4. "RE: A thought to wake Utena up"
In response to message #3
Mel Brooks has a couple of potential options for pacing and dialogue, but his schtick doesn't seem -quite- Utena's style - I'd see it more that someone would show up and she'd step in front of the couple and continue performing the ceremony while fighting a duel, quite possibly skipping the ring thing for some kind of mystical heart-sword dealie.
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately pleasure-dome decree Where Alph, the sacred river, ran Through caverns measureless to man Down to a sunless sea