Helloooo from Gotham City, where the streets are paved with gold and they fill your teeth with asphalt. It's so cold here right now the crims are restricting themselves to robbing drive-thru windows, which Batman appreciates because it means he can stay in his car with the heater on while he catches them.

Joking aside, the weather IS pretty poor just at the moment, but let me just say for the record that Gotham isn't nearly as bad as it's hyped to be. Maybe it's because I'm from New York, but I really don't see what the fuss is about. Sure, it's a big city with big-city problems, but it's no worse than Hackensack. Heck of a lot better than Nar Shaddaa, amirite? And it's got a vibe to it. Pretty sure I'm gonna like it here.

For one thing, they know how to treat a super hero, unlike my dear old hometown. The cops are on OUR side, which is WEIRD. Even the ones who don't like us much just bitch about it, they don't up and try to kill us for no reason. There's this one guy, Bullock, who's like Frank Castle if Frank was just an asshole and not a raving psychopath. Think he kinda hates my guts, but I like him—he's funny AND refreshingly non-Gwenicidal.

As you might expect, Dad's not super-pleased with my decision to move here. He thinks it's like everyone says it is, and he doesn't care for me being in a band with a couple of ex-cons and... whatever Lena is. (Imagine what he'd say if he knew I got the gig because their old drummer hijacked a blimp and went back to the slam!) I tried to explain to him that he ought to LIKE Harley and Ivy, 'cause they're living proof that sometimes the 17th time is the charm and prison really works, but he's not buying it. Oh well. (Also I think he doesn't like Harley because she's from Brooklyn and all us Queens expats know what THOSE people are like. ^_^; )

Anyway, I gotta go for now—Lena's got some people she wants to introduce me to, which is all verrry mysterious. Say hi to the gang in Jediville for me and see if you can remember to give Dad a call sometime, yeah? I'm sure he'd like to hear from you. Stay out of trouble, you know I won't!