hell she could be playing at. Then we clipped it with a great booming WHANG, and in the next instant we were past it. I turned to look, to see it collapsing in our wake, the metal drums falling, bouncing and rolling all over the alley. The driver of the lead Mercedes, almost blinded by the steam from the radiator, stood on the brakes an instant before his car plowed into the mess; the car slewed drunkenly to the right, then the left, then back to the right, and slammed into the sheet-metal wall of the hangar, crumpling it up like the side of a torn tin can. It stopped the Mercedes, though, and the second didn't quite clear its tail end, wrenching it round with a splintering impact and plowing through a stack of crates before recovering and continuing its pursuit. Gena didn't see the results of her handiwork, since her rearview mirror was gone, but she certainly heard it; her smile became an open, fierce grin as she whipped the Falcon around a pile of oily aircraft engine parts, then brushed a heap of crates in hopes of causing a similar obstructing mess behind us. That worked too, but not as well - both of our surviving pursuers made it through, although not without a scratch. Then we burst clear of the alley and out onto the tarmac of the airport's staging area. I scanned the flightline and spotted the Prince of Thebes standing off to our right near where we'd parked it, props whirling, cargo ramp down, ready to go. "There!" I yelled, pointing. "The gray C-130 with the red, white and blue triangle on the tail!" "I see it," Gena replied, and laid in the handbrake, drawing a lovely complex curve in black across the gray concrete of the hardstand as she re-aimed the Falcon in the Prince's direction. The two black sedans swept out of the alley and turned to follow us, gunfire singing all around us. Another round popped into the Falcon's bodywork someplace; Gena gritted her teeth, downshifted for better acceleration and floored it for the Prince. "What am I supposed to do once I get you there?" she demanded. "Drop you off and try to lose these jerks?" "Just drive right up that ramp," I replied, "but you'll have to stop pretty quick once you get there!" She grinned, all trace of annoyance gone, as though I had just proposed a truly grand adventure. "You got it!" she said, and eased the Falcon into a long, gentle curve. Ahead of us, Zoner throttled up and the Prince started to roll. I could imagine what Zoner was hearing from the control tower by this time, and the thought made me smile. "Here we go!" Gena yelled. "Better hang on!" The Falcon hit the bottom of the Prince's ramp, its bumper clipping the steel decking of the ramp before the wheels caught and the car jumped. Gena kept it under control, ramming the gearshift down a gear for engine braking, steering opposite the inevitable skid and using a deft hand on the handbrake while she heel-and-toed the brake and throttle. The car leaped into the Prince's hold, slammed down on the deck, skidded for perhaps ten feet, went far enough off-line that the front right and left rear corners tapped the walls... ... and stopped. I jumped out, dove for the intercom and bellowed into it, "We're in! Go! GO!" Bowen was on the hop to the other side of the car, ramming in the ramp retractor. As the ramp started whining up, both he and I took a couple of shots through the narrowing gap, just to keep the bad guys' heads down and discourage them from doing anything stupid, like trying to ram the back of the Herc. The deck shivered under our feet as Zoner poured on the power, and we were off. Gena and Sakura scrambled out of the Falcon - Sakura had recovered her strength rapidly, faster than I expected, and I was pleased to see it - and the four of us ran up to the flight deck. "I have to hand it to you," said Zoner distractedly as he conned the Prince of Thebes across a taxiway, "you really know how to make an entrance." I jumped into the copilot's seat; Sakura strapped herself into the flight engineer's station while Bowen and Gena scrambled into the lower bunk, Bowen in the corner, Gena near the end, both holding onto the struts that held up the top bunk. "Careful with the takeoff angle," I told Zoner as he ignored the concrete taxiways and ran the Prince straight across the grass - the C-130's landing gear laughs at undeveloped terrain. "We've got about a ton and a half of unsecured automobile back there." "Yeah, I, uh, sorta noticed," said Zoner, nodding. He opened the throttles with a practiced, steady hand, eased the yoke back, and lo, we were off. Within minutes we were out of Zbgnvszk International's control area and climbing west toward England. "Gonna be a while before we hear the words 'welcome to Transbelvia' again," Zoner observed wryly. "Yup," I agreed. Zoner thumbed in the autopilot, took off his headset and carefully hung it next to his head, and let out a long sigh. "You want to go strap that car down now?" he asked me blandly. "Yeah, all right," I replied nonchalantly, as though we