I have this peculiar head-cannon that Tsuyu is somehow the child of Kermit the Frog, and rather than get into showbiz, she decided she wanted to fight crime. She just has that same kind of odd combination of "wholesome, yet frank and longsuffering" that Kermit has going on for him.

Of course, on the other hand, there have been those moments where Kermit was anything but wholesome, as Jim Henson was fond of saying that Kermit would say all the stuff Jim can't because Kermit could get away with it.

Anyhow, hang in there, Traitor, and drink as much as you can. Fluids. Not booze. Though if you know how to make a good hot toddy, then I'd say go for it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_toddy