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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

I love Stingray, truly I do, but I do think one facet in particular has aged poorly: the fact that there's a paramilitary organization called WASP. The World Aquatic Sea Patrol would slot right into UF; WASP sounds like it'd slot right into a Proud Boys demonstration somewhere near a beach.