If you've got a caper then you know who to call
It's The Sneak, it's The Sneak
Who's that dapper swindler out of Tammany Hall?
O-mel-o-de-o-doe, it's The Sneak
That charming little whatsit who's the Strong Mad's greatest pal
It's The Sneak, It's The Sneak
Who did the hully-gully on the Panama Canal?
Do wacka do wacka do, it's The Sneak

Who's the jaunty jackanapes with moxie and pizzazz?
It's The Sneak, It's The Sneak
Who's been drinking bootleg hooch and listening to the jazz?
O-mel-o-de-o-doe, it's The Sneak

Who captures all the clever girls' affections?
Who made off with my Fluffy Puff confections?
He's dastardly
He loves catastrophe
His schemes are masterly
Takes tea at half-past three
That sneaky Sneak is sneakin' all over town

Who dropped the Homestar Runner from his flying machine?
Is it The Sneak? It's The Sneak!
Who put a Bengal tiger in the Kaiser's latrine?
It's The Sneak
You know it's The Sneak
The sneakity Sneak all day long
- Da Vinci's Notebook
"The Ballad of The Sneak"
http://www.homestarrunner.com/

	Chad Collier J. Random Pixel Pusher Digital Domain RCW #1138