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"DSMP3: The Ten Points"
 
   LAST EDITED ON Jul-10-11 AT 04:22 PM (EDT) by Gryphon (admin)
 
Deedlit Satori Mandeville Memorial Institute
Jeraddo, Republic of Bajor
January 16, 2410

PROTOCOL FOR THE PROTECTION OF KANAME CHIDORI STERLING

WHEREAS Sergeant Sosuke Sagara (service number B-1328, hereinafter SARGE), an employee of TechCom Security Solutions, has been ordered by his superiors to protect the life and person of Kaname Chidori Sterling, a student at the Deedlit Satori Mandeville Memorial Institute on Jeraddo (hereinafter KANAME);

AND WHEREAS SARGE has so far demonstrated himself to be completely hopeless at carrying out his duties in a manner that is not annoying and/or intrusive to KANAME;

AND WHEREAS the only viable alternative appears to be an all-out resort to law enforcement;

AND WHEREAS KANAME is loath to invoke this option in light of SARGE's evident sincerity in his purpose, the verified legitimacy of his credentials, and the fact that he's really kind of cute for a crazy army dude strange help is better than no help at all in this crazy mixed-up galaxy;

NOW, THEREFORE, SARGE and KANAME (hereinafter the PARTIES) do agree and undertake the following PROTOCOL to govern his interactions with her. This PROTOCOL consists of ten main points, to wit:

1) SARGE shall be permitted to install one (1) acoustic monitoring device and one (1) biometric sensor in KANAME'S on-campus living quarters (room 401, Hannibal Hamlin Hall), as well as no more than three (3) audiovisual surveillance devices to monitor the approaches to said quarters (but UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES the interior of same).

2) These devices shall operate in PASSIVE ACQUISITION MODE and trigger an alert in SARGE'S quarters, on his mobile communications device, or in such other manner as he considers will provide him sufficient tactical warning, ONLY in the event that an unauthorized intruder or unexpected high-energy event takes place.

3) These devices shall make NO RECORD of their readings to be archived by SARGE or his superiors, their client(s) etc.

4) SARGE shall have physical access to these devices in order to conduct maintenance and/or repair operations, but ONLY with proper advance notice and at a reasonable time of day.

5) SARGE shall maintain in his own living quarters one (1) laser microphone as a backup measure. This device shall ONLY be used if the acoustic monitor specified in Article 1) is out of commission, and ONLY until said monitor can be repaired or replaced as per Article 4).

6) SARGE shall undertake to keep a personal watch over KANAME'S personal space while she is not in her room. This personal watch shall be conducted more carefully than it bloody well has been to date with as much care as possible not to invade KANAME'S personal space in the process.

7) At mealtimes, SARGE will be permitted to sit at KANAME'S table in the dining commons as long as he behaves himself.

8) KANAME shall undertake not to attempt to "ditch" or otherwise elude or frustrate the efforts of SARGE to protect her as long as he maintains a good-faith effort to abide by Articles 1) through 7) above.

9) In the event of conflicting interpretations or other disputes over the applicability or enforcement of this PROTOCOL, the PARTIES agree to refer the matter to President Boba Fett of the Institute Duelists' Society, or such agents as he may see fit to deputize, for investigation, mediation, and/or arbitration.

10) Should SARGE repeatedly or grievously transgress this PROTOCOL, KANAME reserves the option to invoke the law enforcement response mentioned in the preamble and cause SARGE'S ejection from the Institute as well as possible further measures as prescribed by law.

Copies of this PROTOCOL will be filed with the Institute Duelists' Society and the DSM Campus Security Service, as well as the Resident Advisors designated to the PARTIES' residence floors and the House Guides of Hannibal Hamlin and Dennis Blair Halls.

This PROTOCOL takes effect immediately and will be in force until such time as either PARTY leaves the Institute with an expectation of being away for 30 days or more. If both PARTIES agree, it may be extended to cover future school years.

This PROTOCOL is not valid outside the legal jurisdiction of the B'hava'el system.

Negotiated and agreed to this 16th day of January, 2410 SC, by:

(signed) KANAME C. STERLING
(signed) SOSUKE SAGARA

Witnessed:

(signed) LINDSEY M. WILLOWS
(signed) ODO


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  RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points The Traitor Jul-05-11 1
     RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points Star Ranger4 Jul-05-11 2
         RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points trboturtle2 Jul-05-11 4
             RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points Peter Eng Jul-05-11 5
                 RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points Star Ranger4 Jul-05-11 6
                     RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points rwpikul Jul-06-11 7
                         RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points StClair Jul-06-11 8
                             RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points BeardedFerret Jul-07-11 9
                                 RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points Star Ranger4 Jul-07-11 10
                                     RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points pjmoyermoderator Jul-07-11 11
                                         RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points Star Ranger4 Jul-07-11 12
                 RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points Gryphonadmin Jul-10-11 16
                     RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points trboturtle2 Jul-10-11 18
             RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points Gryphonadmin Jul-10-11 17
                 RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points cuso4 Jul-11-11 19
                     RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points trboturtle2 Jul-11-11 20
     RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points Gryphonadmin Jul-05-11 3
         RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points Prince Charon Jul-07-11 13
             RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points Gryphonadmin Jul-08-11 14
                 RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points Star Ranger4 Jul-08-11 15

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The Traitor
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1. "RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points"
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   >Not valid outside the Bajor-B'hava'el system

What's the betting matey-boy here's going to turn up in a ship's air ducts or similar?

