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"H2G2: O'Neill, John "Jack", Col."
 
  

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Entry Last Updated April 2395 Edition

O'NEILL, JOHN "Jack", Colonel GENOM MILARM

b. 2300 Chicago, Illinois, United Soviet States of America and Russia, Earth

(Note: Canada and the Soviet Union united with the rump United States after the revival of Imperial Americana in the Fourth World War, begun roughly simultaneously with the destruction of the WDF in 2288. The superstate was, in the name of peace, broken up by the world-government at Olympus in the 2320s, leading to a sixty-year intermittent war between the USA and IA, the third collapse of communism in Russia, and the rise to prominence of Canada as virtually the only place on Earth during the Olympus years that wasn't at war with anybody else.)

Jack O'Neill: one of the twenty deadliest humans in the Federation.

Like many of GENOM's human military figures, O'Neill came from poverty, growing up in the crumbling depths of Chicago during the aftermath of the Fourth World War. Unlike many of GENOM's foundlings, O'Neill was supported in early life by a loving family. Despite the conditions of Chicago during the brief lifetime of the USA-USSR-Canadian superstate, he grew up with a well-defined personal sense of right and wrong and a desire to have a family of his own.

O'Neill's personal morality died a quick, hard death in the early stages of GENOM's military education, beginning when he offered himself for indenture at the age of twelve. Although GENOM MILARM's recruiters advertised themselves as a way for people to pull themselves up to a better life, the reality was that MILARM existed to trample those same people down... especially those people within its ranks. O'Neill demonstrated uncommon common sense and intelligence, although he kept the full extent of this intelligence carefully concealed- a trait he maintains, out of habit, to the present day.

In short order O'Neill became tough, cynical and pragmatic, all traits which would serve him well in GENOM; he also retained a contempt for authority figures and a sarcastic wit which occasionally threatened his execution. He graduated from GENOM's officer training school in 2320 in the middle of his class, with unremarkable classroom grades, phenomenal tactical and physical scores, and a long record of demerits.

O'Neill spent his first ten years of active duty as a fighter pilot, which should demonstrate just how skilled the man truly is. (GENOM's most common fightercraft of that era was the R-41 Starchaser, a vehicle which makes the original Twin Ion Engine starfighter look like a Rolls Royce by comparison.) An incident of unknown details involving his squadron commander led to his transfer to the stormtroopers, where he rose to the rank of captain and commanded, at one point, a full battalion.

In the aftermath of GENOM's 'troubles' on New Japan, Largo decided that highly skilled, highly visible bodyguards might be a better idea, just in case. (He had previously relied on grunts in armor and his own 'superior construction.') Captain O'Neill was among the large number of troopers selected as part of a long program to winnow out the most skilled, most deadly warriors to form a Magisterial Guard.

During this period O'Neill was transferred to several commands, many of which were part of GENOM's legendary (the lawyers insiste we make this 'mythical'- ed.) Black Operations division. Although the details are still buried in the vast mountains of documents turned over by GENOM after the surrender at Zeta Cygni, we do know that O'Neill has participated in a large number of deniable operations, including several possible 'wetworks.' O'Neill himself has flatly denied ever carrying out any assassinations, but as a GENOM officer his word must be considered suspect.

O'Neill achieved his current rank of colonel, after bouncing between captain and major several times, in 2361. He was one of the first members of the GENOM Red Guard, the bodyguard to the Master and the Sector Chiefs, and he either trained with or was involved in the training of all the current Red Guard. From 2364 to 2388 he was the commander of the Guard, and one of the men closest to Largo during his final years.

Although O'Neill obviously guarded his tongue during this time, he was unable to conceal his disapproval of GENOM brutality entirely from Largo, and thus he was frequently placed on leave during the mad buma's periods of doubt. In the 2370s he married and, in 2375, he sired a son, Charles O'Neill, and attempted to settle down and build his family around his work.