did this kind of stuff every day. MZ Now that I wasn't quite so busy ignoring the Transbelvian air traffic controllers' quite justified screams of indignation at my mistreatment of their airport control zone, I could take a moment to relax, unpucker my sphincter, and take a look at the MI6 agent who had been so important to the Other Side, whoever they might have been, that they'd chase him out onto the flightline of an international airport. Hmm, a dilemma. Would it be the somewhat pointy-faced fellow in the tuxedo, or the gorgeous redhead in the tank top? Somehow I was thinking "tuxedo". That left the question of where the redhead had come from. I phrased that question in the form of a look at Gryph. He grinned. "MegaZone," he said, indicating the redhead, "this is Gena; and this," he went on, indicating the man in the tux, "is Mr. Laurence Bowen, with Universal Export." The redhead snorted derisively. "'Universal Export' my ass," she said. "He's a British secret agent." Bowen was giving her a look, to which she responded by tossing her scarlet hair and saying, "Do I look like an idiot to you, Mr. Laurence Bowen of Universal Export?" she asked him. "Sure, you're just an import/export man from England, out for a morning's fun at the Casino - with a watch that transmits on MI6 emergency frequencies, a handgun and enemies in the Sindikat Karpathika." She nodded. "Right, uh-huh. Mrs. d'Amato raised one fool, but he wasn't her daughter Angelina." Bowen looked like he wanted to glare, but only for a moment; then he seemed to admit to himself how obvious our circumstances had made it, and smiled. He had a disarming smile - it went well with his odd ambience of Byronic flair. He nodded - it was actually more like a bow, given the circumstances - and surrendered. "Quite. That was an excellent piece of driving, by the way, thank you. And quite a piece of flying too," he added with a nod to me. "No problem," I replied. The rest of them followed me aft, where I stopped for a moment to admire the cargo. "Well," I said. It was really all there was to say; I have enough tact not to come right out and say, "That's the shittiest- looking Ford Falcon I've ever seen." Besides, the judgment would have been unfair - the car was obviously not having one of its best days. The rearview mirror was missing, and the bullet hole in the windshield told the story of where it had gone. Who knew how many of the dents and scrapes had been there before today's excitement had started? Gryph and I got the straps and blocks out of the locker and, with a little shoving and swearing, got the Falcon secured. I immediately felt better; unsecured heavy cargo always makes me nervous. All we need is one good pocket of turbulence and we've got major airframe integrity issues, to say nothing of the laugh riot that is a rapidly shifting CG. With that taken care of, we retired to the "flight lounge", the little living room of our small living-quarters module. We'd been carrying real cargo on the way to Transbelvia, which had kept me from installing the larger living unit; now, looking at what Gryph had brought back with him from the casino, I figured it was just as well. Gryph was sitting in one side of the little booth built into the side of the microgalley; Sakura was in the other side, pouring a Pepsi over ice and grinning about something. Probably the most exciting morning she'd ever had. She was taking to the lifestyle like a frog to a pond. I didn't know whether to like that or be worried by it, but it made me feel better, overall, about having her along than I'd felt in the morning. Bowen was sitting at one end of the little couch built into the bulkhead opposite the microgalley, and Gena at the other; I contented myself with the little collapsible stool in front of the weapons locker. Fury poked his nose out of Ben's bunk to have a sniff at the new arrivals, but apparently they bored him, because he went back to sleep almost immediately. "So Gryph," I said, pointing to the Casino Transbelvia gym bag he still had over his shoulder. "What's in the bag?" He blinked, as if realizing he had it, then pulled it off his shoulder and tossed it to me with a smile. It was solid and fairly heavy, like it was full of paper. "Books?" I wondered, then unzipped it and peered in. "Jesus H. Christ!" I burst out. I couldn't help it. The bag was full, absolutely -stuffed-, with British money, mostly twenty- and fifty-pound notes, wrapped up in neat little bricks with bands around them showing how much money was in each brick. "Where'd you get this?" I asked, tossing the bag back. "Won it," said Gryphon, "at blackjack, believe it or not. I thought Djarko was going to cry." "Upset, was he?" I wondered. "Upset!" Sakura burst out, then laughed. "He was so happy he could barely talk. I was afraid he was going to pass out." "Well, keep an eye on that bag," I said with a grin. Nodding to Sakura, I went on, "It's her college fund." Sakura blinked, looked from me to Gryph, then down at the booth