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2. "RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points"
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   >>Not valid outside the Bajor-B'hava'el system
>
>What's the betting matey-boy here's going to turn up in a ship's air
>ducts or similar?
>

Given some of the ships in question he'd be in a whole lot of trouble being caught *THERE*. Enough that he shouldnt even consider it, IMO.

Then again, this is SARGE the clueless...


Of COURSE you wernt expecting it!
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4. "RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points"
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   Not quite.....<BEG>

Soske in a civilian role is completely clueless. . .his problem is that he treats every situation as a military situation. . .Love letter in the locker? blow up the locker (And dozens around it). Want to protect some sweet breads for lunch? Use a tea gas bomb rigged to go off if someone disturbed the cover over the bread. These 'incidents' usually end with Kaname belting Soske with whatever is at hand -- thought a War Fan seems to be her favorate weapon of choice.....

Soske in a real military situation is anything but clueless.

Do we get to see Kaname and her War Fan of Doom anytime soon?

Craig

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5. "RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points"
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   >Not quite.....<BEG>
>
>...Use a tea gas bomb...
>

I know what you meant, but what you wrote makes me think of Sergeant Sagara taking a class from Angus MacGyver.

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6. "RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points"
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   that really was his first name? Never knew that...


Of COURSE you wernt expecting it!
No One expects the FANNISH INQUISITION!
RCW# 86


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7. "RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points"
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   Yes, it's revealed when he goes to Camelot.

(Yes, that Camelot.)

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8. "RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points"
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   It's only a model.


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9. "RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points"
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   >It's only a model.

Shhhh.


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10. "RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points"
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   >>It's only a model.
>
>Shhhh.

All of which can be researched further by googling for "Good Knight MacGyver".

*googles* Ah, okay they went with the "its just a dream" framework for it. tropish, but trying to use any other trope for it woulda been rediculous.


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11. "RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points"
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   >>>It's only a model.
>>
>>Shhhh.
>
>All of which can be researched further by googling for "Good Knight
>MacGyver".
>
>*googles* Ah, okay they went with the "its just a dream" framework
>for it. tropish, but trying to use any other trope for it woulda been
>rediculous.

Aaaaaaaand I think we've officially taken this as far as it can go off topic without it going to another state.

--- Philip





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12. "RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points"
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   >Aaaaaaaand I think we've officially taken this as far as it can go off
>topic without it going to another state.
>
>--- Philip

*Innocent look* Gee, Phil, what would EVER make you think that? :)


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16. "RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points"
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   >>Not quite.....<BEG>
>>
>>...Use a tea gas bomb...
>>
>
>I know what you meant, but what you wrote makes me think of Sergeant
>Sagara taking a class from Angus MacGyver.

Tea gas is banned by every convention in civilized space!

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18. "RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points"
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   It's not my fault that 'r' wander off and got lost.......

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17. "RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points"
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   >Soske in a real military situation is anything but clueless.

It's just such a shame for Kaname that there aren't any on Jeraddo.

>Do we get to see Kaname and her War Fan of Doom anytime soon?

Maybe. NOTE: Not a Japanese war tuba, though, as Phil notes, such a thing would not look at all out of place in, e.g., the square in front of the Morita Imperial Palace on Ishiyama.

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19. "RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points"
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   >Do we get to see Kaname and her War Fan of Doom anytime soon?

War Fan ? Are you talking about harisen ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harisen


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20. "RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points"
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   >>Do we get to see Kaname and her War Fan of Doom anytime soon?
>
>War Fan ? Are you talking about harisen ?
>
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harisen
>
>

Yeah that thing..... I call it a war fan, because Kaname uses it when she's on the warpath (Funny enough, only Sagara seems to evoke her wrath enough for her to use it....)

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3. "RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points"
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   LAST EDITED ON Jul-05-11 AT 11:24 AM (EDT)
 
>>Not valid outside the Bajor-B'hava'el system
>
>What's the betting matey-boy here's going to turn up in a ship's air
>ducts or similar?

On the flip side, Kaname's not bound by the agreement outside the B'hava'el system either. Besides, historical precedent suggests that if he is, that ship will be in the process of being hijacked anyway, at which point everyone (well, except the hijackers) has cause to be glad he's there.

("This is the worst school trip in history.")

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13. "RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points"
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   Of course, given her family, the other victims of the highjacking also have good reason to be grateful that Kaname is there, which wasn't the case in canon, IIRC.

I mean, trying to kidnap a Sterling? Not in any way safe, even ignoring her grandparents, or the frankly huge number of very badass family friends Mom can call on... and then there's Kaname, herself, who I suspect is a whole lot scarier than canon Chidori.

Wait, if its a school trip, there's a chance that Boba Fett is there, too...

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14. "RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points"
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   >Wait, if its a school trip, there's a chance that Boba Fett is there,
>too...

"You're bringing a bunch of your ninja crap."

"That's different, I'm a ninja."

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15. "RE: DSMP3: The Ten Points"
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   >>Wait, if its a school trip, there's a chance that Boba Fett is there,
>>too...
>
>"You're bringing a bunch of your ninja crap."
>
>"That's different, I'm a ninja."
>
Still worth a giggle, that one is!


Of COURSE you wernt expecting it!
No One expects the FANNISH INQUISITION!
RCW# 86


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