Looks like this might be happening next...

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"Come to think of it, where do you guys actually live?" Teto wanted to know. "Somewhere in California? I notice that's where the car is registered."

"We don't really live anywhere," said Rin.

Teto's head tilted in puzzlement. "Why not?"

"Well... 'cause we can't," Rin replied, and then, with mildly dark sarcasm, "It's not allowed."

"We're kind of... caught in a bureaucratic loop," Gumi explained. "See, we came into the country as touring musicians, right? And then the Fog happened, and... some things got a little out of whack. The State Department in Washington is sort of barely working. So every year we have to renew our visas, and every year they only let us re-up the same kind we already have. Touring entertainers."

"So we can't establish a fixed residence," Rin put in. "If we stay anywhere more than 30 days... problem."

"But... that's ridiculous," said Abhi.

"Tell us about it," Rin replied with a hollow laugh.

"So..." Abhi calculated in her head. "You've been on tour for fourteen years?!"

"Coming up on it in August," said Gumi.

"And no one can do anything about it? What about Mr. Valentine? He has connections..."

Gumi chuckled. "Nicky's a private detective in Boston who moonlights for Section 44," she said. "He's a pal and a stand-up guy, but he's got no pull in Washington, least of all at State."

"We've tried everything we could try, believe me," Rin said. "We even risked a Fog bombing to punch an HW to Sapporo long enough for Miku-nee to send over a recorded plea on our behalf for the guy who was President at the time."

"I guess he's not a fan, because he didn't do shit," Gumi remarked.

Rin shrugged philosophically. "At least they keep letting us renew," she said.

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The tour, unofficially dubbed "The Odd-yssey" by fans years later, would eventually land the ladies a spot in the Guinness Book of Galactic Records for "Longest Tour by Total Duration."

>The tour, unofficially dubbed "The Odd-yssey" by fans years later,
>would eventually land the ladies a spot in the Guinness Book of
>Galactic Records for "Longest Tour by Total Duration."

I imagine that there was a petition for creating the new category, "Longest Tour by distance (Single Planet)," but that went nowhere for some reason.

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Bureaucracy at it's 'finest'

Matrix Dragon, J. Random Nutter

Woo! More Vocaloid Variations!

Hopefully we might see Len again...

This sounds 100% like the immigration system of the United States of America.

I've always wondered how immigration to Zeta Cygni works in story, because it seems like all the cool people get in instantly, but most of the bad guys have no chance. It feels almost like private college admissions, where knowing a guy is enough to overcome the bureaucracy, but how could that possibly scale to handle planetary populations? There seem to be a lot of planets in the Corporate Sector where most everyone would want to leave, so how do you fit all of them on the pseudocontinent, or do you even try?

But the more I think about it, the question I really want to ask is how does immigration in Zeta Cygni work so we can somehow steal the idea and implement it in reality. Which is not really how these things work. Probably the ZC bureaucracy uses Malthusian compensators to avoid overuse of resources. I seriously need to stop trying to find realism in space opera.

>This sounds 100% like the immigration system of the United States of
>America.
>
>I've always wondered how immigration to Zeta Cygni works in story,
>because it seems like all the cool people get in instantly, but most
>of the bad guys have no chance. It feels almost like private college
>admissions, where knowing a guy is enough to overcome the bureaucracy,
>

To be fair, "knowing a guy" means knowing somebody who has over four hundred years of experience with people, including personal experience with a system that will judge a person's moral compass, and kill them if they don't measure up.

>I seriously need to stop trying to
>find realism in space opera.

Second the motion.

Peter Eng
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>To be fair, "knowing a guy" means knowing somebody who has over four
>hundred years of experience with people, including personal experience
>with a system that will judge a person's moral compass, and kill them
>if they don't measure up.

It also means knowing someone whose dog knows what evil lurks in the hearts and minds of men.

>>I seriously need to stop trying to
>>find realism in space opera.
>
>Second the motion.

Probably a sound idea. Back in the day, when someone complained about the absence of some hard-SF or dystopian element they thought the work should have had, we in the studio used to remark that we had another one looking for meat in the produce section. :)

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>I've always wondered how immigration to Zeta Cygni works in story,

Zetan immigration works on the "dramatic necessity" principle, that is, if a character needs to be there in order for the story to work, they get in.

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>>I've always wondered how immigration to Zeta Cygni works in story,
>
>Zetan immigration works on the "dramatic necessity" principle, that
>is, if a character needs to be there in order for the story to work,
>they get in.

Very advanced non-sapient AIs to work it all out without violating a persons privacy. VERY. ADVANCED.

Matrix Dragon, J. Random Nutter

>Very advanced non-sapient AIs to work it all out without violating a
>persons privacy. VERY. ADVANCED.

We put our top people on it.

Top.

People.

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[Just making a small adjustment so this doesn't blow out the horizontal scroll when in "read all" mode. --G.]

I got to thinking about this in the context of, well, the whole Abhi plotline and all, and wondered if the whole group of them ever thought about leaving Earth themselves with the intent of reuniting on another planet.

Then my imagination went a bit further than that.

Rin, talking about the five-season TV series about her and Gumi wandering North America, righting wrongs in between putting on shows,
(loosely based on the book they wrote afterwards):

Yeah, we did talk about it a few times, but not nearly as often as the show did.

Also, there was a lot less kissing.

-IA.

(who was being kissed by whom is left as an exercise for the reader)

Some say that show was the inspiration for Road Roller.

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Well, at least they never took unfilmed scripts that were originally meant for Rin and Gumi and used them for Rin and Len.

They didn't, did they?

Tell me they didn't.

-IA.

(they totally did)

Inspired by reports of TNG scripts being used for Voyager.