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Maya struggled to keep a smile from surfacing on her face as
she said, "I bet you call all women 'my love'."
"No," DJ replied honestly, "only the ones I love."

"Is that from a poem?" Rei asked.
"I think it will be," DJ replied.

"This is my head, and you weren't invited."

--
-Pasha
"I invented Warp Drive, whatta ya got?"
"I'm the Norse God of Mecha."
"Well, I guess you win then."

	"John, despite what you may have been told by the good people
at M&M Mars, chocolate is not a food group."
	"Fritos have corn in them.  That's a vegetable, I looked it
up."

	"Do the Canadians know about it?" asked Hyuuga.
	"Probably not," said Truss with a shrug.  "Given all the
-other- horribly dangerous stuff we have around here, who cares about
one piddling little H-bomb?"

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"Makes you look like a candy cane," said DJ, which made Jon
fight to suppress howling laughter. "Not that I find that in the
least objectionable. You shouldn't get too close while wearing that
outfit, though. I'm a natural-born unfastener and that zip calls to
me."

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DJ turned to Ritsuko, and his smile became somewhat less warm.
"Ritsuko. Thank you... for nothing." Then, on impulse, his right
hand darted out; before she could draw back, he'd hooked his index
finger into the ring on her top's zipper tab and snapped his wrist
down, unzipping the garment and letting it fall open in one fell
swoop.
"Well, almost nothing," he added with a mirthless version of
his rakish grin as she flushed clear to the rounded tops of her
well-formed breasts. "Hah! I was right," DJ added, his grin becoming
a triumphant smirk. "Pink."

-=-----

DJ turned to Ritsuko, and his smile became somewhat less warm.
"Ritsuko. Thank you... for nothing." Then, on impulse, his right
hand darted out; before she could draw back, he'd hooked his index
finger into the ring on her top's zipper tab and snapped his wrist
down. The zipper came down perhaps a quarter-inch, then jammed, and
DJ nearly broke his finger before the ring popped off the zipper tab.
"Well, almost nothing," he added with a mirthless version of
his rakish grin as he surveyed the pullring still hooked on his
finger. "I've always wanted a little metal ring... "
"Wardrobe!!" chirped Rei Ayanami cheerfully, and everyone
broke.

Light the new avatar of chaos

Nothin' beats a good "Real Genius" UF moment.

	"Oi, Pen-Pen, -that- isn't even a word!"
	"Waugh!"
	"... I'll be damned, it -is- a word."
	"DJ, the penguin's beating both of us."
	"Humbling, isn't it... "

********

	"You... you and Misato... "
	"Mm?"
	"But she's twice your age!" Ritsuko spluttered.
	"What's that got to do with anything?" DJ replied calmly,
having a sip of his drink.
	"What the hell were you thinking?!" Ritsuko demanded.
	DJ considered this for a moment.  "Well, often, it was
generally along the lines of, 'My, this is fun!'"  Ritsuko's angry
flush darkened as her already-flushed face tried to blush.  "But," DJ
continued, "most of the time, I was focused on the task at hand and
didn't have time for stray thoughts, except the odd 'Christ, where'd
the bloody penguin learn -that-' or 'How long have we been going at
this, anyway'."
	Ritsuko's expression melted from outrage to simple confusion.
	"What?!" she said.  "Pen-Pen was there too?!"
	DJ looked blank for a moment, then smirked.  "My dear doctor,
you have a very dirty mind."

And as others have mentioned, the entire Sportscenter bit was hilarious.

Polychrome

A voice broke into his reverie: "Ta-da!" Instinctively Jon turned his head to the right, whence came the voice, and found himself looking at something he could not immediately identify, mainly because, startlingly, it was only about two inches from the end of his nose after he turned his head. Drawing back a little, he was able to focus on it, and realized as he did that it was a swimsuit top. A red and white striped swimsuit top with a big silver zipper joining it together in front, complete with a big metal zipper tab. The mate to this top was in its appropriate place, too, now that he checked, and both were adorning the body of a cheerfully grinning Asuka Soryu-Langley.

