19. "RE: TFLF 20: Roll With the Changes"
In response to message #2
Honestly, it's probably for the best that Haydn got stood up, as the Standard jokes that would ensue should someone be reluctant to exit the place might be a bit much.
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately pleasure-dome decree Where Alph, the sacred river, ran Through caverns measureless to man Down to a sunless sea