[ EPU Foyer ] [ Lab and Grill ] [ Bonus Theater!! ] [ Rhetorical Questions ] [ CSRANTronix ] [ GNDN ] [ Subterranean Vault ] [ Discussion Forum ]

Eyrie Productions, Unlimited

Subject: "Opening Titles: A Golden Age Micro-Story"     Previous Topic | Next Topic
Printer-friendly copy     Email this topic to a friend    
Conferences Mini-Stories Topic #15
Reading Topic #15
Wedgemoderator
Charter Member
1129 posts
Mar-18-07, 01:14 AM (EDT)
Click to EMail Wedge Click to send private message to Wedge Click to view user profileClick to add this user to your buddy list Click to send message via AOL IM  
"Opening Titles: A Golden Age Micro-Story"
 
  
INTERIOR: An apartment sits empty, somewhere in the galaxy. It's obviously occupied by a man, and that man is obviously a bachelor. Empty Hungry Humanoid packets mingle with empty takeout containers and the occasional beer can. It's not disgustingly messy, just random. Copies of Aviation Week & Space Technology share coffee table space with Maxim.

A giant, black, old-fashioned Bakelite telephone rings the giant, bright, old-fashioned ring you would expect. A similarly ancient answering machine sits next to the phone. Behind them both on the small table where they sit rests the glossy helmet of a fighter pilot (the kind that goes with CVR-3 armor).

The machine answers the phone on the third ring.

VOICE ON MACHINE
Hi, this is Scott Bernard, at the tone leave your name and message and I'll get back to you.

SFX
beeeeep

VOICE ON PHONE
Hello, Mr. Bernard, this is Jack over at Raytheon. We just received your GPM-150 order for March, and I'm afraid we might not be able to make that quantity in time. Our new plant on Kane's World is running behind schedule. Give me a call, let's see what we can work out.

OPENING TITLE SEQUENCE 3C-7 "THE BERNARD FILES"

Mike Post featuring Larry Carlton
"Theme from The Rockford Files"
Television Theme Songs

"Opening Titles" - a Golden Age Micro-Story by Chad Collier
Special to the Eyrie Productions Discussion Forum
© 2007 Eyrie Productions, Unlimited


  Alert | IP Printer-friendly page | Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
  RE: Opening Titles: A Golden Age Micro-Story trigger Mar-19-07 1
     RE: Opening Titles: A Golden Age Micro-Story Wedgemoderator Mar-19-07 3
         RE: Opening Titles: A Golden Age Micro-Story Gryphonadmin Mar-19-07 4
  RE: Opening Titles: A Golden Age Micro-Story SpottedKitty Mar-19-07 2

Conferences | Topics | Previous Topic | Next Topic
trigger
Charter Member
1182 posts
Mar-19-07, 06:51 PM (EDT)
Click to EMail trigger Click to send private message to trigger Click to view user profileClick to add this user to your buddy list  
1. "RE: Opening Titles: A Golden Age Micro-Story"
In response to message #0
 
  
>"Opening Titles" - a Golden Age Micro-Story by Chad Collier
>Special to the Eyrie Productions Discussion Forum
>© 2007 Eyrie Productions, Unlimited

Surreal, man. You casting James Gardner as Bernard?

t.
wonders how many really cool original characters started as in-jokes.


Trigger Argee
trigger_argee@hotmail.com
Manon, Maccadon, Orado, etc.
Denton, never leave home without it.

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." - HST


  Alert | IP Printer-friendly page | Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top
Wedgemoderator
Charter Member
1129 posts
Mar-19-07, 07:30 PM (EDT)
Click to EMail Wedge Click to send private message to Wedge Click to view user profileClick to add this user to your buddy list Click to send message via AOL IM  
3. "RE: Opening Titles: A Golden Age Micro-Story"
In response to message #1
 
   >
>>"Opening Titles" - a Golden Age Micro-Story by Chad Collier
>>Special to the Eyrie Productions Discussion Forum
>>© 2007 Eyrie Productions, Unlimited

>
>Surreal, man. You casting James Gardner as Bernard?

I hadn't thought of that. The joke that spawned this was more the other way around (that and placing odd characters in the role of recipiants of the Rockford Files opening credits gag is a long-running injoke in the studio, at least between Gryph and I. This time just happened to be different in that Gryph said, "Dude, micro-story!" right after I made it.)

Contextually, I'd like to think this is one of the many items done using the Scott Bernard legend in popular culture during the Golden Age.

>t.
>wonders how many really cool original characters started as in-jokes.

I can think of a couple, one of which exists in UF as sort of a trans-meta joke. Chad's Selkath friend Tramm, seen in one or two minor bits of the Symphony is based off an amusing transient character from the Teen Titans cartoon, Aqualad's little fish-man friend who'd good at fixing things.

*That* Tramm is named for Tramm Wigzell, one of the development guys at CN, Partially responsible for Titans and more or less wholly responsible for the current hit over there, Ben10. He's also one of my best friends from film school. ;)


Chad Collier
Smirking Kilrathi
The Captain of the Gravy Train


  Alert | IP Printer-friendly page | Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top
Gryphonadmin
Charter Member
7768 posts
Mar-19-07, 07:42 PM (EDT)
Click to EMail Gryphon Click to send private message to Gryphon Click to view user profileClick to add this user to your buddy list  
4. "RE: Opening Titles: A Golden Age Micro-Story"
In response to message #3
 
   >Contextually, I'd like to think this is one of the many items done
>using the Scott Bernard legend in popular culture during the Golden
>Age.

I figure it's one of several gag opening credits sequences that were done for episodes in various seasons of The Bernard Files - kind of like that one Dirty Pair calendar Sunrise made back in the '80s that featured illustrations of Kei and Yuri in various popular movies of the era (Top Gun, Beverly Hills Cop, and Rambo: First Blood Part II come to mind).

--G.
-><-
Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Admin
Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/


  Alert | IP Printer-friendly page | Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top
SpottedKitty
Member since Jun-15-04
72 posts
Mar-19-07, 06:54 PM (EDT)
Click to EMail SpottedKitty Click to send private message to SpottedKitty Click to view user profileClick to add this user to your buddy list  
2. "RE: Opening Titles: A Golden Age Micro-Story"
In response to message #0
 
   Something between my ears just went <tilt>...

--
Unable to save the day: File is read-only.


  Alert | IP Printer-friendly page | Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Conferences | Topics | Previous Topic | Next Topic

[ YUM ] [ BIG ] [ ??!? ] [ RANT ] [ GNDN ] [ STORE ] [ FORUM ] [ VAULT ]

version 3.3 © 2001
Eyrie Productions, Unlimited
Benjamin D. Hutchins
E P U (Colour)