counter, going red over the bridge of her nose. I guess she hadn't thought that far ahead yet. Gryph was giving me a funny look too, come to that. I guess he hadn't thought that far ahead either. "Somebody want to tell me where we're going?" Gena wondered. "London," I said. "After that... " I shrugged. "We can't go back to Transbelvia until we've had a chance to smooth things out, which might take quite a while by phone. I guess we could drop you in Germany... " "I don't need to go back to Transbelvia," Gena said, grinning. "In fact, if you guys are Americans, that might work out pretty well for me. Where's your home base?" "Worcester, Mass," I replied, at which Gena brightened. "No kidding? Hell, that's perfect. I might make it back to school in time for the start of term after all." "Where do you go?" Gryph wondered. "Northeastern," Gena told him. "How'd you end up driving a cab in Transbelvia?" asked Sakura. Gena shrugged. "Figured I'd do Europe for the summer. Dad didn't like it - he thought I should've signed up for summer term - so I had to pay for it myself. I, uh... had a little problem in the Czech Republic and ended up kind of... well, broke. I figured I'd cab around Zbgnvszk and save up enough money to fly home by the start of the school year, but I wasn't quite going to make it." She grinned at the expression on Bowen's face. "I know what you're thinking, Secret Agent Man - 'If you were so broke, where'd you get the car then?'" "The question had crossed my mind," Bowen allowed. "Fixed it up out of a junkyard," she replied. "I'm pretty handy with a wrench. Maybe," she said as if the thought had just occurred to her, "I could have made money faster if I'd been a mechanic... but driving the cab was too much fun to give up." "Oh, that reminds me," said Ben, and he rummaged around in the gym bag, pulled out one of the wads of banknotes, and tossed it to her. "That cover your fare?" She looked at the number printed on the band, then back at him, and said, "It's too much. I don't need -anything- if you guys are gonna fly me home." "Keep it anyway," he said. "You're gonna need to get that Falcon patched up after what we made you put it through." We got into London as evening was falling, and since we had little else to do, we all piled into Gena's Falcon to drive Bowen over to MI6 headquarters, draw our pay, and so on. Fortunately, the days of that headquarters being itself a secret were over - they'd just put up a gleaming pyramid of an HQ near the Thames, in fact, with a lobby and a tour and everything, just like the J. Edgar Hoover building, only in a better part of a better town. Gena stayed outside in the car while the rest of us went inside. Bowen shook hands with Gryph and me, thanked us for our help, and went off into the bowels of the building someplace. I went over to the special services window and chatted up the Wren - I suppose they don't really call them that anymore, but a girl in a Royal Navy uniform, anyway - while we waited for my pay voucher to clear. Gryph went to the main counter, Sakura trotting behind him, and started talking to the burly sergeant type about something. I could guess what, but it would only be a guess, since I couldn't hear them from across the lobby. I was just taking the envelope full of money from the Wren when I -did- hear part of Gryph's conversation with the sergeant at the main desk. That part would have been him leaning over the counter and saying, in as loud a voice as a person can use and not technically be shouting, "WHAT?!" The sergeant kept his voice down, so I didn't get to hear WHAT?!, but from the look on Gryph's face, he didn't find it any more credible the second time. I thanked the Wren hastily and started heading over there. Sakura was pulling at Gryphon's right arm and saying, "C'mon, maybe we should just go, huh?" but I could have told her that was useless. Ben can be damn near immovable when he doesn't want to be moved, and right then he wasn't interested in anything but jawing with that sergeant. The sergeant, for his part, didn't look impressed, and as I drew nearer, I could finally hear what he was saying in a quiet, rather bored tone. " - ector of Secret Intelligence's personal order, sir. Nothing I can do about it." "That's completely ridiculous," Gryphon said, in that tone that meant he was struggling to contain his temper. "I want to talk to Admiral Messervy at once." "Admiral Messervy is no longer DSI, sir," said the sergeant patiently. "He retired last month." That was news to Ben, and to me too, for that matter. He blinked in surprise at the sergeant, then recovered himself and plowed ahead, "Well, then I'll see his replacement, if he's the one that gave the order." "-She- is," the sergeant replied, his tone finally becoming a bit pointed, "and she's not interested in speaking with you either, sir. Her instructions in the matter are quite clear. You are to have no further contact with Leftenant White." "C'mon," Sakura repeated, tugging harder at his