The revival of the WDF in the 2380s made that impossible. O'Neill was forced to take on additional duties, and his special 'errands' for Largo became more frequent and demanding as the Master grew more desperate. Only upon the outbreak of open war in 2388 did O'Neill gain respite; Largo, seeking to lure the WDF leadership into personal combat, placed O'Neill on leave. Thus, O'Neill was not present when Largo was killed.

The death of Largo was followed, within a week of GENOM's surrender, by the death of O'Neill's son; Charlie had found O'Neill's service pistol and shot himself by accident. O'Neill, unable to cope with the shame of failing his duty (even if it was to protect a man he loathed) and his personal guilt over his son's death, resigned his commission and withdrew within himself. His marriage failed within the year; his wife could cope with the death, but not with O'Neill's collapse.

O'Neill was "reactivated" in 2391 for a mission so secret that no amount of booze has been able to squeeze any details from our GENOM informant's lips, but the mission has worked a change in O'Neill. He remained in active service and, officially, is listed as Junior GENOM MILARM Liason to the WDF. Rumors that O'Neill is the senior field officer for a secret GENOM operations command are unsubstantiated, wholly founded on rumor, and discouraged by large, strong men dressed mostly in black.

O'Neill is a known master of seven kinds of martial arts, a master pilot, sharpshooter, and swordsman. He is a master tactician in small unit combat, although little if anything is known about his strategic prowess. Although he pretends not to understand technical terms and feigns ignorance of most scientific principles, this should be regarded as smokescreen, or at least a method of getting someone to reveal more than they may have intended to.

O'Neill has occasionally been known to hesitate when presented with the threat of harm to the innocent; however, he has never yet been known to fail in a mission through inaction. Although he is amiable (in a taciturn way) and has an obvious belief in fair play, these things cannot be relied upon in any way at all if you stand between him and completion of a mission or the safety of his command.

O'Neill's sense of humor is limited and, where it exists, very bad. Despite this, he is known for his sarcastic wit, especially in tight situations. He is an avid outdoorsman, favoring sports which emphasize quiet, solitude (or at least limitations to small groups) and, apparently, the excuse to wear anything at all which is not found in the uniform code, no matter how ugly or outlandish. His two favorite pastimes are fly fishing and, to a much lesser extent, golf.

O'Neill is renowned within GENOM as being uncommonly forgiving and patient; however, this is a relative description at best, and since he is also renowned for being a petty, vindictive son of a bitch you really should -not- rely on his patience for much of anything.

Absolutely, positively, on no account refer to Colonel O'Neill as 'Red Jack.'

Note: the Guide wishes at this time to blame any inaccuracies in the above on the formerly employed researcher who contributed this article. Anyone who wishes to submit a more accurate article about Colonel O'Neill, and who has not yet heard of what he did to the previous researcher, is welcome to apply for immediate employment at the Guide offices.

Redneck (P. S. I prefer the Richard Dean Anderson version)


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  RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John "Jack", Col. Berk Mar-15-03 1
  RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John "Jack", Col. julzz Mar-15-03 2
     RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John D West Mar-15-03 3
         RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John Daikyu Mar-16-03 4
             RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John Rod_H Mar-16-03 6
                 RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John Norgarth Mar-16-03 7
                 RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John Matrix Dragon Mar-16-03 10
                     RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John Sinapus Mar-17-03 11
                         RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John WengFook Mar-24-03 13
             RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John Gryphonadmin Mar-16-03 8
             RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John Redneck Mar-16-03 9
                 RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John StaticdashPulse Mar-17-03 12
                     RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John WengFook Mar-24-03 14
                         RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John StaticdashPulse Mar-24-03 16
                             RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John WengFook Mar-30-03 17
                 RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John zojojojo Mar-24-03 15
  RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John "Jack", Col. Matrix Dragon Mar-16-03 5
  RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John "Jack", Col. Seeker Apr-09-03 18

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Berk
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1. "RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John "Jack", Col."
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   The RDA version of Jack is, I think, the definitive one. He certainly has played the sarcastic old wardog to the hilt for the longest.

