So, who am I? That's a bloody personal question to ask ain't it! The nerve of some people... I asked it? Oh, well then, ok. But just this once. Bloody nervy though.

Monty Python (but not Jabberwocky!)
Sci-fi, fantasy, anime, Clive Cussler and shiny things.
About 12 McDonalds fry boxes filled with books (the ones they are shipped in).
1 of them accounting related textbooks.
Accounting (but not school!)

I am 6'4.67" of pure schizoid behaviour (ADD diagnosed and unmedicated!). On average I know a little bit about everything, but not enough to be a danger to myself or others. I'd like to learn more but, I can't recall the details exactly. I can answer any question you ask honestly. Some people seem to get weirded out by the answers though.

No parrots. Maybe a talking slug.

I am obsessed with food (cookies) and am willing to bet anyone that I can work any topic into cookies. It's a hobby. I tried to write once - it sucked. I keep working on it though. One day it may work out. Thin wafer anyone? Bucket?

I dislike offending people and so try to be funny; most people fail to get it. My bad. I dislike not being myself more. Your problem.

I believe that the only thing we can control are our choices and that all choices have consequences which we have to accept responcibility for. And that spell check is evil (though I frequently use it). And that you can start a sentance with 'and'.

I am a good listener when I listen and I am more than willing to tell you when you are wrong and when I am right. Though, it'll probalby turn out that I WAS wrong after all; these things happen. *shrug*

As a student FT (accounting) and a FT employee (hospital) I do not sleep enough and so get weird. Wired. Wasted. Whatever... Monster Energy Beverage OR Jolt (not the blue one).

AND most importantly - I LOVE EPU et al!!!

'Always look on the bright side of death!' (A song before it's time about Telolute? -Wish I could remember how to spell that correctly!)

...cookies?

-KridEngaged

p.s. If you don't like me AND you are bigger than me (or have a gun): I was wrong and you are right. So very sorry, my bad, won't happen again, good day, just leaving now!

Otherwise, don't hate me because I'm strange! :P

p.p.s (or is it p.s.s. ?) I told you I was bored. And I really do need more sleep. Studying for finals week bites!