arm. "Let's just go, OK? It must be some kind of mistake, you can call later and straighten it all - " "Not good enough," Ben growled at the sergeant, "not -near- good enough, my friend. My partner and I have undertaken dangerous missions for this agency - not six hours ago I was being -shot at- in the course of rescuing one of your agents - and because of that I -demand- the courtesy of an -explanation-!" That got the sergeant's wind up; he drew himself up a bit and replied icily, "M is not in the habit of explaining her decisions to -contractors-. Now I really must ask you to leave, -at once-. I shouldn't like to have a security team show you out." He sounded as if he should like that quite a bit, actually. Gryphon tensed, his eyes flashing, and his left fist was clenched so tight the knuckles were white. Little crackles of lightning flickered all up and down his arm. For a second I thought he was actually going to go over the counter and punch that sergeant's lights out, or throw a Psycho Lightning at him from where he stood. I turned my brisk walk into a trot, on my way to a full-out run, when the tension suddenly drained out of him again and a look of intense relief covered his face. Cammy had just come through a door at the back of the lobby, dressed in the day uniform of a Royal Marines lieutenant, and it was the sight of her that had caused such a change in Ben. "Cammy!" he said, and then his face darkened again, with concern and confusion this time rather than anger. "What the hell's going on?" he asked her. "This guy told me that - " "I'm afraid what he told you was true," she interrupted him, her tone of voice cool, and an alarm bell jangled in the back of my head. I stopped just behind Gryph and stared hard at her over his left shoulder as she continued, "You'd better go." "True? Go? What the hell's going -on-?!" he repeated, a bit plaintive this time. He spread his hands in a gesture of entreaty. "Tell me what's happening here, -please-!" "You should leave," said Cammy coldly. "Now. And don't come back; I don't want to see you again." Her face was perfectly composed, without a trace of sympathy or compassion. I kept staring. Something was nagging at me, something not quite right. She didn't seem to notice; all her attention was focused on the coolly contemptuous glare she was giving Ben. "You don't mean that... " he murmured, but it was a question, not a statement. "I do," she replied without hesitation. That took the wind out of Ben's sails like a two-by-four in the gut. (Actually, a lot worse, since if he's ready for it he can shrug off a two-by-four to the gut without blinking, but you get the idea.) He stared at her, his face washed absolutely blank by astonishment and the beginnings of the pain. "I don't understand," he said softly. "I thought... " "You thought wrong," she said, her voice devoid of emotion. "Perhaps you should be more careful with your presumptions in future. Goodbye, Gryphon." She turned her back and stalked back through the door she'd entered by, and just before her back was fully to me, my suspicions were confirmed. "Wait!" Gryph shouted, and made as if to follow her; the sergeant interposed himself smoothly, his eyes like flint, his right hand on his sidearm. "Sir, I must -insist- that you leave at -once-!" he barked. Gryph blinked, as if noticing him for the first time; then his teeth gritted as all the anger that Cammy's sudden appearance had jolted out of him came back with interest. I grabbed one of his arms, Sakura the other, and we both started shouting in his ears, pleading with him to calm down. It was like trying to manhandle a granite statue; he was so mad all his muscles were at fighting tension, hard and ridged, erasing the deceptively soft outline of his resting body and revealing the powerhouse under the rather tubby silhouette. I was actually starting to get a little scared. I didn't see Ben this angry very often, and it was never a good thing when I did. He didn't -get- angry during organized fights - they were business, not personal - and he tried to take things easy in his private life, handling most adversity by trying to make it into a joke, if necessary a black one, but any kind of joke so he could laugh it off. This was the reason why: if something happened that -did- push him past the limit of his patience, he was so strong he could destroy things, kill people, before he got hold of himself again. If he blew right now, Sakura and I didn't have a chance of stopping him by main force; if we couldn't get through to him, yelling in his ears, and make him calm down, he was going to mess this guy up. It would take somebody shooting him, repeatedly, to stop him, and in this particular place there would be no shortage of people willing and able to do just that. I set my heels in the floor and yanked as hard as I could, trying to at least make him notice I was there. The sergeant seemed to realize he might have bitten off more than he could chew. He didn't look scared, but he backed