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2. "RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John "Jack", Col."
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>Jack O'Neill: one of the twenty deadliest humans in the Federation.
>
The only Jack O'Neill I can think of that fits the discription is of Stargate fame. Is that right, or don't I watch enough tv?

On a side note, is the Stargate network going to make another apperence? Or is that wishful thinking?


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3. "RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John"
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   >The only Jack O'Neill I can think of that fits the discription is of
>Stargate fame. Is that right, or don't I watch enough tv?

That'd be the one.

>On a side note, is the Stargate network going to make another
>apperence? Or is that wishful thinking?

I can't read the authors' minds, so I don't know, but my guess would be yes. And, since Jack showed up here in a H2G2, I'm guessing we might see how the IP got their hands on Stargates at some time.

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4. "RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John"
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   >And, since Jack showed up here in a H2G2, I'm guessing we
>might see how the IP got their hands on Stargates at some time.

Any reference to the Gould or Tilk gonna appear in a H2G2?


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6. "RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John"
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   LAST EDITED ON 03-16-03 AT 06:42 AM (EST)
 
>>And, since Jack showed up here in a H2G2, I'm guessing we
>>might see how the IP got their hands on Stargates at some time.
>
>Any reference to the Gould or Tilk gonna appear in a H2G2?

(Translation of the incorrect spelling) Teal’c I wouldn't mind seeing done but I've a feeling that he might not necessarily be a Jaffa, Vulcan-hybrid maybe. As to the Goa’uld, do you think that they would let those bastard cousins of Trills with desires of pan-galactic conquest and rule lose on the universe as they are in the source.

As to Col. O'Neill I too wouldn't mind seeing what this Guide entry is foreshadowing. Just imagine what might happen if he, Garibaldi and Derek got together in a prank planning session.

--Rod.H
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7. "RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John"
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   >>>And, since Jack showed up here in a H2G2, I'm guessing we
>>>might see how the IP got their hands on Stargates at some time.
>>
>>Any reference to the Gould or Tilk gonna appear in a H2G2?
>
>(Translation of the incorrect spelling) Teal’c I wouldn't mind seeing
>done but I've a feeling that he might not necessarily be a Jaffa,
>Vulcan-hybrid maybe. As to the Goa’uld, do you think that they would
>let those bastard cousins of Trills with desires of pan-galactic
>conquest and rule lose on the universe as they are in the source.
>

Well, since one of their main advantages for the System Lords' empires is the fact that the Gould are practically the only civilization with spacecraft, other than the Asgard. In the UF-verse they'd quickly end up recipients for Mr Bacon's book for failed galactic conquerors. *grin*

>As to Col. O'Neill I too wouldn't mind seeing what this Guide entry is
>foreshadowing. Just imagine what might happen if he, Garibaldi and
>Derek got together in a prank planning session.
>

I shudder to think. 8P

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10. "RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John"
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   >(Translation of the incorrect spelling) Teal’c I wouldn't mind seeing
>done but I've a feeling that he might not necessarily be a Jaffa,
>Vulcan-hybrid maybe.

Y'know, I can actually see that working. I might have to try that in one of my own stories.

>As to the Goa’uld, do you think that they would
>let those bastard cousins of Trills with desires of pan-galactic
>conquest and rule lose on the universe as they are in the source.

The only reason the Goa'uld are so powerful in the source series is because they're one of two races with hyperspace technology and the firepower to back it up (Three as of series six), and the Asgard are kinda busy at the moment. Here, they'd be like the Irkens used to be, only they wouldn't learn their leason until they were wiped out. Not great story potential there.

>As to Col. O'Neill I too wouldn't mind seeing what this Guide entry is
>foreshadowing. Just imagine what might happen if he, Garibaldi and
>Derek got together in a prank planning session.

Do you WANT Ivanova to go on a killing spree?

