Please, please tell me that all the door handles in the building have an inscribed portrait of Handel on them. Please.

Also Kate loving Handel gives me the image of her hammering away at the various organs of one Bergholt Stuttley Johnson; this being Halloween, my mind was immediately drawn to the one in Don'tgonearthe Castle, which has chord generators specifically for Hammer Horror-style soundtracks. Ghastly Face At Window #3 is an eternal favourite. In fact, I wouldn't put it entirely past Kate to try and build a pipe organ of her own. A really big one. On another planet from where she lives. Per Juri's express request.

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

Kate has been banned by local ordinance from pulling out several of the stops, especially the little one with the question mark on it that even she isn't totally sure what it does but doesn't half make the local pigeon populace feel ill.