"Well?" she demanded. "What do you think?"

Jon thought, thanks to the suit's colors and the horizontal stripe pattern, that she looked like a candy cane, but he knew saying so would only get him slapped, so he merely nodded and said, "Good."

"What about you, Mighty Adventurer? What do you think?"

DJ looked up, lowering his sunglasses and nodding appreciatively. "As I've said before, much better than a sharp stick in the eye."

"What do you think of the suit?" she asked, frowning.

"Makes you look like a candy cane," said DJ, which made Jon fight to suppress howling laughter. "Not that I find that in the least objectionable. You shouldn't get too close while wearing that outfit, though. I'm a natural-born unfastener and that zip calls to me."

--Neon Exodus Evangelion: Exodus 1:8: Journey to the Center of the Earth

"How can you stand him?" Asuka asked Jon as he, unprompted, handed Rei a towel.

"Experience," Jon and Rei chorused flatly.

--Neon Exodus Evangelion: Exodus 1:8: Journey to the Center of the Earth

"This feels unpleasantly like being drunk," DJ observed.

"What's so unpleasant about that?" Misato inquired wryly.

"Ask a glass of water," DJ replied.

--Neon Exodus Evangelion: Exodus 2:2: Heuristic Decision

"Hello, Prototype!" said the Ellison in charge. "We haven't met. My name is David, and I'm your superior in every perceptible way."

"The thing I love most about your family," Marina Kirishatova mused quietly to Jon, "is that you are all so modest."

--Neon Exodus Evangelion: The Motion Picture: Apotheosis Now

"(Dude!)" San whispered to Shinji. "(God said I don't displease Him!)"

"(I heard!)" Shinji replied. "(That's great!)"

"(That's TERRIBLE!)" San hissed plaintively. "(I'll have to sin harder. You'll help me, right? We could start with some impure thoughts or something and work our way up.)"

--Neon Exodus Evangelion: The Motion Picture: Apotheosis Now

"Today I've seen the Adversary restored to the Host and an Archangel punished for betrayal," Dominic said thoughtfully. His seven softly glowing eyes ripple-blinked at her from within the darkness of his hood. "The world, and the War, are reinventing themselves. Perhaps I shall have to do the same. As a corporeal poet once said, 'The times, they are a-changing.'"

While she absorbed that, he bowed slightly to her, turned, and took his leave.

It would not be until several days later that she realized who the corporeal poet was, and the knowledge that Dominic was familiar with his works would leave her feeling amused, but vaguely uneasy, for most of a day.

--Neon Exodus Evangelion: The Motion Picture: Apotheosis Now

When he got his voice back, he asked Kirishatov (without
looking away from the EVA cage), "Why didn't you tell us about this
six months ago?"
"Six months ago it did not work," replied Kirishatov. "What
would have been point? 'Oh look! Glorious Soviet sculpture!' Times
have changed - I was not shot - but nevertheless, it did not work."

There might've been more, but I've only been re-reading the last chunk of NXE, and not really looking - this one struck me, though.
Well, this, and some of the bonus theatre stuff. Particularly the 'breadbox' bit.

DJ speaking to Ritsuko (and himself) in EXODUS 3:5 - CONNECTIONS III

"... wha?" wondered Misato Katsuragi, now completely baffled
by the erratic behavior of the robot.

DJ looked up to the booth, and the message in Ikari's
expressionless eyes was clear: do what I want, or I'll send this
penguin to die in your place. For there was no doubt in DJ's mind
that if it went out there in its current condition, it would not
survive.
Shaking his head in disbelief, DJ wheeled around to glare at
Gendou. "You people are all completely mad!" he shouted. "Send the
penguin, see if I care."

-Brian

NXE: "Does this mean that someone has ordered you to be my friend?" - Just in case...

UF: "Such a shame when people be throwin' away a perfectly good white girl like that!" - Used twice that I can think of... Once in the symphony and once in a marvel/timelord story... I just woke up and won't research this.

except, excerpt, exempt, excrement... err: have a good day!

...cookies?

-KridEngaged