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11. "RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John"
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   >>As to the Goa’uld, do you think that they would
>>let those bastard cousins of Trills with desires of pan-galactic
>>conquest and rule lose on the universe as they are in the source.
>
>The only reason the Goa'uld are so powerful in the source series is
>because they're one of two races with hyperspace technology and the
>firepower to back it up (Three as of series six), and the Asgard are
>kinda busy at the moment. Here, they'd be like the Irkens used to be,
>only they wouldn't learn their leason until they were wiped out. Not
>great story potential there.

Besides, EPU has already had characters who thought they were gods find out otherwise.

(Personally, I think any UF versions all ran afoul of Belldandy millenia ago, and therefore suffered a Horrid Fate. So probably won't show up save as some ancient relic or legend. If ever.) ;)

And the Goddess was Peeved at the Pretenders and Spoke. "That wasn't very nice." Then Things got Ugly.

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13. "RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John"
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>(Personally, I think any UF versions all ran afoul of Belldandy
>millenia ago, and therefore suffered a Horrid Fate. So probably won't
>show up save as some ancient relic or legend. If ever.) ;)
>
>And the Goddess was Peeved at the Pretenders and Spoke. "That
>wasn't very nice." Then Things got Ugly.

>
>And the Goddess muttered, "lousy overdressed, boombox-voiced
>snakes-in-heads..." and all who Heard facefaulted.

HAHAHA!! :) HAHAHA!

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8. "RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John"
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   >>And, since Jack showed up here in a H2G2, I'm guessing we
>>might see how the IP got their hands on Stargates at some time.
>
>Any reference to the Gould or Tilk gonna appear in a H2G2?

Signs point to no.

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9. "RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John"
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   >>And, since Jack showed up here in a H2G2, I'm guessing we
>>might see how the IP got their hands on Stargates at some time.
>
>Any reference to the Gould

Goa'uld.

> or Tilk

Teal'c.

>gonna appear in a H2G2?

Very doubtful. As Gryph has said, we aren't going to have body snatcher snakes in UF, and if Teal'c were to appear at all, it would probably be as a very quiet, aesthetic Klingon of some sort. No 'Junior.'

Nor are Samantha Carter or Daniel Jackson terribly likely, since not only are we well supplied with geeky linguists and pretty blondes, at least one existing UF character fits both roles. Jack O'Neill is listed here because he (the RDA version, anyway) is fun and unique in ways subtle enough to merit selective inclusion.

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12. "RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John"
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   >Nor are Samantha Carter or Daniel Jackson terribly likely, since not
>only are we well supplied with geeky linguists and pretty blondes, at
>least one existing UF character fits both roles.

*sigh* I guess it was too much to hope that Sam would get included in here. Ah, well.

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14. "RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John"
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   >*sigh* I guess it was too much to hope that Sam would get included in
>here. Ah, well.
>

The wealth of other characters, anime or otherwise, more
than makes that up though. :)

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16. "RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John"
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   Heathen! You are not a true acolyte of Samantha Carter! ;)

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17. "RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John"
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   >Heathen! You are not a true acolyte of Samantha Carter! ;)
>

Eh I did not know that there was a valid religion for
Sam! I will strive to show the proper curtesy to another's religion.
:)

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15. "RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John"
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   >Teal'c.
>
>>gonna appear in a H2G2?
>
>Very doubtful. As Gryph has said, we aren't going to have body
>snatcher snakes in UF, and if Teal'c were to appear at all, it would
>probably be as a very quiet, aesthetic Klingon of some sort.

I had him pictured as some kind of half-Vulcan half-Klingon... He certainly displays aspects of both (though he is not painfully logical, thank heavens) in the source material...

If it's not biologically possible to mix those races naturally, maybe he could be a genetic breeding experiment that got loose or something... maybe the Psi-Corp was experimenting again?


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5. "RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John "Jack", Col."
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   >Redneck (P. S. I prefer the Richard Dean Anderson version)

Amen to that. But then, the original series notes that during the two years between the first mission (the movie) and the creation of the SGC, Jack was retired, which really helped him become one of SG-1's better characters.

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18. "RE: H2G2: O'Neill, John "Jack", Col."
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   *wham* *wham* *wham*
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