up a couple of steps, drew his sidearm, and shouted, "Security to the front desk!" "Gryph, come on, it's not worth it!" I yelled. "Listen to him!" Sakura shouted in his other ear. "Get ahold of yourself! What kind of example is this to set for your student?" That drove a wedge into his shields; he stopped pushing against us, though not much of the tension came out of him, and he gave her a sharp look. "Student?!" he demanded. She let go of his arm, bowed hastily and said, "Hai, Gryphon-sensei!" with desperate earnestness. He gave her a long, hard look, then turned back to the sergeant, who stood calmly covering Ben as several more uniformed soldiers jogged up behind to back him up. Ignoring the pistol, he yanked his left arm free from my grasp, jabbed his index finger at the sergeant, and said in a low, furious voice, "You tell your new M this isn't over." Then he turned on his heel, brushed past me, and stormed out. Sakura looked at me, then at the heavily armed soldiers; then, bowing, she said, "'Scuse us, fellas," and trotted after her newly- acquired sensei. I sighed, waved tiredly to the soldiers, and followed. We stayed in London that night, sleeping aboard the Prince of Thebes. Gena sensed something was wrong the second she saw Gryph come stomping out of the MI6 building, and kept quiet the whole way back to the airport. As soon as the Falcon was back aboard, Gryph got out without a word, retired to his bunk in the living module, and closed the curtain, sealing himself off as best he could from the rest of the world. Given what had just happened, I couldn't blame him. Fury bayed at him until he opened the curtain and let the dog climb in and curl up on his feet, but other than that he was having no part of any social contact tonight. Sakura and Gena helped me strap the car into place in his absence. I offered to fix up the other bunk on the flight deck for Gena, but she said she'd rather sleep in her car, so I got her a pillow and blanket and she nested down in the back seat. Strange girl. Hot, too, but I was too preoccupied to give that as much thought as it deserved. (Besides, I was otherwise involved.) I could have gone to bed too - I was tired enough - but I still had some things to think over before I'd be able to go to sleep, so I went up on to the cockpit, sat in my seat, and watched the ground traffic of the airport through the windshield. "Zoner?" Sakura said softly from her bunk after a while. "Yeah?" I replied. "You saw it too, didn't you? When Cammy turned around and went back through that door?" Under better circumstances I'd have smiled a little; I was liking Sakura more all the time. When we started out on this trip, even though her coming along was my idea, I wasn't sure how I liked the idea of Trailing Edge Air Lines having a third crewmember. Now I was sold on it. "Yeah," I said quietly. "She was crying." Next morning we left for home, next evening we parked the Prince in the hangar in Worcester. Ben stayed in his bunk for the whole flight back, but emerged and was tolerably civil in saying "so long" to Gena. He even mustered enough bonhomie to offer her the use of the garage when the time came to fix up the Falcon, an offer she gladly accepted, since she lived in a walk-up apartment on Huntington Ave. and was lucky just to have a parking space available. "Well, you guys," she said as we finished unstrapping the Falcon from the Prince's cargo deck, "you've saved my school career, and I had a hell of a time to boot. You ever need a ride in Boston, you know where to find me." She climbed aboard, fired up the car, and with a jaunty "Seeya soon!" she was gone. It was pleasantly cool and a bit breezy, with a beautiful starry sky for the last few hours of August. I stood in the open doorway of the hangar, took a deep breath, and said, "Hey, Gryph - we ought to take the convertible home tonight. Might be the last nice night we get for a while." "Hm?" he said, then, "Oh... yeah, I guess." I figured that was about the best I was going to get out of him. I shut the hangar door and we went through the connecting door into number two, where he kept his car collection. He unlocked the key cabinet, took out the keys to his white 1965 Buick Wildcat convertible (the LOOOOVE Booooat, soon we'll be making another run!), and started putting the top down. I got in the back with Fury. A '65 Wildcat is big enough for even a six-and-a-half-footer like me to get in back, and Sakura looked so worried about Ben I figured I'd let her stay as close as she wanted. He was on automatic pilot, working the car's controls competently but listlessly. He didn't even take the long way around to get home, which he certainly would have done if he'd been paying attention, because he loved to bomb around in that convertible on a nice summer night like this one. Instead, he drove us straight home to the corner of Cedar and Russell Streets, pulled up into the driveway, and plopped the Buick into Park, then sat there, hands on the wheel, looking