Why? Why do you continue to twist my brain. These two paragraphs are EVIL! But funny too!

QUOTE:

(OS: EVA-02 is destroyed by EVA-01.)

CB: And what of Asuka "Never Say You're" Soryu-Langley? Will she ever
return to the field, this year or any other? There's still been no
word from the team's management about her condition or her expected
recovery time. If she's out permanently, she leaves a major void in
the team's power structure that they probably won't be able to fill at
this late date.

(OS: Ritsuko, Maya and Truss in the booth.)

CB: But you can't discount the contributions of manager "Puttin' On
The" Ritsuko Akagi and her top staffers, Maya "What Big Eyes You Have"
Ibuki and John "Big" Trussell "In Little China", in the dugout. With
these two to back up Assistant Coach Katsuragi, the EVA team
epitomizes Yogi Berra's great ethos: "It ain't over 'til it's over."
Back to you, Kenny and Dan.

ENDQUOTE

Tom 'Dreamshadow' Tjarks
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What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire?
Frostbite.

Chris Berman has begun. It is too late for the players to protest the names he gives them.

--
Geoff Depew - Mephron
"Big O! Showtime!"