I am never forget the day, I first meet great Kalashnikov*.
In one word he tells me the secret of success in armaments:
"Plagiarize!"

Plagiarize,
Let no one else's work evade your eyes,
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes,
So don't shade your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, PLAGIARIZE!
...Only be sure always to call it, please, "research".

And ever since I meet this man my life is not the same
And Mikhail Timofeyevich Kalashnikov is his name! Oy!
Mikhail Timofeyevich Kalashni-

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Iä! Iä! Moe fthagn!

(*Tokarev does not scan with Lobachevsky.)