through the windshield at nothing. Only with some prodding did he climb out and walk robotically to the front room, where he sat down on the couch and resumed his consideration of the infinite. G I stayed that way for almost an hour, and probably would have been like that all night, possibly all week, if it hadn't been for Sakura. What she'd said to me in the lobby at MI6 had stuck in my mind. It ricocheted around in my head all the rest of that night, all through the long, droning flight home, all the way from the airport to Cedar Street. "What kind of example is this to set for your student?" I had a student? Did I -want- a student? I looked up from where I sat on the sofa in the front room, glancing across at Fury, who was sprawled in the armchair. He gave me a sardonic look. "Well, what do you think?" I asked him. He made a grumbly noise, shifted in the chair, and went to sleep. Off in the kitchen, I could hear the clink of dishes and the hum of conversation as Sakura and Zoner got dinner ready. It sounded like they were having a pretty convivial time out there; I wondered what I was serving by staying in this funk. I certainly wasn't getting any closer to finding out what the hell -happened- to change the situation. A week ago, Cammy had invited me to spend the weekend with her in San Francisco, and I'd had to decline because of the odd situation at home. A day ago she'd given me the coldest look I'd ever received and told me she didn't want to see me ever again. At the time, I'd been so upset - it had been a long day and I was still keyed up, and the guy on the desk had wound me up further into the bargain - that I'd just flipped. But now, thinking about it, the whole incident didn't make any sense. It was too peculiarly timed, and the look on her face had been too odd. Cold, mechanical... that wasn't the Cammy I knew. If she'd decided to give me the heave for some reason, she wouldn't have done it that way - she'd have yelled at me, told me to bugger off and stop bothering her. So if I wasn't dealing with a girl who'd suddenly decided I wasn't what she was looking for in a relationship, then what -was- I looking at? Something a lot more sinister. As I sat and contemplated it, I stopped feeling hurt and angry and started feeling -uneasy- and angry - not at Cammy, but at whoever was responsible for this strange state of affairs. So. I could either mope around about it like a lump - or I could get up, reconnect with my life, gather my allies around me and do something about it. I got up, scruffled Fury's ears, and went into the kitchen. "By the way," I told Sakura offhandedly as I entered, "the word is 'Eldritkar'." "Huh?" she asked, turning and blinking at me in surprise - rather pleased surprise, if I was any judge. "Eldritkar," I repeated. "If I'm your Valdritkar, you're my Eldritkar. You might as well start learning the terminology." She went a little pink, smiled and said, "Yeah... I guess I should. Eldritkar, huh?" "Yeah - longer 'a', though. Like there's two of them there." "Picky, picky," she replied. "If I hadn't been such a geek about my English lessons the best I'd be able to do would be 'Erudorittokaa'." "I was wondering how your English got so good," Zoner remarked as he started pummeling ground beef into burger patties. "It's the way I do things," Sakura replied, hopping up into one of the tall stools next to the kitchen counter and rocking idly back and forth on the swivel. "If I'm really interested in something, I totally weird out on it. I did it with Transformers when I was little, then English, and now martial arts." "You were into Transformers?" I blurted. "Cool! I was a -huge- Transformers fanboy. I've still got most of mine. We've been meaning to put shelves up in the den to put them on." Sakura looked glum. "My parents gave all of mine to my little brother," she said. "I had Super God Ginrai and -everything-. They kept pretending they were buying them for Tsukushi anyway - after all, they weren't suitable toys for a -girl-... " She clenched her fists and trailed off, looking half sad and half angry. I couldn't blame her. Thinking about her father would probably make her half sad and half angry for the rest of her life. I patted one of her hands and went back to chopping. "You can play with -my- Transformers once we get the shelves built," I told her, to get her mind off her parents. "Just be careful with my old Megatron, he's getting awful creaky in his old age." She glanced up at me, realized what I was trying to do, and gave me a fleeting smile. "Thanks," she said. Then she hopped down from the stool and went into the den to pet Fury and wait for dinner. "Good save," Zoner muttered as he edged past me to the drawer where the skillets were. "Thanks," I replied. "This parent stuff is hard." "Wait 'til you have to explain sex," he said. I made sure to drop the knife I was chopping potatoes with on the counter before I slapped my forehead in dismay. Maybe I can get Rose to handle that bit. END BATTLE 05